Chapter 32: The Idiot (3000 words for encouragement, for collection)
[After the victory, 'JOJO Stand' is completed, and you will get a chance to win a lottery.] 】
Lottery?
Didn't you say to give attribute points?
This system is not reliable.
Before Jost could take a closer look, the surrounding police were attracted by the screams.
The scream was so loud that everyone in the concert hall heard it.
"Is this a eunuch singer who has been beaten?"
Andrei heard this scream like a chicken, and thought about it very seriously.
Klaus slowly recovered, but he found that his sense of musicality had been lost and had not returned.
That E Country Golden Retriever!
He hurried backstage to find the stand-in messenger himself.
If you want to remove this ability, you must solve the problem yourself.
When he ran out, he was surrounded by a crowd of policemen with guns pointing at him.
The golden retriever lay on the ground and fainted.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way."
He and Spa pushed through the crowd and walked in front of Jost.
"Don't move!" The policeman pointed a gun at Klaus and said.
Klaus calmed down a little and said, "Hello, he's my brother, I want to ask why you arrested him?" ”
Without anyone noticing, a paper airplane was quietly stuffed into the policeman's pocket.
The policeman pretended not to see it and said, "Deliberately fighting and injuring people, you see that the injured person is still lying there." ”
Then Klaus said: "I think it's a misunderstanding, it's a duel. ”
"Gan, I have to call my father over quickly." Andrei was also very anxious.
Spa was two heads taller than the policeman, and his body was three policemen combined, and he looked down at the policeman and said, "I don't think there is anything wrong with the two men, this is a symbol of bravery, and the honor of a gentleman is maintained." ”
The loud and deep voice was heard in the ears of several policemen, and the policemen couldn't help but be affected by the oppressive feeling generated by this height and body type, and took a few steps back.
At this time, Olympia walked up to the Golden Retriever and took out a gun from under the Golden Retriever: "You see, this is his gun. ”
Because the golden retriever covered his crotch with both hands and pressed his body, no one opened it to check.
"It was a duel, and I think my friend Klaus was the winner, and no one died because of it."
She turned the Golden Retriever over, and the Golden Retriever groaned in pain unconsciously.
The people around saw that at this time, the golden retriever covered his crotch with both hands, and his white pants were blurred from the middle to the outside.
The men around him couldn't help but gasp, and at the same time covered themselves, as if they were being hit.
"Duel, that little man actually won, good."
"On what basis should he punish the winner of the duel?"
"Duel is a man's means of defending his dignity."
The crowd spoke one after another, and several young nobles became even more arrogant, standing on high places and shouting: "You are not allowed to insult the victors who defend their glory in brave duels." ”
At this time, the wind of duel was prevalent in Mo City, and even the police felt that it was very reasonable, and the wind of duel was even more prevalent in the army.
The policeman then said: "Then I think it should be a duel, but I have to ask a few people to go to the police station to register, there are no casualties, but I think I still have to face some triggers." ”
He whispered in Klaus's ear, "A symbolic stay for two days is enough, you know, and we can't explain it." ”
Tsar Ivan 14 did not like duels and even issued a decree prohibiting officers from dueling, otherwise they would face some penalties, and in very serious cases, they would even be exiled to Siberia. It was a very cruel punishment, the frozen soil that was covered with a cold winter for half of the year, cold, lacking food, and desolate.
Even so, but basically everyone was in disobedience, and it seemed that everyone, except for His Majesty the Tsar, believed that the duel was just, justified, and an indispensable means for a gentleman to defend his glory.
And the victor is protected by the gods.
What's more, you can't even refuse, and once you refuse, you're basically declaring a social death.
Jost had always thought it was a very stupid custom, and he did not despise the so-called gentleman-knight culture at all, but that did not prevent him from now being treated favorably for winning duels.
"Here's a little radish head, let's take a look."
"Hahaha, what are you doing here, kid? The aristocratic lord is looking for a scapegoat? I don't have to look for children. ”
"This group of people is really open-mouthed and dare to say anything." Even the surrounding police didn't notice that a person was following in.
"Hey, what did you do?" One of the bald heads asked Jost.
Before it was Jost's turn to speak, the prison guard said it for Jost, and there was a bit of a proud tone: "He duel in the street and won." On the other side is an E country softie, and when I saw someone saying that E country guy, I was shot by this little brother. ”
"Hahaha."
The prisoners burst into laughter.
"Good little brother, this is our Slav! A real Slav! ”
"Well played!"
"Hurry up and let this little brother go, you are blasphemy."
