Chapter Eighty-Nine: Playing Soccer
But the sharpness of the sky made the two Buddhas jealous.
As long as it is swept by the sword slightly, the skin will open and the pain will be unbearable.
Neither the Bone Buddha nor the Flesh Buddha dared to get too close, and always kept a certain distance from Wei Xiaobao, either with strong palm power, or with a sudden secret weapon, just to consume Wei Xiaobao's strength.
The nine-story building is a fart, as long as it continues to be consumed, it will also be exhausted.
The three figures wandered back and forth, erratic, the wind swept in all directions, and the flags in the distance were also swept away.
Those ordinary disciples of the Ming Sect, even if they wanted to come over to help, they couldn't get close.
If they were swept away by the wind, they would have perished in an instant.
Xiang Ruyi looked at it intently, and praised it with a staggered voice: "It's really amazing that the overseer is like a joke and wantonly humiliates the two masters of the eight-story building. ”
"To the right, you have a 'governor' on the left and a 'governor' on the right, what is the relationship between you and the master?" The Blood Buddha was curious about this.
Ling Huchan retracted her gaze and looked at Xiang Ruyi.
In Mingjiao, Xiang Ruyi is the right envoy of light, but he is alone and very mysterious.
Gongsun Chou and Ling Huchan had no intention of wooing him, because they knew very well that Xiang Ruyi would always remain neutral in this battle.
But after learning that it was Wei Xiaobao, the overseer of Dongchang, who wanted Ling Huchan to be the sect leader, Xiang Ruyi immediately stood up to support Ling Huchan, so that the situation of competing for the sect leader was leveled in an instant.
Xiang Ruyi sneered: "The overseer is also the master. ”
The Blood Buddha was speechless for a moment.
But at this moment, the situation on the field suddenly changed.
The Bone Buddha screamed and floated back, his hands clutching his crotch, blood gushing from his fingers.
Tong Guan's legs trembled, and he subconsciously thought of the feeling he had when his baby was cut off.
Tie Feixue shook her head and said with a red face, "The Overseer really loves to do this. ”
"I love to do it too." Tong Guan felt very cool just by looking at it.
Seeing the tragic state of the Bone Buddha, the Flesh Buddha was inexplicably panicked.
After fighting with Wei Xiaobao for a long time, they already knew very well that Wei Xiaobao had been teasing them.
The Bone Buddha sprayed a few swear words at Wei Xiaobao just now, and in the next breath, Wei Xiaobao broke the Bone Buddha's treasure with a sword.
In the face of the Supreme Grandmaster of the Nine-Story Building, they had no chance of winning.
Wei Xiaobao is young and a eunuch, and he can actually improve his skills to the nine-story building, which is hard for anyone to believe.
The meat Buddha thought about exerting his strength with his feet, his body shrunk into a ball, and his bones rolled backwards.
"Want to escape?" Wei Xiaobao sneered.
The disciples of the Ming Sect over there are all cronies of the Flesh Buddha.
They couldn't see that the Meat Buddha was trying to escape, and when they saw this, they all began to shout and cheer for the Meat Buddha.
This trick of the meat Buddha has no name, but it is jokingly called "snowball" by people in Mingjiao.
The game of snowball is very simple, that is, a fist-sized snowball can theoretically become infinity as long as it keeps rolling around in the snow.
The meat Buddha shrunk into a ball and rolled back and forth, just like a snowball getting bigger and bigger, and the power became stronger and stronger.
Seeing the meat Buddha make a trick, they naturally knew that Wei Xiaobao was going to be finished.
Who knew that as soon as the meat Buddha rolled, he had no intention of turning back, and the bones smashed towards them.
The crowd who shouted frantically was stunned for a moment, and then they screamed and dodged.
The people behind didn't have time to avoid it at all, and they were directly hit by the meat Buddha, and the moment they flew up, they were already angry.
The thick human wall was knocked open by the meat Buddha.
The meat Buddha did not take credit, and it rolled down the mountain at a very fast speed.
"You must know that when I was in kindergarten, I Wei Xiaobao was a football player." Wei Xiaobao's voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the meat Buddha.
