Chapter 72: The Marriage Book
Lin Shouxi grabbed the cat's arm, fished out the beautiful black, orange and white kitten from the trap, and carefully untied the iron clamp on its hind limbs.
The shape of the beast clamp is like sharp teeth, and the kitten is drenched in blood and whimpering, and at the same time, he does not forget to excuse himself:
"This little Hun Tian lock is nothing, but the demon king thief is not dead, and he also digs this bottomless pit as a trap, the deity is eager to win, and he underestimated the enemy for a while, and was crushed under this white camphor sacred tree! I think back then, Pale was also pressed under the sacred tree......"
"Alright...... You little cat doesn't honestly stay at home to write books, run around or something. Lin Shouxi checked its injuries and interrupted lightly.
"Kitten?" The three-flowered cat whimpered, expressing great dissatisfaction: "The deity repeats, the deity is the king of the three realms, the guardian of the sacred mulberry tree, and the writer of the Zhushenlu, and it is your deserve to be loyalββ"
The three-flowered cat waited for him to interrupt him, while Lin Shouxi waited for it to continue.
Facing his unscrupulous gaze, Sanhua Cat was a little angry, "Hmph, you are just a mortal, and you also want to know the name of the deity?" β
"Then let's call you Sanhua." Lin Shouxi sighed, thinking that there was really something wrong with the cat's brain that wrote this kind of book.
"Shut up! Although it is inconvenient to say the real name of the deity, you must at least respect me - the fish fairy. β
For this mortal's rudeness, the anger of the three-flowered cat was muffled in his heart, if it weren't for the unbearable pain in his leg at this moment, it would have stretched out its claws to scratch.
"How many days have you been stuck here?" Lin Shouxi asked.
"Hmm...... It's been four days. Sanhua Cat's momentum was a little lower, "I didn't expect that after so much time, someone came to rescue the deity, hum, isn't this poem written obviously enough?" β
"It's obvious."
"I think so."
"It's just that people who can like your book usually don't have the ability to discover this Tibetan poem." Lin Shouxi added.
The fish fairy was so angry that he shouted, "The deity wrote a book to educate the people, and was deeply loved by the people, how can you wait for the rebellious ministers and thieves who are not Mu Wanghua to slander at will?" β
Lin Shouxi didn't care about what the noisy cat was talking about, he just asked his doubts: "You have been trapped here for the past four days, how did you write and send out a distress message?" β
"Hmph, now you find out how powerful the deity is, right?" Sanhua Cat opened his mouth and said proudly: "This is one of the supernatural powers of the deity, I can't say it for the time being, you will understand it in the future." β
"Could it be that your true essence is not here?" Lin Shouxi keenly made a conjecture.
"......" Sanhua Cat stopped shouting, and said in a low voice, "It's quite smart." When you pass the selection, you can come to be the national teacher of the deity. β
"Your body is in Xiancun?" Lin Shouxi continued to ask.
"Of course, the Eucharist is honorable, and he needs to live in the king's hall."
"I heard that there is not a lord in the fairy village? That lord allowed you to mess around like that? β
"Presumptuous! There are no two suns in one sky, and I am the only Lord of the Three Realms Village! The three-flowered cat raised its head proudly.
Raising his head, these blue eyes with scattered rays reflected Lin Shouxi's face, against the light, the three-flower cat finally saw his face clearly, it was silent for a moment, and then said solemnly: "The deity wants to make you a concubine!" β
Lin Shouxi didn't bother to pay attention to its nonsense, grabbed the back of its neck, and the three-flowered cat meowed, reprimanding this son for disobeying Wang Hua and wantonly fiddling with his holy body.
Lin Shouxi condensed his true qi on his fingertips and helped the kitten briefly treat the wound.
The three-flowered cat felt that his wound was a little itchy, which was a sign of scab healing, and the cat was happy, temporarily forgiving him for the sin of colliding with the Holy Communion, "I will crown you as the Imperial Doctor!" β
"How the hell did you end up in a place like this?" Lin Shouxi expertly ignored its words.
