The wise Brigade Commander Zhang did not want to continue to witness the miserable situation in which the soldiers of his 358th Brigade were completely crushed by the soldiers of the 129th Division in various competitions.

He took Li Yunlong and Kong Jie and his party to the busy cooking class, a temporary cooking camp composed of dozens of cooking classes.

Brigade Commander Zhang pondered in his heart, out of sight is pure.

The troops brought out by you, Li Yunlong and Kong Jie, are all proficient in all infantry military skills, and they are all proficient, so they can't let you take the limelight with the cooking class, right?

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The group entered the large courtyard of the makeshift cooking camp, and smoke continued to come out of the stove room, and the whole courtyard was quite smoky.

"Let's go, Li Yunlong, Kong Jie, I want to see what kind of food you have prepared for the soldiers!"

The previous gimmick for the fighters' fraternity competition was boiled meat in a large pot, as well as steamed white flour steamed buns and rice.

But in fact, in addition to these staple foods, the cooking class naturally prepares some special meals.

Rushed to the house, the temperature brought by the stove made the whole area warm.

As a result, as soon as he entered the stove room of the cooking class, he saw a familiar face among the busy soldiers of the cooking class, coming and going, and Li Yunlong's old face turned black on the spot.

Damn, one of them was obviously burly and strong, with a white apron tied around his waist, wiping sweat and busy at the same time.

If it wasn't for him, Li Yunlong's first battalion commander Zhang Dabiao, who else could it be?

Li Yunlong couldn't know his old subordinate Zhang Dabiao better.

He scolded on the spot in his heart, damn it, this Da Biao usually likes to go to the stove room to steal food in the group, why did he still come here to steal food?

Kong Jie snickered on the side, just about to tease a few words, but as his eyes shifted, he found that he was helping to pass the food by Zhang Dabiao's side......

Damn, isn't it the kid Sun Desheng, the commander of the mechanized heavy battalion of his own team!

Now it's okay, don't laugh at anyone.

Li Yunlong, who had a black face, had already asked: "I said Zhang Dabiao and Sun Desheng, why did you two come here?" Why didn't I hear when there were two more battalion commanders in this cooking class? ”

As soon as Zhang Dabiao heard this, his heart was broken, and the head of the regiment must have mistakenly thought that we had come here to steal food, so he hurriedly explained:

"Report to the regiment commander, that's the case, I'm cooking Northeast food for my brother troops!

Some of these brothers came from the northeast, and I made them a pork stew with vermicelli, which was served with cabbage, sweet potato vermicelli, and carrots, which were absolutely popular.

I also had some pork ribs braised with potatoes, which is my signature dish. ”

As for Sun Desheng on the side.

"Lao Sun and I have the same idea, and he also came to help."

Sun Desheng said with a smile: "What I make here is spicy steamed rice, which Shi Dahu taught me; There is also this big bone stewed soybean soup, stewed with the oil on top and used to boil egg noodles, the soldiers must have liked it.

By the way, the chicken, duck, and fish were all made into roast chicken, roast duck, and fried fish according to the requirements of the fighters.

And mutton dumplings and everything are ready. ”

Zhang Dabiao and Sun Desheng, you said it word by word.

And this hungry person, what he is most afraid of is that the cooks describe the delicacies, and many of the regiment leaders swallow their saliva in anger, and their saliva almost flows to the ground.

Kong Jiele said: "It's a bit interesting, this battalion commander doesn't want to know how to command the war, but he has learned to cook."

When did you learn to cook, and why don't I know? ”

Sun Desheng replied: "Hehe, regiment commander, political commissar said, in addition to fighting, we have to learn some skills in our spare time, there is always a time when the war is over, and we must have a skill when we live a new life, or a little amateur, right?"

I heard Zhang Dabiao say that Commander Li usually has less time to drink, likes to repair cars, welding, make furniture, and practice calligraphy!

And the old regiment leader, don't you usually like to toss radio equipment, record players, radios, and electrical wiring installation or something?

I see that in addition to practicing calligraphy, you also like to play that ball with Reporter Shen, right...... Ping pong!

We watched you play with binoculars, and we had a lot of fun......"

Kong Jie: "............"

Sun Desheng, this kid really can't open any pot, and Kong Jie's old face, who couldn't help it for a while, almost turned red.

If there was no one at the moment, he would definitely kick Sun Desheng's ass hard.

This old grandson really knows no occasion, can he say this kind of thing here?

Having said that, let's play ball with Reporter Shen, this stinky boy even used a telescope to secretly observe.

"You kid, I think you're addicted to reconnaissance, go back, you can rest for two days over there in the mechanized heavy battalion, and then give me half a month of reconnaissance training!" Kong Jie scolded with a dark face.

Sun Desheng realized that he accidentally slipped his mouth and caused trouble, so he answered honestly.

