"Okay, Charlemagne, stay and don't run around, we'll be back at once."

"I know, uncle, by the way, let's go buy something for my mother, needlework, bags."

"I'll take you around later, and I'll leave tomorrow."

On this day, Charlemagne visited a lot of places, and he wondered where these people came from?

In West Iceland, there are really very few people, and even fewer children of the same age.

He asked his uncle, who always said he was from the south.

My father was also in the south, but my father was no longer there...... So I have to take good care of my mother.

Since he was a child, Charlemagne has lived with his mother, and all his knowledge comes from his mother.

When he was only two years old, he remembered the names and history of his family elders.

Battle of the Five Princes, Great Bavaria, Vikings...... This is the history of the mother's elders.

My mother didn't know all about my father's history, and my mother rarely mentioned it after she learned that her father had died in battle.

Whenever he asked secretly, his mother always wept, and Charlemagne didn't dare to ask anymore.

At the age of four or five, he was precocious, and his mind was not much different from that of a ten-year-old child

On that day he bought a lot of small gifts to take back to his Icelandic friends, as well as sweets.

He stayed in a large hotel for outsiders, and he could also dine with everyone below.

That night, he went downstairs with Uncle Upp.

There's a Scottish poet who is telling a story about the story of Ragnarok in exchange for food.

"The Great God ...... Odin"

It's this kind of story again, and the locals are tired of hearing it, and they can even help the poet to continue it.

After that, what else did Odin fight with Thor, Hydra, Valkyrie, etc.

The innkeeper even said, "Something else, you can open meat." ”

As soon as these words came out, the hall burst into laughter.

The Icelanders are a mix of Vikings and northerners.

For God and Odin, although respectful, but not fanatical, can make some small jokes.

Many people have both faiths.

Heroic rumors are something that is not lacking in every era. The poet thought about it and told the story of Byzantium.

Now everyone is up.

At the moment, West Iceland is led by Poxen, and East Iceland is Anasson.

Poxon was a believer in the Illuminati, while Anazon had a soft spot for Vikings from Norway.

But both East and West Iceland are very popular for Byzantium.

In East and West Iceland, in addition to the main leaders, there were also a number of minor leaders (chiefs), which formed the parliamentary chamber, and there was both slave and enlightened collegiality in one place.

During this period, they would import furs from the Danish islands, grain and clothing from the north, and from Byzantium, large quantities of gold and silverware, wine, jewelry, carpets, statues, and crystal products.

The two places were so far apart, and the reason for this was also due to the Vikings, who went to Kingburg to loot and then transferred the goods back to Northern Europe, and some of them were imported into Iceland.

The Vikings are very knowledgeable, and they don't rob useless, unsightly slaves.

Some Byzantine nobles, scholars, poets, and beauties should be taken back as slaves.

With their beautiful nicknames and learning, these people eventually died of old age in Iceland, but they left behind a lot of deeds and culture about Eastern Rome.

Almost everyone knows that the royal family of Byzantium was given the surname Komnenos, and the emperor lived in the Grand Palace (Holy Palace).

The lord of East Iceland, Anasson's father, visited the Grand Palace.

He met the giant of the time, Aschuclay, and was given a knight's sword and pennant.

These two things are still in the treasury of Anasson.

The poet begins to talk about the Battle of Tongxia.

This poet was not actually a professionally trained bard, but he was eloquent and not stage frightened, and a sailor in the northern port of Scotland, who was guilty of stealing and had no skills, went into hiding in Iceland in order to avoid being beheaded.

Cough......

"In the distant southeastern land, there is such a hero, whose power spans the three seas, with more than 5,000 knights and more than 200,000 soldiers, he is the Aegean giant......

I can't tell how many times this is, Charlemagne heard Ashucle's name, and he suddenly clenched his small fist.

Strictly speaking, the giant is his own father-killing enemy?

One day half a year ago, Uncle Upp and his wife learned that a naval battle in the south had taken place in the waters of Italy some time ago.

It was called the Battle of Tongxia, where a large number of nobles were killed......

"This His Royal Highness Aschucle, the ability to lift a thousand pounds, just like the god of war in Valhalla, he led the warriors like wolves and tigers, ready to take Italy, at that time, the knights of the Peninsula who shouted their names all participated in the battle, and the two sides had an earth-shattering naval battle in the fjord, that picture, do you know how tragic it is?"

"I know that there was so much blood from the corpse that it took a whole month for the water to clear up after it flowed into the sea."

Some people have only heard a few words, and now they also pricked up their ears to listen.

Upp looked at little Arri and patted him on the shoulder, "It's all over, and the giant is dead, isn't it?"

What Upu heard was that the peninsula had fallen, and countless nobles had died in battle.

But they didn't know that this was a false rumor, the Nordic people did not know about this incident, and Bran later praised Chai as the real commander who killed the giant in order to curry favor with Chai Su, and exaggerated the number of people in the war.

Iceland and the Mediterranean Sea have been back and forth for at least half a year, and the information has been mistransmitted, and no one has verified it, and now they all think that in the battle of the giants, they died of illness, and Sehir became the successor, and eliminated countless Italian knights.

Bran's name, misreported, was also on the list.

Today, Byzantium is still a powerful presence in Iceland.

