Chapter 348: Sister-in-law, Aren't There Still Dumplings?
Chongzhen nodded and said: "The emperor's body has improved greatly, and it really doesn't hurt to drink a few more cups." ”
Speaking of this apocalypse, he was embarrassed, and hurriedly grabbed Chongzhen's hand and said, "Why didn't my brother sleep at home yesterday?" ”
Chongzhen felt and said: "Brothers always have to separate families, only where the wife is located is the home of my generation of men." ”
The pun in this sentence made him have to agree loudly even if he knew that he was making fun of his apocalypse, because Empress Zhang fully supported Chongzhen's point of view.
Tianqi was slightly embarrassed: "My brother is right, I and my brother's wife are both chosen by the Queen Mother, and our brothers really want to thank her old man." ”
"Yes, the Queen Mother has also moved out, it seems that if Lao Tzu doesn't forgive you again, even this last step will be lost." Chongzhen smiled secretly, and said on his face, "Brother Huang, the younger brother wants to go out and become a vassal." ”
"What! You're going to get out! Apocalypse jumped up from the rattan chair that Chongzhen had made with his own hands, and said in a panic, "How can this be! How so! Is my brother resenting his brother's desperation? ”
Chongzhen stood up and stared at the apocalypse sincerely: "Brother Huang, don't get excited, lest you get angry and break your body, my brother has no intention of doing so!" It's just that the general trend is like this, the rules of the Ming Dynasty are like this, and the younger brother has to follow the ancestral system! Please also ask the royal brother for permission, and also ask the imperial sister-in-law...... Don't be angry! ”
Chongzhen said, and bowed deeply.
He could feel the tangle in Apocalypse's heart, but the only one who could untie this knot was himself, and the queen beside him who was staring at him.
Chongzhen knows very well that if Tianqi's body has improved greatly, he is not suitable to continue to rely in the palace anyway, rely on the emperor's side, and act as a loyal dog of the royal family.
In view of the apocalypse's hesitation and repeated temptations, Chongzhen simply threw out all the problems at once, and if they were solved, they would be solved, and if they could not be solved, they would be pulled down.
It's okay to go to the vassal like the fat man of King Fu.
If during this period, Tianqi and Empress Zhang have left the dragon heir as they wish, then it would be even better.
According to Chongzhen's pulse, Queen Zhang's physical fitness is actually okay, although she has lost her baby several times, she is still young, and her good physical foundation is still there, just a little conditioning, and the dragon species of the apocalypse is no problem, and childbirth is not a fantasy.
It is precisely because of this that he will have the idea of going out to become a vassal, at least he must move out of the palace and return to the Xinwang Mansion, otherwise if the imperial sister-in-law is pregnant during this period, wouldn't he be even more embarrassed?
Empress Zhang's smile was very bright, but Tianqi was panicked in her heart, recalling the potential crisis a few months ago, and the changes brought about by the reversal of the situation after King Xin entered the palace.
After all, under the encouraging eyes of Empress Zhang, he gritted his teeth and said, "My brother, be Yao Shun!" My brother listens to the order, I will immediately crown you as the emperor's brother, plus the regent dynasty! There is no joke in the king, once the word is out, the horse is difficult to chase! ”
Chongzhen hurriedly knelt on the ground, but instead of thanking him, he categorically excused himself: "Your Majesty, this matter must not be done!" ”
After all, the apocalypse is the temper of the emperor, and seeing that Chongzhen repeatedly ignored his sincerity, he suppressed his anger and said: "I am so honest, to tell the truth, if it weren't for the queen's insistence...... Do you want to question me again? ”
Chongzhen looked up at Tianqi and said: "The courtier's brother has no such intention, can the emperor listen to the courtier's brother's detailed analysis and explain the reason clearly?" ”
Tianqi looked at Empress Zhang, who looked at the resolute and upright face of the young man on the ground, and then looked at Tianqi again, nodding solemnly.
Apocalypse said: "Then you get up and explain." ”
Chongzhen got up and said, "Brother Huang, sister-in-law, you two sit down first, and wait for the younger brother to come slowly." ”
Tianqi snorted lightly, and under the gentle support of Empress Zhang, he sat back on the rattan chair that Chongzhen had tailored for him.
Seeing that Empress Zhang was also seated, Chongzhen said: "Brother Chen, in fact, is still thinking about himself......"
"Listen! Listen! Tianqi looked at Empress Zhang, and was excited to stand up again.
Empress Zhang coaxed and deceived him, and finally calmed him down.
Chongzhen was actually quite pleased that Tianqi actually had the strength to lose his temper, and he laughed heartlessly: "If the emperor really made his courtier's brother the emperor's younger brother, but he hid it and did not give the right of the regent dynasty to his younger brother, but still entrusted it to Wei Zhongxian, I am afraid that the courtier's brother will be worried about his life in an instant." ”
Tianqi said angrily: "Can you not do everything to that eunuch?" ”
Chongzhen said: "Even the emperor recognized him as a eunuch, which shows how arrogant the eunuch faction is, not to mention the younger brother, it is the queen's mother, and the eunuch faction is not less difficult!" ”
"You...... You are talking nonsense! ”
"The entire palace is the queen mother and queen, and they don't care to look at the face of that eunuch!"
"King Xin, King Xin, I called you here today, but I didn't ask you to tell the truth!"
"Even Concubine Kang is proud of being a guest of Wei!"
Who is Concubine Kang? It is the favorite concubine of the Great Ming Guangzong.
Guangzong ascended the throne, and he wanted to be crowned the imperial concubine, and at that time, he could use the young apocalypse, which is conclusively recorded in history.
