Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Upbringing of the Second Dog and the Third Gui
There were a few stronger ones, their eyes purring, and they were thinking about how to take Kakamu's place.
If Kakamu knew, he would have sat up straight in anger and scolded: "This world is really realistic. ”
Then, he fell straight down and lost his breath completely.
With this unpleasant episode, the originally warm and passionate atmosphere of the banquet suddenly became awkward.
Even Wu Sangui, who was extremely thick-skinned, was furious by the Jurchens around him, and used actions such as rubbing his nose, rolling his eyes, and whistling to hide his uneasiness.
Seeing that it was time for him to appear again, Zilharang laughed and stood up with a huge bowl of wine, and shouted heroically, "Let's have another drink!" No one can get out of this door tonight! ”
Wu Sangui, who was looking for a wine bowl in a hurry, finally found one full of wine, but before he could grasp it, his hand shook again, and he fell to the ground with a "bang", and fell to pieces with a "pop".
Not only because of Zilharang's words, but also because his wine bowl slipped from his hand and fell to the ground, shattering and splashing with the mellow and clear wine.
It's all to blame for Huang Chongzhen, who is hairy and careless, and obviously drank too much.
He actually stood up half a beat later than Zilharang, and touched his broad shoulder on his left hand, which was holding the wine bowl, which led to this scene.
The entire banquet hall was so silent that it was audible for a pin drop, and only the sound of people trying to slow down their breathing and their hearts beating uncontrollably and vigorously could be heard.
However, after a while, the imaginary 500 axemen rushed into the house and chopped the congregation into meat sauce to feed the dogs, but it did not happen.
Only then did everyone gradually relax their heartstrings, glance left and right with each other's eyes, and found that the left and right were also looking left and right like this, so they gradually "hahahaha", and finally laughed.
How strong he was to calm down just now, how exaggerated his smile was at this time.
Wu Sangui blushed with a handsome little white face, and laughed so much that tears were pouring into his eyes.
"This trip to Houjin is really ...... It's so exciting! He wiped his tears and thought sadly while explaining that the wind and frost in Liaodong were really big.
But this time, even Zhou Ji, who liked to ridicule him the most, had an approving attitude, although he didn't laugh, let alone tears, he also gently exhaled a long turbid breath, nodded and said, "Yes, yes!" ”
The two initiators were also deeply surprised by this scene.
Zierharang looked at Huang Chongzhen with disgust, snatched the wine bowl that had been sprinkled with half of the kid's hand, and poured half of it into his mouth.
Zilharang didn't squirt out a mouthful, but swallowed it with difficulty, and at the same time stuffed the bowl back into Huang Chongzhen's hand.
After the latter pinched it in a daze, he subconsciously poured it into his mouth.
They looked at each other and laughed.
At this moment, the two people in different camps have a ridiculous feeling of hating each other.
The affection between men is sometimes so simple, but it is wonderful.
The next show is very simple, just drinking, guessing boxing, drinking, and guessing boxing.
After all, no one thought that a small wrestling game could still play with human life.
In fact, for bold men, just drinking is already very enthusiastic, and there are so many beauties, shuttling back and forth, rubbing one hand at a time, constantly pushing the atmosphere of the scene.
Both sides are trying to get rid of each other's people by all means.
However, the Jurchens, who had the advantage in numbers, were quite martial arts in this regard, and they did not adopt wheel tactics.
Only Wu Sangui suffered wave after wave of attacks from many beauties, and soon became completely drunk.
I don't know who mentioned it, but in the venue where I had just played a wrestling game, I played the scene in "Journey to the West", where Zhu Bajie chased his daughter-in-law, which made everyone laugh.
Huang Chongzhen finally knew why Ji'er Harang refused to let Xiao Fujin come again, this guy is really the same kind of man as himself, and after Xiao Lu beat himself because of depression last night, he will never suffer this loss again.
But this kid also thought vulgarly: Maybe the purpose of this guy's banquet again is to avoid that delicate and tender little vixen?
"Garrison? Toji? It's just two small roles. But who is the leader of this trip? Is it the bearded man, or is it this cunning boy with a national face? Hehe, it's interesting. ”
With a deep drunken look, Ji'er Harang could finally boldly shuttle back and forth on Zu Dale and Huang Chongzhen's bodies, and the wisdom and deep light were deeply restrained in the depths of his ocean-like eyes.
However, Zilharang suddenly felt that it did not seem to matter who was the leader, after all, the guests were as they pleased, and the local customs were to be led by the current ruler of the land.
The current Liaoyang belongs to the occupied area of the Later Jin.
Drunken Jurchen nobles began to come up to the main table and toast the two frequently.
