Chapter 101: An Unexpected Record
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After receiving the order from the headquarters to allow him to make a move, Kevin immediately stopped being polite. While ordering the parrots and crows to further reconnoiter enemy positions, they themselves searched for favorable terrain and began assembling catapults. It would have been extremely difficult to work in the dark, but fortunately, Kevin was quite familiar with his catapult, and he used the space ring to release the parts one by one, and nothing went wrong.
When the parrot and the crow scout, the parrot always goes first, and then the crow follows. The crow apparently didn't want to reveal its intelligence, and when it returned, it was always the crow that returned first.
As the two birds went back and forth six times, Kevin's mind finally understood the distribution of each other. Then pull over the three donkeys, take out the three women's dolls each, break their legs, and then ride them on the donkey and fix them with ropes. He tied them with a long branch in his hand, and in the dark he looked like a knight with a weapon.
Kevin then groped around and found a pile of rubble. Kevin thought for a moment and decided that this was a good place to hide. I checked the equipment on my body again, recalled the battle plan on the side, and felt that there was basically no problem. Finally, he whispered to the parrot, "Can you help me lead these three donkeys to their camp?"
"Then I won't be able to come back?" replied the parrot, "I'll die over there!"
"It's okay, there has to be sacrifice. Kevin replied calmly.
Parrot: "......"
"My crow has low intelligence and can't complete such a difficult task," Kevin helplessly, belittling his pet and trying to convince it, "Anyway, it's just a military exercise, you're quite tired, you can rest after completing this time." I don't know if you eat barbecue?"
Unexpectedly, this parrot had a tendon and directly passed Kevin's words to his master, the communication mage, through the contract, and the communication mage immediately reported to the headquarters: "Sir, Kevin is trying to send my parrot to death." ”
"Hmph!" Immediately, the faces of several regiment commanders sank, "There is a shortage of communication parrots at present, and many legions are in a state of being unable to be contacted, so they actually let the parrots die?"
Orson also looked embarrassed, after all, he offered to give Kevin a chance.
"Say to the kid named Kevin, no! If you want to die, he will send it himself!" a group of long hands waved on the side, as if to drive away a fly.
The parrot immediately returned to Kevin, and Kevin couldn't help but have a black face, this bird really doesn't know how to be flexible. But since the headquarters has given the order, the military order cannot be violated, it is only a military exercise at present, and Kevin does not plan to risk his life to disobey his orders. Turning his head to look at the crow, this crow is extremely intelligent, and it must be able to lead the donkey, but in this way, it also reveals that it is super intelligent. 【】
But to say that you want to lead the donkey yourself, of course, is even more impossible. Gone by himself, who will manipulate the catapult, Kevin led the donkey in the past mainly to attract attention, and then attacked and killed the opponent through the catapult, not by leading the donkey to scare them to death. Although the crow and Kevin have been together all the time, it is not difficult to get the crow to pull a wrench, with its intelligence it has even learned to set parameters, but once it does it, this intelligence is too high, and it is also exposed.
As for the parrot, although it has intelligence, after all, the new and Kevin cooperate, maybe you can try to teach it during the day, and you can't see it in the night, so forget it.
"Well, since you can't lead the donkey, you can only let the donkey pass by itself. Kevin was helpless, "Please explore the nearby terrain again, and we will find a way to find a way to go as long as the donkey whips it, and the donkey itself will subconsciously walk." ”
It was undoubtedly very difficult to do, and the conditions were very vague, and neither bird moved.
The parrot suddenly spoke: "In fact, if three donkeys go in, they will inevitably be shot by the opposing archers first, and the donkeys will inevitably be frightened, and then turn around and run." Does that mean anything to you?"
Obviously, this is the question given by the headquarters after the parrot reported to the headquarters, and Kevin also replied truthfully: "So I originally planned to let the parrot lead the donkey, bite the reins and fly forward." The donkey will soon find out that the arrow of the arrow has long been broken, and it is not terrible. ”
It's a pity that the message from the headquarters is still "No!"
Simple and effective methods didn't work, and Kevin had to make things more complex. Take out the fire oil bomb from the space ring, which is also one of the catapult ammunition. Pour out the oil, tie a rope to the donkey's tail, mop the floor, and pour the oil all the way.