The prison guards seemed to be familiar with these prisoners: "I guess I mean to stay for a few days, and the boss should release him in two days." ”
"That's pretty much it."
This is how Jost's first prison life began.
Then the prison guards left.
Jost looked at Andre standing outside the door, a little unsure of what to say.
There is something evil about this man's abilities!
It seems that no one else can find him except himself.
At this time, Andre took out a bottle of wine from somewhere, handed it to Jost, and said.
Jost: ???
Why are you so skilled!
"Don't be nervous, this is my dad's territory, and the boss he just said is my dad."
"I grew up here."
"I thought I'd be sent to another police station, but Klaus said a few words to the officer and you were sent here."
"But it doesn't matter if it's sent to other police stations, I want my dad to have a drink, and you should still be exchanged, but maybe there is some scum in those prisons, you know."
"I think they're all pretty good." Jost has a good sense of the prisoners.
"That's because it's all about people who say the wrong thing and do the wrong thing, offending the idiot tsar and those pig-like aristocrats, you know. None of them are inherently evil. Even I think they do a lot of things beautifully. ”
Jost was silent.
I thought that Andrei's ability could make him completely unstoppable, so there were basically no "rules" on his lips.
Anyway, this information is basically in the left ear and out of the right ear for others, and it will basically be ignored by the brain. Even if you don't ignore it, you won't stay long.
Others won't be able to produce the 'amnesia' I'm just going to do after a while.
Jost took a sip and was so spicy that he couldn't do it.
Then he handed it to his brother next to him through the crack in the bar.
One person drank happily in one sip.
Soon Jost was on a page with everyone.
On the other side, Edward wakes up in the hospital.
He was making a fuss like madness, already hysterical.
"My..."
"My..."
"I'm going to kill you."
"I'm going to rob you..."
"That's right! Rob... Your... I have it. Hahaha. ”
"Rob..."
"You guys"
In an instant, he subconsciously and viciously released his ability to the side, and the person on the opposite hospital bed was holding a piece of paper and drawing something.
The people around him have run away, and he is still painting there, looking like an idiot and a fool.
Then start with your intellectual deprivation, he thought viciously, and see how much your intelligence can contribute to me, whether it is 1 or 2 or 5.
"Chebyshev, let's go, there's a madman here." His classmates helped Chebyshev up, who was thinking about a math problem.
Only then did Chebyshev realize that the surroundings had been smashed into a mess by the people in the hospital bed next to him.
He was too involved just now, and he felt that he was about to solve this problem, but it seemed that there was a wall in front of him, just a little bit, and then he entered into contemplation again, while being helped out by his classmates.
At this time, Edward's mind was in his mind.
An approximate solution of an equation based on the series expansion of the inverse function???
Taylor series convergence ???
An integral method for binomial differentiations???
At the last moment, Edward finally calmed down, and he seemed to realize something.
"No!! I hate geniuses!! Give me death!! ”
After a while, his eyes became glazed, he lost all his intellect, he became a complete idiot, and he stopped thinking.
Corridor outside the ward.
Chebyshev, who was helped away by his classmates because he had broken his leg, suddenly shouted: "I thought of it!" ”
His heart was beating very fast at this time, and he grabbed the classmate next to him and said very excitedly: "So it's so simple. ”
His classmate said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you take it easy, your leg is still hurting." ”
This friend of his, who is good at everything, is just too obsessed with mathematics.
......
At this moment, when I was in Crowston, I felt my music returning.
He was going to deal with it in the evening, he already knew the ward number, he didn't know what was going on, but it was a good thing.
On the other side, the Frenchman, who was getting drunk in a bar, suddenly unconsciously hummed the melody of Beethoven's fate.
Then he drank a full cup and said with a wry smile: "Goodbye Beethoven." ”
Two of his friends suddenly realized: "You were humming Beethoven just now!" Do you know? You're just humming Beethoven! ”
"You're recovered!"
"I'm recovered?"
"Yes, you're recovered!"
"Yes, I'm restored!"
He carefully recalled all the music he had heard, and had never been so greedy for and cherished music, and wanted to quickly recall all the notes he had heard, and he wanted to hold it in his arms with all his might.
Tears flowed straight out at this moment.
On the side, the owner of the bar said half pleased, half proud: "Look at what I said, in our place, wine is the most effective elixir, curing all diseases." ”
This F countryman is crying, laughing, drinking and singing.
Then he picked up a whole bottle and jumped on the table and announced loudly: "Everyone drink freely today, I have a treat, for art, for music, for the almighty vodka!" ”
“УРА!!!”
"Ula !!"