"Hmm...... It's a long story. Sanhua Cat thought for a moment and recalled: "A few days ago, the deity accidentally heard that the thieves of the Demon Nest had a conspiracy...... The Demon Nest is not far from the Three Realms City of the Jingshi, but the demons are so rampant that the deity is concerned about the people and can't sleep, so he plans to drive the expedition and destroy the Demon Cave. β
"The Devil's Nest?"
"Well, the Devil's Nest! It was a group of rebels from the north who had attacked the Three Realms City many times, but fortunately the Guards were brave enough to fight their plans. The three-flowered cat said: "But the devil's nest is growing stronger and stronger, and the disaster is still a disaster, if it is not eradicated as soon as possible, it will cause a catastrophe sooner or later!" β
"Are you going to go home now?"
"Well, the deity is seriously injured, and it is okay for the class master to return to the court for the time being."
When the oracle arrived, Lin Shouxi grabbed it by the back of the neck and sent it back to the Three Realms Village before dark. The demon village was desolate, and after nightfall, a pair of ghostly pupils would light up in the tomb-like homes, and the three-flowered cat limped to follow him, shivering.
Lin Shouxi brought it into Chen Ning's house, the cat was too small, and it was dark, Chen Ning failed to notice that there was an extra member in the family, which made Long Yan furious, and meowed twice to strengthen his voice.
Chen Ning saw the kitten and looked at Lin Shouxi curiously.
"Oh, it's a youkai picked up outside." Lin Shouxi explained casually.
The three-flowered cat was furious, but it didn't seem to want to reveal its identity, and only whined and barked to show its displeasure.
"Is it hungry?" Chen Ning asked.
Lin Shouxi looked at it and motioned for it to answer, the three-flowered cat stared at him, holding its tail up, "There is no respect for the elders!" I'm almost mad at you! β
"It's full." Lin Shouxi relayed.
"Eh, you can talk, it seems that it's really a monster, and Childe picked it up from the demon village?" Chen Ning asked.
"I went out of town today and looked at it, and I picked it up on the road."
"Recently, there has been chaos in the magic nest, although the son is strong in martial arts, but he must also be careful." Chen Ning reminded in a low voice.
Lin Shouxi nodded and threw the cat to Chen Ning, Chen Ning saw the injury on its body, so he took it to the kitchen and began to boil hot water.
Chen Ning treated its wound with hot water and bandaged it.
After healing its wounds, it was much more energetic, and ran to Lin Shouxi's room with its tail wagged, when Lin Shouxi was meditating and practicing on the bed, it jumped up, jumped to the head of the bed, and pointed at his practice.
"Well, your martial arts look good, do you want to be a master of the deity?" The three-flowered cat licked its paws and said.
Lin Shouxi didn't even open his eyes, grabbed the back of its neck with precision, and threw it off the bed.
The three-flowered cat dragon body was treated like this before it healed, and it was angry, but now that it was a private visit after all, it was inconvenient to make too much noise, it picked up the Zhushen record written by itself on the side of the bed, jumped on the windowsill, and lay quietly on its stomach, occasionally turning the book with the cat's paws, and occasionally watching Lin Shouxi practice.
Cultivation needs to be quiet, and being stared at like this by a cat, Lin Shouxi always felt uncomfortable.
After a few weeks of habitual vomiting, he opened his eyes and looked at the three-flowered cat: "You're full, your injuries are healed, and you're lying on your stomach like this?" β
"Or else?" Sanhua Cat asked innocently.
"Write a book." Lin Shouxi said coldly.
The three-flowered cat wants to jump out of the window and escape, but how can it be as agile as Lin Shouxi? He was only halfway out when he was dragged out, and the cat's face was pressed against the book.
"You...... Be bold, do you know what it is to blame for angering Tianyan. "The three-flowered cat hit him with his tail.
"Less nonsense, write faster."
"The deity...... The deity has no inspiration. β
Lin Shouxi casually pulled out the Zhangong sword, and the three-flowered cat looked at the sword body that was as clear as water, and its tail curled up suddenly.
"I'll just write it......" it said weakly.
"Well, it looks like you're still going to be able to talk well." Lin Shouxi expressed his appreciation.