Brigade Commander Zhang on the side was the most emotional.

Yes, I really let myself be right, these elite troops of the 129th Division, not to mention military skills, even this cooking skill has not been left behind.

"Li Yunlong, Kong Jie, you are really capable. The cadres under this hand are all trained one by one, and they are all like all-rounders! ”

What a face-saving thing!

Li Yunlong immediately took it, straightened his chest, half-tilted his head, and said seriously:

"O Brigadier! Those of us who are commanders must not only learn new knowledge, but also pay attention to the needs of the soldiers.

Give the fighters respect and trust, that can improve combat effectiveness.

Teaching new tactics and new ideas can also improve combat effectiveness.

The grievance meeting can improve the combat effectiveness, and the protection of the soldiers' clothing, food, shelter and transportation can also improve the combat effectiveness.

I don't understand other big truths, but every time we do a good job, we will be stronger, and if we weaken the devil in every aspect, the devil will be weaker, so why not do such a thing? ”

These words are beautiful, and after three days, they really have to be impressed.

In the memory of Brigade Commander Zhang, Li Yunlong, who never left his mother a few years ago, now speaks like a cultural person with a belly of ink.

Kong Jie echoed: "Lao Li's words are good!

Through these measures, we continue to increase our weight on the scales, and one day, the scales will tilt in our favor.

The more we fight, the stronger we get, the weaker the devils get.

One day, the little devils will be beaten out of China, and one day, we will be able to win the final great victory in this protracted war of resistance against Japan! ”

After these words, the cadres present were all silent for a long time, and then their spirits were uplifted, and their eyes became more and more resolute and bright.

The regiment commander of the brother unit next to him asked: "Lao Li, you used to be jealous and hateful to devils, why do you hear now that there are still many devil advisors in your army?" ”

Li Yunlong said: "Devils are also people, and if I am afraid of them and are willing to surrender, I can't bury them alive or behead them all like devils, right?"

What kind of hero is it to show off force to those who surrender?

They are willing to surrender, so I have to fish something out of them and study this little devil for him thoroughly.

Eating and drinking for nothing won't work with me.

Look at Lao Kong, he caught more devils than me, and some took the initiative to surrender, but he didn't kill them, why did I Li Yunlong kill them? This is also not in line with our Eighth Route Army's policy of preferential treatment of prisoners. ”

Another regiment commander asked, "I heard that Lao Li, you have made a fortune, you have got this howitzer with a big chimney, what kind of cannon is this, is it really so powerful?" ”

Li Yunlong immediately turned his nostrils to the sky, and a look of looking at the old countryman floated on his face: "Hehe, Lao Chen, this is what you haven't seen, right?"

A heavy artillery weighing several tons, a shell can even hit a distance of more than a dozen kilometers, haven't you heard of it?

The heavy howitzers used in the heavy artillery regiment specially built by Lao Chiang were nothing more than that.

With these heavy artillery, it's not our Lao Li bragging, as long as our scouts can lock the location of the devil's headquarters, Lao Tzu can even knock out the devil's commander Yoshio Shinozuka's lair with one shot, believe it or not? ”

This is really what you dare to say, and you dare to believe it, and immediately the head of the regiment asked with a shocked face: "Lao Li, are you really bragging?" ”

"When did I, Li Yunlong, brag?" Li Yunlong asked rhetorically.

"This heavy artillery is really so powerful, it can even hit more than ten kilometers with one shot?"

"It really can't be more real!" Li Yunlong patted his chest and said, "Our old Li has personally shot this heavy artillery, otherwise I dare to brag with you about this bull?" ”

looked at Li Yunlong, who was becoming more and more energetic, and all the heads of the regiment gathered on Li Yunlong, with a look of admiration.

Kong Jie laughed so hard that his waist was about to bend.

"Fellow old comrades-in-arms, don't listen to Lao Li's bragging.

If he really pulled the heavy artillery in front of his Lao Li, he Lao Li was afraid that he wouldn't even know where the butt of the ignition cannon was.

Let's just say that when the heavy artillery regiment of our headquarters tested the heavy howitzer, the head of the martial arts regiment asked Lao Li to go farther away to see the drill, but this kid didn't believe in evil, and I have seen a lot of field artillery and mountain artillery launches, such a large caliber, 150 mm howitzer I haven't seen it fired!

In the end, Lao Li not only did not go far, but also moved a chair to sit behind and watch.

And guess what?

Rumble!

When the cannon was fired, the wave of anger directly overturned his Lao Li, only to hear a loud bang, in the huge roar, Lao Li who fell to the ground only felt that the world was spinning, and there was no sound in his ears.

The bluffing everyone hurriedly helped him up, for fear that our head Li would be broken.

