The team snorted coldly, and instead of sending their already overstretched men to chase after them and question them, they firmly guarded the city gate.

He didn't know that the entire Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Division were angry because of his actions.

The long-awaited promotion journey that he has been longing for, like the Guan Ning locust, several times a year, is also about to begin.

Chongzhen walked at a steady pace as usual and walked into the Palace of Heart Nourishment.

After the morning exercise, the apocalypse was bathed in the late autumn morning sun, sitting comfortably in a rattan chair, comfortably peeling a yellow and clear strip of sweet potato.

Tianqi didn't look at the Heart Cultivation Gate, but as if he knew that Chongzhen was coming, he said casually: "This sweet potato is soft and glutinous, delicious and delicious, and it is so fragrant that it makes people appetizing, but I love to fart after eating too much." ”

No one dared to answer this, even Imperial Doctor Xue Fang, who came on duty to give the morning pulse to the Apocalypse, knew what was going on, but he still smiled silently.

There is probably only Chongzhen in the whole world, who dares to speak up and be honest.

This is also where he is commendable, and it is also where Apocalypse likes him.

After all, people who have lived in the deep palace for a long time even seem so extravagant to hear a word of truth.

I saw Chong handing over the vegetable basket to a small yellow door that greeted him, and said with a smile: "Fart is the qi in the belly, how can it not be reasonable." The emperor has become fond of farting, which means that the top is thorough, which is a good thing. Did the emperor find that the poop has become normal recently, no longer sparse, but gradually taking shape, and no longer going to the toilet five or six or seventy times a day, but becoming regular. ”

When Xue Fang heard him talk about the principles of Chinese medicine about digestion in such a popular way, he really couldn't laugh or cry.

The palace maid Huangmen and the guards who served from the side were sweating profusely.

Going to the toilet five or six or seventy or eighty times a day, for people with extremely weak spleen and stomach, plus heart and kidneys, it is indeed possible, and Tianqi is unfortunately caught in such a trick.

In the era when the flush toilet had not yet been invented, and paper was not yet luxurious enough to wipe the buttocks, it was really painful, and only those who had been sick would know the preciousness of good health, so the apocalypse cherished this improvement.

He calmly peeled his yellow sweet potato, and after thinking about it for a while, he said in a matter-of-fact manner: "That's true, but fifth brother, you haven't studied medicine either, how do you know?" ”

Chongzhen blinked and smiled: "How does the emperor know that his courtiers have not studied medicine?" ”

Tianqi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly: "Okay, it's all because my brother doesn't care enough about you." ”

Chongzhen said with a smile: "Strong flowers can't be cultivated in the greenhouse, and the courtiers sincerely thank the emperor." ”

Apocalypse nodded and said, "It's good that you understand the hard work of being a brother." ”

Chongzhen said again: "Has the emperor still noticed that his appetite has improved recently, and he has eaten a lot, but he has lost weight?" ”

Tianqi smiled bitterly: "I didn't notice it, but my spirit is a lot fuller, and I am no longer as weak as before." Fifth brother, do you know what's going on? ”

Chongzhen said with a smile in his eyes: "This is because the previous emperor was fat." ”

"Fat?"

"Yes. Fat is mostly caused by the perennial accumulation of cold and dampness in the body, the emperor is busy with state affairs, and there is very little exercise, so he is blessed year by year, if you don't pay attention to it, you will soon become pot-bellied. ”

Tianqi patted his belly, which had shriveled a lot, and said: "No wonder in recent years, it has become more and more difficult for my brother to squat, it turns out that this is the case." This knowledge is also learned from books? ”

Chongzhen said: "Yes, these medical pharmacology is actually very common, and it is recorded in many medical techniques. The emperor's diet before was mostly based on dishes, and there were very few meals. In the future, the emperor should focus on staple food, regularly and quantitatively, avoid overeating, and persevere, and the gastrointestinal function will be greatly restored. Right, Imperial Doctor Xue? ”

Chongzhen solicited Xue Fang's opinion, and after getting his authoritative nod, he said: "My brother always likes to hold a cup of fragrant tea and wander in the sea of books on weekdays, and the taste is not much better than the flight of the ancient ancestors.

Reading books in your spare time is indeed very beneficial to self-cultivation, and the emperor can also try it. The emperor can imagine that it is only a sunny and warm autumn, accompanied by a slight cool breeze, sitting on a rattan chair in this still vibrant small courtyard, holding a book and drinking a sip of tea, how comfortable it is! ”

Tianqi said leisurely: "Your ability to admonish the emperor is really perfect, and you don't know how much cuter than those guys who are prone to death or tens of thousands of words." I can't live up to your kindness, I hate less books when I use them, and I have nothing to do during this time, so I'll find some books to read. ”

Apocalypse said casually, as for which books to read and when to read, he didn't need to think about it at all.

As the Son of Heaven, he has a lot of resources, he only needs to be clear about what he wants to do, and there will naturally be countless people running around for his ideas, flocking to it, and never getting tired of it.

Xue Fang took the opportunity to take a step forward, bowed down and said: "This is really the blessing of the people of the world, my emperor Shengming." ”

Tianqi immediately squinted at him and said, "What is in your way when I talk to the fifth brother?" ”

Xue Fang was not angry, stroked his gray beard, chuckled and returned to his original position.

Chongzhen laughed and said: "The emperor shouldn't be too harsh on Imperial Doctor Xue, they have been immersed in the medical Tao for many years, and they haven't even played half of their level." Didn't the emperor easily refuse to sweat? So in the dog days of the coming year, it will depend on them to perform dragon bone moxibustion for the emperor.

At that time, the emperor will definitely sweat like pulp, and the old moisture hidden deep in the viscera will be expelled from the body. The first and middle volts are each performed once for keel moxibustion, and the last for each of them is performed twice. After a course of treatment, the emperor will feel a lot more transparent, and people will also love to sweat.

If you persevere, and carry out keel moxibustion according to the course of treatment on the dog days of every year, then after three or five consecutive years, the sweat flowing from the emperor's body will no longer be as wet and muddy as before, but ask the canal to be as clear as possible, for there is a source of living water. The emperor's dragon body will definitely be greatly improved, and it will be a great problem to dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years. ”

Tianqi couldn't help it, and laughed heartily: "Did you also learn this eloquence from books?" ”

Chongzhen Dao: "Reading is like cultivating the day after tomorrow, but it is also very important to be born by nature. The so-called genius is 99% sweat and 1% inspiration. ”

"Genius is 99 percent perspiration, plus 1 percent inspiration? That's a good saying! Tianqi thought so, and looked at Chongzhen Dao solemnly, "My brother, it's becoming more and more like Yao Shun." ”