Chapter 095: Fake Drama Really Done
Finally sent Jiang Xuelan away, I let out a comfortable breath and said, "Time flies so fast, as soon as you go to bed like this, it's two hours, are you hungry?"
"I ate too much early, and I still don't feel hungry."
I nodded, "I forgot I just fed you, so I shouldn't be hungry." ”
Ah Yao said angrily, "Please don't say these frivolous things all day long, I fooled around in the casino all day long, but I don't think these words are disgusting and disgusting, but now I feel that people who listen to these words have goosebumps." ”
I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, then I won't say it from now on, one is to say, the other is not to say, which one do you choose?"
Ah Yao was stunned for a moment, thinking that if I became a well-behaved person, then it would be worth it, wouldn't it be for me to change from a meat monk to a vegetarian, but if I agreed, I would take advantage of her verbally, and it would immediately cause unimaginable consequences, and I was in a dilemma, so I had to keep my mouth shut.
I laughed, full of victory, and said to Ah Yao, "You called me husband obediently just now, I don't think it's enough to taste, now you call loudly to listen." ”
At this time, Ah Yao was buttoning me in front, and when he heard the words, his whole body softened, and he fell on me and said "Don't scream"
"Your mother said just now, we are going to get married soon, why are you shy, now call a few times to get used to it, anyway, you will always call in the future."
Ah Yao was embarrassed, shook his head desperately and said, "Don't scream, don't scream"
I hugged Ah Yao with one hand and said with a smile, "It's okay if you don't scream, I'll carry you to bed again immediately"
Ah Yao screamed "no" in horror
"That's going to be laid"
Ah Yao was ashamed and afraid, and finally called "husband" obediently, glanced at me and said, "I only know how to bully people all day long." ”
I listened attentively and wondered, "Why is there a sound of moving things down there?"
Ah Yao replied, "The people are arranging and preparing for tonight's feast, and now they are carrying musical instruments, and it seems to be very lively tonight."
I said in my heart, "I don't know if there are any women among the musicians who came tonight, and how are they born?"
Ah Yao stiffened his pretty face and said, "If you go to seduce other people's girls, I will definitely be unkind to you." ”
I said with a bitter face: "How dare my husband not listen to his wife's discipline." Xuan and hippie smiled and said, "But in the future, you will also call me a good husband, this is a quid pro quo." ”
Ah Yaobai glanced at me and said, "I will call you a husband or a rival, you can choose one by yourself." ”
"I love to hear both, and I don't want to throw it away"
At this moment, a maid walked in, "Miss, the master sent me to ask you and my uncle to go down." ”
"Okay, got it, you go down first." Ah Yao let go of his worries and was about to get up and walk down.
I saw that there was no one up and down, so I put my arms around her, kissed her enough, and then let go of her and said, "Are you happy?"
Ah Yao was kissed by me and blushed, and nodded shyly.
I was about to go down, and I pulled Ah Yao again.
I wondered, "What are you worried about this time?"
Ah Yao glanced at me and said, "You make people look like this, teach me how to meet people." ”
I laughed and said, "No one will come up, let's talk here"
Ah Yao's cheeks flushed, and he stomped his feet and said, "If you tease people again, won't you never be able to go down, my father is still waiting for us?"
I thought about it and said, "Why don't we think about living there in the future?"
Ask your father for a house, find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, and let you concentrate on giving birth to children for me there. ”
Ah Yao listened leisurely, his eyes lit up, and he said with infinite longing, "If it is a boy, it is good to have seven or eight points like you, and you will definitely be able to fascinate girls." ”
I moved over, pressed the ladder wall with my hand, leaned forward slightly, but did not touch Ah Yao's body, and looked down at Ah Yao's beautiful face with pity.
Ah Yao whispered, "My husband kissed me"
I was stunned and said, "Isn't your father still waiting for us?"
"But I can't help it."
I kissed it. Ah Yao "muttered", wrapped his slender hand around my neck, and his body pressed up, still wheezing and writhing.
Footsteps sounded above.
The two parted in fright.
Liu Bin strode down, and the two of us shrank together, only to see him laugh and say, "You kid is really, you can do this kind of thing anywhere." ”
Ah Yao was ashamed of herself, lowered her head and said, "Dad, don't blame him, it's me who is not good"
Liu Bin was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said, "What does it matter, men love women, they are not bound by any vulgar etiquette, not to mention that your mother has already selected a marriage date for you, sooner or later they will be a family, and I can't care about it." ”
Ah Yao said shyly, "Dad, why don't you have a sound when you walk?"
"I have never made a sound when I walk, and you don't know it, besides, who told you not to come down, the tea I was waiting for was cold."
"You're embarrassed to say" Ah Yao was ashamed and angry, I knew that she was afraid of showing people the pretty appearance after the spring heart was moved.
Liu Bin put one hand on my shoulder, walked down, and let go of me when he reached the exit.
Near the staircase there was a large platform with two rows of eight chairs, facing the main door, and three smaller platforms on the left and right, with chairs and vases with flowers on the chairs.
