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"Hmm, I didn't expect that after finding the first piece of the friendship puzzle, I really helped Brother Haizi lift one-ninth of the seal on his body!" Liu Mei'er muttered incredulously. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Novels.23txt.

Now that Hai Zi already has one-ninth of the mana of his previous life, he and the women around him are even more looking forward to being able to find other friendship puzzle pieces, and when Hai Zi recovers all the mana of Zuo Chuning in his previous life, he can take the people around him to find the heart stone left by Nie Xian'er, and then he can go to the end of the world where the Demon Venerable lives, firstly, to snatch back that piece of the Heavenly Fear Stone to help Ling Xue'er cure his amnesia, and secondly, to prevent the Demon Venerable from the lower realm from invading the world, but there are some things that must be done step by step to be practical.

Haizi and the others walked out of the ancient tomb and talked with the seniors of the golden body dragon for a long time, until about three o'clock in the afternoon, Hai Zi and several beauties around him were sent out of the Longyuan cliff by the golden body dragon, and with the moral artifact given to him by the golden body dragon, Hai Zi took the people around him to the sword mountain where the second piece of friendship puzzle was hidden.

"It's still dozens of miles away from Jianshan, it's so boring to travel so far?" Haizi said to the beauties around him, and Yang Hua'er immediately opened her mouth to tell everyone a joke: "It is said that one day a beautiful woman of Sai Tianxian went to ask a respected master: Master, I am so beautiful, every day I am pestered by a group of men to give gifts, invite dinner, watch movies, etc., and it is difficult for me to refuse others, what should I do?"

The master silently scooped up a ladle of water from the pond and poured it on the woman's head.

The woman suddenly realized: I understand, you want me to be clear-headed, calm as water, and face everything in the world with a clear mind... Is it?

Master: Amitabha, it's not so complicated, as long as you take off your makeup, the world will be quiet, beautiful or not, a scoop of water, and all ghosts when you remove your makeup. ”

"Hahaha, this joke is really funny, but you beauties around me never use makeup, and this story is not about you. Haizi's voice was a little proud, "I... I'm glad to have you by my side, and to know you is also a blessing for me in my life. ”

"Sisters, let's continue to tell jokes, it's still so far away from Sword Mountain, will you really be bored to death?" Ling Xue'er said with a smile to the other beauties.

Yang Hua'er told a joke just now, and now her cousin Liu Mei'er also told a joke to everyone: "It is said that there is a modern person surnamed Sha, who is happy to get a thousand gold, and hopes that his daughter will grow up to be promising, so he wants to name his daughter "Salon".

Wife: "Boys become dragons, girls become phoenixes." The man surnamed Sha: "Then call it Shahuang!" Wife: "My daughter went to Russia to be the Tsar?" I think it's better to take a domineering name. The man surnamed Sha: "It's simply called a sandstorm, which not only covers the sky and the earth, but also is very charming." ”

Then Ba Qiudie also told everyone a joke: "Mathematics teacher: "Why do you only have answers to your proof questions, but no process?" Xiao Ming: "I forgot to write it!" Mathematics teacher: "Make up your problem-solving process." ”

Xiao Ming: "Okay!" So, Xiao Ming wrote: Today's process is too difficult, the exam questions are extremely difficult! I picked up the pen, but there is no water, I replaced it, still no water, in desperation, I can only borrow it from my classmates, at that moment, I showed the answer to this question, so I wrote it down with a pen excitedly....... When the math teacher saw it, he was furious and yelled, "Go home and call your parents!"

Then, Ye Xian'er also told everyone a joke: "Snitch Xiao Li carried a bag of loot to the boss to ask for credit

Xiao Li: "Boss, you used to scold me for being useless, you see, I got it yesterday, do you know how to steal it, yesterday on the bus, a big man was masked, carrying a big bag, I gave him a stealing beam to change the pillar, and the bag was in hand!" "Boss: "What to steal, open the bag and see!" Xiao Li opened the bag and said to the boss excitedly: "It turns out that this guy sells alarm clocks, you see, there are pointers, and there are electronic ones, you see, this is also a countdown, 5 minutes and 43 seconds, haha...... "Boss:" you mb, it's not good for you to steal tm, you steal terrorists, run ......"

