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Xianghe National Football Training Base.
Wu Lei, who returned to China earlier than Ye Yifeng, had just settled down at the training base, and when he was eating in the cafeteria in the evening, he was surrounded by teammates who had come early to prepare for the game.
Zhang Linpeng, Wu Xi, Yu Dabao, Hao Junmin, Zeng Cheng and other players threw the breaking news in front of Wu Lei.
Wu Lei looked confused.
What?
The national football team is not defeated in Guam, Ye Yifeng retires?
Last month's big away win over the Maldives, there are two games this month, first against Guam and then away to the Philippines.
The captain hasn't been drafted, so why do you suddenly want to gamble on your career?
Could it be that gambling has pressed all the net worth?
It shouldn't be!
A man who wants to earn a billion a year, let alone a year, how much can he earn by gambling?
Take 10,000 steps back, who can't bet on it, bet on the national football team?
No, no.
If he really bets on the national football team, even if the national team is not called, Ye Yifeng will come back forcibly!
The battle can be solved in 45 minutes.
The national football team will be staring at each other.
Wu Xi frowned and whispered, "Is Team Ye dissatisfied with our performance last month?" ”
Zhang Linpeng sighed lightly: "Only won 5 Maldives, domestic fans are not satisfied, and he is definitely not satisfied." ”
Wu Lei didn't speak, with his understanding of Ye Yifeng, maybe Ye Yifeng didn't watch the national football game last month, and he didn't care about the result!
Is there a need to waste time?
How can we talk about being satisfied or dissatisfied?
Yu Dabao whispered: "Did you encounter something unhappy?" Feeling bad and saying something angry? ”
Everyone stared at him, their eyes were quite complicated.
Although I don't know much about the world of the super-rich, no matter what, if you earn a billion a year, there shouldn't be any unhappy things that will become a hurdle, right?
The Ye team can resist pressure and be at peace with the situation in the national football team, what else can make him unhappy in life?
Zeng Cheng finally said to Wu Lei: "Why don't you ask Team Ye to find out what he really thinks, if you are not satisfied with us, then we will show a better performance!" ”
After all, Wu Lei is a man who has broken through La Liga, and he can be regarded as having seen the ups and downs of European football, and he is also competing in the Europa League this season.
His face was full of confusion, and he looked at his teammates one by one before sending out a soul torture.
"Can't we win Guam?"
Everyone looked at each other at this time, and then silently dispersed and ate!
They were all frightened by the news of the "Ye team retirement" and completely ignored the prerequisites.
The national football team can't beat Guam?
Are you kidding!
Isn't that insulting?
It's also a team in the top 16 of the World Cup, how can it not even win the belly Guam?
......
Ye Yifeng didn't even enter the house when he received a call from Lippi.
The handsome silver fox painstakingly gave Ye Yifeng guidance in life.
You're still young, you can still fight, don't be rash!
The national football team is not worth it, but football is worth it!
Ye Yifeng was a little overwhelmed.
This time, I was very happy to listen to the life teachings of my father Ye Jianhua after a long absence.
Daddy's class hasn't been taken yet.
The silver fox became a life coach first.
This forced him to ask the other party why he was suddenly a good teacher.
Lippi asked him rhetorically: Isn't it the national football team you said that Guam will retire if you can't win Guam?
Ye Yifeng realized how much trouble he caused by casually laughing and saying two words to reporters at the airport.
The reporter asked him if he would be worried about the absence of the national team?
Ye Yifeng replied with a smile: "If the national football team can't even win Guam, then I will simply retire." ”
It's a joke, though.
But there is a reason.
If the national football team really can't win Guam, then why does he still have a fart in the national team?
Dignified World Cup round of 16, Asian Cup champion, playing Guam is not just what position and posture you want to use?
Play as you please!
He said to the reporter in a relaxed and happy mood, and when he turned around, the reporter sold him to create a hot news!
It's a mess.
Ye Yifeng hung up Lippi's phone, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
He's not stupid.
Career in full swing and choose to retire?
This is social suicide!
