Chapter 617: Learn to Swim
Tian Xiaoding dreamed of enjoying the blessings of all people, trying to let his two wives wait for him at the same time.
To do this, he racked his brains and finally came up with a brilliant bad idea.
Just in time for the hot summer in the world of Hunei, Xiao Ding decided to take his two wives to the beach to play, and then look for opportunities to achieve his goals.
Although Xiao Ding's purpose here is evil, he can't show it too obviously. He still understands the truth that he can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.
Therefore, things still need to be completed step by step slowly, so as to achieve the ultimate goal.
As soon as he came to the beach, he coaxed the second daughter to take off her shoes and run barefoot on the beach.
Ouyang Qing and Xiao Ding are from the same era, she has long been accustomed to this, although she has been in the Great Song Kingdom and Tiankun Star for many years, but her ideology has not changed much.
So she happily took off her shoes and socks and ran barefoot on the beach.
Zhang Xiaodie was conservative, and at first she hesitated and refused to take off her shoes, but Xiao Ding found an opportunity to carry her on her shoulders coldly, and forcibly took off her shoes and socks.
And at the same time, he also touched Zhang Xiaodie's white and tender little feet with his hand, and said a few flirtatious words to her. Zhang Xiaodie was ashamed, and her face was as bright as the sun hanging high in the sky at this moment.
The summer beach is hot and hot by the sun, and there is an indescribable comfortable feeling when you step on it barefoot.
The three of them frolicked for a while, and Zhang Xiaodie gradually adapted to this atmosphere, and was no longer as shy and timid as before.
Then, Xiao Ding proposed to the second daughter again, saying that he wanted to swim in the sea.
The ocean in the Qiankun pot, because there are no marine life in it, the sea water appears unusually clear and transparent.
Ouyang Qing also agreed with swimming, and when she was talking, she was about to jump into the sea.
At this time, Xiao Ding stopped her in time and said, "Wife Qing'er, I think we should take off our clothes first, and then go into the water, swimming in our clothes, it's too heavy, and it's not cool to swim."
The robes worn by the three of them were long, draggy, and if they were soaked in the water, they would become very heavy. Swimming in the water is equivalent to swimming with weights, which is very inconvenient and exhausting.
Therefore, Xiao Ding's suggestion to take off his clothes and swim is understandable.
But Ouyang Qing glanced at Xiao Ding and said, "Don't forget, that gossip spirit of yours knows ......everything about any wind and grass in the world inside the pot, and if you let me take off my clothes, aren't you afraid that it will peep on your wife?"
After Ouyang Qing's reminder, Xiao Ding suddenly realized that he had actually ignored this gossip spirit. So, he suggested again, "Otherwise, let's do this, the three of us work together to enclose an area and arrange the isolation prohibition, so that the gossip machine spirit will not be able to know the situation in the prohibition......
Ouyang Qing hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is it right here?"
Xiao Ding asked rhetorically, "What else?"
Ouyang Qing said, "I think we can go and find a small island......
Xiao Ding said, "This is not difficult, I know that there is a small island five hundred miles to the southeast, which is very suitable for the three of us......
Don't ask Xiao Ding why he knows, this is because since the last upgrade of the Qiankun Pot, Xiao Ding also has the same magical powers as the Bagua Instrument Spirit, and can control anything in the world inside the pot at will through divine thoughts. As for what things are in the world inside the pot, Xiao Ding's mind naturally knows everything well.
Ouyang Qing said, "Then let's go......
Ding said, "Okay, let's go to that island."
After speaking, Xiao Ding took out the Feiyun Shuttle, carried Ouyang Qing and Zhang Xiaodie, and flew towards the southeast of the sea.
The distance of only five hundred miles, at the speed of Feiyun Suo, in only half an hour, has already flown there.
It's really an empty place
The island.
The area of the island is very small, about a mile or two. There is no vegetation on it, and it is basically sandy and rocky.
After Feiyun Suo came to the sky above the island, Xiao Ding did not land it immediately, but suggested to Ouyang Qing and Zhang Xiaodie, "Let's work together to arrange a larger isolation ban here first, and save you from always worrying about that gossip machine spirit peeping into our privacy."
The two daughters had no objection, and the three of them worked together to lay a large layer of isolation and prohibition around the island in the sea area around this small island. As a result, the prohibition has become a secret space for the three of Xiaoding.
After landing on the island, Xiao Ding looked around, then at the second daughter, and suddenly said with a smile, "Do you two feel that we are here as if we are here for a honeymoon?"
Ouyang Qing glanced at Xiao Ding and said angrily, "I feel like I'm cheating."
Xiao Ding smiled evilly and said, "Cheating is more exciting......
Ouyang Qing rolled her eyes and glared at Xiao Ding, as if to say: Do you believe it or not, I castrated you with an eye knife, see if you dare to cheat!
Zhang Xiaodie didn't understand what a honeymoon meant, so she asked curiously, "Xianggong, what is a honeymoon?"
Xiao Ding glanced at Zhang Xiaodie, and said a little embarrassedly: "The meaning of honeymoon is that after the husband and wife get married, they go out together to find a quiet place where no one disturbs, and then stick together all day long, doing the kind of thing that is fun in bed. Because no one bothered, you can go to bed anytime and anywhere, and you can be as long as you want, as long as you want."