After Ye Xian'er finished telling the joke, Sister Chen Lu couldn't help but tell everyone one: "After graduating from high school, Xiao Xu was not admitted to college, and had nothing to do all day, after hearing this, my uncle came to Xiao Xu's house, uncle: "Xiao Xu, it's uncomfortable to be at home all day, I'll take you to a large playground to play?", Xiao Xu: "Okay, uncle, you're so good, what's so fun?" Uncle: "There's there, you like dazzling fireworks, all kinds of homemade metal toys, and mechanical arms to let you experience the taste of Iron Man!!" Xiao Xu: " Okay, where is it, go now!" Uncle: "Tomorrow, in Jinan!" The next day, Xiao Xu was taken by his uncle to Lanxiang Technical School, where there are dazzling electrical welding, automated CNC machine tools, and excavators.

Qiu Bailian was not to be outdone, and told everyone the jokes she had cherished for many years: "Boss:"Boss:"Staff, our restaurant has recently seen a decrease in customers, and customers have reported that our meals are not very tasty, so let's come up with ideas."

Waiter Xiao Li: "Boss, there is a popular marketing strategy called hunger marketing, why don't we give it a try?"

The boss slapped his thigh: "Okay, just do what Xiao Li said!" A week later, the boss was arrested by the police because he locked the diners in a small black room and starved for three days, and the diners called the police..."

Qiu Bailian's joke made everyone walking on the road laugh, and Ling Xueer couldn't help but tell everyone a joke: "There is a Suzhou girl who just got her driver's license, and on the first day on the road, she got out of the car to buy vegetables when she saw a vegetable seller on the side of the road."

Hawker: "Girl, you're a novice, aren't you?"

Suzhou sister: "Yes, how do you know?"

Hawker: "Your car, parked on the side of the road 2o cm, at first glance is a novice, the old driver will not park casually!"

After buying vegetables, I went on the road again, and drove a car past Suzhou Xiaomei, and the driver shouted to her: "Sister, you are a novice, right?"

Suzhou little sister: "How do you know?"

Old Red Cloud Daoist: "Such a wide road. You have to press the manhole cover, what is it if you are not a novice?"

When she arrived at the traffic light, the Suzhou little sister obediently braked and waited for the red light, and an aunt knocked on the window of the Suzhou little girl

Auntie: "Girl, you're a newbie, right?"

Suzhou little sister: "Yes, auntie, you can see it!"

The aunt smiled at the little sister in Suzhou, didn't speak, poof, the aunt lay in front of her car, shouting: "Come on, this woman hit me ......"

Suzhou Little Sister: "......"

In this way, everyone told jokes and followed Haizi towards Sword Mountain, where the second piece of the friendship puzzle was hidden.

"We will be able to reach Sword Mountain in half an hour, everyone be careful, I always feel that Du Luchun and Feng Yuanzheng will bring the people of the Demon Venerable to stop us. Haizi said, and took the lead in the front again.

Listening to Hai Zi's words, Ling Xue'er, who was originally the happiest among the girls, suddenly had a little dazed eyes, she knew that Du Luchun and Feng Yuanzheng were already the people of the Demon Venerable, and Du Luchun was the reincarnation of Xu Feiniang, Zuo Qiu Ning's enemy in his previous life, this is not the same concept as enmity with Hai Zi and himself in this life, that is, the appearance of Du Luchun was originally aimed at Hai Zi and Ling Xue'er, and now they have joined forces with the Demon Venerable of the World, not only to be unfavorable to Hai Zi and Ling Xue'er, but to make you the most invincible person in the world.

Ling Xue'er didn't know why Haizi suddenly had that bad premonition, they passed through the mountains along the way, the environment here is very beautiful like a fairyland, compared with those cities with serious air pollution, this is a paradise, but few people can come here, because there is not as much money to make in the city. In such an inaccessible place, there really will be no one to disturb them, they have passed through a village, the whole village, the houses are all made of wood! Hundreds of villagers only have one television to let them know about the outside world, and they can only receive a few television stations, but these simple peasants still live very comfortably and happily!

"Damn Du Luchun and Feng Yuanzheng. Ling Xue'er muttered in a low voice, and once again held Haizi's hand tightly in her arms, and several beauties behind them also looked around cautiously while walking, afraid that Du Luchun and Feng Yuanzheng would suddenly appear with the people of the Demon Venerable and come to attack them.

