Chapter 154: If you want to live from now on, take off your pants

After Tian Xiaoding left the Immortal Medicine Gate, he planned to go to the depths of the middle part of the Burial Soul Mountain to find the Earth Turtle.

The Immortal Medicine Gate is located in the west of the Burial Soul Mountain. The Burial Soul Mountain as a whole is a large group of mountains in the shape of a long strip, in the north-south direction, almost running through the entire Fengluan Chau.

Therefore, the closest location to the Immortal Medicine Gate is the center of the Burial Soul Mountain, or the eastern area that crosses the Burial Soul Mountain. Compared to the middle and east of Burial Soul Mountain, the north and south ends are far away from the west.

Although the road is long, as long as you look for it carefully, there is still a chance to find it.

However, the problem raised by Tang Yunzhi was that the Lacewing Gu King could not be used in a short period of time, which was a big problem that was a bit worrying.

Xiao Ding knew that in this world, it was estimated that there would not be a second Lacewing Gu. Even if you find a lacewing, but you don't have a secret technique to cultivate it into a Gu worm, it won't work.

But the Lacewing Gu King involved the lives of too many people, including Tang Yunzhi's life, which was a bit difficult to do.

However, Xiao Ding thought about it, no matter what, he still had to gather the five main materials of the Regeneration Pill first, and then think about a way to solve the problem of Lacewings Gu.

Therefore, the two of them did not stop the flying fly magic weapon in advance.

It took three days to fly forward.

On this day, the two came to a big mountain. At this time, Xiao Ding and Tang Yunzhi didn't know that in front of this big mountain, there were two monks sitting there thinking about it at the moment.

One of the short and fat men said, "Big brother, the prey on this mountain has almost been eaten by the brothers, so let's lead the brothers to change the mountain." ”

The other tall and thin man stared at the beads and said, "What is the change of mountain?" Brother, let me tell you, robbing this thing is expensive in perseverance! ”

The short and fat man shook his head and said, "Big brother, no one can come here?" The two of us and my brothers have been hungry for half a month, and I'm dripping sky! ”

The master man looked at the short and fat man and said, "By tonight, if no one passes by here, I will also be hungry for half a month." You're washed and ready to go. ”

The short and fat man hurriedly stepped back and exclaimed, "What, big brother, what do you mean, you still want to eat me?" ”

The tall and thin man said with a harmless expression, "Is there a problem?" ”

The short and fat man said, "No, big brother, how can you have such a thought? ”

The tall and thin man said as a matter of course: "Then I'm hungry." ”

The short and fat man grinned and said, "Big brother, you are hungry, so you can't eat me?" ”

The tall and thin man asked, "Then who shall I eat?" ”

The short and fat man said with a bitter face: "Big brother, you can't eat me if you eat......"

At this moment, Xiao Ding's flying fly broke into the sight of the two of them.

The two of them hurriedly flew into the air with their swords, stopped Xiao Ding's flying fly magic weapon, and shouted, "Bah! Hold it! ”

Xiao Ding was chatting with Tang Yunzhi, and didn't notice that there were human monks on the mountain in front of him.

He fixed his eyes on the two people in front of him, and saw that the clothes on these two people were a little ragged, and their faces were also black and white, as if they hadn't washed their faces for a long time.

The cultivation of the two of them is one is the seventh level of Qi training, and the other is the eighth level of Qi training.

The stature is one that is short and fat, and the other is tall and thin.

Look at the face again, Xiao Ding

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No matter how you look at it, it feels like these two people have met somewhere.

Although he has the ability to remember, it is limited to a short period of memory. If you don't think about it for a long time, after a long time, those things in the depths of your memory will also be forgotten. Otherwise, everything is stored in the brain, and the capacity of the human brain is absolutely insufficient.

Xiao Ding was recalling in his mind where he had seen these two people, and he heard these two people recite the lyrics one by one:

"Lao Tzu originally came from the mountains."

"Just kill people and don't bury them."

"If you want to go over this mountain."

"Brush the head down!"

"In the lower Liutai Mountain, Li Dama, Li Dazhong." The tall and thin man introduced himself.

"In Xia Liutai Mountain, Zhang Erfeng is stunned." The Humpty Dumpty man introduced himself.

"Huh? Big brother, what do I think of this kid, it looks a little familiar? Zhang Erfeng, who claimed to be Zhang Erfeng, said.

"That's right, I think this kid has seen it somewhere." Li Dazhong, who claimed to be Li Dama, also muttered in his mouth.

When Xiao Ding saw the unreliable appearance of these two people, he suddenly remembered that after he left Tianyang Sect, he went to Tianyang City, and had auctioned black soil purple ginseng in the auction house of Tianyang City. So he invited two stupid thieves to rob him. In the end, the two stupid thieves were outside Tianyang City, and they were knocked unconscious by themselves with spirit talismans, and then they left, I don't know what happened to the two stupid thieves.

