082 Ye Yifeng, hide!
After the Derby game in South Provence, Ye Yifeng learned that Nice goalkeeper Ospina was the eldest brother of James Rodriguez.
Hames Rodriguez showed no mercy and opened the scoring in that game, which ended with Monaco beating Nice by three goals.
Ye Yifeng also scored a goal......
James RodrΓguez, who plans to return to his hometown in Colombia tomorrow for Christmas, dressed in casual clothes, drove a Ferrari and brought his wife, Daniela Ospina, with him.
Although he drove a supercar, the speed was not fast, and his daughter, who was just a few months old, was taken care of by elders at home, and James Rodriguez was in a good mood.
My wife was sitting in the passenger seat, holding a makeup case, and looking in the mirror.
"What kind of people are your teammates?"
"An interesting person."
"Recently, the number of followers on your account has increased a lot, and I see that some people have left messages indicating that they are from China."
"Well, that's probably his fan."
"The number of his fans is growing so fast, I think it won't be long before he breaks a million."
"Oh, is it? I'd like to know when he's going to be Aiter Jjokaf again. β
As the couple chatted in the car, James Rodriguez, Colombia's fastest-rising star of the new generation, has an impressive number of social media followers thanks to his on-court performance and personal image.
His wife naturally knows that these traffic will bring him a lot of returns, so she pays great attention to it on weekdays and takes the initiative to help him maintain it, such as posting some photos of him exercising at home and posting some positive comments.
Meanas Rodriguez turns from the waterfront road into an upscale neighborhood built on a gentle slope, the speed is naturally much slower.
Ye Yifeng's new home should be here.
The villas were all in the open space on the steps, and James Rodriguez had to drive slowly along the side of the road and then look up the steps.
Suddenly, he stopped.
"Have you arrived?"
Daniela Ospina turned her head to look at James Rodriguez, only to see James Rodriguez frowning and holding his breath and tilting his head to look high outside the car.
"You're looking at ......"
"Daniella, am I mistaken? There are two lions there? β
"What? How can it be? Hehe, if I were five years younger, I would have pretended to be scared and rushed into your arms. β
Daniela said with a smile, turning her head out the window to the lawn in front of the villa.
Alas, what kind of frightened expression should I put on to match him?
Just thinking about it, her expression suddenly froze, the relaxed color on her face disappeared, and her big eyes were instantly full of horror!
In the evening glow, she saw two lions lying on the lawn!
That's right!
It's a lion!
Oh, my God!
Which zoo did this run from?
How did it end up here?
"Hames, drive! That's a lion indeed! Huh?!
The lion has found us! Hurry up!
By car! β
James Rodriguez looked nervous but tried to keep himself calm, driving the Ferrari to keep speeding up, and running smoothly and quickly into the distance!
Daniela is going crazy!
Dressed up to eat, but ran into a lion?
Who believes it?!
At this moment, she was yelling in the car.
"My God! There are lions here! Someone can't have been hurt or eaten, right?! β
"Daniela! Daniela! Calm down and look in the rearview mirror, has the lion caught up? β
"Huh? Oh! No, no!
Thank God!
God forbid! β
"Use my mobile phone to call Ye Yifeng in the address book."
"Okay, okay."
A terrified Daniela immediately grabbed James Rodriguez's phone and began to scramble to find someone in the address book.
James Rodriguez they went too fast and didn't look through the rearview mirror in the first place.
Otherwise, they would have been able to see two lions on the lawn, one of which stood upright after they had driven!
......
"Tang Mo, if only the tail could move, this lion costume is really like, especially the head, lifelike, I almost scared me when I saw you just now, fortunately you are walking."
"It's a little hot, it's not breathable, the lion should be lying on his stomach like this, right? Do male lions and female lions move differently? I should be lazy. β
"Your ass is up! No, it should be the front legs that get up first, and the butt is cocked like a fried cat. β
"Aren't cats and lions about the same? I'd better lie down, what do I do now? I'm touching your head? β
"Probably not, I'm the king of the jungle, how can I touch my head casually? Neither can a lioness? It's been a long time since I've seen the animal world before, and I've never seen male and female lions playing happily. β
"Aren't you flirting?"
"I don't know, maybe the communication is more advanced, just look at the right eye.
One thing I know is that the male lion will protect the lioness and will not allow the lioness to mate with other lions, unless the other male lion defeats him and can take the right to mate with the lioness. β
"Huh? It's so cruel, you just ruined my childhood. β
"Huh? Am I wrong? β
"If you're right, then Simba in The Lion King I watched when I was a kid was so miserable, he ran away, and he's going to be ......"