The meat Buddha was taken aback, and before he had time to react, he felt a pain in his buttocks, and the whole person suddenly flew off the ground to the top of the light.
Bang.
The fat body of the meat Buddha slammed heavily on the bluestone ground.
Several pieces of bluestone were all broken, and the cracks were terrifying.
Everyone was stunned, and for a moment they didn't understand what was going on.
The meat Buddha smashed to the ground, his head buzzed, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
But when he heard the snort of the Bone Buddha next to his ears, he knew that he was back again.
had already escaped from the top of the light, but was kicked back, this Wei Xiaobao is really not human.
"Dongchang needs you very much." Wei Xiaobao's voice sounded again.
As soon as the meat Buddha opened his eyes, he saw a flash of cold light and severe pain in his crotch.
"No, ......," the meat Buddha hissed and howled.
Wei Xiaobao raised the Heavenly Sword and chuckled: "It's really sharp, and it won't get blood." ”
The matter has come to this point, and there is no way to take it back, so the meat Buddha hurriedly sealed the acupoint to save his life.
The Bone Buddha had breathed a sigh of relief, and when he saw that the Flesh Buddha had the same experience as him, for some reason, he actually felt a sense of schadenfreude.
Wei Xiaobao returned the sword into the sheath and waved his hand back.
Tong Guan came over with a bowl of tea.
Wei Xiaobao poured some tea soup in the palm of his hand, running the true qi, and the tea soup slowly turned into thin ice, and then quickly hit several big points of the bone Buddha and the meat Buddha.
They have not yet recovered from the pain of losing their treasure, and they have been tortured by life and death charms, and they are miserable.
The Ming Sect disciples who were watching were all shocked.
The status of the Three Buddhas of Mingjiao in the sect is second only to the sect leader, the holy aunt and the left and right envoys of light, and they have a very high prestige among ordinary disciples, and are almost regarded as gods.
But now the three Buddhas fell from the altar at the same time.
Ordinary disciples were even more curious about Wei Xiaobao's identity.
The Bone Buddha and the Flesh Buddha kept wailing, rolling and scratching, and the ground was covered in blood.
It was only at this moment that they understood how the scars on the Blood Buddha's body came from, and why the Blood Buddha would respectfully call Wei Xiaobao "master".
The taste of life and death talisman is a hundred times more painful than a baby being cut.
The three Buddhas of Mingjiao have always been in the same breath.
The Blood Buddha couldn't bear it, and walked over and whispered, "Please let the master spare their lives, and do things for the master in the future." ”
Wei Xiaobao is naturally reluctant to kill the Bone Buddha and the Flesh Buddha, such a master is definitely the most needed talent in the East Factory, just when the Blood Buddha opened his mouth to intercede, he immediately sold the Blood Buddha a face, and used the Tianshan Six Yang Palm to suppress the life and death talisman in the body of the second Buddha.
The Bone Buddha and the Flesh Buddha were scratched and bruised all over their bodies, and they barely felt any pain, only fear left in their hearts.
Wei Xiaobao waved his hand and said, "Blood Buddha, give them some medicine." ”
"Yes." The Blood Buddha agreed, and felt the antidote from the Bone Buddha.
The poisoned people all smelled it, and in an instant, they returned to normal.
After breathing a sigh of relief, the meat Buddha took the lead and said: "Li Hao's 10,000 soldiers and horses are stationed in Dingri Town. ”
Wei Xiaobao asked, "What about the purpose?" ”
Li Hao is now cowering in Ziyang City, recuperating, but he sent 10,000 soldiers and horses to Guangming Ding to interfere in the internal affairs of the Ming Sect, and the real purpose must be taken seriously.
"For saltpeter." The Bone Buddha also rushed to speak.
If the credit is snatched away by the Meat Buddha, in case Wei Xiaobao doesn't care about the life and death talisman in his body, then he can only blow up his head with one palm.
But if a man can survive, who wants to die?
Wei Xiaobao remembered that in the Liuli Inn, some archers had saltpeter in their money bags.
Li Hao took a fancy to these saltpeters, definitely not to make fireworks, but to get a large amount of gunpowder.
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