Volume 2 Adventures in Tibet Chapter 056 The Berserker
"Hahaha, Lao Tzu has been a bachelor for most of his life, and now we will marry a daughter-in-law!" The measles-faced lame man laughed, "What's your name?" Hey, shy? You look like a flower in the mountains, let's call you Huahua, right? ”
"Huahua, let's go to bed, give me a baby, as beautiful as you."
"Hahaha, Lao Tzu has been a bachelor for most of his life, and now we will marry a daughter-in-law!" The measles-faced lame man laughed, "What's your name?" Hey, shy? You look like a flower in the mountains, let's call you Huahua, right? ”
At this moment, I heard a shrill voice coming from the room, "No, help"
"Hey, hey, hey...... I'll take your clothes off, hehe......"
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Hey, hey, hey...... I'll take your clothes off, hehe......"
"Woo woo woo ......"
I listened to it outside the door, and scolded in my heart: "The poor mountains and bad waters come out of the Diao people, these Diao people are simply inferior to beasts!" ”
I poked a hole in the paper window, and I didn't look at it tightly, and when I saw it, I gasped a few times and the hairs stood on end.
In this situation, I retched twice.
"Who!" The lame leg roared.
I climbed up the wall and jumped out of it. When I ran back to the courtyard, but I didn't see Zhuoma and Cheng Yiyun, I shouted twice, "Yiyun? Dolma? Where are you? ”
I was anxious, but there was no one inside, and then Cheng Yiyun came back, carrying a military kettle in her hand.
"Yiyun, where's Zhuoma?"
"In the house, she said she was very thirsty and wanted to drink water, so I ......"
"Yiyun, where's Zhuoma?"
"I was still in the house just now."
"Oops!" I had a sense of foreboding, so I turned around and left without saying a word.
"Where are you going?"
"Help!"
"How can you save you if you are unarmed?" Cheng Yiyun stopped.
"Save people no matter what!" I was very resolute.
Cheng Yiyun led me into the back room and opened my backpack, which contained a set of camouflage, a bulletproof vest, two folding miniature submachine guns, a pistol, and five magazines.
I picked a micro punch, "You wait for me here." ”
The hazy sky was cloudy and dark. Out of the small courtyard, there is no one in the village, looking at the mass graves in Yinshan Mountain, and the red lanterns are floating like ghost fires. The wind began to blow in the mountains, and soon it began to rain in the dark. I ran all the way to the mass grave.
The wind began to blow in the mountains, and soon it began to rain in the dark.
Hundreds of villagers gathered at the cemetery, carrying red lanterns.
The hunchbacked old man sighed and said, "Girl, I also watched you grow up, don't blame everyone, we can't help it." You follow the Yin father-in-law, and you don't have to worry about eating and wearing ......"
The old man hummed a little song evilly, "Every year that Qingming, that half of July, every New Year's holiday, let's burn paper money for you, you don't have to worry about eating and wearing." ”
The black-faced village woman held her stomach and learned from the old man, laughing and singing, "The old tomb in Yinshan, it's cold at night, let's make you a padded jacket......"
The two evil little girls took out the scissors and giggled madly, "Hunchbacked father-in-law, I heard my mother say that the person who is married to the yin father-in-law will be tortured in hell and never be exalted?" ”
I bumped through the crowd, grabbed the hunchbacked old man, and lifted him up, "I said, whoever dares to touch Zhuoma, I will not spare him." ”
I saw Zhuoma wearing a bright red jacket, combing braids, her face was pale, and her eyes were dull. She stood in front of a strange tombstone carved with incomprehensible words and symbols, and in the middle it was written in Chinese characters "Yin Gong Difu".
Behind the tombstone was a bulging grave bag, which several villagers had dug up most of it, and there was a solid iron door locked with iron chains, which was rusty, and it seemed that there was a burial chamber inside.
At that moment, a man stepped out of the crowd, his outfit looked a little different from the dirty clothes of the villagers, although it was not a fancy fabric, but it looked very strange. I'd never seen him before, and he didn't answer, just smiling.
The black-faced village woman grinned, showed a mouthful of rotten teeth, and said with a wicked smile: "Do you think you are still a holy envoy? Ban Bo said a long time ago, you are an impostor, you don't know anything! Hehe, Yin marriage and respect for the immortals, this is the rule set by the living Buddha, and no one can break it! ”
"Raw hair, he is raw hair!"
"Chop him!"
"Raw hair, shave raw hair!"
The villagers went crazy.
At this moment, the strange man slowly raised his head, and his eyes were gloomy.
"Dolma!" I shook off the hunchbacked old man and leaned over to Dolma.
Dolma turned his head sideways in despair and said, "Brother...... You run...... He is the hair care of the living Buddha...... You can't beat his ......"
"What bullshit protector!" I fired a shot into the sky, "It's true that Lao Tzu is not a bullshit messenger, but the guy in my hand is the real thing." ”
Dolma seemed to have been drunk by them, and was a little delirious, "Brother, goodbye, I'm going to a far place." You go quickly, you can't beat their ......"