After being busy for a long time, he led the three donkeys to the three directions of the other camp, showing an encirclement posture. Then it was connected all the way by ropes soaked in fire oil, all the way to the tails of the three donkeys. Finally received a piece.
Looking at the sky, it was still dark, and I didn't know the exact time, but it felt like it should have been past midnight. There was not much time to hesitate, and the fire was lit immediately. The flames spread rapidly along the rope until they reached the back of the donkey's buttocks.
The three donkeys screamed one after another, and then began to rush forward in a frenzy. The night sky was extremely loud, and the other camp's camp was immediately alarmed, and the sound of arrows came quickly.
This puppet is very realistic, and it is difficult to distinguish the real from the fake in the dark, but the enemy attack is certain, and the arrows immediately go up in waves. In the middle of the game, it was obvious that both the man and the donkey had arrows stuck in them, but the other party still rushed straight to this side.
"Hey, please follow the rules of the exercise!" someone on the other side shouted.
But it didn't work, the three donkeys still rushed in three directions, the distance was getting closer and closer, and by the light of the fire behind the donkey's buttocks, everyone seemed to see three women riding donkeys. There was another burst of fire behind him, and everyone was surprised and on guard. The front row had already raised their shields and stood in a row, and all kinds of arrows in the rear were ready to fire, and the whole regiment was urgently called, but the movement was extremely small, showing that it had extremely high quality.
Three directions, three donkeys came so straight. A sturdy person jumped out of each of the three directions, easily holding the reins of the donkey, and trying to pull the person on the donkey quilt with his hands, but he was shocked.
"Not human!"
"Hurry back!" The head of the regiment replied almost subconsciously, three dummies rushed in for no reason, there must be a problem, and the principle is the most appropriate way.
The retreat in three directions suddenly moved closer to the center. In the distance, Kevin listened to the order of the head of the regiment, and immediately pulled his hand, this time it was no longer a slipper, but a wooden bucket filled with water. It's not just an individual, it's a whole group of people.
Since it is not a precision throw, it no longer needs a crow guidance to be able to throw it on their heads. The barrel flew away and smashed into a tree, shattering in an instant, and the debris and water burst out, and everyone in the Blue Army below was startled, and many people below were drenched in water.
"What is it?" "It looks like water?" "Who?
After Kevin threw one, he didn't dare to linger, and hurriedly began to disassemble the catapult, and said to the parrot over and over again, "Go! find a yellow ribbon parrot, tell them that I just threw Chimera acid, and ask the director to determine the number of casualties." ”
The parrot immediately flew into the air and found the yellow ribbon parrot, and Kevin planned to leave it alone. The parrot is directly in contact with the headquarters, if the Blue Army Legion is not satisfied, then it will directly debate with the parrot, which is equivalent to debating directly with the headquarters of the Red Army, if this is still debated, then the headquarters is too weak.
Sure enough, it was only a moment before the yellow ribbon parrot arrived. But in the dark night, the director department can not take care of the whole picture, and they did not know the situation in this paragraph, so they can only listen to the opinions of both parties. Nor can anyone who says that whoever dies will die.
The head of the other party immediately expressed his disbenecy: "I don't think this is real, the other party rushed over with a puppet riding a donkey, but if it is reality." The donkey was shot directly, and everything was impossible in the future. ”
"Yes," there were some staff officers and others in the regiment, "you see, this so-called Chimera acid is actually in wooden barrels? Is this possible?"
The Yellow Ribbon Parrot immediately called the parrot that Kevin was with him and asked him about the situation. This news was reported to the headquarters, and at this time, even if Kevin was not pleasing to the eye, the group leaders began to desperately defend Kevin's results.
"Nonsense! Really use Chimera acid, aren't you really dead?" "Using a wooden barrel is just a saving, do you know how expensive the glass poke is?" "Of course, there are rules for military exercises, and of course you are dead according to the rules of military exercises." ”......
The two sides immediately quarreled: "You say you have Chimera acid, at least show it to us!"
"Can this show you?
The commander of the other party reacted quickly: "Oh, so there are very few people who attacked us, just a few people?" This seems to be more of an intelligence idea.
