Chapter 192: The Worst Guest in History
The picture Huang Sanshi saw was like this: Wu Wei held the woks in the house, held the handle of the spoon in his left hand, put it on his right shoulder, let his right shoulder get stuck in it, and also blocked his right shoulder, lowered his body, used his right shoulder as a sharp weapon, took a few steps back, and then kicked the ground violently, and the whole person rushed to the gate locked by a thick iron lock.
There was a loud bang, and the thick iron lock was not shaken, but the connection between the gate and the wall was directly knocked open by this huge force.
Wu Wei came again, and with a bang, the door fell to the ground.
"Let's go!"
Huang Sanshi didn't need to use a chair to smash the window and go out.
"Let's go." Not giving everyone time to sigh at Wu Wei's ferocious behavior, seeing that there were still twenty seconds, Huang Sanshi shouted loudly for everyone to leave.
Sha Yi and Xiaobao are somewhat unresponsive, they have participated in variety shows a lot, and they think they know a lot about the routines of variety shows, and all kinds of seemingly crisis-filled and tense renderings are for the audience.
It's just that from indoor, to outdoor, there is more space for display - outdoor reality show.
Huang Sanshi and Sun Honglei pulled Sha Yi, Wu Wei and Wang Xun pulled Xiaobao, no, dragged Xiaobao, eight people carried their suitcases and ran out of the room, too late to the environment around the audience, only to see a stone bridge in front of them, surrounded by water, and rushed directly onto the stone bridge.
The sound of the radio was heard in the room.
"Ten."
"Nine."
Until the end of the countdown, the eight people had just run across the stone bridge, and there was a loud bang, and the house that Huang Sanshi recognized as not the real residence exploded, igniting a sky-high flame.
One explosion is not enough, a second, a third.
Wang Xun: "I'll go, they really play so big!" β
Sha Yi was dumbfounded, he, like Xiaobao, didn't know what to say, sure this was a variety show, how could he feel more dangerous than filming a war scene.
Sha Yi turned his head, took a few steps back, looked at the cracked wooden planks and some glass shards, confirmed that this was true, and turned back to the six members of the men's gang in a dumbfounded manner and asked, "Is this all true?" β
Huang Sanshi pointed to the sign on the side of the road and said, "What's more real here?" β
Two kilometers away, there is transport that can only carry six people to the next location. β
Sun Honglei and Huang Bo were the first to run into the distance.
Xiao Yueyue, Wang Xun, and Huang Sanshi also followed, not seeking to run fast, as long as they could catch up with two people, they could get rid of the embarrassment of having no transportation.
Sha Yi and Xiaobao also screamed strangely, carried their suitcases, and chased after the people in front of them.
Two kilometers, not too far, not every day of exercise or good physical fitness, it is really not necessarily possible to run down in one breath, carrying the suitcase containing more than a dozen gold bars and more than a dozen pounds of weight, running more slowly.
Wu Wei walked slowly behind for a while, at this stage, he didn't think there was any other way to take advantage of it, after filming three episodes, I don't know if it was not popular yet, a few of them fought wits and courage with the program team led by Yan Min, if you dare to have a little loophole in the rules, we will dare to destroy it.
Drinking after the last assembly and filming, Yan Min said frankly that they had several designs that were useless, and it was originally a necessary link to go all the way down, but who told you to turn directly in front of you and take a shortcut, everything we prepared in advance is useless, and we need more manpower and financial resources to make up for the corresponding cooperation for you.
Toss each other.
Yan Min positioned the relationship between the two sides in this way, in the show, the two sides tossed each other, fighting wits and courage, and now that the show is not broadcast, they can not think about the content of the show for the time being, and they can toss each other on fire, that is success, if anyone is helpless by the other party, it is victory.
can arrange for everyone to walk two kilometers, and it will never let them walk a hundred steps less, even if there is some information, it must be two kilometers away, with these three issues of the men's gang taking advantage of it, even if the program team wants to do the opposite, they will not set things up here, and no one pays attention to their design, and they have found two kilometers of savings.
Wu Wei thought in his heart, but no matter what he thought of, he would not set himself up to solve the puzzle, and if he figured it out, he would turn around one more time, thinking about how he could destroy the puzzle like a reckless act of lowering ten guises.
