Tian Xiaoding passed by the Wutai Temple in Wutai Mountain, and when he saw that the monks in the temple seemed to have a problem, he became curious and planned to enter the temple to find out.

After he burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, he sat in the living room in the courtyard on the second floor and chatted with the abbot of Wutai Temple, Monk Wuchen.

After waiting until the temple made lunch and sent it to the living room, Xiao Ding sat at the table, opened his eyes and glanced at the food on the table, and found that the food on the table was poisoned.

The abbot of the temple, monk Wuchen, was still inviting Xiao Ding to dine, and he said: "The monks are bitter, only some green vegetables and tofu are entertained, and I hope the donor will not dislike it." ”

Xiao Ding Xin said, you said that your family is bitter, but you are not stingy with ingredients, where is this bitterness, a lot of poison is put into the meal, I am really afraid that poison will not kill people. Even if you don't have an eye-opener, you should be able to eat it easily with so much poison in your meal, right?

However, Xiao Ding didn't expose it face-to-face, he pushed the plate of fried tofu with green vegetables in front of him to Monk Wuchen, and said: "Don't dislike, don't dislike, Master Abbot, you also eat together, eat together, just eat by myself, I can't open my mouth." ”

Monk Wuchen shook his head again and again, and waved his hand and said: "No, no, no, the old man is not hungry, the donor can just eat, the old man has already eaten before the donor arrives." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the old monk's stomach "gurgled", and the sound was quite loud.

Xiao Ding pretended not to know, and said with a confused face: "What sound, is it thunder outside?" ”

Monk Wuchen smiled awkwardly and replied, "No, no, it's the old man who accidentally lost his anger when he was practicing, and it was the true qi that was causing trouble in the old man's belly." ”

Xiao Ding nodded pretending to be enlightened, and then said in a thoughtful manner: "I see, then master, you should eat more to make up for it." This is not a trivial matter, but if you don't do it, you will go crazy. ”

The old monk excused himself again: "I won't eat the meal first, and it won't be a big deal if I have the real qi in my belly. ”

Xiao Ding refused to let go of the old monk like this, he pushed the plate forward again, and said: "As the saying goes, 'Those who come are guests, and guests are as they are.'" 'I'm a guest, you're the host, your host doesn't want to eat, and I'm a guest who can't use chopsticks! ”

Monk Wuchen smiled embarrassedly again, seeing that he really couldn't shirk it, and he was indeed a little hungry in his stomach, he had no choice but to say: "Since the donor has asked for it again, then the old man can't continue to shirk." After speaking, he turned his head to Daoguang, the little novice who was standing aside, and ordered, "Daoguang, you go and get another pair of dishes and chopsticks, and by the way, help me bring me a good cup of tea." After speaking, he also secretly glanced at Daoguang.

Xiao Ding saw all this in his eyes, and knew that the good tea that the old monk said must be adulterated with antidotes. So he immediately pointed to the teapot on the coffee table and said, "Master Wuchen, there are still a lot of tea that has been brewed in this teapot, why do you have to go far?" ”

Monk Wuchen said with a stiff smile on his face: "Ah, no, no, I like to drink hotter tea, so let him make me a new one." ”

Xiao Ding nodded, did not persuade again, but lifted the teapot himself and filled his cup.

It didn't take long for the little novice to come over with a pair of chopsticks and a cup of hot tea. Xiao Ding saw the cup of tea that Daoguang was holding, which was darker in color, and he had already guessed that this cup of tea should have an antidote in it.

So he held his cup in his hand, secretly used his spiritual power to heat the water in the cup to hot his hand, and then deliberately reached out to grab the cup of tea that Daoguang had just placed in front of Wuchen, and at the same time pushed his cup of tea that had been heated in front of Wuchen monk, and said: "Master Abbot, I see that your cup of tea is very good, you must have a good tea collection, and you are unwilling to take it out to share with me, let me also come to your private collection of good tea, it just so happens that my cup is just poured, and it is still very hot, don't you like to drink hotter tea, just let us change." ”

Monk Wuchen didn't expect Xiao Ding to grab the tea in person, he was defenseless, and the cup of tea was snatched by Xiao Ding. However, of course, Wuchen knew what was going on with the cup of tea he had ordered Daoguang to send, and how could he easily give it to Xiao Ding.

The cold light flashed in his eyes, and the Wuchen monk immediately changed into a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said: "The donor is really joking, the tea that the old man made for the donor is the best tea before the rain, and it is the best tea in this temple." The tea that the old man drank was bitter tea, and the donor still gave it back to the old man. ”

After speaking, Monk Wuchen pushed the cup of tea heated by Xiao Ding back in front of Xiao Ding, and then took back the cup of tea that Xiao Ding had robbed. This time, he kept holding the cup with his hand, for fear that Xiao Ding would grab it again.

Xiao Ding actually didn't mean to grab it anymore, otherwise he wouldn't have let Wuchen take his cup back so easily. Xiao Ding felt that anyway, when he was on the earth, he had drunk the blood of the Red Refining Flame Snake, and his body was already invulnerable, and the common poisons were useless to himself, and only a few rare poisons would work on him.

