Chapter 120: The New 'Two'
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"Mmmmmmmm......mm
Oh my God, it's alive again.
Gu Ling stretched out his hand to support his forehead in pain, and he was no longer able to complain.
Regarding Wu Qi's performance, Gu Ling just wanted to comment: The expression is contrived, slightly exaggerated!
Gu Ling really wanted to ask Wu Qi: "To be honest, were you deliberately thrown away by your parents when you were a child?...... If I had a funny kid like you, I wouldn't want it. ”
Of course, some jokes are made, and some jokes are not. At this point, Gu Ling is still measured.
Ignoring Wu Qi, who was playing treasure endlessly, Gu Ling turned around to find Duan Bei, he felt that there was something to do, and now Duan Bei should confess to him.
Behind the two fan-holding generals, who had both stiffened into fossils, they found the Duan they were looking for.
I saw that at this moment, he was always smiling, but he couldn't compare with Wu Qi's fight, and he was squatting there with a shriveled and depressed look, so sad that he couldn't do it, and the world collapsed, like a flower girl who had been rotated by more than a dozen big men.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Gu Ling said strangely as he walked over. This kid won't be able to fall for the spiritual martial arts of the man in blue, right? Why is this the same as Kaoyan?
"I, I've offended the two freshmen of the Extreme Mountain Affiliated Senior Monk School!" Duan Bian raised his head when he heard this, his aggrieved little eyes blinked, and he looked at Gu Ling pitifully.
"Uh-huh, you can see it. ”
Gu Ling nodded, just thinking about saying, "What does it matter. ”
Before Gu Ling could say that sentence, Duan Bi opened his mouth first, and his voice was choked: "You said that if they complain to the principal, slander, and instigate the school not to send me a girlfriend, what should I do?"
Gu Ling asked Cang Tian speechlessly again, did he feel that he had crossed over again at some point, and had crossed into the world of Combi, and he couldn't communicate with this world well.
"Hair girlfriend?"
As soon as he heard this, Wu Qi immediately became energetic, and he didn't care about playing treasure over there at the moment, wiped his eyes that hadn't performed for half a day, and came over with an excited face, grabbed Duan Bian, and became a qualified passerby, as if it wasn't him who was crying over there just now, full of sperm in the state of the brain: "How can there be a girlfriend who sends it?" Sign up, sign up, I'll sign up!"
Duan glanced at Wu Qi and said, "It's gone!"
"It's gone, why is it gone so quickly?" Wu Qi was disappointed.
"You ask the fat man, who do I ask the fat man?"
Duan Bian yelled at Wu Qi, and then the ghost cried wolf again: "Girlfriend! In this case, what is the meaning of the fat man's life?"
"Fat man?"
Wu Qi looked stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately, and said angrily: "Dead fat man, who are you calling the master with?"
"It's just to call you the master, what's wrong? In this 'Gu Ye team', next to me is the second master. ”
All of a sudden, Duan Bei couldn't care about his sadness, and immediately said proudly: "Except for Uncle Gu, everyone else has to call me Master when they see me! Otherwise, they will all be cleared out, and tell you, because of this fat man, I have expelled more than a dozen team members." Tell you, you'd better be respectful to me, or I'll be careful to fire you, fat man. ”
"What? Enlighten my Uncle Wu! Today, Uncle Wu, I will teach you this dead fat man, and teach you why the flowers are so red!"
As soon as he heard Duan Bian's words, Wu Qi immediately exploded, and a tiger pounced on it, and was about to beat Duan Bian, and shouted that he wanted to die The fat man knew that the sky was high and the earth was thick.
Duan Bi was not to be outdone, and bravely greeted him, so the two twisted with their bare hands......
The four classmates of the Niushenshan Apprentice Monk School looked at each other and hesitated for a moment, and a brave fan general walked up to Gu Ling, pointed to the inseparable Duan and said to Wu Qi: "Master Gu, this ...... Look?"
Gu Ling also had a big head for a while, waved his hand, and said, "Don't worry about them, these two teases are compared to one less than one killed." ”
The general of the fan resigned resignedly.
After the battle heated up, soon, Wu Qi and Duan Bian's shrewd wrestling ended in a burst of intense drums, Wu Qi won the victory with the advantage of the realm, and Duan Bian's nose was blue and his face was swollen, of course, he himself also gloriously had a bruised panda eye.
With this conspicuous badge of honor, Wu Qi did not feel ashamed at all, but dragged people around to proclaim that from now on, he would be the new second master of this team. This is obtained by fighting to the death, if you are not afraid of death, you can do it, don't envy Yunyun......
Second uncle, second uncle, second ......
What is there to fight for a two? Sure enough, they are all a group of twos! Gu Ling watched from the sidelines, and he had already forgotten what he wanted to say.
As for Duan Bian, he was also aggrieved and aggrieved to be a "Three Great Masters", and the mutated banana leaves in the hands of the two exclusive fan generals were also under the supervision of Wu Qi, one with six words written on it - 'I am just the Third Masters', and the other with eight words written on it - 'I am really just the Three Masters', and then the two of them were waving in the wind together......
............
Wu Qi jumped up and down happily in the whole team, and then looked at the most active Duan in the past, at this moment, he was sitting in the wind on both sides under the banner of 'I'm just the three masters' and 'I'm really just the three masters', sitting dejectedly, his face was like ashes, his eyes were blank, as if he was dead, with a lifeless expression......
The general of the defeated army, how can he talk about bravery!
If you take a picture of this scene, take a photo, and mention this comment, the emotional picture is so sad that it can win the award.
Looking at this group of living treasures that seemed to make the whole world amused, Gu Ling felt a little tired, thinking about whether he should kill a few of them, so that the world would be quieter.
However, Wu Qi, Duan Bian and the others didn't know Gu Ling's inner world at all, and they still went their own way, without the slightest intention of stopping.
Gu Ling sat there, boredly biting a dog's tail grass, silently evaluating those happy guests, who was more funny.
Suddenly, a ghost-like soft call sounded behind him: "Waste, waste, uh...... Gu Ling!"