Variety shows, you really can't be too good, you don't compare everyone else, that's never a good thing, a show becomes your personal show, and the audience won't buy it.
When it comes to physical fitness, testing physical talent and physical fitness, Wu Wei can show it to his heart's content, this is his absolute space in the show, except for him, those five have no such conditions.
So, after walking for a while, facing the camera that followed me: "I'll let them run for two minutes first." β
"Hey, you're going a little too far, what do you mean by driving, what do you mean by riding a motorcycle?"
Wu Wei grabbed the machine, turned the camera, there was a car waiting on the side, and the cameraman was holding the machine inside; There is also a motorcycle, someone sits on it and starts it at any time, obviously the position behind him is for the cameraman who is following Wu Wei at the moment.
The cameraman snatched the machine back as soon as possible, ran directly to the motorcycle and sat down, signaling to drive, he didn't want to face a Wu Wei who would snatch his own transportation.
"Hey, what are you running, I really want to chase, can you run?"
Wu Wei's sudden acceleration frightened the motorcycle to accelerate forward, Wu Wei deliberately did not catch up, otherwise the acceleration of this small pedal was so slow, he could catch up casually.
"I'll let you run, I'll let you run." Deliberately, chasing the motorcycle, the speed is getting faster and faster, and gradually catching up with the people in front, they have already run away, looking at Wu Wei chasing the motorcycle one by one, I don't know, I think he has a grudge against the people on the motorcycle.
Two kilometers is for Wu Wei, let the people in front of him arrive for two minutes, and he is still the first to arrive, looking at the three means of transportation in front of him, he can't help but smile.
A two-seater electric trolley, a pedal, a bicycle.
A few minutes later, Sha Yi and Xiaobao looked at the three vehicles and six people who had gone away with sweat on their faces, looked at each other, and then looked at the photographer and staff on the side: "Has your show always been like this?" Are the guests so unlucky? β
The staff all laughed and said nothing, in the afternoon, eight people went to the orchard to help, other programs, a little sweat meaning, to this program, really did an afternoon of work, Sha Yi was full of painful expressions, wiping sweat, red face was full of tired looks: "Tonight, I want to have a big meal, I want to live in a luxury room." β
All things, clearly marked with prices, among which there are also some lottery draws to get food, housing and transportation process, all of which consume gold bars, and finally, not only to compare the number of gold bars, but also to guess the number of gold bars of each other, at present, these people are not considered, the program team will make some moths in the end, and now it is to work more and make more money according to the rules, and then try to find out the number of others.
Belch!
Sha Yi and Xiaobao's gold bars, one was deceived and the other was robbed, and then the two could only hold empty boxes and watch the six people who were eating in the hotel, and came over to sell them miserably.
Sha Yi sat next to Sun Honglei: "Brother Zhen, I didn't expect to participate in a show, it can be like this, you smell my body, it's full of sweat, you all bought a room, took a shower and changed your clothes, can you bear to watch your brother starving?" β
Sun Honglei looked at him with disgust, and moved the chair to the side, looking like the smell on your body is too big, I can't stand it.
Xiaobao's actual sense of smell in variety shows is not as good as Sha Yi, he found the honest people Wang Xun and Xiao Yueyue, sold miserably, ate and drank, and stayed away from Sun Honglei and Huang Bo who snatched his suitcase.
It's like Sha Yi, next to Sun Honglei and Huang Sanshi, just the two of you who cheated my box, now I'll eat the two of you, he can be sure that this show doesn't have a normal process to make games at all, these guys are all awe-inspiring, and if you reason with them, it's better to be a scoundrel.
A meal, a meal, and finally a snatch, is to follow.
At night, when there was no money to pay the rent, Sha Yi directly followed Xiaobao and knocked on the rooms of these six people.
Xiao Bao and Xiao Yueyue were squeezed into the same bed, in the middle of the night, the machine moved, and with a snap, the bed collapsed, and the two fell into it.
Sha Yi relied on the good old man Wang Xun, and he also mixed a temporary shelter, and it was also in the middle of the night, and the cry of 'screaming chickens' in the house sounded.
