Chapter 305 - God of Song!
"Living on Earth is different from the Astral Boundary, there is no money in the Astral Boundary, but if you have the strength or connections, you can still survive, but on the Earth, without money, you can't say anything. ”
"Xue'er didn't spend a penny, this needs to be criticized, Xue'er, what I said about resisting temptation is not to make you resist curiosity, for what you want, you can buy it, such as the marshmallow you stared at at the beginning, people take food as the sky, for food, you don't have to hide your curiosity at all, people are happy is the most important thing. ”
"Speaking of which, I have to say one more thing, Cher, you have too few pursuits, always thinking about others and rarely for yourself, you know?"
Xue'er nodded, and Huo Xingming pointed the finger at Ah Long again, and said, "Ah Long, you fought with others today, although you said that this is legitimate defense, but I want to say... The law cannot punish him, and he will be detained for two days at most, and he should be beaten up for people like them who do not do their jobs properly and flirt with beautiful women on the street!"
"But, at the same time, you also have to pay attention to proportion, human beings on the earth are very fragile ordinary people, you just now, several people have broken bones, for which I also accompanied them with a medical bill, in the future, when you encounter this kind of thing, you can endure it, and if you can't bear it, you can do it, but hit the painful place, try not to hurt, let him know the suffering, you know?"
"It's just the two of you in the end... Isa, I really don't want to talk about you, when I went in, I had a cheap hand and deposited two thousand dollars in each of your cards, and you... Spent it all? Aaron's card is a few hundred dollars, and you spent it, right?"
Isha stuck out her tongue a little embarrassed, did not speak, and acquiesced, Huo Xingming suddenly felt a little speechless, what kind of strange woman is this! The personal expenses in the playground in a day are actually more than 2,000 yuan, and the cost of... It's almost all about eating!
What fruit ice cream, fried banana chips, vegetable salad, apple candy and the like...
"Ah Hu, you will be stricter with Isha in the future, Isha is like a child, she knows how to eat all day long, either eating or playing, and eating is the same as being reincarnated as a starving ghost. ”
Ah Hu nodded, indicating that he understood, but Isha looked a little angry and pouted, "People are children... People are obviously only more than 1,000 years old, and it will take more than 9,000 years to reach adulthood..."
Huo Xingming could only smile bitterly at this, are you sure that your elven race has a long life and not a slow development? How have you lived for more than a thousand years?
After giving Ah Long Ah Hu and the other four a little political lesson, Huo Xingming finally said, "Okay, today is mainly to have fun, how about it? Relax, right? There have been all kinds of things before, and everyone has not had time to rest, today is a treat for you, where do you want to go to play at night?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Isha hurriedly raised her hands and said, "Brother Huo, I want to go to KTV to play, the fruit plate in there last time was delicious!"
"You've eaten more than 2,000 dollars of food by yourself today, and you haven't eaten enough, have you? KTV, okay, can you all sing?"
Everyone except Zixiao shook their heads, yes, how could someone from the astral realm sing songs on the earth, but... Huo Xingming himself hasn't been to KTV for a long time, and it seems that he hasn't been in to sing for five or six years, right?
Thinking of this, Huo Xingming felt that Isa's proposal was still good, and everyone had never played in KTV, and by the way, it could also let everyone feel the charm of Chinese songs.
Thinking so, Huo Xingming took everyone out of the amusement park, ate something casually in the hotel on the side, and prepared to go to the nearby KTV, planning to charter a large box and let everyone play until dawn.
In the taxi, Zi Xiao looked at Huo Xingming with some uneasiness and asked, "You wait... You don't want to sing too, do you?"
Huo Xingming nodded a little inexplicably, "Of course, if I don't sing in KTV, can I still dance? Xue'er and the others can't sing, so they have to have a beginning, right?"
Zi Xiao hurriedly said, "I'll get up with this head! Promise me, don't touch the microphone! If you want to touch the microphone, I'll ... I'm just... I jumped off the roof!
Huo Xingming was suddenly embarrassed, but he still nodded, but he didn't understand in his heart, why don't you let me touch the microphone? I sing very well, especially when I sing Zhou Jieba's song, the voice is exactly the same as the original song, don't want it if it's good, why don't you let me sing it?
After getting Huo Xingming's promise, Zi Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.
While talking, everyone had already arrived at the nearest relatively large KTV, Huo Xingming directly asked for the largest box, and then ordered five different fruit plates and ten cases of beer for Isha.
When it comes to singing in KTV, how can there be no beer like a drink? And everyone is not an ordinary person, let alone ten boxes of beer, even if it is ten boxes of Wuliangye, don't want to get any of them drunk, Huo Xingming ordered beer, it was just to cater to the atmosphere inside.
When he arrived in the box, Zi Xiao had three microphones and a song ordering machine on the side, while Huo Xingming took a few people to the small supermarket on the side to buy a little snack and eat it when he was bored.