"Chop him!" At this time, the measles face who was throwing the grave lame picked up the hoe and rushed over, "Hey raw hair!" ”
"Da da da", I picked up the submachine gun and aimed it at him three times. "Oops!" The measles face was lame, and his face was suddenly pierced, and he fell to the ground in response.
"Hey hair!" Immediately, the old man with a crawling centipede on his face also swung his shovel and slashed at me.
"Da Da Da" I shot three more times, and the old man was beaten to the ground on his back.
However, instead of being afraid, the villagers flocked to them. I couldn't help but panic, "da......dada" swept continuously, and those villagers were bleeding through holes, and they took a few steps back, but leaned over again.
The villagers' eyes were cold, and the blood-red lanterns reflected their evil and hideous faces.
At this time, to my disbelief, the measles-faced lame got up from the ground, his face was covered in blood, "Hehe, hey, hairy......"
"How so?"
Then the old centipede man sat up as well.
Everything in front of me plunged me into a strange land, and Dolma still said in Muna: "Brother... Run, you can't beat their ......"
I turned my head to look at the strange man, who was standing still with disdain in his eyes.
"Is it?" A terrible memory popped into my mind.
The slaughterhouse, the knife-wielding monster who can't be killed.
"Fuck! It turned out to be you! ”
I can't care so much about it, so I pull away and go straight to that weirdo. I grabbed him by the neck, pointed a gun at his head, and shouted, "Everyone, back off!" Hurry back! ”
The strange man sneered a few times, suddenly grabbed me by the neck, lifted me up, and slammed me to the ground.
I just felt that guy was so weird that I fell and I was going to fall apart. I raised my gun and aimed it at the stranger's face, pulled the trigger, and fired the last three bullets. As soon as the gunshots rang out, his face immediately burst into blood and he fell to the ground.
I took the opportunity and rolled over.
But before I could stand firmly, he slowly stood up again, black blood coming out of his seven orifices, "Hehe, hey, hairy......"
"Brother...... Run......"
By this time, the villagers had already surrounded me layer by layer. Suddenly, I was shocked in the back of my head, and my eyes went black, and I fell to the ground. Behind me, a villager slowly lowered his shovel, the same young man who had picked up a firewood knife in the spiritual field three days ago to kill me.
The young man said in a rough voice: "Village chief, this person has been handed over to me to divide his limbs, and I will make him into meat buns and cakes, and use them to sacrifice to the earth immortals." ”
"Okay, Moxie, he'll leave it to you!"
"This raw Maozi also has an accomplice, a woman, beautiful, I'm going to take off her pants, let her sleep with the lonely old men in our village, hehe, give birth to a baby for all the men in our village......" The measles face was lame and his face was covered with blood, but he laughed obscenely and lewdly.
The hunchback village chief had black blood flowing from his nostrils, so he grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and stuffed it into his nostrils, and said, "Quickly drag the raw hair away, don't miss our big thing." ”
Moxie and Measles lame dragged me to the corpse at the entrance of the West Village.
The lame man laughed a few times and said, "Just chop off his hands and feet, hang him up and drip oil." I heard that when a living cub hangs up and hooks his shoulder blades with a hook, he will tremble in pain, and the oil will be fresh and easy to use. ”
"No, I'm going to chop him into meat patties and sacrifice him to my father-in-law." Moxi picked out a cattle-killing knife and lifted me up a stone slab for dismembering livestock.
"Lame, help me choke his arm to death, I'm going to go under the knife."
Measles lame and held my hands tightly, "Slaughtered like this?" It's a pity, let's boil oil. ”
"I caught people, whoever wants to rob me, I will kill them!"
"Okay, that's it. If you want to cut it, hurry up, I'm going to catch that city girl, hehe. ”
At that moment, I already felt that death was just one step away from me.
But there is a feeling in the dark that I can't just die here.
Mossi raised his woodcutter and slashed it down.
For a time, flesh and blood flew sideways.
I felt my neck hot, but I didn't feel the pain.
I opened my eyes in amazement, only to find that Moxie's woodcutter had not been cut at me, but in the head of the lame face, and he had chopped the woodcutter and pulled it, and half of the lame's head was cut off, and he fell to the ground and died before he could even breathe.
Moxie then cut my ropes. Frightened, I immediately jumped up.
I looked at the lame face of the measles, who had only half a head left, and then at the fact that Moxi threw a woodcutter, and asked, "Why did you save me?" ”
"I need your help."
"How can I help you?"
"Rescue the girl!"
"When I saved Dolma just now, you attacked me, and now you actually told me about saving people."
"You can only save the girl at night. Now they're all over the grave, and we don't know what to do. Wait until the evening, we can dig up the grave and save the people! ”
"The whole village wants her to die, and you ......"
"I like girls, and I've been liking her since I was a child."
"Saved the girl, and then what? Where is the way out of the village? ”
Moxi lifted the lame corpse up the stone slab, picked up the woodcutter, and said, "Just go north from the East Village." ”