Chapter 014: Witch Yanyan
"Not if you're not careful." Qiu Xiaoyan said coldly.
"Okay, I promise you." I had no choice but to agree.
"As for the third condition, if you violate the first two conditions, then you and all your relatives will not die a good death." Qiu Xiaoyan stretched out three fingers.
"***, this oath is too poisonous to work." I shook my head directly and said, I can swear any poisonous oath by myself, but I am not willing to swear by my relatives.
"If you can't, then you can go out to sleep." Qiu Xiaoyan said coldly.
"Not going out." My head shook like a rattle, and the bed was so soft and so huge that I didn't want to go out.
"Really not going out?" Qiu Xiaoyan's eyes froze.
"Not going out." I continued to shake my head, I had made up my mind not to go out anyway.
"Help, help." At this time, Qiu Xiaoyan suddenly opened her mouth and roared loudly, and while roaring, she was about to run outside, looking at her appearance, she wanted to open the door.
"Hey, what are you doing?" I was startled, jumped up and grabbed Qiu Yanyan's arm, but Qiu Yanyan broke free.
"You can't get out?" Qiu Xiaoyan sneered.
I hung my head, I really didn't want to go out, but if I didn't go out again, what if this woman called again? Now that she is in her home, if she really wants to slander herself, she will not be able to wash herself even if she jumps into the Yellow River.
"Or are you willing to agree to my third condition?" Seeing me hesitant, Qiu Xiaoyan spoke again.
"The third one is too ruthless, what if you take the initiative to touch me?" I said aggrieved.
"Don't worry, I won't take the initiative to touch you, and if I accidentally touch you, it won't be considered as a breach of your promise, so it's okay?" Qiu Xiaoyan smiled and said.
"Okay." After thinking about it for a long time, I finally made up my mind.
"Hehe, that's good." Qiu Xiaoyan smiled at me, then walked towards the door, came to the door of the room, and closed the door directly.
There was a soft knock on the door of the room.
"What are you going to do?" I was taken aback.
"Sleeping, of course?" Qiu Yanyan's face was taken for granted.
"You...... You...... You're sleeping here, too?" I was amazed.
Originally, I thought that Qiu Xiaoyan was afraid that she would go out and do something to her at night so she forced herself to make such a poisonous oath, but who knew that she would have to sleep here.
"Nonsense, this is my bed, where do I sleep here if I don't sleep?" Qiu Xiaoyan gave me an angry look, but instead of walking towards the bed immediately, she walked towards her dresser.
"Aren't you afraid I'll do something to you?" My voice trembled a little, and I vaguely felt as if I had been trapped.
"Hehe, if you are not afraid of your relatives being poisoned, then do something to me." Qiu Xiaoyan said nonchalantly, her body had come to the front of the dresser, took out a box of skin care products, wiped a little on her fingers, and then lifted one leg, stepped on the sofa next to her, and began to reach out and stroke gently.
Such a scene made me feel the urge to spray nosebleeds again.
"Nima's, goblin, she definitely did it on purpose." I really want to rush out and sleep on the sofa, but I feel that this is too much of a nest, which is equivalent to admitting defeat in a change of direction, as a man, how can I admit defeat to a woman?
I grabbed the quilt and covered my head directly, and I decided to ignore it and not look at it.
Seeing that I actually covered my eyes with a quilt, a smug look appeared on the corner of Qiu Yanyan's mouth.
But after a while of physics in the bed, I felt too hot to work, and I had no choice but to get out of my head, and I happened to see a pot of green plants in the corner.
"Hey, what kind of plant is this, so strange."
Qiu Xiaoyan snorted coldly and said with a smile: "This is Penglai Jiao, I don't know this."
