Chapter Twenty-Four: Jokes?
Lu Donglai had a dream, this dream made his heart jump, and the four Jindan masters served him meticulously, bringing tea and water...... Quite a wonderful dream, you think, a Jindan monk is like the sun, moon and stars in the sky...... Four Jindan monks, so dizzy......
This happiness is really hard to come by.
However, the happier things are, the more suspicious they are, so Lu Donglai's brain twitched, he was sick, he pinched himself in his dream, so the whole person was completely awake.
When he smelled the smell of blood in the air, the whole person suddenly woke up, and he didn't need to wash his face and brush his teeth at all.
He stared blankly at the messy room, subconsciously locked his gaze on the bloodied Yaksha, and muttered, "You killed someone?"
Yasha's gaze turned to Lu Donglai, with an ignorant expression, very cute, and cute. Suddenly, flames burned on his body, and his whole body turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared without a trace.
Lu Donglai's gaze changed from sluggish to angry, "Killed someone and ran away like this?"
You murderer, let me carry the black pot?
Lu Donglai felt very hurt.
I just slept for a while, why did I wake up like this?
Do you want to run away?
Will there be a government to arrest him?
It's a lot of trouble, and it's miserable.
The sound of roosters crowing was already heard outside, and a new day in the town had begun again, the sun was shining, and Lu Donglai's eyes were blank, but he didn't have the heart to enjoy this beautiful scenery.
The talisman refined by the fourth master is a failure nine times out of ten, and he is not dead, this ...... Can this be said to be edification?
Emotion is emotion, but the truth is that he didn't kill anyone, it was Xiao Yasha who killed people, and the government had no way to take it, thinking about this, Lu Donglai was no longer depressed, and he was still in a good mood, he was a cultivator, and he almost fell into the way of red dust.
"Idiot~"
Lu Dong laughed at himself, and then shouted, "Little Er!"
No response~!
"Little Er!"
Lu Donglai was a little angry, how can he say that it is also a branded inn, how can the service be so inconsiderate?
Under this shout, a junior second suddenly walked in with a blue nose and swollen face, he glanced at Lu Donglai, and said with palpitations, "Guest officer, what are your orders?"
At this time, he breathed in such a low voice, and when he spoke, he had to look at Lu Donglai's face, and the master in front of him was still smiling, and Xiao Er's heart was suddenly shocked. Could it be that everything that happened last night was under his control...... No wonder he was able to sleep so peacefully, and he must have not suffered from the medicinal properties of sweat medicine.
Black eats black!This bastard!!
Xiao Er scolded Lu Donglai dozens of times in his heart, this man with an innocent smile was so insidious and cunning in his heart, it was really despicable!
Lu Dong looked at Xiao Er, his brows furrowed slightly, this action scared the shopkeeper even more, could it be that this master was not happy enough about last night, and he was going to take a knife on himself at this time?
Xiao Er's face turned pale with fright!
This astonishing change also made Lu Donglai stunned, what is the situation? Why did Xiao Er, who was injured in front of him, see that he was like this? Isn't it true that the teacher is guilty? It's too unprofessional, right?
What's more, this private room is now like this, this little two still has a smile on his face, Lu Donglai's expression changed slightly, this time he thought of the order he gave to Yasha last night, Lu Donglai's expression suddenly turned cold.
The change in the atmosphere, like stepping from autumn to winter, an instantaneous thing, but it made the shopkeeper's body stiffen suddenly, where did he provoke the real anger of the master in front of him?
For Lu Donglai, in addition to having no disease, eating, drinking and having fun in this life, the most important thing is probably to live a long life.
Thinking that he put his life in this room last night without any precautions, assuming that there was no Yaksha talisman, then what would be waiting for him?
Careless!
This was the reason why Lu Donglai was really angry, and he vented all this anger on all the guys in the Qingcheng Inn in the middle of the mountain.
After escaping from the demon servant's men, Lu Donglai cherished his life extraordinarily.
He squinted his eyes and stared at the shopkeeper calmly, "Little Er, didn't you mean meticulous service, why did someone sneak into my house in the middle of the night?"
Yaksha is unharmed, that is, the gentleman on Liang Shang was injured last night, and Lu Donglai's confidence is naturally even greater, not to mention that although his current cultivation has not yet built a foundation, it is also a matter of dealing with some ordinary people.
Originally, everyone tacitly knew that there was no darkness anywhere, no snake in any place, especially in a seemingly prosperous place like this remote place, everyone clearly understood a truth, no ordinary person entered this door, more or less a famous master in the rivers and lakes, or the brocade guard of the imperial court, like Lu Donglai, who was slaughtered by people like 'Little Fresh Meat', no one would really let go of such an opportunity.
But you obviously have that strength, why are you so naïve, so that we all mistakenly think that you are really a boy who doesn't understand anything? You deceived us so hard......
The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't cry!
"Sorry, this is our inconsiderate service, guest officer, all the cost of your trip this time is all covered in our inn, if there is anything you are not satisfied with, please say it, we will make corrections. ”
It's really wronged...... I had never said this to anyone before, because those people had already been killed by them and left halfway up the mountain, but this time the person I faced was a kid, and his age was almost ten years older than the other party, so ashamed......
However, Lu Donglai's silence made the shopkeeper even more entangled and apprehensive in his heart, and kept calling in his heart, what do you want, can you give a happy statement, what do you want for money, I am very tired if you don't say anything like this.
Lu Donglai just stared at the shopkeeper with a smile, "I want to demolish this shop, what do you think?"
A gentle smile, unpretentious words, like a clown who makes people laugh.
"Objectively joking, right?" said the shopkeeper as he touched his chest.
"You think I'm joking?"
When a sentence came out, if the previous sentence had a joke element, then when this sentence came out, the temperature of the air seemed to be a little colder, and a column of water erupted from the palm of his hand, turning into a water arrow, instantly sending the body of the shopkeeper flying and falling heavily on the wall.
"Do you think I'm joking?"
A humble smile, with a faint smile on his face, but the anger in the depths of his eyes can't be hidden.
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