Ye Yifeng was silent.
Nature is so cruel.
Ye Yifeng, who was groping for the experience of "animal love", was just about to get up and take off this costume, and it was almost an hour before it was time for him to call James Rodriguez for dinner.
At this time, he saw a supercar slowly approaching from the road outside under the steps.
"Tang Mo, look, there are sports cars."
"Isn't it Ferrari? It's not easy to see in Monaco. β
"No, I suddenly felt like I was drifting, I actually wanted to buy a Ferrari."
"You are indeed floating! Why buy such a good car abroad? It's not practical.
In case there are children, there is no place for the children to sit. β
Ye Yifeng entered the play too deeply, and changed from lying on his stomach to supporting his two arms and looking at the Ferrari.
Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.
"There doesn't seem to be anyone in our neighborhood who has a Ferrari, but James seems to have one, so it can't be him."
"You ask."
"yes."
That's when Ferrari ran away......
Ye Yifeng stood up and looked at the Ferrari into the distance, and took off the heavy "lion head" on his head.
Whew, he turned around and bent down and patted the other lioness butt who was still lying on the ground and swaying from side to side.
"Let's cook, I guess animals don't fall in love, it's very direct, and they do it when they love."
"Oops, the tiger's ass can't be touched! I'm fighting with you! β
Tang Mo jumped up and raised two lion's paws to hit him, and Ye Yifeng ran towards the villa.
"You yourself say that you can't touch the tiger's buttocks, you're a lion!"
The two lions ran back to the villa.
......
James Rodriguez parked his car a kilometer away, and the first call to Ye Yifeng went unanswered.
He hit the second one again.
Still nervous, Daniela used his mobile phone to post a new update on social media: You must not believe it, I saw a lion in Nice!
A living lion!
It's scary!
James Rodriguez finally heard someone answer the phone, and he suddenly shouted, "Ye Yifeng, there is a lion near your house!" Close the doors! Hide! Hide!
Listen clearly, it's not one lion, it's two! β
"Huh? Yes? Belch? Well, are you driving a Ferrari? β
"You don't care what car I drive! There are lions in your neighborhood!
I'm not kidding! β
"Thank you, thank you, no, sorry, sorry, I want to ...... I should know the two lions you saw. β
"Huh?"
......
After Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo saw Hames Rodriguez at home, they tacitly bowed their heads and apologized and admitted their mistakes.
James Rodriguez picked it up from the edge of the living room couch and made it realistic, not to mention from a distance, but up close it looked like a lion's head specimen, which he wore on his head and looked at his wife.
"Is it really that much like that?"
Daniela rolled her eyes, her husband didn't lie to him.
Ye Yifeng is indeed an interesting person.
It's just that it's almost as fun as horror!
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo hurriedly poured tea and water, not only had already prepared a fruit plate, but also some Chinese pastries.
James Rodriguez was interested in asking Ye Yifeng to take a picture of him, and then posted the photo on social media.
It can be regarded as completing the network interaction with his wife.
Well, lions were indeed seen.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo let the two rest in the living room and watch TV casually, the two looked at each other after entering the kitchen, Tang Mo stuck out his tongue, and Ye Yifeng silently made a relieved expression.
Fortunately, during the half a year that the two lived together, they would also study cooking skills on weekdays, although it was impossible to make authentic Chinese food, but after the improvement of nutrition, the taste was not bad.
After preparing a table of delicious food, the four of them had a happy dinner together.
It's just that a police officer came to the door halfway to remind them to be careful of suspected lions nearby, so they should be more careful.
Ye Yifeng did not "turn himself in".
In case of.
What if there are lions nearby?
Anyway, he will definitely close the doors and windows at night.
Of course, James Rodriguez would not report him, but smiled at Ye Yifeng before leaving: "Next time before I come to visit, if you want to pretend to be a bear or a crocodile, let me know first."
I almost peed in the driver's seat. β
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo apologized again, and Hames Rodriguez smiled and waved his hand and took his wife away.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo leaned back on the sofa in some prostration.
"Ye Yifeng."
"Huh? Still in love? β
"No, I think we can open a zoo."
"The kind of people who pretend to be animals?"
"Well, there will never be an incident of an animal hurting a person."
"Yes, animals don't hurt people, but tourists see through that animals are fake, and there should be many people chasing lions, bears, orangutans, and tigers to the death, right?"