78. Get carried away
Early in the morning, Zhou had already made several cups of tea for himself, as long as Yang Xian had it at home, he had a cup of everything, not for anything else, just to savor the difference between these teas.
Yang Mu kindly reminded, "Hey, don't drink tea on an empty stomach, you will get drunk if you drink so much tea." ”
It was the first time I heard such a statement, and I didn't take it seriously, "Will you get drunk when you drink tea?" ”
Yang Mu knew that he didn't believe it, so he continued, "What do you think, you big fool, don't drink it." ”
Zhou Chu thought to himself, what else can he do with these few cups of tea, "It's all brewed, let's drink it, I brewed so much, and I poured it like this, it's really a waste." ”
Yang Mu walked to the sofa and emphasized again, "It's true, even if you don't believe that you will get drunk when you drink tea, but at least drinking so much tea early in the morning, it will hurt your stomach." Tea, anyway, what my sister has is that when the time comes, she will not feel comfortable drinking, and that is a waste of medical resources! ”
Saying this, Zhou Chu wanted to give it a try even more, and he didn't know what it would be like to drink tea and get drunk, "I'm young, I'm fine." ”
Yang Mu sighed, he had tried his best, this person was dead, and there was nothing he could do.
After about an hour, Miss Yang Xian also got up, she glanced at the living room casually, and shook her head painfully, "This vacation will take you two idle, early in the morning, you didn't do any work, just nest on the sofa and sleep back, you two hurry up and go to work, save me from looking at the eyesore!" ”
Yang Mu shook his long legs, and kicked him around, that is, he deliberately kicked Yang Xian, "He didn't sleep back, he drank tea and fainted." Well, you can see it by looking at the trash can. Add the tea residue from this trash can to fill a small flower pot. ”
Sure enough, the look on the sofa was wrong. According to the normal situation, when he saw Yang Xian get up, he would definitely have nothing to do, and at least he would prepare a dark surprise for Yang Xian, so that she would explode instantly.
Yang Mudu babbled so much, and he didn't even refute a word everywhere, which was really strange.
Yang Xian moved to Zhou Chu's side, learned Yang Mu's movements, and kicked his foot, "Zhou Chu, are you okay?" ”
Zhou Chu shook his head, he really didn't listen to the old man's words and suffered a loss in front of him, "I'm not good." Palpitations, chest tightness and shortness of breath, weakness in limbs, and lightheadedness. ”
Yang Mu kicked Zhou again, and he had to take advantage of the opportunity to bully quickly, "He deserves it, I reminded him, he is still drinking there, and he is honest if he suffers a loss." ”
Yang Xian: "Tea contains caffeine, and it will definitely be uncomfortable if you drink too much, alas, really, this day is not worry-free." ”
Zhou pouted aggrievedly and begged, "Sister Xian, you have to save me." ”
Yang Xian was angry and funny, casually touched a piece of candy on the coffee table, pinched the chin around with one hand, and stuffed the sugar into it with the other.
There was no resistance around, and it was quite cooperative.
Yang Xian threw him another pack of small biscuits, and also threw away the chocolates that were given to him around the place, "Eat more sweets and rest for a while." ”
This night, Zhou slept until more than two o'clock in the afternoon, and then came out of the room with a radiant face, he had not slept so well for a long time.
But why is his wardrobe empty, not even a sock left, is Yang Xian going to let him roll up the bed and leave? No, it shouldn't be this New Year's Day, and it doesn't seem to have offended her recently!
Yang Mu was not at home, only Yang Xian was watching TV on the sofa, and moved to her side timidly, whispering, for fear that she would really drive herself out, "Sister Xian, where are my clothes, have you seen my clothes?" ”
What about clothes? That's a good question! What about the clothes around?
Yang Xian gritted her teeth and smiled, she was actually more weak than around, "Clothes? I'll wash it for you! ”
It's good that I didn't help him pack and let him get out. Zhou was still stunned, "Washed?" What do you do with my laundry? ”
Yang Xian sat up from the sofa, and after looking around, he still felt guilty of conscience. I could only stand up, press Zhou Chu on the sofa and sit, and move a small bench and sit next to Zhou Chu, "Well, that's the case, I originally wanted to wake you up for lunch." So I went in with a bowl, but I saw that you rarely slept so soundly, and I didn't bother you, and then, accidentally, the hand holding the bowl trembled, and my bowl of red oil wontons flew to your closet. Oh, I'm sorry! In order to make up for my mistakes, I can only help you wash all your clothes, don't worry, my washing machine has a drying function, and I also dry your clothes outside, to ensure that they are fragrant, and there is no smell of chili peppers. ”
There were a lot of twists and turns, and the more I listened to them, the more confused I became, "But, my whole wardrobe is empty, and you have washed it all?" ”
Yang Xian nodded embarrassedly, "The more panicked and chaotic it is, the more panicked it is, if you are not careful, it will all be dirty, and you can only wash it all off!" ”
After brushing all over the place, his whole face turned red.
This is the first time Yang Xian has seen Zhou Zhi so shy, not to mention how happy he is, he really has a perverted satisfaction of abusing minors. But she still had to pretend to be pitiful and innocent, and she couldn't show the ecstasy in her heart, "Zhou, you won't blame me, right?" I didn't mean to get your clothes dirty, first your computer cable tripped me up, and then my red oil wonton flew out, and it was stuck in your closet, and that red oil soup, hehe, spilled everywhere. ”
Zhou: "Sister Xian, I don't blame you, my clothes, you, you don't need to help me wash my clothes, I can wash them myself." ”
Hahaha, Zhou is so shy, wow, this soft and glutinous appearance is so cute, Yang Xian instantly reversed her mentality, she suddenly didn't feel guilty, but Chi Guoguo wanted to tease him, "I'm sorry, I'm dirty, of course I want to wash it!" Don't be angry. ”
Zhou: "I'm not angry, I... Alas. ”
Looking at the helpless appearance around him, it really greatly satisfied Yang Xian's inexplicable perversion. However, she failed to pretend to be innocent to the end, and after saying the last sentence, she still couldn't hold back and broke her defense, "It's really good that you're not angry." Anyway, the clothes are washed in the washing machine, so I'm just drying them. Well, the socks and underwear were hand-washed by me. Hahahaha! ”
If Yang Xian can pretend to the end, Zhou Xian may really be controlled by Yang Xian, and he will be honestly obedient and obedient to her bullying. It's just that her smile was too pompous and rampant, so that the surroundings became angry and angry, "Yang Xian! ”
Yang Xian was open and sprinkled, without brakes at all, "Oh, you said that you are not angry, why are you so fierce, of course the underwear has to be washed separately, you don't know it!" ”
Zhou's face turned red, and after a while, he held back again, and turned back to the room gloomily, looking like he was really angry this time.
The feeling of flirting with an innocent little boy is really cool, but this innocent little boy can't stand the teasing, he is really angry, and this anger really makes Yang Xian feel guilty.