The sponsor's liquidated damages, the boycott of his personal brand, and the fact that everyone shouted and beat him as a rat crossing the street, and even his parents and two children had to let him taste the taste of betrayal and separation.
If you can hold your wife and report to the group to keep warm, you can steal the fun.
Just think about it and get scared!
When he entered the house and saw the dragon brother and tiger brother running together, Ye Yifeng finally forgot the fatigue and bitterness of going out to work, and enjoyed the warmth of the family to the fullest!
Go home to taste your mother's cooking, accompany your children to play, and take family photos, which is lively and warm.
The national football team plays Guam at home.
It was originally a game of abusing vegetables, but the atmosphere of the scene made the national football players very stressed!
The Chinese fans in the stands pulled out banners with a clear goal: you must win!
Wu Lei has no doubt that if the national football team can't take Guam, they may be eaten alive by the national football fans!
Alas, Zheng Zhi, the big brother who quit the national team, acted as a middleman for them, and went to Tianhai to inquire about Ye Yifeng's retirement on the grounds of visiting Tianhai Future Club, and Zheng Zhi, who learned the truth, almost shed tears.
Played by the media!
Spread the word to the current brothers of the national football team, and the national football team will put their minds at ease for the time being.
But Ye Yifeng did not publicly clarify and restore the situation when he was interviewed, and the fans naturally put huge pressure on the current national football team on the field!
You can't even take Guam, even the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!
The national football team worked very hard and shot Guam desperately.
There was already a huge gap in strength, and the national football team finally swept Guam 9:0, making the opponent become the Guam Daxiang team, successfully defending the bottom line and not being scored into double digits.
National football fans are relieved.
Won.
Ye Yifeng has survived the retirement crisis!
The national football team will next go to the Philippines away, and after a three-day rest, they will set off for camp, and Ye Yifeng will leave China with his wife later that day.
At the airport, he was blocked by reporters again.
Ye Yifeng said to reporters with a smile: "I don't dare to talk to you anymore, please, I said last time that I couldn't win Guam and simply retire, that is because I have confidence in the national team, but you report it like I'm blackmailing the national team, and you don't play me like this!" ”
The reporters at the scene laughed.
There is no way, who made Ye Yifeng's traffic too big.
If he dares to fart now, literally.
The reporter definitely dared to fart him on the spot, how fragrant the fart was, and how the effect after smelling it was reported in detail.
It's sure to make headlines too!
Ye Yifeng took his wife to Dubai to rush to the invitation of Emperor Lin.
Lin Huang, as a man with a weekly salary of 100,000 pounds at Manchester United, although the gap with Ye Yifeng is more than ten times, it is still trivial to go to Dubai for a trip.
He played in Dubai with a water bubble bar girl, and after playing for a few days, he was really happy, obviously everyone was tanned, wearing short-sleeved shorts and casual clothes and sunglasses, and happily went to the airport to greet Ye Yifeng and his family.
Ye Yifeng was able to come, he was very happy, the service before and after the saddle was considerate, although he did not arrange the most expensive hotel for Ye Yifeng, he couldn't afford to live in that place!
But it is also a five-star VIP suite, and Lin Huang pays for it.
In addition to paying for the air ticket by himself, Ye Yifeng only stayed in Dubai for two days, and Lin Gongzi paid for the whole consumption.
He didn't spend much money, so he took his wife to the sea to drive a sailboat and swim in the waves.
However, Lin Huang also made an appointment for an Internet celebrity steak restaurant, and specially wanted Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo to taste it.
Well, Brother Salt's restaurant.
Turkish-style kebab.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo followed Lin Huang to experience the Internet celebrity restaurant with great interest, but they didn't expect Brother Sayan to be really on the scene.
When the steak was served, there was still a layer of gold leaf wrapping, anyway, Lin Huang paid for it, and Ye Yifeng didn't ask for more money, so it shouldn't be low.
As soon as the steak came up, the surrounding atmosphere changed, and all the guests seemed to be looking forward to something, only to see Brother Sayan, who was wearing sunglasses and wearing an old man's white shirt, appeared with a pretending to be fried.