Penglai banana is native to Mexico and is mostly introduced and cultivated in various tropical regions for ornamentation
。 In China, Fujian, Guangdong, Guangxi and Yunnan are cultivated in open fields, and Beijing and Hubei are mostly planted in greenhouses. Penglai banana leaves have a peculiar shape, cracked holes, and are very similar to the back of a turtle. The stem nodes are thick and resemble Luohan bamboo, dark brown aerial roots, criss-crossing and alternating, and shaped like electric wires. Its leaves are perennially green, the stems are stout, there are large crescent-shaped leaf marks on the nodes, there are cord-like fleshy aerial roots, extremely shade-tolerant, and it is a large-scale indoor potted foliage plant.
"Penglai bananas? It's the first time I've heard of this, is this something edible?" I wondered.
"Yes, but it's not mature yet." Qiu Yanyan returned to the road.
"Oh, that's a shame."
"There's nothing to worry about, when it's ripe, you'll have to be careful."
I was stunned and puzzled, "What do you mean?"
Qiu Xiaoyan said, "Do you know why I put Penglai bananas in my room?"
"Because it's pretty." I said without thinking.
Qiu Xiaoyan shook her head and said, "Because I'm like it, when I'm immature, I want to eat but can't eat it, and when I'm ripe, I'm afraid of poisoning people to death, hey......
Penglai bananas are delicious, but they must wait until they are fully ripe before they can be eaten, and the ripe Penglai bananas taste sweet and sweet, and the aroma smells a little like pineapples and some like bananas. At the same time, it should be noted that Penglai bananas will have some toxicity if they are not ripe, and they are very irritating to eat, which can burn the mouth and tongue. Penglai banana can also be used to make vegetables, usually people will make it into desserts, or drink it after making soup, it is very nutritious.
With Qiu Yanyan's sigh, I seemed to understand her heart.
In fact, this Penglai banana is the monstera bamboo seen every day, and the fruit is called bromeliad banana because it has both a banana shape and a pineapple skin. In addition, it has the sourness of pineapple and the sweetness of banana. In some places, it is also called Penglai banana, which is one foot long, covered with a scaly hard shell, and the fruit will ripen after 18 months of flowering, and its appearance will turn from green to yellow. Peeling off the green shell, you can see the flesh of a banana, and a strong aroma of pineapple will come to your nose, and the fruit can be eaten directly but also used in cooking, and in Mexico, where it originates, residents call it "a beautiful fruit given by the gods".
Although the taste of pineapple banana is very good, you must be careful of the poisonous juice of monstera when picking, and the fruit is strong irritating when it is not ripe, so it cannot be eaten; In addition, you can only eat the pulp and not the core inside, because the core has an "anesthetic" effect and will numb the whole tongue.
Pineapple bananas look strange in shape, but the taste is still very good, if you eat too much and the body is more sensitive, it will even make the mouth numb. This is not the same as eating too much pineapple, the proteolytic enzyme in pineapple affects the protein in the muscles in the mouth, resulting in an astringent and even tongue-biting sensation.
"Can we give it a try?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I said no, I just can't."
"Forehead ......"
I don't know how long, Qiu Xiaoyan seemed to be tired, looked up at me, and threw an apologetic look at me.
"Lin Kun." At this time, Qiu Yanyan's voice came to her ears again.
"What?" I replied angrily.
"I'm sorry." I thought Qiu Xiaoyan was going to tease me again, but who knew that she said such a sentence, which made me wonder for a while, "I'm sorry? Say you're sorry and do what?"
"Give me a moment." However, before I could digest the previous sentence, Qiu Yanyan's mouth had once again come from my mouth with words that made me inexplicable.
"What do you mean?"
"I already have someone in my heart, but he will never come back."
"Huh?"
"Before you appeared, I thought there was no one in the world who could replace him in my heart."
"You mean to say that this person is me?"
"I also want to find someone to accompany me, even if it's just a replacement."
"But I don't want to be a replacement."
Qiu Xiaoyan sighed and said:
"I know, that's why I ......"
"What?"
"So be it!"
This night, I slept very unsteadily, and Qiu Xiaoyan's inexplicable words made me even more confused, as for Qiu Xiaoyan next to me, it seemed that she was completely asleep, and she didn't say a word more for a night.