Xiaobao knocked on Sun Honglei's door and was also taken in, but when the time came to three o'clock in the morning, the restless music of the DJ sounded......
Sha Yi knocked on Huang Sanshi's door and made some operations, brother, can you watch your brother sleep on the sofa? He thought that he had learned the way to survive in this show, and he was qualified to go to bed by 'wearing a high hat', and he stretched his waist, feeling that he could finally sleep peacefully with a handsome guy.
Syllable!
The balloon was full of water, and he slapped Sha Yi in the face directly, and the drowsiness that had just come out of the whole person disappeared, how could he still be sleepy.
"Brother, I can see it, your show, you don't pay for your life." Sha Yi laughed angrily, with a helpless face, facing Huang Sanshi, he couldn't be really angry, he mentioned it when he communicated with the program team before he came, and hoped that some of the strange settings and processes of the program group would be faced by the guests with a normal heart.
Huang Sanshi was not woken up by the water, and people found out, that was their ability, but what about me?
Thinking about Sha Yi, he was not convinced, staring at the wet clothes: "I went to find Wu Wei, it seems that he has no heart and sincerity." β
Huang Sanshi looked at the back of Sha Yi leaving, faced the camera, and deliberately said, "Looking for Wu Wei?" Don't come out crying, the program team gave that kid must be more exciting. β
Before Wu Wei went into the house to check around, there was no problem, when he finally checked the door, he found that the manual safety lock hanging from the internal test was broken, and he immediately noticed that there was a problem, which means that if there is a door card, it can come in.
He didn't sleep all night as if he was playing, but for the sake of the show, he still turned off the lights early and went to bed, and the program team informed that tonight's shooting would not be turned off overnight, reminding everyone not to have some inattentive behaviors in front of the camera.
I all know that it will definitely not stop at night, no matter how I toss, I am observing, some people are deliberately pretending not to see it, and some people are taking precautions in advance.
When Sha Yi knocked on Wu Wei's door, Sha Yi, who thought he had figured out the trick, first asked in a clichΓ©: "Brother, your room?" β
"I didn't have to sleep, and music suddenly played in the room......"
Sha Yi thought that the toss was over, and it must be fine, so he pushed him out of the room, closed the door, and said apologetically inside: "Brother, don't blame my brother for being ruthless, I also let those people toss miserably, your gold bar, my brother will laugh at it." β
Wu Wei, who was wearing pajama pants and a white cotton T-shirt, stood in the corridor, thought about it, walked to Huang Bo's room, and knocked on the door.
"Brother, I let Brother Sha Yi pit him, the room was occupied by him, and he also let him rob the gold bars, and now he doesn't even give me clothes, and it's quite cold here at night."
If you don't open the door, you don't open the door for the sake of the show. Blocking, keeping you out, is a kind of show effect.
Open the door, but also open the door for the effect of the show. There is more interaction, more pictures are obtained, and in the end of variety shows, isn't it the proportion of whose picture material occupies the total time?
Your material is wonderful, it will inevitably occupy a lot of time, the two complement each other, you are small and transparent, when the program is broadcast, the time given to you by the clip will not be particularly small, but there will be many group pictures.
"Brother, what's your room?"
If Huang Sanshi likes the character of a wise man, then Huang Bo gives full play to his public image and is a wilted child who is smart and cunning enough.
Facing the setting in the room, he smiled and didn't speak.
Wu Wei comprehended: "Brother, I will form an alliance with you in this issue, Tiemeng, I promise to do a good job, my suitcase was snatched away by Brother Sha Yi, there are no gold bars in it, I will spend it, I will work for you in this issue, how about it?" β
Huang Bo: "Really? β
Wu Wei: "Really. β
Huang Bo pointed to the position directly above the bed, which was similar to Huang Sanshi's room, except that the whole balloon-like device was not filled with water, but some rubber dolls that could at least look like fake and frightening animals, snakes and spiders.
If it's the middle of the night, you're asleep, and suddenly something falls on your head, waking you up from sleeping, whether it's the first time you touch it, or the first time you turn on the light, when you face these things at that moment, it's definitely not to distinguish between the real and the fake.