And the poison put in the food on the table, Xiao Ding had already recognized, it was just the most common sweat medicine. Perhaps the monks in the temple felt that the sweat medicine was too ordinary, so they added a particularly large amount to the meal, for fear that they would not be able to charm Xiaoding.

In fact, no matter how much they put sweat medicine, they can't charm Xiao Ding.

Xiao Ding just pretended not to know, he saw that Wuchen had taken back the cup of tea, so he didn't continue to snatch it, but pointed to the food on the table again, and said, "Master Wuchen, this time we can dine together, right?" ”

Monk Wuchen nodded and said, "Then the old man will replace the wine with tea, and give the donor a cup first!" As he spoke, he raised the teacup he was holding in his hand and took a large sip of the tea.

Xiao Ding also raised the teacup in front of him and said: "Buddhism is important, and I don't dare to let the master drink, just replace the wine with tea, thank the master for his hospitality!" With that, he also took a sip of the tea in his cup.

Next, the two began to use chopsticks to eat the food on the table.

Not to mention, Xiao Ding felt that this meal with sweat medicine tasted different, so he didn't eat less.

But Monk Wuchen has been secretly observing Xiao Ding's actions, and he can't help but wonder in his heart, why hasn't this big man fainted after eating so much.

Xiao Ding was not fascinated, but Monk Wuchen suddenly felt dizzy, although there was an antidote in his teacup, but there were too many sweat pills in the meal, Monk Wuchen accompanied Xiao Ding to eat, Xiao Ding repeatedly asked him to eat more, and he was not good at shirking, so he ate a lot.

While eating, Xiao Ding found that the Wuchen monk was sitting there, his upper body was shaking, and the eyelids of his eyes were fighting.

Thinking that he entered the temple to find out, if the monk fainted, how could he still know the truth?

So, he pretended to be in the sweat medicine, put his hand on his forehead, and said, "Oh, I haven't drunk either, why is this head dizzy?" ”

With that, he threw himself on the table and snored.

The Wuchen monk on the opposite side felt a little unable to support it, and suddenly saw Xiao Ding being fascinated, so he immediately laughed, and hurriedly ordered Xiao Shami Daoguang to say, "Go and scoop me a scoop of cold water!" ”

Daoguang didn't react, he asked suspiciously: "Master, we just stunned him, are we going to wake him up?" ”

Wuchen roared sharply: "If you want to go, you can go quickly, where is so much nonsense!" ”

Daoguang didn't dare to say much, so he had to turn around and go out to scoop up cold water.

After a while, he walked in with a scoop of cold water, and Wuchen was also on the verge of being stunned at this time, so he quickly took the scoop of cold water, aimed it at his bald head, and splashed it at once.

"Ahh

Although there is also an antidote to detoxification, taking the antidote also requires a process of slow absorption by the body, and the simplest and most direct detoxification method, that is, splashing the head with cold water, this method is faster than any antidote, and it is also the most effective.

After Monk Wuchen sobered up, regardless of his face and wet clothes, he hurriedly instructed Xiao Shami Daoguang and said, "Go quickly, call two more of your senior brothers, go and carry this kid to the vegetable garden in the backyard and dig a pit and bury it directly." ”

After speaking, Monk Wuchen came directly to Xiao Ding, took out a storage bag in Xiao Ding's arms, saw the words Tianyang Sect embroidered on it, and muttered: "This kid turned out to be a disciple of Tianyang Sect." ”

All the items on Xiao Ding's body are either placed in the jade pendant space, or in the Qiankun pot, this storage bag issued to him by Tianyang Sect, he basically doesn't use it much, and it is naturally empty. Therefore, the storage bag was taken away by the old monk, and he didn't pay much attention to it, but still pretended to be unconscious, to see what these monks wanted to do.

Daoguang quickly called three other little monks, and the four of them carried Xiao Ding out of the house and walked towards the backyard.

When passing by the houses in the backyard, Xiao Ding suddenly heard the sound of a woman crying from the backyard house, and at the same time, from several of the houses, there was a man's lewd laughter and the sound of a woman's struggle.

There is actually a woman hidden in this temple?

Xiao Ding immediately felt that this Wutai Temple didn't seem to be a good place.

Soon, the four little monks carried Xiao Ding to the vegetable garden in the backyard. There were shovels and pickaxes in the garden, and the four of them threw Xiao Ding on the ground, found an open space, and began to dig.

Xiao Ding secretly opened his eyes and took a look, and found that the vegetables grown in this vegetable garden had only just emerged.

Looking at the four little monks who were digging a pit there, and looking at their skillful movements, we knew that they must have done this before.

Today, I am fortunate to have a body that is invulnerable, otherwise, wouldn't I have been buried alive by this group of monks?

After the four little monks dug the pit, they dropped the tools in their hands, came over and pulled Xiao Ding to take off from the pit.

Xiao Ding suddenly opened his eyes at this time and said, "You evil monks, you shouldn't do bad things in normal times, right?" Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you? ”

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