The two sides insisted on their own words, and they quarreled until dawn. It's really that there are too many regiment commanders at the headquarters, and the parrot just has a mouth, and he really can't convey it. Too much talk leads to bad talk, and the other party is sprayed wildly, making the people at the headquarters anxious.
"Less nonsense," the heads of the headquarters finally agreed, "let them stay still, let the director parrot confirm whether there is really Chimera acid, and let the director department decide." ”
The parrot immediately relayed, and the yellow ribbon parrot agreed, and the two parrots flew to Kevin's place, but when they flew to see, they couldn't find where Kevin was.
The sky was already slightly bright, and the surroundings were wet, and looking around left and right, not only Kevin was nowhere to be seen, but also the catapult.
"Is it lost again?" the parrot frowned.
Fortunately, the director department has other ways to track it, and after the yellow ribbon parrot reports back to the director's department, the director department tries to contact the little spoon again. The little spoon then jumped out of the woods, and then walked swiftly towards a pile of rubble, and began to pick up the stones.
Kevin was indeed hiding in the rock, and this was his way out. Feeling that someone was pulling the stone pill, I was nervous, and when I was out of the red fighting spirit, I lifted my sword to kill from the stone pill, but fortunately, the strength of the little spoon was high enough, and he could hurriedly dodge and take two steps back. Both of them were stunned, and Kevin was surprised: "Why are you?"
Little Spoon: "......"
"Why don't you speak?" Kevin wondered.
The yellow ribbon parrot in the air hurriedly flew down to explain the situation, and Kevin only felt extremely troubled: "Do you have to explain it myself to solve it?"
"But there's no way around it. The yellow ribbon parrot replied.
Kevin turned his head to look, saw the small spoon, and immediately took out the Chimera acid from the spatial ring: "Here! Here you go, help me get it." I'll go first. ”
Kevin knew that although the Chimera acid was strong, it would not kill a group in a bucket, so he booked a hiding route, but he was actually picked up because of the ripped skin. Even if the opponent admits to being killed, there must be remnants of the army, and once tracked down, Kevin alone cannot resist it. Hurriedly began to run.
The small spoon held the glass and poked it, put it on the ground and began to open the lid to check, and as soon as the lid was opened, there was a foul smell, trying to pour out a little. The dripping on the ground suddenly made a "bang" sound, and a puff of white smoke came out, and a small pit was corroded on the ground.
"It's Chimera acid," the Yellow Ribbon Parrot concluded, and immediately flew back to announce the verdict.
"The Blue Orc Minotaur tribe has been attacked by Chimera acid, so please automatically tag the corpses of all those who get wet. ”
"Wait!" the other party objected, "The weather is so humid, and everyone is covered in dew this morning." How can this be counted? Is it our annihilation?"
The two sides have been arguing for so long, and all they have been drenched in is just water, and many people have used their vindictiveness and quietly steamed up a lot of water. In addition, the weather is humid, and almost the whole group is the same.
"Please let those who are drenched in water feel that they are dying. The yellow ribbon parrot repeated.
Everyone in the blue army looked at each other, and the regiment commander glanced at each other casually, and two people came out.
"Give you one more chance, and ask those who are drenched in the water to die consciously!" repeated the yellow ribbon parrot.
The captain of the Blue Army was helpless, and gave another look, so another person walked out.
The yellow ribbon parrot finally lost his patience: "Since you are so uncooperative, there is nothing to say." All of you are wet, and now the director department has judged that the whole group is dead!"
"This, this ......" The Blues grew up shocked, but at this time it was too late to regret it, and the yellow ribbon parrot flew away. The director department is not something that can be fooled at will, everyone can see that they are smart people, and the director department will not be polite to them.
This is a cheap Kevin out of thin air, adding a big record, a regiment with thousands of people, was killed by one person, and no one believed it. When the parrot reported the news back to Kevin, even Kevin himself was scared. Originally, he only planned to kill its leader, or the elite of the regiment, and it was not bad to kill twenty or thirty of them with one Chimera. Unexpectedly, the head of the other party thought that he was sharp-mouthed and tried to fool the director's department, but he could only bring about his own destruction. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.