This thing is so easy to use, I haven't used a navigator before, so it's like driving with my eyes closed.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Ouyang Qiu woke up, his brain was still foggy, it was indeed uncomfortable to sleep in the car, and the whole person was sluggish.

"Detective Cao, where are we?"

"Don't call me Detective Cao, the more I listen to it, the more disgusting it becomes, call me Brother Cao."

"Oh, Brother Cao."

Cao Feng grinned: "Hehe, it sounds comfortable, according to the label on the address, enter the town in front, and then go south, pass through two villages to the mountains, and then go behind." ”

"Well, aren't you sleepy? It's been a night drive. ”

"I can go days and nights without sleep, but I can't go without food."

Speaking of food, Ouyang Qiu was really hungry, and turned his face to look at the back seat of the car, which was full of wrapping paper, and compressed biscuits were already ...... The calves are finished, and there is not a single one left.

"Huh? You're not going to eat them all, are you? ”

Cao Feng: "I don't want to eat your share either, but I'm always hungry, and after a few minutes, my stomach can't support it, it's really uncomfortable, I'm sorry." ”

"Woo woo, you've eaten them all, so what will I eat?"

"It's okay, there is a restaurant in the town, I'll invite you to dinner."

When he arrived in the town, Cao Feng smelled a lot of seaweed, and felt that this place was strange and gloomy.

These people's faces were very gloomy, their skin was very white, and they were a little damp like some sunscreen they had applied.

Ouyang Qiu: "Brother Cao, these people's skin is so white, I use cosmetics every day, why is it whiter than me." ”

"There's a reason why they're in vain, let's eat first."

Entering a home-cooked restaurant, there are no guests, it is empty, the boss and the two cooks are playing cards, it is not the time for lunch, it is only nine o'clock.

Cao Feng looked at the table: "Hey, it's time to eat, go and prepare some good wine and food." ”

"Okay, I'll be right away."

"Let's get some pork head meat and drink it first."

No matter! Eat first! Ouyang Qiu has long been hungry and thirsty, and he eats Haisai's food.

Someone came with a pot of spicy lobster, steaming hot, and a strong seaweed taste, this is the dish Cao Feng ordered, but how could there be that smell.

Because there is too little, Ouyang Qiu, who is hungry, doesn't feel very good.

Lobster? Eat!

Cao Feng opened her chopsticks: "Can't eat." ”

"Lobster, I know you like lobster, but you've eaten several boxes of compressed biscuits, and you're not hungry, can't I eat them?"

"It's not clean."

When the boss heard this, his face was full of displeasure: "Hey, young man, can you speak, I'm a serious restaurant, what is it unclean, are you still afraid that I will poison you?" ”

"Hmph, it's not that I'm afraid that you will be poisoned, if you really poison you, I'm not afraid, this soup pot contains something more powerful than poison."

"What do you mean by that? Frame me? ”

Cao Feng got closer and sniffed: "What condiments did you put in it?" ”

"It's oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, what's wrong? And a little chili and bean flour, ginger and garlic, these things are poisonous? My lobster is a signature dish, people nearby, you go and inquire, who doesn't like to eat my lobster, you are interesting, here nonsense. ”

Ouyang Qiu: "Don't make trouble, I'm still hungry." ”

Cao Feng stopped: "Eat pig's head meat when you're hungry, you can't eat so much as a girl, boss, please prepare some cold dishes for us, pig ears, vegetarian chicken." ”

"You mean, I'm going to have to buy it for you outside?"

"I can give more."

The boss didn't make any noise: "Okay, okay, but this lobster is ordered by yourself, and you can't return it, you have to pay me the money." ”

"No problem."

It doesn't matter what you eat, just eat as much as you can.

A good pot of spicy lobster, she didn't touch it at all, she likes to eat spicy food very much.

"Alas, Brother Cao, is there really anything you said in that pot?"

"Yes, I have a good nose and can smell it, and I will tell you that every restaurant on this street has this smell, so I won't let you eat it, so I'm going to go to the village."

When I got in the car, I saw that the fuel was not enough, and if the car drove into the mountains, it would not be able to get out at all.

So, they planned to walk over, and by luck, they met a tractor driver on the way, and they could carry a little money for a while.

This man, with an oily face and a black and red face, looks like a Guan Gong, a person who basks in the sun all year round, that's it.

"You two are a little couple, aren't you? Coming out for marriage leave? ”

Ouyang Qiu: "How do you see that?" ”

"Ouch, look at it casually, it's about the same age, and you came to our countryside to see the scenery, maybe to run relatives."

Cao Feng: "Big brother, you ......"

"I'm in my forties, and you still call me eldest brother, and it's almost the same as calling me uncle."

"Well, uncle, is there someone in the mountains ahead who opened a coal kiln and died?"

"yes, more than twenty dead."

"And you know how they died?"