"Headmaster Dumbledore, please save me!"

"This hat is crazy to send me to Azkaban! He also asked me if I wanted to go to Newmengard to study, by the way, what is Newmengard, is it another magic school? ”

As Harry pulled off his mischievous Sorting Hat from his head and shouted at the faculty seat, the auditorium fell silent.

Damn, what do we hear?

The "savior" of the wizarding world, the "boy who never died", the great Harry Potter, said that the Sorting Hat intended to assign him to Azkaban?

It's a ridiculous joke.

And what else is Newmengard, a name that I have never even heard of, who knows to tell us, I recognize him as his father on the spot!

Inside the Great Hall, the long Hufflepuff tables were noisy, the Gryffindor tables were gagging, and only the Ravenclaw and Slytherin tables were dead silent.

Unlike other colleges, which regard ignorance as a virtue, the Ravenclaw students, who have always been extremely thirsty for knowledge, naturally know what the word Neumengard represents.

The vast majority of Slytherin's students are pure-bloods, or ambitious half-blood wizards, and they won't forget the man who once brought about a terrifying change in the entire European wizarding world, Dumbledore's lifelong enemy, Gellert Grindelwald.

Grindelwald was the first Dark Lord and a wizard who really valued the rise of Muggle technology, and he misestimated the power of Muggles, but he was able to accurately judge the future of the development level of the wizarding world in Europe.

Compared with Grindelwald, the second generation of the Dark Lord Voldemort's actions are too inferior, and he has basically never been out of the "novice village" of the United Kingdom.

Although in the later part of the original book, Voldemort attracted many dark wizards from all over the world to the United Kingdom, but this behavior was undoubtedly helping other countries clean up the bandits, making Voldemort's own home base, the United Kingdom, even more burdensome.

It's just that one thing that must be corrected is the ranking of the three top combat power in the Harry Potter world.

Voldemort is similar to the "Wulipo Sword God", although he has never been out of the British novice village, but he not only became stronger with baldness, but he was also willing to apply human body modification on himself, refining his nose, so he has the highest level.

Dumbledore's strength is still slightly inferior to Voldemort in the case of holding the Elder Wand, and the old Deng, who is old and declining, can only contain Voldemort, and the initiative in the battle is actually in Voldemort's hands.

As for our clothing adult, Grindelwald, a master of dressing, well, of course, it will be changed to an alternative "Hannibal" soon, since being defeated by Dumbledore, he has been disheartened, and his combat effectiveness has obviously declined seriously, and in the original book, he had no power to resist in the face of Voldemort's oppression, so he was brutally killed.

Bringing the conversation back to Newmondgard, the castle was originally a prison built by Grindelwald in its heyday to house opponents.

The entrance to the castle is engraved with Grindelwald's slogan "For the greater good", and after Grindelwald's years of terror in Europe, he did not expect that he was planted twice in a row in the hands of Newt Scamander, a good Hufflepuff senior and Hogwarts expulsor.

Although he managed to escape twice and reunite his faithful followers, the Saints, he was ultimately defeated in the confrontation with his former best friend, Albus Dumbledore.

Ironically, after his defeat, Grindelwald was not executed, but was imprisoned in the top cell of the prison he had built, which had once held countless opponents, but became the eternal residence of Grindelwald's generation for the rest of his life.

According to author Rowling, "the window is a very narrow slit in the black stone" with a stone bed and a thin tattered blanket on it.

The former generation of heroes ended up with a skinny end.

Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains~

Holding the nest head in his hand~

There is not a drop of oil in the dish......

It is unknown if there were other prisoners in Nürmungard, but at the time of Grindelwald's death, he was most likely the only prisoner here, where Grindelwald survived for fifty-three years.

In his previous life, Li Fei also wondered if Rowling's inspiration for creating Neumengard came from Nuremberg, Germany.

After all, as in history, the German city of Nuremberg was home to many important Na* organizations, and the city is famous as the site of the prison for the infamous war criminals and the "Nuremberg Trials" where they were prosecuted for crimes against humanity and war crimes.

The more knowledgeable students of the various colleges are telling their friends about the above content, of course, the content may not be as accurate as Li Fei.

