The scorpion slowly walked back and sat down: "Am I old?" Can't cover it? ”

……

Ye Mazi didn't want to come out, his brain was blank at that time, he was dragged out by Cao Feng, even if he was walking on the street, his legs were weak, and he had to let Cao Feng help him, and his little brother came up to help.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you?"

Mazi's eyes were glazed: "It's over, it's over now." ”

Cao Feng: "I saved you, and you finished the calf?" ”

"Brother, you don't know, this person is too face-saving, you humiliate him in public, I ...... I'm so unlucky, I'll stay, at most I'll lose an arm, if you take me away, then my life will be gone. ”

Cao Feng touched his pulse: "You have serious heart palpitations and need to take a reassuring pill." ”

"What reassurance? And this kind of thing? ”

"Yes, yes, but I didn't bring it, who has mineral water?"

Mazi's little brother took it: "Yes! ”

After a few mouthfuls of poisoning, Mazi's heart was half fixed, and his heart was a little fixed, but the fear deepened: "Immediately order, everyone withdraw from the hall, and go buy train tickets!" I can't stay in Beijing, I have to run, I have to die. ”

"As for me, I'm here, since you are my friend, I will accompany you, I will protect you, go, go drink first."

Mazi suddenly remembered what had just happened, he grabbed Cao Feng's arm and looked at it carefully: "Your hand, why is there nothing at all?" You just put it in the charcoal stove. ”

"Want to know? Then you invite me to eat lobster, and I will tell you. ”

Don't look for any big hotels, just find a lobster restaurant.

Cao Feng was still so hungry that he ate Haisai: "Alas? Mazi, why don't you eat it? ”

"Where can I still eat?"

"Hahaha, you're so cowardly, and you still come out to mess around? Be the boss? It's really sad, let me tell you this, I'm half human, half immortal, I have been cultivating in the deep mountains and old forests for more than 800 years, and I just made a complete merit this year and came out to break into the rivers and lakes. ”

Mazi's eyelids blinked: "Are you a half-fairy?" ”

"Yes, I'm the apprentice of Yuan Shi Tianzun, ranked 193rd, amazing, right?"

Play, and this kind of bird thing.

Mazi was speechless: "I said Brother Cao Feng, when is this coming, you are still in the mood to joke, use this to slap me." ”

"Then tell me how my hands will be fine."

Tsk, that's the same, there's nothing to do with the arm, isn't it a fairy?

Maza: "What else would you do?" ”

Cao Feng patted his chest: "Invulnerable, immortal body, the creation of heaven and earth, take the essence of the sun and the moon, quack...... Wail. ”

“……”

"This lobster is so delicious, hehe, you put your heart in your stomach, with me, it's not a problem to come to a hundred poisonous scorpions, to be honest, you came to me to win me over, right?"

Mazi gave a thumbs up: "Sure enough, it's a half-fairy, it's really accurate." ”

Why don't you use this, this is what the pig's brain has figured out.

Cao Feng took a sip of beer: "I have calculated a hexagram for you, you are surrounded by nine dragons in your life, seven gods protect your body, and you are the eight lives of the king of the Eight Classics." ”

"King? Wang Ba? ”

"The king, the king, the slip of the tongue."

"Then I'm the material to be the emperor?"

"You can really talk about it, what age is it now, the current king is the king of people, that is to say, you can replace the poisonous scorpion and become the overlord of Shangjing."

I'm Nima, overlord? That sounds awesome.

Mazi began to be calm: "Can I really become the father of the master?" No, isn't it, it's the hegemon? Then I can be the boss of Shangjing? ”

"Yes, but you have to have the support of nobles?"

"Oh? Who is my nobleman? ”

Cao Feng was dumbfounded: "I've been talking about it for a long time, and it's all in vain?" Your noble man is me. ”

Mazi left his seat and knelt down directly for Cao Feng: "Brother! If you can make me the boss of Shangjing, I will burn incense for you every day, and I will erect a monument for you! I give you a statue, and my family has dedicated you for generations! ”

"I'm not dead yet, I'm a fart."

"Aren't you a half-fairy, the gods want to enjoy the incense in the world."

Cao Feng pulled him up: "Don't be so polite, I'm playing the world now, and I'm going to do some small business, but Shangjing is now a tiger and wolf, blocking my way, therefore, the two of us are on the same path, no one has to thank anyone, but you have to arrange a place for me to live." ”

"No problem! Come! Someone's coming! ”

The younger brother rushed over: "Brother, you say." ”

"Immediately go and prepare a place to live for Cao Banxian'er, remember to make a statue! The statue of the first Tianzun, the incense burner! Dao Fu! The same is indispensable! Also, the carpet should be gossip! Then the whole iron stove, the incense can't be broken! ”

Cao Feng: "Don't, I'm looking for a place to live, you are equivalent to opening a dojo for me, you don't need to be so troublesome, it's almost like an ordinary hotel." ”

"What, do what Cao Banxian'er said, remember that it is a star-rated hotel! It must be luxurious. ”

"Big brother, does the woman want to prepare?"