"Is the program team playing so big?" Wu Wei took the things down directly, and gestured at the machine lens, and then said: "Brother, I heard it just now, it seems to be Brother Honglei's room, it's a hi song, and it makes you feel refreshed, Brother Sha Yi came out of Brother Sanshi's room, and he was also pitted, poured water, and ran to my room, I told him that the setting of my room was over, and it was also a song, so he pushed me out, thinking that I could sleep peacefully." Actually, the setting of my house didn't happen, I searched all over it, there were no of these things, but the manual safety lock in the house was broken, I guess, maybe the staff came in......"
A few minutes later, the two opened the door, and they were not in a hurry to sleep, waiting to see the excitement, listening to the sound in the corridor, at this time, at 3:40 in the morning, the program team packed three floors to set up the game to avoid affecting other guests.
If there is movement in the corridor during this time period, it must be the staff of the program team.
The two waited for half an hour, guessing that there was something interesting, both of them were staring at each other, and they were not sleepy, waiting, and sure enough, they waited for the sound of an elevator reaching the door in the distance, and then, despite the carpet in the corridor, they could still hear the sound of some people walking.
Here it comes!
The eyes of the two lit up, and after waiting for such a long time, they quietly came to the door, looked out, and saw the four masters and apprentices of Journey to the West who were also cautious.
The four of COS, Huang Bo opened the door directly, walked out with Wu Wei, and watched with his arms crossed, and the four people over there saw the two of them, as if they hadn't seen them, and came to the room that originally belonged to Wu Wei by themselves, took the room card, and swiped the card to open the door.
In the room, there was a small snoring sound from Sha Yi, tossed for a day, and was continuously rectified at night, he was really tired and sleepy, where can he use it for half an hour, took off his clothes, put on the new pajamas prepared by the program team, wiped his hair and body, and went directly into the quilt to sleep, he was so tired that he didn't even bother to think about the reality of opening the suitcase without a gold bar, and planned to talk about it after waking up, he felt that according to the urine sex of this show, Wu Wei might have hidden the gold bar somewhere in the room.
I was too tired, I didn't eat well at night, let alone sleep well, and I was constantly tricked, and I couldn't resist the strong sleepiness.
The light came on, shining directly on Sha Yi's face.
It's really sleepy, in this way, Sha Yi still doesn't react, under normal circumstances, even if he is asleep, if there is a strong light directly on his eyelids, he will feel that he will wake up.
The four of them stood in front of the bed, pressed their legs against the bed, and shook to make Sha Yi wake up.
"Oh, I'll go!" Sha Yi, who was not mentally prepared at all, opened his eyes and saw the four Tang monks and apprentices, standing in front of his bed, seeing that he was awake, and deliberately leaning over and leaning his face over.
"Donor, it's time for your room to check out, and we're going to move in."
"Donor, it's time for your room to check out, and we're going to move in."
Sha Yi covered his heart, crying and laughing, facing the cameraman who came out next to him, and complained to the camera: "I don't play anymore, I want to go home, I said why when I came, your director asked me if I had a heart attack, and if I continued to play like this, I was not sick and I was sick." β
"Donor, your room ......"
Without waiting for the four-in-one voice to finish, Sha Yi got up: "I'll let it, I'll let it, give it to you, give it to you, I'll go." β
At the door, Huang Bo and Wu Wei laughed silently, this set is actually the most terrifying, no wonder the arrangement is so ruthless, Wu Wei filmed the third issue, it is a fearless and strong man, since you are a reckless person, the most ruthless will be arranged for you.
The two quickly returned to their rooms, closed the door, and turned off the lights.
Through the door, I heard Sha Yi walk out of the room, didn't knock on other people's doors, went straight to the next floor, and began to knock on the door.
Sha Yi was completely broken and broken, and he didn't sleep when he was tossed in a show, it was four o'clock, he was so frightened that he was excited, sleepy, and cold, so don't sleep together, who made you so damaged, and designed such a loss.
After tossing around, he saw the pictures of each room, Xiaobao and Xiao Yueyue, directly laying on the ground, and the program team specially replayed the picture of the 'incident' for Sha Yi, and when he saw his face, it completely became a bitter gourd......