But if nothing else, at least many students know about Azkaban, the existing wizarding prison in the United Kingdom, which houses countless of the most terrifying dark wizards.

Zhang Qiu at the Ravenclaw long table stared at the thin figure of Harry in front of her with a pair of beautiful eyes, she knew Azkaban, and she also knew about Nümmengard from Li Fei when everyone chatted last year, but this did not prevent Zhang Qiu from feeling sorry for her "knight" being treated so unfairly.

Many of the first-year wizards secretly smashed their mouths, and the Guide was accurate, mentioning Azkaban and Newmengard, and sure enough, it came true in the unlucky guy named Harry Potter.

Dumbledore's face changed, and his gaze stared sternly at the Sorting Hat in Harry's hand.

Originally, he had instructed the sorting hat before the sorting house, although the sorting hat itself has a bottom line, but if the potential of a certain college is very clear and difficult to conclusive, he is still willing to listen to the suggestions of the students themselves or the principal.

Sorting Hat, you've had a bit of a game this time!

You can even scare Harry with Slytherin, why mention Azkaban and Newmengard, so that Harry reacts so much, you tell me how this farce should end?

The brim of the Sorting Hat drooped down, as if it had completely become a soulless hat.

Harry thought he had used too much force and strangled the magic hat to death, and quickly apologized to Dumbledore.

Looking at the extremely well-behaved Harry in front of him, Dumbledore was embarrassed to death.

No, it's not.

Dumbledore's mind suddenly struck a bolt of lightning, and he finally found the crux of the problem.

Harry had grown up in his aunt's house, and Harry, who had grown up in that family, would not have had access to Azkaban, and Hagrid, Levi and Harry had already told him the topics they talked about.

All in all, Harry didn't have any chance of knowing about Azkaban and Nurmengard, he would only treat these two names as if they were another house, or another school, and would not have reacted so strongly.

"What's the problem?" Dumbledore thought to himself, ready to deal with this matter first.

At the Hufflepuff table, Li Fei was observing Dumbledore with interest, Li Fei had already talked about this place intentionally or unintentionally, which fully aroused the curiosity of the Sorting Hat; On the other hand, Li Fei had already prepared in advance, and distributed the "Guide" he had written before the sorting through the hand of Peeves.

With a two-pronged approach, Li Fei wanted to see if his butterfly wings could make waves in this world and take the initiative to cause some changes.

This is also part of Li Fei's follow-up plan, since Dumbledore and the Pure Lotus Fairy have said that they are afraid that Li Fei's bloodline is not simple, it is better to arrange an identity similar to Nicol Lemay [Prophet].

This can effectively avoid the occurrence of situations where Li Fei kindly warned in advance and was suspected by the other party and interrogated for too long.

You don't need to do much, you just need to force the grid to be full + the exit must be accurate, so that even if you only "predict" once a semester, as long as the accuracy is 100%, you can continue to act as a "prophet".

Dumbledore stood up and looked tenderly in Harry's direction, "Son, we all know that Voldemort has been crushed in front of you, and the Sorting Hat is just trying to test your intelligence, calmness, and adaptability.

I'm glad that you, as a new Hogwarts student, are so responsive and sensible, and know right from wrong, which is great. ”

With that, Dumbledore had already walked up to Harry's side, gently touched Harry's head, and continued, "Let's continue with the Sorting House, I promise the Sorting Hat won't play such a joke on you again this time."

However, when you are in the house, the hat will still make the necessary temptations and communication with you, and you will need to cooperate with it. ”

Taking the Sorting Hat from Harry's hand, Dumbledore squeezed the tip of the hat fiercely, as if to say, "I have something to do back in the office, you are miserable today." ”

Harry Potter made it to the chair again, just when Li Fei thought that all these changes were extremely small, and it seemed that the worldline's ability to restrain was far more stubborn than he imagined, something happened suddenly.

"Please stop your hand for a moment, honorable Mr. Dumbledore." A panicked, breathless gasp came through the door, as if he had just experienced strenuous exercise and had come running from a place not close.

However, the heavy gasp did not delay the man's "performance": "My [Heavenly Eye] tells me that something unusual will happen tonight, and someone's plan will go smoothly, and all this will have a very huge impact!" ”

In the field, Dumbledore, Snape, Quirrell, Li Fei, and of course, Professor McGonagall, who was holding back to grab this year's House Cup, all had a little flickering eyes.