Lao Li, who sat back on the chair, and Commander Li, who didn't blink an eye at the devils on the battlefield, trembled a little on both legs, and slowed down for a few minutes before slowly speaking.

Say it's a cannon? How does it feel like thunder, is it blown up......

Kong Jie finished speaking.

The crowd staggered with laughter.

Li Yunlong, who has a bold personality, was exposed by Kong Jie in public, so naturally he would not be angry, and laughed loudly.

After leaving the cooking class, I rushed to the meeting place where the soldiers gathered and were opening the big stage and performing by the literary and artistic soldiers.

I met the soldiers of the 129th Division who distributed drinks to the soldiers of the 358th Brigade at the venue.

This kind of thing is particularly novel for Brigade Commander Zhang and his party cadres, and everyone has never drunk any drinks before.

So the head of the regiment asked what it was.

Li Yunlong immediately stood up and introduced: "This is called 50,000 special drinks, which is a brand of drinks launched by Lao Kong.

What does it mean? After drinking this bottle of drink, he was full of enthusiasm and went to the battlefield to kill devils, so he was called an anti-Japanese hero. ”

Seeing that the cadres were still a little confused, Kong Jie added: "You can think of the kind of Coca-Cola that the U.S. military held in its hands when it was fighting. ”

These words immediately attracted the echo of some regiment commanders - "Eh, I've really heard of this, and it's all right, I heard that the American old man went to the battlefield, holding a machine gun in his right hand and a Coke in his left hand, once the Coke is drunk, the first thing people do is not to change the bullets for the machine gun, but to run away and change the bottle of Coke first!" ”

"But is this thing really that good? More important than his mother's life? ”

Li Yunlong said happily: "That's a must, hehe, it's not our Lao Li who blows it to you, our Lao Li has never drunk such a delicious drink in his life."

Come on, come on, everyone, don't be polite, try it. ”

Li Yunlong was very enthusiastic, and took more than a dozen bottles of drinks from the cadres of the logistics department in one go, and then distributed them to the regiment commanders present one by one.

"Lao Li, how do you drink this?"

"Shake, shake it harder, the harder you shake it, the better the drink, and then see the cork on it? Pull it off and you're ready to drink! Li Yunlong said without changing his face.

Kong Jie: "......"

If he remembers correctly, this anti-Japanese hero brand is very angry!

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The next scene seems to repeat.

Li Yunlong dared to say it, and the cadres dared to believe it.

Anyway, no one has ever drunk this drink, everyone Li Yunlong said so, and after the regiment leaders took the drink handed by Li Yunlong, they really used their strength to eat milk, and shook the drink in their hands vigorously.

"Interesting, this is not only interesting to drink, but also strong to shake, give me a bottle, I'll try it too!" Brigade Commander Zhang, who couldn't sit still, snatched a bottle of drink directly from the regiment commander next to him.

"Brigade commander......" Li Yunlong opened his mouth to speak.

Brigade Commander Zhang didn't care about 3721, held the glass drink bottle in his hand and shook it wildly, and then, before Li Yunlong had time to stop it, he directly pulled out the cork on the bottle.

Then......

Poof—

It just so happened that when Brigade Commander Zhang pulled the cork, the mouth of the bottle was facing his big face, and the drink juice like splashing ink came to his face in a hurry, and it was full of sprinkling.

Almost at the same time, more than a dozen other regiment commanders also pulled out the corks on the mouth of the glass bottles, which then caused a "tragic situation" like Brigade Commander Zhang.

Haha –

Hahahaha –

Li Yunlong on the side laughed like crazy, at first he was grinning with a big mouth, his head was shaking, and then he even bent his waist down, and finally he simply lay on the ground and rolled and laughed, the situation in front of him was too funny, and the commanders of the mainstay of the entire 358 Brigade were all tricked and fell for his Li Yunlong's tricks.

To be honest, Lao Li couldn't laugh originally, after all, Brigade Commander Zhang fell into it by mistake, but the situation in front of him was so funny that Lao Li couldn't hold back in the end.

Kong Jie on the side mourned for Li Yunlong for a few seconds in his heart, Lao Li, you just laugh, after laughing, your brother will ask for more blessings!

On the stage, after a few seconds of silence, more than a dozen murderous voices sounded:

"Li Yunlong—"

Then, the cadres of the 358 Brigade headed by Brigade Commander Zhang rushed up and directly lifted Li Yunlong's whole person, and the other regiment commanders who had their free hands dug a pit in the snow, and then buried Li Yunlong in the snow pit without hesitation.

Brigade Commander Zhang wiped the drink juice on his face and ordered with a dark face: "Freeze me for twenty minutes, and then tie me to that crooked-neck tree in a while, put a few steel helmets by my side, and I will give him Li Yunlong a demonstration, what is a hundred shots and a hundred hits!" ”

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