However, Guangzong has collapsed after more than a month on the throne, and the imperial concubine that Concubine Li Kang thinks about day and night has not been sealed, and the seal of the Queen Mother has not fallen on her head, but fortunately, the apocalypse is interesting enough to respect her as Concubine Kang.
Therefore, when Tianqi heard this, he immediately fell silent and said for a long time: "Is this serious? ”
"It's true! And it's not forced to stammer, but it's proud. Chongzhen said solemnly.
"He's the opposite!" Apocalypse suddenly stood up and knocked the armrest of the rattan chair out of the throne position.
"In the past few years, the emperor has been obsessed with carpentry and has made great contributions to my Ming generals, especially the Liaodong border army! However, in order to balance the intertwined Donglin, too many rights were also given to the old fat cat! ”
Apocalypse sighed dejectedly: "So you understand! ”
Chongzhen arched his hand and said: "All the helplessness of the emperor, the ministers and brothers see it in their eyes and remember it in their hearts." ”
"That'll be fine." Apocalypse nodded and said, "If I really have the day when the Middle Way collapses, please also ask my brother to be kind to my queen, your imperial sister-in-law." And also...... Although the eunuch is bad, he can help you and balance Donglin. ”
Chongzhen said solemnly: "The damage caused by the two factions to my Ming national strength is half a catty, especially after fighting with each other for several years, and they are not willing to give in to each other at all. Therefore, for the younger brothers, it is actually the same. The eunuchs are not all bad people, and Donglin is not all good people, so it depends on how to screen and find ways to return the Ming Dynasty to my Ming Dynasty. ”
The honesty of the truth will undoubtedly cause some damage to the stubborn self-esteem of the apocalypse.
But he was used to hearing flattery, and seemed to prefer this frank style, and he was also very yearning for the court atmosphere described by Chongzhen, so he said with a tiger face: "Then it depends on my brother's Yao Shun methods, in short, I can't screen it." ”
Chongzhen said: "The emperor really doesn't have to think about anything, he will take care of his body with peace of mind." ”
Tianqi laughed at himself: "There are eunuchs and eunuchs inside, Donglin and Qingliu inside, Yuan Gong Keli outside, Daxiong Wencan, and King Xinyouzhen, I really don't have anything to worry about." ”
Empress Zhang couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty ......"
Apocalypse waved his hand at her and sighed softly and silently.
Chongzhen said with concern: "Is the Jiannu in Liaodong causing trouble again?" ”
Apocalypse stood up with his hands in his hands, facing the northwest direction of the Imperial City, and sighed.
Chongzhen said movingly: "It's actually me in the northwest of the Ming Dynasty!" ”
Apocalypse said: "Yes! I had fully estimated the situation in the Northwest, but I didn't expect that I still didn't think it through. The northwest of the Ming Dynasty and me is becoming more and more unpeaceful! ”
Chongzhen Jian frowned slightly: "Could it be that even Hong Chengchou and He Huchen joined forces, and they couldn't suppress it?" ”
Tianqi said with a little disdain: "Hong Chengchou is still young, and he is only a grain governor to participate in politics at present, if it is our own thief, only He Huchen is enough to suppress it, and Governor Cao Erzhen doesn't need to make much effort to sort it out." ”
"You probably can't speculate that the final outcome of our Ming Dynasty in history was actually dragged down by our own thieves who were despised and despised by our royal nobles, and finally died because of it."
Chong Zhen sighed in his heart, and suddenly had an idea, and said: "Isn't it a thief in the river loop?" ”
Empress Zhang was shocked: "Mengren'an dares to tear up the 'Longqing Peace Conference'? ”
Apocalypse said with sorrow: "This is the sorrow of the declining national strength!" ”
Chongzhen clenched his fists and waved: "The Yellow River Hetao has been the territory of my Han family since ancient times, and it must be in the hands of my Ming Dynasty in order to completely turn around the unfavorable situation in the northwest." The emperor, the younger brother asked to go to war and supervise the northwest. ”
Chongzhen said, and then made another gesture, but only bowed shallowly, so that Apocalypse could see his face clearly.
Tianqi suddenly turned around and said, "My brother really doesn't want to go to the northwest to become a vassal, but just to supervise me?" ”
Chongzhen said: "The subordinate brother of the superintendent can still return to Beijing, but the vassal can not, after all, the ancestral system of the Ming Dynasty - the vassal king is not allowed to enter Beijing without an edict." ”
Tianqi really likes Chongzhen's honesty too much, and laughed and said: "My brother really has the posture of Yao Shun!" ”
Chongzhen smiled and said: "The younger brother is dull, not Yao Shun, the emperor is comparable to Yao Shun, and the younger brother is at most just a water conservancy engineer sent by the emperor to the people to govern water for me." ”
"Hydraulic engineer? It's Dayu who doesn't enter the door of the three countries, right? Apocalypse teased at first, then nodded again, "Well, this means so good, I have a heart." ”
Chongzhen bowed deeply and said: "My emperor Shengming is comparable to Yao Shun." ”
The apocalypse laughed, looking up to the sky and laughing. Chongzhen was beside him, grinning.
Empress Zhang looked at this and said, "My brother should be Yao Shun", and looked at that one and said, "My brother is comparable to Yao Shun".
couldn't help but secretly say, "The people of the old Zhu family are really so shameless", but there was joy and relief on the pretty face, and Ying Ying saluted: "The concubine congratulates the emperor and congratulates the king." ”
"Hahaha!" Apocalypse's laughter was even more hearty.
Chongzhen took the opportunity to say, "Sister-in-law, are there still dumplings?" ”
"Yes, yes."
Apocalypse glared at him and said, "You should go home and eat a few more meals, my little treasury is about to be poor for you!" ”