When Brother Sa Yan came to Lin Huang's table, Ye Yifeng, Tang Mo, and Lin Huang all greeted him with a smile and applauded, and then looked forward to watching him perform.
Pulling open the gold leaf, seeing a large piece of steak inside, Brother Salt took out a thirty-centimeter knife and cut the meat neatly, pulled out the bones, and then sprinkled the joint salt with his signature move.
Brother Salt, who was expressionless throughout the whole process, didn't even have an expression to speak, and asked Ye Yifeng and Lin Huang to try to sprinkle joint salt.
Lin Huang learned a set of new Internet celebrity cooking skills with great interest, and it was Ye Yifeng's turn after he sprinkled the joint salt.
Ye Yifeng suddenly hesitated.
Sprinkle salt brother with a set of joint salt.
Lin Huang adds a set of joint salts.
Shall I have another set of joint salts?
Looking at the guests around him who were taking pictures with their mobile phones and looking forward to it, Ye Yifeng turned his head to look at Tang Mo, Tang Mo looked at him and told him clearly: Is it only the two of us who care about the feelings of this steak?
Wouldn't the steak be overly salty if you keep sprinkling salt?
It's hard to ride a tiger.
Less.
Ye Yifeng pinched a little salt very stingy, and sprinkled joint salt with the move of sprinkling salt with the cat painting the tiger.
But maybe it's because there's too little salt in my hand.,I always feel that this action is made by a girl.。
There was applause around, and when Ye Yifeng sat down again, Brother Sayan used his thirty-centimeter big knife to skillfully cut a large long steak into small pieces, picked it up with the tip of the knife, and then fed Ye Yifeng.
Ye Yifeng looked at the thirty-centimeter knife and the steak with joint salt, he really couldn't come.
Hurriedly waved his hand and motioned to Brother Sayan to give the "feeding of love" to Emperor Lin.
Brother Sayan poked in front of him with a knife, and saw that Ye Yifeng was still shirking, so he turned to Emperor Lin.
Ye Yifeng watched Lin Huang at close range with his head tilted up and opened his mouth wide to enjoy Brother Sayan's "love feeding", this picture was very spicy no matter what angle it looked at.
Lin Huang just chewed two bites, then got up and clapped his hands, and gave a thumbs up.
Brother Sa Yan came to the middle of Lin Huang and Ye Yifeng, the restaurant staff was already in place, Ye Yifeng saw that Lin Huang and Brother Sa Yan both gave a thumbs up, so he had to give a thumbs up.
After taking pictures, Brother Salt coolly walked away and went to serve the next table.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo were indeed a little impatient.
Looking at Emperor Lin's appearance just now, it seems that this steak should be delicious in the world.
They carefully divided a small piece with their knives and forks and tasted it.
After chewing for a few seconds, the two looked at each other in tacit understanding.
It seems that the taste buds are not stimulated to the G-spot.
Meat is good meat, there's no doubt about that.
But it tastes.
It's nice to say, but it's not good.
Joint salts aren't magical.
It's hard to say.
What the hell?!
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo ate a small piece and lost interest in eating it again.
Come out to travel and don't want to wronged yourself.
If you make it yourself at home, you won't waste it.
Isn't it fragrant to save your stomach and eat something else delicious?
Lin Huang saw that Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo only drank water and ate vegetable salad, so he asked, "Why don't you two eat meat?" Weight loss? ”
Tang Mo smiled and said nothing, Ye Yifeng asked Lin Huang: "Can you help me delete the photo I just took together, or will they remove me when they want to send it?" ”
Lin Huang instantly understood, and he whispered to Ye Yifeng: "Actually, I also think that this taste is very ordinary, it is better to go to a Michelin restaurant in London to eat." ”
Ye Yifeng wanted to speak and stopped.
I wanted to ask Emperor Lin why he was still enjoying it so much just now.
When I thought about it, I was relieved.
Brother Sa Yan is an Internet celebrity.
Lin Huang also belongs to Internet celebrities.
Internet celebrities see Internet celebrities, phoenix chicks blow Wolong!