38. Ass flowers

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, Yang Xian Zhou Tang Che accompanied Lu Zizi to the nursing home, and sent pastries that were easy to digest and absorb to the elderly there.

After returning home, he had a whim, especially wanted to cook a few dishes, not because he thought he was good at cooking, but because he just wanted to do this, he always felt that he was used to eating Yang Xian's food, and he should also give feedback.

Originally, I was just thinking about going to the restaurant to rub it off, but I just felt that I had to cook a few dishes myself, and on such a day, it seemed extraordinarily sincere.

Zhou Cheng was not straight or angry in front of Yang Xian, and Mao Sui recommended himself, "Sister Xian, I'll cook today!" ”

Yang Xian glanced around from top to bottom and from bottom to top, her eyes were full of disdain, she was unabashedly categorical, "Forget it, don't waste the food I bought, the current food is quite expensive." And today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and the price of vegetables has risen. ”

Seeing that he was disgusted, he was unwilling, he pouted, and said coquettishly, "Sister Xian, give me a chance!" ”

Yang Xian thought about it, she had a cold face, and still refused very elegantly, "Who knows that Chinese food is hard work!" Don't waste the food, Officer Zhou! ”

Inspirational everywhere will be shameless to the end. His eyes widened wider and rounder, he was really an innocent and lovely invincible beautiful boy, he relied on his own posture and intercepted it directly in front of Yang Xian, wanting to prevent her from going to the living room to watch TV, and gently shook Yang Xian's arm, "Sister Xian, give it a chance!" ”

Yang Xian's disgusting hair all over his body, he directly shook off Zhou's hand, and couldn't wait for a mountain to overwhelm him, and directly pushed him thousands of miles away, saving him from blocking the road and getting his eyes in the way, "Don't block me, this trick is useless, get out of the way!" You usually act as monsters and like to make some dark dishes, so I will turn a blind eye. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and I want to have a good meal. ”

As soon as Yang Xian was thrown away, Zhou grabbed her arm with his backhand, and continued to mess around, "Sister Xian, give me a chance!" ”

Yang Xian couldn't get rid of it this time, so she could only move around to the living room with her arms tied, and she didn't bother to talk to him, so she might as well watch TV first, and wait for the time to cook, "Isn't it good to eat ready-made?" The food I cook, although not delicious, is at least okay, and how many people don't cook as well as me. Like you, your last salt and pepper ...... The charred pork ribs left a deep impression on me and made me unforgettable for the rest of my life. ”

Zhou didn't let her go, she had to agree, "Sister Xian, I don't think you're working too hard, then I'll make the best tomato scrambled eggs to ensure that there will be no moths." ”

Yang Xian still cruelly refused, "Don't stop me, you are trying to take advantage of me!" Also, Sister Xian, I want to eat meat today, I don't want to eat tomato scrambled eggs. ”

The two pulled and pushed back and forth, Yang Xian stumbled and hit the locker at the door, and the photo of Yang Xian and Yang Mu on the cabinet was suddenly damaged.

With a clang, it fell to pieces.

It was too late, and Zhou Chu only grabbed Yang Xian and didn't let her hit the sharp corner of the cabinet, and the photo frame was definitely ineffective.

The surroundings were shocked, and the soft and glutinous coquettish instantly turned into an exclamation, "Sister Xian~ Oh, Sister Xian be careful." ”

This frame has been comminuted and broken, and the best thing to do is to send it to the trash.

Yang Xian stood firm, just shook his head and regretted, "Look at it, it's self-defeating!" ”

After confirming that Yang Xian was fine, Zhou hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

When it came to dinner, Yang Mu finally came back, and he has always been secretive recently. I don't know where he got back a dozen zongzi, as soon as he entered the door, he threw the zongzi on the small sofa, he knew that he must be nesting there everywhere, thinking of taking the opportunity to take revenge, but there was no reaction when he threw it over.

Yang Xian, who was setting up the dishes and chopsticks, stared at him intently after seeing him throwing things indiscriminately, and his fiery little temper exploded instantly, "Itchy, I'll be a demon when I come back!" ”

really didn't pick up the sesame seeds and lost the watermelon, Yang Mu had no choice but to lose a smile, with a flattering face, "Hehehe, I don't dare." I'll pick it up right away. ”

You can't get angry when you eat, which will affect your digestion. Yang Xian was silent and quietly looked at Yang Mu as a demon.