Zhang Xiaodie continued to ask with some confusion, "Xianggong, what do you mean by Hi Pi?"
When Xiao Ding heard this, he almost fell. He hurriedly continued to explain: "Hi Pi, it means to be happy, and to go to bed and do that kind of thing that makes people very happy. It's like the kind of thing you and I do every night in bed......
At this moment, Zhang Xiaodie immediately understood, she immediately blushed, clenched her small fists, lightly knocked Xiao Ding's chest, and said coquettishly: "Xianggong, you are so bad, you think about that thing all day long......
Xiao Ding held Zhang Xiaodie's face with both hands, kissed her on the forehead, and said jokingly: "Lady Die'er, have you forgotten, you did everything possible to beg me to have sex with you, and you still said that you wanted to give me a baby. If you want to give me a baby, why don't you do that with me? Do that more to have a chance to conceive my baby......
Zhang Xiaodie saw Xiao Ding mention the past, she was immediately too ashamed to raise her head, she slapped Xiao Ding's chest with two small fists, and said coquettishly: "Oh, Xianggong, I'm ashamed of others, don't say it, you will bully me......
Xiao Ding laughed, took Zhang Xiaodie into his arms, and said, "Where is this bullying you, if I really bully you, it's too late for you to be happy......
As he spoke, Xiao Ding's two claws began to quietly explore Zhang Xiaodie's body.
How could Zhang Xiaodie stand Xiao Ding's teasing like this, she suddenly broke free from Xiao Ding's arms, and said, "Xianggong, you are so bad, I will ignore you......" As she spoke, she turned around and ran towards the beach.
Xiao Ding hurriedly chased after him and shouted, "Hey, Butterfly Lady, don't run, let's go swimming together, okay?"
Ouyang Qing, who had been standing on the other side without words, saw the scene of Xiao Ding interacting with Zhang Xiaodie, and her heart was depressed. secretly said in his heart: Did I do something wrong by accepting Zhang Xiaodie?
When she saw that Xiao Ding was going to chase Zhang Xiaodie again, she couldn't help coughing twice and said, "Ahem, that, do you two want to have a daytime battle here?"
Xiao Ding stopped, turned around and saw Ouyang Qing's expression, and guessed that maybe he was too intimate with Zhang Xiaodie just now, and provoked this big vinegar jar to be sour, so he spoke so weirdly.
However, who is Xiao Ding, his face is comparable to the bottom of a pot, how can he be squeezed by Ouyang Qing's words? ?
He turned around and said to Ouyang Qing with a grin, "If Qing'er's wife and you also participate, I will do it
I wouldn't mind fighting during the day......
Ouyang Qing glanced at Xiao Ding and said, "You're so beautiful......" After speaking, she also walked barefoot towards the beach.
Xiao Ding saw that Ouyang Qing didn't care about himself anymore, so he had to run a few more steps, catch up with Zhang Xiaodie, and said, "Lady Die, let's go swimming together."
Zhang Xiaodie shook her head and said, "Xianggong, I don't know how to swim yet."
Zhang Xiaodie, who came from the ancient Song Kingdom of the earth, was born in an era of feudal and conservative times. Women in this era don't even have easy skin, so how can they go into the water to learn to swim?
Even if you go into the water with your clothes on, when you come out of the water, the wet clothes are clinging to your body and your body curves are all exposed, which is something that will make a woman very embarrassed.
Therefore, in the era in which Zhang Xiaodie lived, almost no woman would learn to swim.
Xiao Ding heard Zhang Xiaodie say that she couldn't swim, so she immediately rolled her eyes, hit the snake with the stick, and said, "It doesn't matter if you can't swim, I can teach you to learn to swim."
Zhang Xiaodie asked suspiciously, "Is it easy to learn to swim?"
Xiao Ding immediately replied affirmatively: "Of course it is easy to learn, with your father-in-law and I personally teaching you, how can I not learn? If you are willing to listen to me, you will be able to learn."
At this time, Ouyang Qing, who had already walked to the beach, had already taken off all the outer robes and coats on his body, leaving only his underwear to wear, and then walked towards the sea.
Ouyang Qing's underwear style naturally bought the women's underwear on Tiankun Star by herself, and then remade it herself. The style is similar to the women's underwear on the earth in later generations, but there is a huge difference in material. After all, on the Tiankun Star, it is impossible to buy certain items on the earth in the afterlife.
Zhang Xiaodie saw Ouyang Qing only wearing underwear and underwear into the water, and immediately asked in surprise, "Xianggong, do you need to wear so little to learn to swim?"
Xiao Ding glanced at Ouyang Qing, who was walking into the seawater, and said nonsense: "Yes, Butterfly Lady, do you know, if you want to learn to swim quickly, the less you wear, the faster you can learn." If you don't wear anything, I'm sure it won't be long before you'll be able to learn how to swim......
"Huh?" When Zhang Xiaodie heard this, she immediately exclaimed, and then continued, "Xianggong, you won't be lying to me, right? Are you telling the truth?"
Xiao Ding stared at Ouyang Qing's slender back, and couldn't help but admire in his heart: It has to be my wife, worthy of Xuanzhou
Although he was a little absent-minded, he still said to Zhang Xiaodie in a matter-of-fact manner: "Of course it's true, how can I deceive you?"
Zhang Xiaodie nodded and said, "Then I won't study......
Xiaoding: ......