The psalmist continues, "Although the giants were brave, the enemies were also very good, and among them the nobles from Africa, His Highness Chaisu, the god of God, sent the priests to hold a great prayer in order to resist these Byzantine sailors, and for seven days the altars of the whole city of Rome were full of burning smoke.

Finally, God appeared and gave a divine parable, and during the battle of Tongxia, a huge wind and turbulence blew up, and the giant's ship was torn apart, and the thunder snakes that fell from the sky were each nine stories long!"

The poet was an orthodox Scotsman, and he had a good impression of the Illuminati in his heart.

At this moment, between the words, speak of the greatness and wonder of light.

He attributed his escape to Iceland without being captured by the soldiers as a blessing from God.

A bunch of guests than fingers, lightning on nine floors? How tall is that?

Although Upp persuaded him, Charlemagne was still very angry, and suddenly shouted to the poet, "Nine hundred times longer than the thing in his pants!"

When the crowd saw a child say such a sassy thing, they burst into laughter.

The poet originally returned, but when he saw that it was a child, and there were four big men beside him, he could only hold back his words for a while.

Icelanders have little manners, and although his mother has been educating little Ali for a long time, it is easy for him to learn from them when he plays with uneducated children.

Upp was amused by this, but put his finger to his mouth and made a gesture to shut up.

The poet snorted and continued, "The Romans borrowed the east wind, but the Byzantine side used a very terrible weapon of fire, and in the middle of the battle, nine fire dragons (Greek fire) emerged, each of which had a ......."

"Is every dragon nine hundred times as long as your pants?"

"Hahaha."

This time, it was replaced by Viking travelers mocking the poet, and the scene was full of laughter.

The poet who originally wanted to describe the Great War of the Ages was fooled like this and looked at the boss.

But this state is the best for the boss, and he didn't stop it.

The poet thought of the hot porridge and the free bedboard, and then continued.

Before speaking, he glanced at Xiao Ali, who straightened his chest and looked straight at him, not afraid at all.

The poet looked at the laughing guest who had just laughed at himself, and suddenly said, "That's right, there are 900 times the length of Lao Tzu, and there are also 9,000 times the length of Your Excellency." ”

"Fart, I'm going to compare with you!"

As soon as the Viking finished speaking, he immediately took off his pants.

The uneducated commoners of the Middle Ages, the people had no etiquette, as long as they did not violate the laws of the lord, they could do anything that seemed out of the ordinary in later generations, and they were accustomed to it.

Boos or clapping were heard in the hotel.

A Viking maid who was serving food walked over and said, "Put away that little thing, I thought it was a black needle if I didn't pay attention." ”

"Hahaha."

Another loud laugh.

"And you look at me?" Someone else wanted to learn from this Viking, but the maid didn't look at it, and said with the back of her head,

"Cut it, all of them are so short, it's useless to keep them."

She brought the dish to Upp and said, "This kid is so cute, your kid?"

"It's a friend of mine," Upp nodded in gratitude.

The maid looked at Upu twice, she had been saved by Upu and had a good impression of Upu.

Then the maid will return to the back kitchen and continue to kill the pigs.

Someone tried to stop her, but was shocked by the spiked weapon that suddenly appeared in her arms.

It is a shiny shiny dagger.

"If you dare to mess around again, the old lady will chop you up!"

When the maid returned to the back room, a traveler said, "She's a wolf girl, you idiot." ”

"The Danish Vikings, the wolf girl Bingra who was put in a wolf prison by the enemy and finally killed three evil wolves and escaped!"

This Viking woman was originally captured by Upu during the war.

Later, when she was exiled to Iceland, Urp let the woman go, but Bingra suddenly refused to go back to Denmark and became a murder weapon, so she stayed in Iceland alone.

She can do a man's job, she has a loud voice and is fierce, and no one dares to mess with her.

In addition, there is a small Viking leader in East Iceland, in terms of relationships, she is still a member of her clan, and after climbing the relationship, no one dares to trouble herself.

Therefore, the notorious Ice Girl stayed here to do chores.

Upu watched the Ice Girl go back, and his heart was a little touched.

Xiao Ali suddenly said, "Uncle, are you thinking about that sister?"

Upu didn't say yes, nor did he say no, "We're going back sooner or later, and we're not all the way." “

"Is it bad to stay in Iceland? My friends are here. “

"The friends you should make are peers who are wearing silk, holding quills, and riding horses on the pasture."

Little Arrie has never ridden a horse, Iceland has horses, but it is a very hardy horse with a fierce personality.

When he heard that he could ride a horse, he immediately said, "Okay, I'm going to ride ......."

By this time the poet had already taken the story on and moved on to other places.

On this night, Xiao Ah dreamed of the poet's story.

"God descends to earth, Voice of Christ, what is so great, I also dreamed of Valhalla...... Father, one day I will help you get revenge, and I will take my friends to defeat these people who have hurt you. “

Little Arry heard that if he went to Valhalla, a Viking holy land, and was baptized as a berserker, he would be able to obtain the power of the main god Odin, so that he could help his father take revenge.

I'm still too weak now.

So grow up quickly and take care of your mother at the same time.

That night, Charlemagne was in a coma, chanting words, and Upu on the side listened carefully.

"Odin give me strength, wretched enemy, and receive my excommunication......"

"This kid, listening to the poet's nonsense, is talking in his dreams."