Yang Mu squinted, smiled and carefully presented the picked up zongzi to Yang Xian's hand, only then did he see that Zhou was cooking, and he took back the zongzi in Yang Xian's hand, originally he didn't like to eat zongzi, but now it seems that thanks to them, he couldn't help but be secretly glad and said happily, "Fortunately, I have zongzi, so I don't have to eat the dark food he made." ”

Yang Xian glanced back at the surroundings, the man who cooked was really handsome, she was inexplicably happy, "I look good, he said that his best thing is tomato scrambled eggs, he has to do it." ”

Yang Mu nodded, somewhat agreeing, "Oh~ That's good, there is no doubt that his tomato scrambled eggs are still edible." ”

Yang Xian rolled his eyes, he really looked at Yang Mu a little unpleasantly, other people's children always looked exceptionally good, "No matter what the taste is, at least people are still willing to do it, unlike you, you don't know that there is a home until you have a meal." ”

How can Yang Mu answer well? He has been busy with Qin Yue in the past few days, and he is already about to enter the enemy's interior. Soon he could explain to Zhou what kind of person Jiang Tao was.

Yang Mu still smiled softly, took the small box in his other hand and shook it in front of Yang Xian, "Don't always criticize me like this, I bought you a gift, guess what?" ”

Yang Xian didn't bother to guess, so he shook his head directly, "I don't know, I don't want to guess." ”

Yang Mu could only put the small box on the locker, but it felt wrong, a little strange, he squinted and thought for a while, patted the locker and said, "Photos!" Where did our photo go? ”

Zhou was holding his masterpiece to the dining table, puffing out his cheeks in shame when he heard it, and was about to take the initiative to admit his mistake to Yang Mu.

Yang Xian held his head high, full of momentum, and was extremely arrogant, "I accidentally fell, what's wrong!" ”

He opened his mouth and didn't speak, so he could only be silent.

Yang Mu shrugged his shoulders and grinned awkwardly. She broke the photo frame, but how could she be so domineering? Women are really unreasonable.

Yang Xian knew that she was at a loss, she pointed to the box on the locker, and shouted, "What are you doing?" Do you want me to apologize to you? What the hell is this, open it up and show me. ”

Yang Mu closed his eyes, frightened, and hurriedly opened the box, he swallowed his saliva and cleared his throat, and said gently, "They have a common name, called meaty, just like us, called people." We have names, and they have their own names. ”

Yang Xian took a closer look, what was this, like a mung bean, "Well, then, continue." ”

Yang Mu saw that his sister seemed to like it a little, he also smiled relaxed, and deliberately sold it, "How boring it is to say it directly!" What do you think it looks like? ”

Yang Xian blinked, "Hips." ”

Yang Mu was speechless and patted his forehead, "Ouch, my eldest sister is big, why are you talking so professionally, this is an ass, an ass!" And it will bloom too! ”

Yang Xian sneered and laughed after hearing this, "Ass blossoms, is it as bad as you?" ”

Yang Mu was so angry that he stomped his feet, "Oops! Sister, why is your brain so big? ”

Yang Xian thought so, and even called Zhou Shi to come over and watch, "Isn't it!" Zhou, come and see, is this ass very similar to Yang Mu's ass? ”

Just hearing Yang Xian call his name, Zhou Zhi instantly forgot the embarrassment, and shook his fart, he looked at this strange little plant, covered his mouth and smiled, "How do you feel a little familiar!" This, a bit like the ass of the crayon Shin-chan. ”

Hearing Zhou describe the greenery he bought, the war between the two little kids was about to break out, which was boring and boring.

Yang Xian always couldn't understand why two men were fighting like this?

Yang Mu explained very seriously, "How much you want to quarrel with me, how much I want to fight with him, this is how the friendship between men is established." It's not like you women, who are tired of whispering together all day long. ”

Yang Xian also agreed with this way of communication between them, but it was boring, but it was actually quite interesting.

At this time, the soup in the pot should be ready, and Yang Xian hurriedly went over to turn off the heat.

But the two little rabbit cubs, fighting, actually hit the kitchen, I don't know whose hand it was, and actually slapped Yang Xian's ass through the scuffle.

Yang Xian was shocked, he didn't dare to move too much, he could only take care of the soup in the pot first, it would be terrible if it was hot, "Oops! Who's hitting me? ”

The naughty play of the two little rabbit cubs was destroyed by the third party because they inadvertently hurt the third party.