Although the god of Agomo in front of him was frantically telling the black history of the ancient mage, Li Fei didn't dare to listen to it at all.

Who knows if the Ancient One mage can read minds, this kind of [Regent Mind] magic that even Dumbledore is proficient in, is it possible that the Ancient One can't?

So, just empty your mind and don't listen, don't ask, don't remember, don't think about it.

The giant of light, composed of golden lines on the throne, noticed the movement and asked in surprise:

"Throughout the ages, countless mystical mages have come to me to ask for a channel to supply mana.

All of them were terrified, and they hated to take every word I said to heart, for fear of upsetting me.

You're a good kid who dares to ignore my 'jokes', and why don't you laugh after listening to my jokes? ”

Li Fei looked at the two Supreme Mages beside him, but saw that the Ancient One Mage, who was extremely chic and full of style in the past, didn't dare to say a word at this time, but only maintained a respectful attitude.

In fact, the great god in front of him, if he said something serious, what cosmic mysteries, magic is reasonable, Li Fei will quickly apologize to others.

But there is only one thing, as a native of Erdu, the resistance to the kind of newspaper-level jokes is basically full.

Similarly, Li Fei's tolerance for such low-level jokes is close to zero.

It's not about numbers, it's the nature engraved in the depths of the soul, in the DNA.

bowed his head and saluted to the great god in front of him, and after the salute, Li Fei held his head high and said without humility or arrogance:

"Great God of Agamotto, I have had the privilege of feeling the glory of your magical powers, so I am sure that you must be the great and revered being in front of me.

In front of you, my teacher, Master Gu Yi, should be just a child, and as her elder, it is indeed understandable for you to make jokes about your own children.

But since I am a student of the Ancient One Teacher, then she is my elder, an existence that I should respect with all my heart.

As a student, when someone else is making fun of their teacher, I am powerless to stop it, but I have to listen attentively, and there is absolutely no such reason.

This is just the right and wrong in my mortal heart, maybe because my vision is not broad enough, but I know and know how to maintain the 'own people' that I respect in my heart.

Since I am powerless and have no right to advise you to stop this kind of behavior, then I can only do my duty as a student, and let go of my mind, not listening, not asking, not remembering, not thinking, and not paying attention to the words in my ears. ”

Hearing Li Fei's words, the eyes of Agomoto on the throne of the gods lit up significantly, but when he felt Li Fei's small and faint magic power, he couldn't help but secretly mock "ants" in his heart.

Yes, except for the Supreme Mages of the past dynasties, the other mages who borrowed their magic power from the Trinity God of Emperor Weishan were nothing more than ants in the eyes of gods like them.

How much magic can they borrow from their fragile bodies?

I'm afraid that just a hundred years have passed, and the bodies of those mages will dissipate with the wind, right?

Dare to look up and speak in front of the gods, this kid is quite interesting.

Agomoto didn't plan to worry much about Li Fei, but Li Fei finally collided with the gods, which is unforgivable, just blast him out.

In a few years, give Gu another face, let him see him again, apologize to himself, and the matter will be over.

After all, this kid's talent is not bad, his character is also good, and he is really a kind god.

Just thinking about it, the last sentence of Li Feizuo's death came over.

"Besides, the joke you tell is not funny at all."

"What!! You say it again!! ”

"Boom !!" Agomoto's golden body stood up suddenly, and the giant-like figure instantly seemed to break the entire sky, his eyes were wide open, and the two exclusive marks of Agomoto in his pupils were charging!

Since he was promoted to a god, he has been guarding the earth (atrium) and the endless life in the universe, fighting against all kinds of evil existences, and he has no time to experience the joy of the world.

The only evil taste he has is that whenever a new Supreme Mage comes to ask him for magical powers, he can make a harmless little joke with the other party.

Although the opponent's body is blown like a ball, there is also a magic power that is deliberately instilled into it, which can greatly strengthen the mage's own magic power, rather than borrowing his own part of the magic power.

As a god, he bestows magic on the other, and the other makes him laugh with ugliness, adding a little joy to his endless, empty, and long life.

Trade on an equal footing, even suffer a little loss as a god, and it doesn't hurt to give some more magic, what's wrong?