Then he saw that the cat had its eyes closed and was motionless.
"What are you doing? Playing dead? Lin Shouxi pushed it.
"The deity is working hard to write, don't bother me." Sanhua cat said.
"You work hard by meditating?"
"Well, the deity is thinking about Dafa, you don't understand this dirt bun at first glance." The three-flowered cat expressed its relentlessness.
"Thoughts?" Lin Shouxi pondered for a moment and speculated: "You use this method to hook up your body, and then make it write a manuscript?" β
Sanhua Cat opened his eyes and stared at Lin Shouxi, feeling that he was more like a monster than himself.
Lin Shouxi was also interested in the book-writing cat, and he found that when the cat closed its eyes, it would make eye movements of different frequencies, and he speculated that frequent eye movements meant that it was struggling, and slow eye movements meant that it was slacking.
"Why can't you write a word for half a day?" Lin Shouxi observed for a moment and then began to hold accountable.
"How do you know this?" The three-flowered cat was shocked.
Then, it exonerates itself, "The follow-up plot is very important in this book, and it is hard to rush it." β
"Isn't the follow-up just that the two met, burst into tears, and lingered in love?" Lin Shouxi didn't think it was difficult.
"Hmph, vulgar." The three-flowered cat wagged its tail, "The deity won't write such a clichΓ© thing!" β
"And how do you want to write it?"
"Of course, let them miss it when they think they are going to meet, and miss it forever!" Sanhua Cat spoke proudly and said: "Ling Qiu thinks he is the son of destiny, and his cultivation is the best in the world, in fact, he is just a pawn of the extraterritorial demon who wants to invade this world, and this long-lost beloved does not exist at all, she is just the spiritual body that Ling Qiu imagined when he was lonely and helpless, Ling Qiu learned the truth, his spirit collapsed, and a crack in his Dao heart was born, and the Heavenly Demon took advantage of the void to enter and occupy him!" β
Ling Qiu is the name of the male protagonist in its book.
The three-flowered cat triumphantly said about its idea, and then it was frightened by the cold killing intent coming from beside it, and the cat's hair took root.
"The idea...... Isn't it good? Sanhua Cat looked at Lin Shouxi's expression of wanting to kill the cat and asked.
"It's not something that people can come up with." Lin Shouxi didn't bother to talk nonsense with it, just said, "Change it for me." β
"Hmph, this can't be changed, the foreshadowing has already been buried, if it is changed, won't it be invalidated?" Sanhua Cat argues with reason.
"I'm for your good." Lin Shouxi said helplessly: "If you really write like this, there will be no place for you in the Three Realms Village in the future." β
"Hmph, as the lord of the Three Realms Village, the deity has countless royal forest armies, and he ...... himself"
Chokingβthe sound of a sword interrupted its words, and the Zhan Gong unsheathed it and rested it on the neck of the three-flowered cat again.
Sanhua Cat looked at this gangster who dared to rush into the holy car, and hated in his heart, but this holy body was really weak and couldn't make an effective resistance, but it still didn't want to give in, "The twisted melon is not sweet, if this book is tampered with by you, how can the deity be worthy of the previous effort?" β
Lin Shouxi didn't say a word, just put the sword on its neck, staring at it coldly.
The three-flowered cat's voice became softer and softer.
"Hmph, you're so fierce, you can write it yourself." It muttered.
"Okay." Lin Shouxi did not refuse.
He took paper and pen, quickly wrote a copy, and handed it to the three-flowered cat, who read it and immediately had the heart to recruit talents, "The academy under the deity seat still lacks a bachelor, so it is better to ......"
"Don't speak, according to this thought, if there is anything wrong with what will be published in the future, I will only ask you." Lin Shouxi said lightly.
The three-flowered cat has no excuse, so it can only respond humiliatingly.
The little farce ended, and the three-flowered cat that was rescued halfway began to think about it according to the script, while Lin Shouxi continued to meditate and practice.
He began to think about the core exercises that he was missing.
He imagined himself as a tree, Luoshu's Tuna method was the root system for him to absorb nutrients, and the white pupils and black phoenix sword scriptures and dragon snatchers were all his branches and leaves, so what should his trunk be made of?
