64. Taoism

There was a loud bang, Miss Yang had already returned home, this sound was earth-shattering, the earth was shaking, and the door was about to fall apart.

He was so frightened that he was trembling, he subconsciously frowned, for fear that he would be burned, and quickly put down his feet on the coffee table, pushed the water cup on the edge of the coffee table inside, threw the watermelon rind he ate into the trash, wiped the coffee table clean, and pretended that nothing had happened, welcoming the eldest sister home.

Before the person approached, the strange smell of wine and meat mixed with the smell of sweat on Yang Xian's body had already drifted to the nasal cavity around him, he covered his nose and fanned it, very disgusted, "Sister Xian, what kind of smell is on your body, it seems to have fallen into a rancid swill bucket." ”

Yang Xian threw off the bag and sniffed herself, this was just a breath, the stench had already invaded the sense of smell, it was really stinky, she was disgusted and wanted to vomit, "Is it?" Really, dusk! ”

This woman didn't care about her image at all, and she smelled so seriously everywhere, quite empathetic, as if he himself had already smelled the strong rancid smell, and almost wanted to gag, "Oh, Sister Xian, don't be like this, you better go take a bath first, it's really stinky, I'm about to vomit." ”

Yang Xian's small eyes glanced at him, and he directly scared the surroundings into not daring to be more verbose. Then she began to explain to herself in a rambling manner, "Hmph, you don't know, I walked back, step by step, fortunately I didn't wear high heels today, so I walked for nearly an hour, this hot day, of course, stinks." ”

Zhou Shi shrugged his shoulders, this woman, as long as she talked about her, she was sure that Barabala's rebuttals were a bunch of them, and she was already surprised, rather than fighting with her, it was better to follow her, and her ears could be clean, "That's the case, then it's no wonder, but why don't you call me to pick you up." ”

Yang Xian trembled, now that she thinks about it, she is still afraid, that motorcycle is not a fun thing, she doesn't want to come a second time, she still has to take care of her life, "Thank you in advance, your motorcycle is too expensive, I can't sit on it." ”

Wandering around, my heart is happy, it's rare that this eldest sister still has something to fear, "Then why don't you fight back?" ”

Yang Xian drank three glasses of water, and then he was a little relieved, and gave Zhou Chu a sentence with a smile, "I'm thinking about you." ”

Zhou Chu didn't understand the intention, and said with a shy face, "You can beat it, and it's not my money anyway." ”

Yang Xian didn't want to say too much, so he reminded Zhou in a concise manner, "The fire at the city gate affected the pond fish." Do you know what that means? ”

Zhou Chu thought of the sound of opening the door that made him frightened, coupled with her face that didn't look very happy, after Yang Xian's friendly prompt, now she finally got her senses, "Thank you Sister Xian for not killing, but I didn't think about it." ”

Yang Xian glanced at him obliquely, and the kind reminder was hard-won and needed to be cherished. But she is not a psychotic and a female devil, and she will not lose her temper with others for no reason, so she still asked in a good voice, "Small! What's for dinner? ”

The dinner around him was a bowl of spicy wontons, and even now his throat still hurts, he squinted and smiled, and he was really embarrassed to say, "What about you?" It looks like I've gone to a big meal. ”

Yang Xian paused for five seconds, but still nodded insistically, "That's a decent meal, and it's a Hongmen banquet." ”

As long as you don't mention the failed dinner you made, you can talk about anything, especially to see Yang Xian's liveliness, Zhou is my favorite, "Yo, who invited you to eat, let's invite it truthfully." ”

Yang Xian wasn't quite sure if Zhou Chu would feel ridiculous, but she didn't bother to lie, so tell the truth, "Zhang Xiangyue!" ”

Zhou Chu couldn't help but shrink his neck, he had met with this mayor's assistant a few times, he had the impression that this should be a decent gentleman, but he was also an unmarried decent gentleman, Zhou Chu seemed to guess, and there was some ridicule between the words, "Yo Yo Yo, it seems that he has taken a fancy to you!" ”

Yang Xian even sympathized with Zhou Chu, this boy looked a little stupid, "I know, I'm not stupid!" ”

Pinching his nose around, he came to Yang Xian's side, and looked at Yang Xian's face carefully, this eldest sister was a little vain, "Men's courtesy, women's vanity, I think you seem to be quite happy." ”

Yang Xian doesn't pretend at all, she has always been upright, she never hides her work, and she is not stingy in praising people who look good, "What about him, in fact, he is quite good, and he is not disgusted when I meet for the first time, he is tall and good-looking, and he looks personable and dignified, but he has a somewhat official tone, which makes me not very adaptable." ”

Zhou grabbed the key, covering his mouth and pinching his nose, he could see his ill intentions, "Tough? This...... You know it all. ”

Yang Xian instantly saw through it, and she swore solemnly, "Are you here for real?" Don't push me, when I start joking, you're the one who blushes and is ashamed! ”

Zhou Chu really believes that the Yang Xian he knows is a fearless heroine. He could only nod and blink, putting on his smiling face, "Sister Xian, I was wrong." Or is it because you are glamorous and radiant, this will have Zhang Zhu's heart. ”

Yang Xian was already fluttering by this praise, forgetting how many catties and taels he had, and his speech was even more floating, "Uh-huh, blame me for being too fascinating!" ”

This head-scratching gesture only made Zhou feel nondescript, what kind of freak is this, turning his face faster than turning a book. can only pour a basin of cold water on it, so that she can sober up, "Come on, you, these are all rotten peach blossoms that are not worth mentioning, Sister Xian, you still don't want to continue to be weird, hurry up and take a bath first, this house is smelly of you." ”

It's time to let the surroundings see her Taoism, Yang Xian deliberately softened his voice and said coquettishly, "Oops! You actually smell like people's houses, it's so annoying! ”

The scalp around instantly tingled, goosebumps rose all over his body, he really couldn't resist Yang Xian's little tricks, he had to stop the loss in time, and hurriedly begged for mercy, "Sister Xian, I really already know that I was wrong." ”

Yang Xian tilted her head and smiled evilly, she didn't want to spare him so easily, she still pretended to be aggrieved and pouted, "Hmph, I don't want it, people are so sad." ”

Zhou was already helpless, he really blamed himself for being cheap, and he actually provoked this female devil, "Sister Xian, don't you be like this, okay?" I'm so scared! …… For the sake of the face of me having dinner with you yesterday, you don't remember the villain, and leave me a way out. ”

Yang Xian squinted and shook her head, she hadn't taken advantage of it yet, and she didn't have enough fun.

Zhou was approached by her step by step, and he had already raised his hand to surrender, "Brother, big brother, you can spare the little brother!" ”

Yang Xian felt that he had taken advantage of it, and said, "Okay! Penis! ”