Thirty minutes later.

They finally rushed to the sword mountain that the golden body dragon said, Hai Zi looked at the sword mountain in front of him for a long time and stood silent, the golden body dragon senior said that Nie Xian'er in order not to let the vicious people easily get the friendship puzzle, so each piece of the friendship puzzle has someone to take care of, Hai Zi doesn't know who will be the person who is guarding the second friendship puzzle in this sword mountain?

Walking into Sword Mountain, Hai Zi and the girls around him began to inquire around about a place called Dragon Bone Peak, because when they left the Longyuan Cliff, the Golden Body Dragon senior told Hai Zi that the second piece of friendship puzzle was placed in Dragon Bone Peak, and when they inquired, they learned that this Dragon Bone Peak was actually in a very remote area on the other side of Sword Mountain Peak.

"Oh, are you going to go to Dragon Bone Peak now? It is said that there is an Sorry Mr. living there, this Sorry Mr. has a very strange temper, and he will never give a good face to anyone who trespasses into Dragon Bone Peak without permission. "The old fisherman who has been chatting with Haizi and them for so long, finally reminded Haizi who is going to Dragon Bone Peak that they must not easily provoke the sorry gentleman who lives in Dragon Bone Peak. After Haizi said goodbye to the old fisherman very politely, he took a few beauties around him and walked towards the dragon bone peak on the other side of the peak of Jianshan Mountain.

"Who is that sorry gentleman, could it be the person arranged by Nie Xian'er to guard the second piece of the friendship puzzle, why don't we wait for us to arrive at Dragon Bone Peak and go directly to the sorry gentleman to ask!" Haizi said.

"I think Hai Zi is right, I just secretly made a divination, at least this sorry Mr. has a lot to do with the second friendship puzzle we are looking for, and it is said that the Dragon Bone Peak is very large and has a range of hundreds of miles, if we don't go to this sorry Mr. who has been living in the Dragon Bone Peak, we won't be able to find the second friendship puzzle soon!" Liu Mei'er said her own considerations, and the others felt that Hai Zi and Liu Mei'er were right, so everyone decided to go directly to Mr. Sorry, who lived in seclusion in Dragon Bone Peak.

"This should be the Dragonbone Peak, the old fisherman once said that he was sorry that Mr. lived in the attic. Looking at the majestic and towering Dragon Bone Peak in front of him, Hai Zi's face couldn't help but change, and he said to Ling Xue'er beside him, "We must find the second piece of the friendship puzzle as soon as possible, I always feel that Du Luchun and Feng Yuanzheng are about to catch up with us at this time." ”

"I'm sorry sir, my name is Haizi, we came to Dragonbone Peak to find the second piece of the friendship puzzle, please come out to meet us. ”

"See your sister. The face of the foreigner in the attic in a decent suit sank, who is this Haizi, and he dared to come directly to ask him for the second friendship puzzle, thinking that anyone could get this friendship puzzle.

Almost instantly, the foreigners standing next to the attic blasted Haizi and them out of the attic, but Haizi's degree was much faster than these people, and he had already swept towards the attic with a light sweep, and almost none of those people could stop Haizi.

Hai Zi easily broke into the attic, but saw an elegant-looking foreign man sitting in the attic, Hai Zi stood in place, stunned and looked at the man's face at this time seemed to be very angry, Liu Mei'er took Ling Xue'er and they also rushed into the attic, for a while, everyone looked at this sorry gentleman, and no one dared to say a word for a long time.

However, I don't know why the sorry gentleman's face suddenly changed again, it seems to be the piece of friendship puzzle that Haizi is hanging on his waist, so this Haizi has obtained a Tianshu greedy wolf jade card from the Longyuan cliff, Haizi walked towards Mr. Sorry without hesitation, and in the process of walking, it was very simple, and when he walked in front of Mr. Sorry, Haizi still said nothing.

Mr. I'm sorry looked at Hai Zi for a long time, and finally admitted that Hai Zi was the one Nie Xian'er arranged to come to him to take the second piece of the friendship puzzle, and Mr. I'm sorry finally showed a smile on his face, and then said, "You finally showed up on time." ”

In an instant, all the people standing in this comfortable attic, including Haizi, felt a sense of relief.