"Will your plan go smoothly?" *n

PS: Tell a story, a real story.

Today's little nephew is here.,Yes.,It's the little nephew who spent money to rent my game number to help me brush materials.,Come to my house today to find "two little brain axes" to play.。

When I got home, the child was holding Huanhuan's tail and chanting, "Touch the tiger's tail in the Year of the Tiger, the wind and the water will be smooth".

I said in my heart that SF Express is smooth and smooth, isn't this all about SF Express, what kind of blessing do you have for others during the New Year.

After chatting for a few days, I asked my little nephew how much New Year's money he collected this year, and whether he asked his mother to help you put it away first, and then I mixed a glass of wine-free mojito for my little nephew, and opened a can for the little boy (here I thank the book friend "Jianghu Storyteller" for the red envelope), and his mother also came back from shopping in the supermarket near my home.

Chatting with people with children, the content is natural and inseparable from children.

I heard from my sister that she enrolled her little nephew in many classes, such as children's programming, CAD drawing, 3DMAX modeling, and PS retouching.

I couldn't stand it at the time, stop your behavior quickly, otherwise this kid is destined to be an overtime dog in the future!

If this is five years of training, will I be able to hand over my personal work to my child, and then I will have to pay him a commission?

Does this count as child labor?

Besides, I don't know how to program, but CAD, 3DMAX, and PS you look for me, although I'm busy, but I don't have too much experience teaching people this thing.

To put it mildly, maybe the group of teachers in the interest class can't even compare to the students of my grandchildren, after all, this is the craft we use to eat.

His mother wasn't happy at the time.,I have to tell me that my technology is too old.,The software is not the latest version.,To keep up with the trend.,PS or something is too low-level.,She signed up for her little nephew in Photoshop.。

Good guy, I covered my face for a full two minutes before I recovered, and my expression was very similar to the extremely weak Xiaobai in "The Beginning".

My daughter-in-law didn't get much better, and she almost spilled half a glass of orange juice in her hand.

I only know that my sister's life simulator adds a little intelligence to her appearance, and since she was a child, my mother has been talking "little silly girl, you have to learn to be smarter", but I didn't expect my sister to really don't know what the full name of ps is.

When someone takes a professional English word, they fool you into spending thousands of dollars to sign up for a class?

Although this is an Internet joke that has been there for a long time, when this happened in front of my eyes, the feeling of powerlessness and speechlessness mixed with a little substitution can be experienced with a little substitution.

Sure enough, our stupidity will turn into the laughter of other people, ignorance is not terrible, what is terrible is not to learn, not to explore, not to progress.

After sending off my little nephew, I remembered another experience I had:

At that time, a friend of mine said that his sister was studying 3D at college and asked to make a 3D model of Doraemon.

This kind of entry-level stuff is not a problem at all, so I made one casually, and when I was done, I sent him the file, and it took less than twenty minutes to draw.

As a result, my friend called three days later and said that his sister had been called to the podium and harshly criticized in front of the class for nearly 10 minutes.

The teacher severely criticized the girl's behavior of finding someone to complete the technical homework instead, saying that this behavior was immoral and violated the quality of students.

What's more, I can't even make such a delicate model.

Ahem, ahem, I got something casually, and it hurt other people's girls to be said, why am I so happy in my heart?

It shouldn't be, I quickly apologized, and spent 7 minutes doing a Doraemon of that level that was obviously very low, even more miserable than "The Story of **", and sent it to a friend.

As a result, the girl was still told about it, and the reason was still that she was doing too well, and the teacher saw it at a glance.

Cover your face, it's so hard for me!

In the end, I made two balls stacked as if playing with building blocks, and inserted a few cylinders into them, and put a cylinder on my stomach, two cylinders on my arms, and two white balls in my palms.

I didn't do any embellishments, I just sent it like this, and it lasted two minutes.

Thankfully, I finally passed the test, and the girl also received praise for "knowing that mistakes can be changed" and "the proportion is correct".

Hey, I suddenly remembered the days when I was hired to teach big classes and technical classes at a training institution, and I don't know how those children are doing now.

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