By the time Huo Xingming and the others returned to the box again, Zi Xiao had already started singing, I have to say that listening to Zi Xiao singing is indeed a pleasure, Zi Xiao's voice can control almost any song, whether it is a sad love song or a rock 'n' roll song, after Zi Xiao's voice comes out, it is very durable.
And Ah Long and Ah Hu also seemed to feel the charm of music, and after listening to the songs they wanted to sing a few times with Huo Xingming's mobile phone on the side, they also picked up the microphone and opened their throats.
The voices of the two brothers are very similar, they are all relatively rich bass, and the two brothers sang a song "Brotherhood" and immediately won the applause of Huo Xingming and Zixiao, two earthlings, except for some problems with accents, it is still very good.
And Isha put down the fork in her hand, picked up the microphone, and picked a song at random, which directly stunned everyone, Huo Xingming had to ask, doesn't the elf clan sing without going through the brain?
Both the voice and the rhythm are firmly at a very appropriate point, and Isha also invested a lot of emotion in singing, and even sang Ah Hu on the side to cry, and this song... Zixiao just sang it! Isha should have heard it for the first time.
And the reality is that Zixiao just put down the microphone, Isha picked up the microphone and sang vividly, even better than the original song.
And Xue'er, who had been silently listening to everyone singing and drinking beer, also picked up the microphone and sang a song with the encouragement of everyone.
Compared with Isha, who sang better than Zixiao after listening to it just now, Xue'er looked more like a beginner, the lyrics were often sung incorrectly, and she couldn't keep up with the rhythm a little, but Xue'er's voice was originally very good, and everyone was full of praise for Xue'er's singing.
After Xue'er finished singing, Zixiao suddenly got up and said, "I went to the toilet, I drank a little too much, you continue to sing~"
As soon as Zixiao went out, Ah Hu suddenly said, "Eh, Brother Huo, you haven't sung yet, a few of us have sung, and you can also have two voices." ”
Huo Xingming seemed to have been infected by the singing voices of several people before, and what Zi Xiao had said to him before had long been left behind, picked up the microphone, and ordered a song of Zhou Jie's "Double Truan" that he was best at.
Zixiao, who went to the toilet, arranged her hair in front of the mirror in the women's toilet, brushing it one by one, sometimes, long hair is very troublesome to take care of, if you are not careful, the beautiful and smooth long hair will turn yourself into a female ghost with a cloak.
However, Zi Xiaoke has never felt that his long hair is troublesome to take care of, but he is very proud of having a soft long hair with him, and he feels that his appearance has improved dozens of times.
Although long hair has also caused a lot of trouble to Zixiao's life, for example, after washing her hair, she has to use a hair dryer to blow it for a long time, for example, when she sleeps at night, she will occasionally be overwhelmed by her body, and she will hurt herself when she moves, and for example, on a windy day, others cover their skirts, but they have to press their hair... Otherwise, the hair will turn into a tail... Blowing in the wind.
Zi Xiao also struggled with whether she wanted to cut her hair short, but she quickly gave up, because even she couldn't imagine what she looked like with short hair, and the girl with short hair had a bit of a symbol of other women, and after Zi Xiao cut her hair, she was just a more feminine man!
There's no way, who told Zixiao that a certain part of Zixiao has basically not developed from childhood to adulthood? Not to mention, if you say it any more, the author will be killed by Zixiao.
After tidying up her proud long hair, Zi Xiao returned to the original box, but as soon as she opened the door, there was a magic sound, and the long hair that Zi Xiao had just taken care of one by one suddenly stood up like a hedgehog.
Zi Xiao hurriedly covered her ears and yelled loudly, "Huo Xingming!! didn't I tell you not to touch the microphone?!"
Huo Xingming, who was on the opposite side, couldn't hear Zixiao's roar at all, and the strong rhythm in the KTV box completely brought Huo Xingming into another world of passion.
Zi Xiao looked aside with some distress, Ah Long and Ah Hu's brothers had already lost consciousness, Ah Hu pressed on Ah Long's body, and the two of them were unconscious on the sofa together.
Isha was lying on the floor, and the elven wings that had been hidden behind her stretched out completely uncontrollably, but the wings were trembling like Isa's people.
The best situation may be Xue'er, at least Xue'er is still sitting on the sofa in a normal sitting position, although her eyes have completely lost their looks, and there are a few silver needles inserted near her ears...
Zi Xiao sighed, this is the reason why he didn't let Huo Xingming touch the microphone! This is no longer a problem of running away and not being able to pronounce clearly, Huo Xingming's singing, in Zi Xiao's opinion, has the potential to destroy the world!
Huo Xingming sings, it's completely the same as usual, it's two people! I won't talk about it, it's super super and ugly, the key is that Huo Xingming himself thinks it's still good? !
No, the unconscious of the crowd, the convulsive convulsions... And Huo Xingming was still roaring in front of the screen, "The sound wave, too strong, not shaking, will be knocked to the ground..."
Zi Xiao smiled bitterly, "The sound wave is too strong, even if it shakes, it will be knocked to the ground." ”