Especially Huang Chongzhen, the reason is: "You kid didn't scream and wrestle, it's always okay to drink, right?" ”
Huang Chongzhen did not refuse, and poured wine into his mouth cup after cup.
"Yesterday, my Dajin warrior was caught off guard and was speechless, but today...... Hum! My Dajin warrior has no way to defeat in Liaodong, and he will not easily admit defeat at the wine table! ”
In Zilharang's heart, the ambition to compete suddenly rose.
A few glances fell, and the person who immediately toasted Huang Chongzhen almost lined up from the main table to the door.
For the continuous battle at the wine table, no matter in the past or present life, Huang Chongzhen has never been afraid.
But how boring is it for a person to be toasted? So he took Zilharan over as well, and the reason was: "You have not even respected the master of the family, Beelor, how dare you respect me?" How dare I drink it? ”
The upright Jurchen Baturu were instantly choked speechless by these words.
Zilharang became a pond fish that was affected, and even if he hated it, he had to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.
A person as keen as Huang Chongzhen naturally has a sense of the well-hidden exploration of this Baylor next to him, but he does not show the slightest unnaturalness, but plays the role of the yellow finch without a trace.
"You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, the people who watch the scenery look at you from upstairs, the bright moon decorates your window, you decorate other people's dreams." He smiled and drank the liquor in the big bowl in one gulp, and he smiled in his heart.
Finally, Zilharang and the Jurchen nobles who participated in the banquet learned to be smart, and no longer drank in large bowls, but moved out of the etiquette of the Ming Dynasty, and replaced them with small wine cups and sipped them in small sips.
The beautiful name says: to entertain the distinguished Ming mission with the gift of the Ming Dynasty.
For this reason, even the bold style of eating large pieces of meat was changed, and a sharp dagger was used to cut off small pieces one by one, just like Westerners eat steaks, and put them in their mouths piece by piece.
Even when chewing, keep your mouth closed, and be careful not to make a sound.
On the contrary, Huang Chongzhen and others are still very open.
Under the leadership of his uninhibited eating appearance, whether it is Zu Dale and Zu Kuan, who have always been bold, or the simple Zhou Ji, Da Niu, or Yuan Qi and others, they all eat and drink happily.
Wu Sangui is even more needless to say, his eyes are full of meat, his mouth is also meat, and his hands are full of soft meat.
Some caught it themselves, some took the initiative to send it, and even some beautiful women chewed it and crossed it with fragrant lips.
Coming to a place that has been forcibly occupied by others, and the wine you drink is actually brought by yourself, this feeling is like flying in the sky of fate.
Fortunately, what is eaten is post-gold, and after eating it in the stomach, it is transformed into its own energy, and then turning this energy into power to kill the Jurchens in turn, which is a profitable business.
If it escalates to an act of war, it can be called a war to feed the war, or it can be eaten by the enemy, which is also a tactic.
In the past ten years, Hou Jin was under the leadership of the slave chieftain, and often dealt with the Ming Dynasty in this way, so as soon as they got the opportunity, everyone worked very hard, wanting to earn back some blood for the Ming heroes who had been martyred.
Although, there are only fifty-three of them, plus a big yellow dog.
The second dog also has its own table, and it eats more than just bones.
There was always a Jurchen man who liked brave animals to come over, touch its huge head, and by the way, throw the bone with a large piece of meat in his hand on the ground.
The second dog does not eat these spurting foods, only those young ladies come over with a smile, caress its soft fur lovingly, scratch it for it, and respectfully place the meat and bones on the plate on the table in front of it, will it stretch out its huge head and open its mouth to smile.
"Really educated." The Jurchens were so amused by its childish and intelligent appearance that they giggled, and they went to tease Wu Sangui again.
It's a pity that although Wu Sangui's guy is erect, he is not as big as the second dog who is not erect.
Judging from the appearance alone, it is easy to mistake people that Houjin is the state of etiquette, and Da Ming is just a barbarian, one side occasionally shows disdain, and the other party not only does not see it, but also disdains it in his heart.
So, both sides are very willing to let this misunderstanding sink deeper.
The only difference is that the men and women of the real women seem to be a little self-righteous.
And Huang Chongzhen and his entourage came prepared. The reason why I endure humiliation and bear the burden is just to move forward with the burden.
This is what Huang Chongzhen emphasized to everyone in advance, whether it is those who are destined to be unknown grass clothes guards, or Zu Dale Wu Sangui, who are destined to be famous in history.
After all, there is a limit to the amount of human belly and alcohol.
Especially as soon as the stamina of burning the knife comes up, Li Bai, who has the second-stage cutting skills and the big move, may not be able to bear it.