Cao Feng had an idea, and said from the onlookers: "May I ask who has a knife?" ”

The second child was anxious: "My brother is sick like this, you still have the heart to find a knife, hurry up and see my brother!" ”

"To find a knife is to treat him."

A woman took out a kitchen knife from the basket: "I just sold it, stainless steel knife, does this work?" ”

Useful!

Cao Feng tried the blade, yes, very sharp.

He touched the man's head on the stretcher: "Where does it hurt?" ”

"It hurts everywhere."

"Tsk, it seems that you are not lightly ill, I have to operate on you, and I will bloom your head and take out the dirt in it later."

When the second child heard this, he immediately obstructed: "Hey, hey, hey!" What are you doing here? You're going to kill someone?! ”

"He has dirty things in his head, I have to take it out for him, I am a doctor, I can treat it how I want, I will bear the problem if something goes wrong, what are you anxious about? It's none of your business. ”

"If you kill someone, I can call the police and arrest you!"

"Hehe, don't worry, I'll take care of the dead, and I'll admit it when I'm in prison and shot!"

After speaking, Cao Feng knelt on the ground and kowtowed to something in the sky: "Ancestors, if Cao Feng kills someone today, you have to come and pick me up, the so-called one life is worth one life, I definitely don't regret it." ”

The man on the stretcher looked at the second child and pulled his clothes: "Second master...... Why do you have to play with your life? Didn't you say it's okay, brother, I can't afford to play with this. ”

"Tsk, don't think about it, he doesn't dare to do this, pretend."

Cao Feng touched this person's head: "If you want to have a craniotomy, you have too much hair, I have to give you a haircut first, shave it, and then open your head, so clean, not afraid of dirty things going in, otherwise the messy things in your hair will get into your brain, and I won't be able to disinfect you." ”

Speaking of disinfection, it's almost alcohol, don't Western doctors play this?

Cao Feng: "Who brought the wine?" ”

The little girl on the side of the road said, "Brother, I have a second pot head, I bought it for my grandfather, can I do it?" ”

Okay, that's it, huh! It's still a few dollars a bottle of two-pot head, spicy can be.

Cao Feng was eager to try: "Big brother, this wine will be poured into your brain for a while, it hurts a little, but don't worry too much, the pain will pass in a moment, and everything will be over." ”

Everything is over...... Sounds like death.

Cao Feng gestured at his head, raised his knife, and saw that this guy was trembling.

"Don't be afraid, just hurt a little, and it won't hurt after a while."

The second child also became nervous: "Don't kill people, there is no treatment for craniotomy, it is easy to die." ”

"Tsk! How many times have I said it, I'll bear the dead, don't worry about it, anyway, if something happens, it's mine, I'll pay for my life, what's the urgency for you, or you go to someone else, or send it directly to the hospital. ”

"I'm looking for you, you're a miracle doctor now, don't look for anyone you seek."

Cao Feng: "By the way, prepare the money, this disease can be cured for 200,000 yuan." ”

Two hundred thousand! A person who sells medicine on the street, how capable he dares to ask for 200,000 yuan from others, isn't this a convulsion?

Second child: "You haven't seen how money is?" ”

"Who hasn't seen money, this disease will cost 200,000 yuan, if you can afford it, you can see it, if you can't afford it, don't look at it, say, you have to give me money first."

"Huh? You haven't seen a doctor yet, so why should I give you money? ”

Cao Feng said matter-of-factly: "When you go to the hospital to see a doctor, do you have to pay first?" Is surgery a time to see a doctor first and then pay for it? It's the rule all over the country, why am I different? ”

Where is there so much money on his body, the total is only more than two thousand.

The second child made a phone call and could only ask Boss Yun for money.

"Boss Yun, that kid wants to perform a craniotomy on our brother, using a kitchen knife, and said that he must pay 200,000 yuan first, otherwise he won't show it."

On the other end of the phone, Zhao Yun's lukewarm voice came: "I'll call you right away for 200,000, if this matter can't be done, don't come back to see me." ”

The second child returned to the stall: "Boy, oh...... No, it should be a little miracle doctor, the money will arrive soon, and you won't lose a cent, but you must be cured of the disease. ”

"Why?"

"You're a miracle doctor."

"I never said that I was a miracle doctor, and I never said that I could cure all diseases, but ah, since it was handed over to me, it was up to me to decide whether to live or die, and it was a big deal that I would pay him for his life."

The second child made the final decision: "Okay!" That's what you said! ”

……

In a KTV, Li Mengjiao was drinking and singing with a few friends, chatting, and a girl kept staring at her mobile phone.

"Old girl, come out to play, what are you always staring at your phone, sending messages to your boyfriend? I remember you didn't have a boyfriend, you just found it? ”

"No, someone is streaming the video live, there is a man in the city center who is said to be a miracle doctor, and now he is treating a person, as if he is using a kitchen knife to perform a craniotomy."

The other girls looked confused.

Kitchen knife for craniotomy? Is there such a bug?

They came over to see, of course Li Mengjiao knew Cao Feng, how could her husband be strange.

But she didn't know that Cao Feng had gone to the street to sell medicine, and she was embarrassed to watch.

"This is Cao Feng, why did he go to the street to do a live broadcast."

"Sister Li, do you know him?"

If you tell a friend that this man is her husband, wouldn't that be a bad thing, a big boss, her husband is actually a medicine seller on the street, please, my sister can't afford to lose that person.

"Hehe, I don't know."

said that he didn't know, and his heart was about to explode.

No, she has to go over, she can't let Cao Feng be embarrassed outside, one day, this matter will be criticized, and her reputation will be ruined.

"You guys play first, I have something to do, let's go first."

"Huh? Li Mengjiao, you promised to invite us to dinner, and you have to go for a massage, why did you leave early? ”

Li Mengjiao dropped a card: "Swipe the card, count me as a treat." ”

"You have it, we are like beggars asking for food, and if you don't give money, we will all drink the northwest wind?"

"I'm really in trouble."

Li Mengjiao didn't want to delay for a moment, and quickly came to the location of the city center, there were more and more crowds, blocking half of the street, which made people want to vomit when they looked at it.

She strode over and pushed the crowd away.

Cao Feng stood to disinfect the kitchen knife, drank the second pot head, and sprayed it on the edge of the knife.

"Cao Feng!" Li Mengjiao shouted.

Cao Feng looked up: "Alas? Wife, are you coming to me? ”

Damn, in front of the public, I, a beautiful woman with a natural appearance, was called my wife by a drug seller.

Grandma's, it's too down.

Looking at the strange eyes of so many people, Li Mengjiao was angry: "Who is your wife!" ”