Lin Shouxi thought about this question, and looked at Zhan Gong Jian from time to time.
The little girl's contest should be over.
He originally thought that this sword would flicker in a short time, but he never thought that until late at night, the Zhan Gong Sword would not move...... Did the little girl lose heartbroken?
It is not difficult to see that the little girl's family background is very good, she wears different beautiful clothes every day, lives in a gorgeous, famous sword tower full of famous swords, she should be a rich lady, and the family is still martial, maybe it is related to the sacred mountain.
The Three Realms Village was blocked by a fog, this is a big deal, maybe you can use her mouth to contact the sacred mountain and send a master to investigate.
But all night, the sword did not flicker.
In the early morning, the three-flowered cat was still sleeping on the windowsill, and Chen Ning came in with a new set of clothes.
"I don't know if this set of clothes will fit my son's body, if it doesn't fit, I'll go to the store to change it." Chen Ning said.
Lin Shouxi unfolded it and looked at it, nodded and said, "It fits." β
"This is also for Childe." Chen Ning took out another silver coin and handed it to him, "This is also the reward of this dart, it is a common money item in the Immortal Village, which can be used to exchange rare treasures with the cultivators of the Immortal Village, and can even be paid as a 'price'." β
Lin Shouxi did not refuse, and took the coin. The three-flowered cat opened its eyes when it heard the sound, staring at the coin, its eyes shining.
Chen Ning finished delivering but didn't leave, standing there as if hesitating about something, Lin Shouxi asked, "What's wrong?" β
"Seven days later, there is still a big order, I don't know if the son is willing to take it?"
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Until Chen Ning left, Lin Shouxi did not give her a clear answer.
"Can't you see, you are so desperate?" Sanhua Cat sneered and said, "The deity looks at you with a cold face all day long, and thinks you are an outlaw." β
"Everyone lives at their expense."
"Looks like you have someone you want to meet?" Sanhua Cat asked.
Lin Shouxi was silent, he didn't feel like he needed to talk to a cat about this.
"Looks like there is!" The three-flowered cat observed his expression, said firmly, and asked, "Then do you want to leave the Three Realms Mountain?" β
Lin Shouxi's expression moved slightly, "Do you have a way?" β
The three-flowered cat barked twice and said triumphantly: "You really have someone you want to see!" You're separated, and you don't even know if each other is dead or alive, right? Meow - no wonder you were so angry when you heard that last night, it finally made the deity figure figure it out. β
Sure enough, they were teasing me...... Lin Shouxi shook his head slightly, and he didn't bother to bother with it.
Who you want to meet......
Xiao He's figure resurfaced in his memory, with snow-white hair, a petite body, and a pure and charming smile...... Everything about her was dazzlingly white in her memory, only now they were so far apart that even the prophecy he had believed in was vague. Now, he just wants to go back to the cold and heavy rainy night of the Wu family, hide with her in that funny cave room, and never come out.
Thinking of this, there was a flash of inspiration, and Lin Shouxi thought of something that he had been ignoring.
- He has a way to inform Xiao He of his safety!
Lin Shouxi flipped through his old clothes and found the contract, which was the contract drawn up by Xiao He in the boudoir at that time, and he rejected it softly and stiffly, so Xiao He only let him keep it, and when he figured it out, he pressed the handprint.
The Divine Attendant Order can be called a divine skill, which should be able to cross the barrier and make the other party feel it.
It doesn't matter who serves and who is the master, if he can tell Xiao He that he is still safe, he will be satisfied.
Fortunately, in the repeated battles, this contract was not destroyed, but preserved intact, he carefully opened the seal, pulled out the bamboo paper, unfolded it, and bit his hand to press it.
It was the first time for Sanhua Cat to see that his expression fluctuated so much, and he also jumped off the windowsill and went over to join in the fun.
Lin Shouxi's hand hung in the air and froze.
The three-flowered cat looked at the letter and was also stunned.
Where is this god servant contract, I saw that at the top of the paper, there were two beautiful but dazzling words written:
Marriage Certificate.