Any questions?

But right now, this ignorant kid not only contradicted himself, but he didn't plan to think too much, but he dared to say it......

He dared to say that the great god of Agamotto joked, no, but, laugh???

How dare he!!

Today, one of the Triune Gods of Emperor Wuweishan, the god of mysticism, Agamotto, is going to show the wrath of the gods, so that this ignorant boy knows what it means to "bring disaster from the mouth"!

"I mean, your joke isn't funny."

"How dare you say that?" A monstrous wave of magic power rolled over, and the Solomon Supreme and Ancient One Supreme beside Li Fei were instantly swept away by the magic wave and flew far, far away.

Carrying the huge wave of magic in front of him, Li Fei gritted his teeth and said word by word: "If it's not funny, it's not funny, a joke, if you can't even be ridiculous, then it doesn't deserve to be called a joke."

'Let's be funny first, it's too funny if it's not funny.' This is a famous quote uttered by a future master of comedy. ”

"Oh?" Agomoto's tone was a little calmer, could it be that this small existence in front of him cared so much about funny things?

"Let's be funny first, it's too funny if it's not funny." Tasting this sentence repeatedly, Agomoto suddenly felt that this sentence touched his heart.

If you are lucky enough to meet this funny master, you must fulfill all the wishes of the other party, and then catch him in a small dark room, arrange a clone to keep an eye on him, and let him tell jokes to his clone day and night.

In this way, even if you are facing Dormammu, the king of the dark dimension, and even if you are facing the eternal enemy of the Triune God of the Vishan Emperor, "Shuma Gorath" (this is also an eye demon), with laughter and companionship, you will never fall into the abyss of despair!

The person who can say this sentence is definitely a master of jokes with the spirit of craftsmanship, and he must be invited to come!

Agomoto leaned down, stretched out a hand and pinched Li Fei, looked at Li Fei and slowly spoke:

"The funny master you're talking about, does it really exist?"

"I swear by my soul that there is absolutely exist, and he is in the plane where I live."

"Bring him to me."

"This ...... I'm afraid not yet. ”

"You dare to lie to me?" The throne behind Agamotto was shattered, and the Ancient One and King Solomon in the distance were once again swept away far away.

"You can search my memory, I promise, this master is real.

It's just that everyone needs a certain amount of experience and time to grow up, and it takes a huge amount of accumulation to sum up the joy of laughter from the bitterness.

It will take a few years for him to grow into a generation of masters. ”

"Let's be honest, how long will I have to wait?"

"At the beginning of 2005, 2015 can be called everyone, and 2021 is attracting worldwide attention."

Agomoto's huge figure pondered for a moment and nodded: "Okay, I can afford to wait." ”

With that, with a wave of his hand, he was going to throw Li Fei back to reality from the astral boundary.

The thighs are here, how can Li Fei not pick wool?

Hurriedly grabbed one of the fingers of the god of Agamotto, and did not let go.

"Oh? Is there anything else you can do? ”

"Well, I have a lot of interesting things in my life, and I think even without this master, I can share some funny jokes with you, and you can see if I can deserve this honor."

"Hmm......" Agomoto's huge figure fell silent.

Li Fei struck while the iron was hot and said, "Respected God of Agamotto, although I was a little reckless just now, my reverence for you is truly understandable.

You see, not only have I recommended a funny master for you, but I am also willing to take the initiative to share interesting stories around you.

You are one of the Triune Gods of Emperor Vishan, and there must be tens of thousands of ways for me to contact you and listen to your teachings.

Please give me this kind of glory, let me [knife and ass, open my eyes]~"

"Knife poke ass, open your eyes?" Agamotto repeated this sentence, and after a long time, he suddenly laughed with a "poof".

The laughter shook the heavens and the earth, echoing throughout the astral boundary.

"Hahaha, what an 'eye-opener'!

Little one, I approve of you!

Open your eyes, I've decided, leave my mark on your pupils, and let you truly 'open your eyes'! ”

For a long time, Agomoto waited a little impatiently.

"Child, are you open?"

"Ahem, I've gotten my eyes on it." Li Fei said embarrassedly.

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