"All the most famous girls in the capital are here tonight." Liu Bin said with a smile.
I was very interested and said, "What is the happy event today?"
Liu Bin shook his head, "It's not a happy event, it's just to invite someone to come to the house to sing and have fun." ”
I thought to myself that this Liu Bin is really a strange old man, just to get over his addiction, he works so hard.
"You called us, I guess we have something to explain." I said tentatively.
"The Liu family of the five-vein red gate has enjoyed a reputation in the rivers and lakes for hundreds of years, although my Liu Bin's reputation is not very good, but for the brand of the Liu family, there are some things that I Liu Bin still know." Liu Bin said this coldly, which surprised me.
"It's nature." I said resignedly.
"Actually, what kind of calculation is your kid, I know it clearly, let's not say dark words in front of the Ming people today, since you nodded and recognized this family, I don't plan to hide it, there are contacts between you and you, you don't lose, and I don't compensate."
I nodded, "Please advise." ”
"It's a hot summer day, so I don't know if you feel one of the characteristics of summer."
I looked up, only to hear the cicadas in this yard, and smiled, "You mean this cicada"
"Hahaha, it's really smart, my ears have become calloused when I listen to the cicadas these days, so I invited someone to sing on stage."
The larvae of cicadas live in the soil and have a pair of strong digging forefeet. The sap of plant roots is sucked by the piercing and sucking mouthparts to weaken the tree, make the branches die, and affect the growth of the tree. It usually stays in the soil for a few years
Even for more than ten years, when in the soil, the larvae will undergo 4 molts, so there are such sayings as "17-year-old cicada" and "13-year-old cicada".
"What do you mean by that" I looked at Liu Bin curiously, "Could it be that what happened back then was related to the cicada song?"
Usually the cicada will burrow out of the soil in June 67, and the cicada will climb to the tree on the ground, and complete the fifth molt, and finally grow into an adult, which is what we call feathering. Because life is too short, it reproduces, lays eggs, and dies within 46 weeks. After hatching, the eggs move on to the next life cycle.
"Don't be in a hurry to guess." Liu Bin said unhurriedly, "Before revealing the dusty truth, I will introduce you to one thing, which is a fungus. ”
The more I heard about "fungus", the more foggy it became, but since Liu Bin was going to tell it to him, I didn't base it on a moment, "Please speak." ”
"Scientists have found that compared to various natural predators, the main threat to the survival of cicadas is actually a fungus, which is called Trichosporine."
According to Liu Bin, in addition to the fungus attacking the larvae when the larvae break through the ground, according to research, there are 2-5 cycles of cicadas that have been infected with this fungus called Synopsporum before burrowing into the ground, and attached to their exoskeleton, they will continue to accumulate strength, lie dormant in the body of the larvae, and begin to invade the belly of the cicada when the larvae break through the ground.
The growing fungus eventually bursts out of the cicada's butt and grows a cloud of spores of white-flowered flowers. It is important to know that cicadas do not have pain nerves, which are a response from the central nervous system to electrical signals sent by the peripheral nervous system, and the peripheral nervous system is only responsible for transmitting electrical signals.
The nervous system of insects is composed of a string of ganglia, of which the hypopharyngeal ganglia affects the activity of the insect body, is the activity and coordination center of the mouthparts appendages, and has a stimulating effect on the thoracic nerve center. Its motor neuron axons extend into the muscles of the thoracic segment and the leg muscles, mainly controlling the movement of insects.
So the fungus erodes the tail of the cicada, and the cicada does not have any sense, and can even only move, they fly while shedding spores, and the spores that fall from the butt infect other cicadas.
This fungus is very cunning, after losing the abdominal terminal compound ganglia, the cicada has actually lost the ability to reproduce, but the cicada itself does not know, so the fungus will disguise itself as the belly of the cicada, and will also control the behavior of the cicada, so that the cicada becomes a manipulated "zombie cicada", and the fungus will make these "zombie cicadas" mate wildly.
For example, the fungus will make the male cicada frantically stir its wings, which is the main way for the female cicada to attract the opposite sex, so that other male cicadas will rush to try to complete reproduction with it after seeing the courtship signal it sends, and in the process of contact, these cicadas will be infected with fungi, so to speak, this is a very terrifying epidemic virus in the cicada world.
After research, scientists have found that this fungus can produce the hallucinogen psilocybin, which is a class of neurotoxins with neurohallucinogenic effects, containing this toxin Psilocybin Mexican, psilocybin fecal mushroom, etc., together with other related species, are called "sacred mushrooms" or "hallucinatory mushrooms", mainly acting on autonomic nerves, causing nerve excitation, hallucination, severe tachycardia, pupil dilation.
Not long ago, there was an incident of hand-green elves, that is, after a patient accidentally ate the hand-green, he would see a hand-green elf flying in the sky. Anyone who eats the green hand by mistake sees the little people in different colors, but without exception they are all lively and active. The little man in the illusion is properly combined with the real scene.
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