Chapter Seventy-Nine: Let's Watch a Good Show!
Dedicated men are the most attractive!
In this cramped room filled with all kinds of people and all kinds of body odors, Yifeng seems to be so outstanding.
His laughter and scolding, his every move is so eye-catching.
He is a firefly in the night.
He is the wet green lotus that comes out of the mud and is not stained.
Irabella felt like her heart was about to melt.
"Bastard, who told you to wipe the machine with water! Look at the rust here is caused by your improper operation!"
This is Yifeng's angry scolding, and it is also so domineering.
"Remember, you should do it. See this sign is not, this is a regular clean-up ......"
This is Yifeng's careful teaching, his expression is so focused, and he is so selfless.
Even the members of the royal training camp who regard Yifeng as an enemy have to admit that Yifeng is worthy of respect at this time.
"Master! He's a master alchemist!"
Someone remembered the title of Yifeng and let out a low exclamation. But he was quickly stopped by others with angry eyes.
"Be quiet, who doesn't know, disturb the master, you are responsible?"
Looking around, there are people everywhere with quills and notebooks to record. This person hurriedly covered his mouth, staring at Yifeng's every move without blinking, for fear of missing any details.
The white-bearded maintainer in the training camp was in tears of excitement, and his beard was trembling.
"Oh my God, if this master had appeared earlier, how much equipment would have saved us!"
There is no doubt that if it weren't for Yifeng being busy, this guy would definitely hug Yifeng's thigh.
Alfonso also nodded his chin thoughtfully, exchanging ideas with His Majesty the King beside him from time to time.
"Okay, do you remember?"
So, when Yifeng demonstrated the operation like a cloud, tried the sensitivity of the mouse, and switched to the screen of the game, he was surprised to find that everyone was staring at him like a monster.
The feeling of being watched by others is not very good, especially the look of wanting to strip yourself naked and swallow it in one bite is even more terrifying. Yifeng shivered and roared.
"Why are you looking at me?
It's hard to say whether you want to play or not.
The members of the royal training camp felt their faces start to burn.
The military bigwigs collectively began to look up at the rooftop, as if there was something worth studying.
The only one who is still holding on is the cheeky guy Alkins.
"No, you've seen everything I've set up, this game doesn't count!"
He made such a convincing claim, but even so, judging from his pale face and trembling legs, he was just unwilling to admit defeat.
"Okay!
In the end, it was the respected Alfonso who came out and diluted the mud.
"Then leave this choice to the audience!"
Yifeng nodded, now the situation is very good for him, don't you see that even the members of the training camp are silent?
However, the earth-shattering cry almost didn't frighten Yifeng to turn over.
"We're going to start over! We're going to watch a good show!"
This is from the hearts of the audience.
Yes!
In the eyes of the audience, they don't care who wins and who loses, but a comedy game like this, which is rare in a century, is like watching a comedy, and if you miss it, you don't know when it will come.
Yifeng was suddenly inexplicably sad and indignant, hiding his face and leaving.
He felt like the monkey playing monkey play, and in the midst of the huge cries of the audience, he returned to his seat and started a new round of competition.
In fact, he was really playing monkey show. Because the other monkey was more restless than he was.
"Brother, I think. It's not a problem for us to do that. Why don't we just have a hero to fight it alone!"
Before Yifeng's ass could sit firmly, he saw Alkins say this.
"Okay, okay! See you in the middle, don't be cowardly if it's a man!"
In the face of any provocation, Yifeng did not hesitate to launch a counterattack.
However, it didn't take long for the game to start.
The audience was all delighted.
Heads-up is heads-up, you Alkins made a heads-up king hill, and it was clear that he was planning to take advantage.
But what happened to you secretly sending a few infantry and militiamen to Yifeng's hometown?
Look at Yifeng again, this girl is not a simple master.
This time he randomly came to the Orcs, and as expected, his hero was the Juggernaut.
As with the withdrawal, after Yifeng put down the mill for the first time, he also dragged the farmers to the other party's house!
These two shameless guys!
It's really not a family affair!
All of them are beautiful in their mouths, and the knives under their hands are not soft.
When Hill meets Juggernaut, the show officially begins.
The King of the Hill swept the hammer in his hand, and his eyes widened like brass bells.
"Fake, you're too shameless, aren't you?
The Sword Saint swung his long sword, and his jaw was about to fall to the ground.
"You're embarrassed to say! You go out of the hill, if you don't have a sword saint, won't you be yin?"
The hill was furious, and a flying hammer passed.
Juggernaut didn't hesitate, dodging the hammer with a swift step.
But the next moment, Alkins began to curse again. Because another unit of the two sides also met halfway.
"Bastard, you said okay heads-up, you actually came to TR me secretly?"
Yifeng is also in color.
"I'll go! You tell me that your militia is going to travel?"
Erabella was speechless.
His Majesty Edward began to pull his hair desperately.
......
This is an unprecedented farce, the actions of both sides are the same, and the audience is fascinated by watching it.
Alkins showed unrivalled two-line mastery.
Yifeng's double line is no less impressive.
In the end, the hill could not reach the Sword Master, and he hid his face and retreated.
However, Yifeng's hard work could not cut down the fierce peasants.
The two sides were half-pounded and eighty-taels, and no one could have the upper hand, so they invariably confronted each other in the middle of the open space yard tower.
After a sixth-hour prayer, both sides agreed to climb the technology.
When the Witch and Witch of Alkins appear on the front line, the White Bull of Yifeng, the Wolf Rider, and Kodo just make an appearance.
It's like meeting an opponent in chess, and you will meet a good talent.
Over time, however, the situation has become more and more skewed.
Alkins unconsciously realized that his resources could not keep up with the rhythm of Yifeng.
"What the hell is going on? Is Yifeng accurate to the point of resource consumption at the end?"
The answer was soon revealed.
"Hahaha, the human race doesn't open mines, and fighting with the beast clan is looking for death!"
Yifeng has the upper hand and turns on taunt mode.
At this moment, Yifeng, he is not fighting alone.
At this moment, he is the beastmaster FLY, and the beautiful beastmaster LYN is combined!
......
The screen faded.
This farce, which lasted nearly a prayer hour, finally came to an end.
As the final winner, Yifeng was embraced by everyone as soon as he came out of the game.
In this game, Yifeng's strength is by no means more than obscene.
Alkins is not far behind, he loses on the understanding of the game.
He was also surrounded by members of the training camp who comforted him.
Standing in the middle of the stage, the two sides invariably turned their heads to look at each other, and there were sparks in their eyes.
Yifeng suddenly laughed and began to raise his feet.
Alkins smiled as well and strode forward.
Finally, the two hands were tightly clasped together.
The flash began to click and click, witnessing the touching scene of this pair of heroes sympathizing with each other.
Alkins shook Yifeng's hand violently, biting his ear.
"Bastard! next time it won't be so easy!"
Yifeng smiled happily on his face.
"Hey, brother, would you be interested in coming over and helping me?"
Alkins feigned.
"I can't understand it as humiliation!"
The breeze was attached to his ear.
"If you don't want to be known that you revealed everyone's bottom at the beginning, you might as well not come!"
Poof!
Alkins hugged Yifeng's thighs tightly.
"Big brother, I'll mess with you in the future!"
Everyone: "......"
(PS: Hey, this paragraph is finally finished, and it's really hard to write.) Let's hurry up and get the demolition brigade!)