And today, aren't the two robbers standing in front of them singing and harmonizing the same two stupid thieves who wanted to rob themselves in the first place?

It's just that Xiao Ding never imagined that the two stupid thieves who were so hungry that they would go to the depths of the Soul Burial Mountain to resume their old business and continue to make a living from this robbery.

"It turned out to be your ......," Xiao Ding said in surprise.

The two of them also remembered Xiao Ding at this time, they glanced at each other, looked at Xiao Ding, and said, "That's right, it's us." I didn't expect it, last time you let the kid escape, this time you fell into the hands of our brothers again, hahaha! ”

Xiao Ding asked indifferently: "You two, are you directly occupying the mountain now and blocking the road and robbing it?" ”

Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng did not deny it at all, and shouted loudly: "That's right! I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to pass from here, take off your pants! ”

After the two shouted the slogan, they wanted to come forward, and said in their mouths: "Come on, take it off!" ”

Xiao Ding was angry and funny, and asked, "What's the drop, you still want to rob by the way?" ”

"Phewβ€”β€”! You deserve it too! We're saying we're going to loot you! Li Dazhong said.

"Don't talk nonsense, don't force me to go in with a white knife and come out with a red knife, I'll bleed you!" Zhang Erfeng said.

"I have a red knife in and a green knife out, and I will prick you with bitter guts!" Li Dazhong said.

"I have a green knife in and a yellow knife out, and I will prick your dung bag!" Zhang Erfeng said.

"I'll go in with a yellow knife, and I'll come out with a yellow knife, and I'll make up for your dung bag!" Li Dazhong said.

Xiao Ding was completely amused by these two second goods, and he said with a smile: "What kind of knife technique are you two doing?" Why is this knife piercing the dung bag? ”

"Then you don't care, hurry up and hand over all the things you two have, and don't keep any of them! Otherwise, let the heads of the two of you fall off with a brush! Zhang Erfeng said viciously.

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When Li Dazhong heard this, he stopped Zhang Erfeng and said: "I said brother, let's not let his head fall first, I'm hungry, you go and pick one of his blood sausage for me to roast and eat." ”

Zhang Erfeng said seriously: "Big brother, that blood sausage is too hard to fill, and we both have pricked his dung bag and leaked, do you dare to eat his blood sausage?" ”

Li Dazhong nodded and said, "Indeed, then you go and take off his kidney, let's stir-fry the waist flower." ”

Zhang Erfeng nodded this time and said: "Big brother, I think it's okay, you help me do it, and the two of us will cooperate to take off this kid's two kidneys." ”

Xiao Ding sat on the flying fly magic weapon and asked with a smile: "You two think about eating like this, have you asked me if I agree?" Honestly, you two haven't eaten in a few days? ”

"It's only been half a month...... Li Dazhong regretted it a little after speaking, and quickly stopped, refusing to continue.

Xiao Ding continued to smile and asked, "The last time you two robbed me, were you hungry for half a month?" ”

"Nonsense, last time I was hungry for seven days." Zhang Erfeng corrected.

Xiao Ding smiled again and then asked: "You two have been hungry for half a month, and you still have the strength to fly with the sword, it seems that you are not in vain." ”

When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly looked at the flying sword under their feet, and then said eagerly: "You kid has a kind, let's fall to the ground and fight." ”

Xiao Ding nodded and said, "I was just going to go down to see your stronghold lair, you two, just brush and pull down." ”

After speaking, Xiao Ding didn't wait for the two of them to talk nonsense, and directly threw out two thunder burst charms and hit the top of the heads of the two people.

These two originally had the cultivation of seven or eight levels of Qi cultivation, but when they met Xiao Ding twice, they were in a state of extreme hunger.

The power of the Thunder Burst Talisman was huge, and Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng, because of hunger, caused a lack of physical strength, and spent a lot of spiritual power to make the flying sword, so they did not avoid the two Thunder Burst Talismans and were directly hit on the top of their heads.

Then the two of them fell directly from mid-air.

Xiao Ding thought that these two people fell from mid-air, even if they couldn't die, maybe they would have to break their bones and tendons.

Unexpectedly, there was still a large group of people on the ground in front of the mountain in front of him.

Those of them avoided the sword that Li Dazhong and the others had fallen, and then rushed forward and caught Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng.

Xiao Ding made the magic weapon of the flying fly and also landed towards the ground.

After descending, he found that there were still more than a hundred or so people gathered in front of the mountain, and their cultivation was basically below the third level of Qi training, and they didn't know how to fly with a sword.

At this time, these people were holding Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng, who were scorched black by the thunder explosion charm, and shouted in their mouths: "Big boss, second master, wake up!" ”

It turns out that this is still a gang of bandits!

With so many people with low cultivation levels gathered on this mountain, I don't know how they came to hide from the demon beasts in the Soul Burial Mountain.

Presumably, they may be like themselves, someone can use some unexpected magical means to deal with the demon beasts, otherwise, living in the depths of the Soul Burial Mountain, they will definitely not live long.

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