Tianqi's heart was on fire, and he hugged the fragrant Empress Zhang again and said, "Your Majesty, let's continue." ”

"The concubines are not afraid, but I am afraid that the emperor's waist will not be able to stand it." Empress Zhang's eyes are like silk.

As the most powerful man in the world, how could Tianqi endure this humiliation, turn over and get on the horse and want to shoot a bow and arrow, who knows that the body that has not moved for a long time "clicks" because of the excessive movement, and immediately howls miserably, supporting his waist in an extremely weird posture, and hurriedly said: "Waist, queen, my waist." ”

"I'm going to make you anxious." Empress Zhang hurriedly stroked him to lie down and complained.

Apocalypse still shouted, "Waist, Queen, my waist." ”

Empress Zhang made a gesture and slapped him and said, "You are quiet, the ears of the second dog are pointed." ”

"Waist, Queen, my waist." Apocalypse knew that it wasn't so bad, but he still repeated this sentence, he actually meant to let the queen be on top.

Empress Zhang was willing to let him get his wish, so she smiled and said: "Don't worry, the emperor is in a hurry, the concubine has a secret recipe here." ”

"What's the secret ingredient?" Apocalypse was stunned on the spot.

Empress Zhang smiled evilly: "Let the concubines diagnose the emperor first." ”

"How is it diagnosed?" Apocalypse asked stupidly.

"May I ask the emperor, do you hurt here?"

"It doesn't hurt."

"What about here?"

"It doesn't hurt either!"

"Can you still roll over?"

"Looks like it can ......"

"Does it hurt to cough?"

Apocalypse coughed lightly a few times, then looked at Empress Zhang and shook her head stupidly.

"Traditional Chinese medicine believes that the main part of the waist is located in the waist meridians, which is closely related to the pulse of the body, the bladder meridian, the gallbladder meridian, etc., and the basic pathogenesis is 'qi and blood stagnation, and if it is not passed, it will be painful'. Empress Zhang seemed to be a little leisurely fascinated.

"The course of the disease can be shortened, but not that place." Apocalypse bared his teeth and said, "But how do you know this?" Also Chinese medicine...... Hmm, I remember that Locust Aiqing also mentioned these two words, could it be that there is still a doctor and a doctor? ”

Empress Zhang covered her mouth and giggled, laughing so hard that she trembled and said: "It was the Queen Mother who accidentally flashed her waist when she was serving the land in the courtyard a few days ago, and when the concubines served from the side, she listened to the explanation of Imperial Doctor Liu Song, and only then did she understand a little." King Xin once said that in our time, doctors are all wealthy, and there is no distinction between upper, middle and lower, but there is a difference between Chinese medicine and Western medicine. ”

Tianqi complained softly, "The Queen Mother is really", and stared at Empress Zhang's eyes straight, and then pretended to be calm: "Chinese medicine? Western? Oh, I see, my doctor in Greater China is called Chinese medicine, so what is the so-called Western medicine? Hey, it's hard to ......."

Empress Zhang nodded and said: "I can't hide anything from the emperor, that's right, the doctor of Xiyi, as the name suggests, is also called Western medicine." ”

"Is Western medicine very powerful?" Apocalypse pouted.

Empress Zhang pursed her red lips and said, "Xu Guangqi has seen it, so that's it." King Xin even asserted that the art of Western medicine at this time was still at the stage of witch doctors in Liaodong, but according to his judgment, Western medicine would make a qualitative leap in the past hundred years, just like Xiyi's mechanical technology. ”

Apocalypse's thinking was immediately divergent, and he said with sadness: "I have diligently studied the traditional mortise and tenon technique in Great China for thousands of years, after all, it is not comparable to the mechanical technology that has only risen in Xiyi for decades?" ”

Empress Zhang lay down and comforted the loss of the apocalypse with two white rabbit toffee, and said: "The emperor doesn't have to be presumptuous, the mortise and tenon has the wonderful use of mortise and tenon, and the machine has a mechanical effect." According to the king of faith, the machinery is full of nails and screws, and my Chinese mortise and tenon joint technique, without a single nail or snail, can build several high-rise buildings. ”

Apocalypse sneered, "Does the Empress want to see my big nails?" ”

Empress Zhang said without showing weakness: "Screws? ”

Apocalypse asked curiously: "What are the screws?" Is it huge? ”

Empress Zhang said: "Uh-huh, yes, yes." ”

"Queen's ......"

"Huh?"

"You're up there this time."

"Well...... Empress Zhang exhaled like an orchid, shy, and boldly tried.

Ergou really can't stand the two of them, and they are tossing and turning in broad daylight.

Fortunately, this time the apocalypse didn't last long because it unlocked a new pose, and after it was over, he fell into a deep sleep, and there was no more noise, only pleasant snoring.

Empress Zhang cleaned him up in a stumbling manner, and when she walked out of the door, she happened to see the second dog leaving with his fluffy tail, and she really felt both shy and magical in her heart.

The second dog walked to Ningshou Palace with the general's step, Chongzhen happened to finish scooping zongye from Qianmen Street, purchased glutinous rice, red beans, dates and other ingredients and came back, and the brothers met at the gate of Ningshou Palace.

Subtract the time when the two chatted and cultivated their relationship and divide it by two, so that the apocalypse still lasted for a long time, after all, before he met Chongzhen, this was his eternal heart knot.

But this little time is not enough for Chongzhen, so he subconsciously said: "Come back so soon?" ”

The implication was that Ergou should stay there for a longer time, which immediately attracted its dissatisfied protest: "Wang! ”

Empress Dowager Liu heard the barking of the second dog in the courtyard, and happily called: "Is the second dog coming?" Come on in! ”

Chongzhen took the first step into the gate of Ningshou Palace and said, "Grandma, my grandson has come back from buying zongye." ”

Empress Dowager Liu said: "Oh, it's King Xin, I thought it was Ergou coming." ”

Chongzhen didn't care at all that he was mistaken for Ergou, and smiled: "It's also there." ”

"Okay, this big head is cute." Empress Dowager Liu patted the dog's head that stepped forward and rubbed her legs, and then looked at the vegetable basket that Chongzhen was carrying in her hand and said, "Are you going to wrap zongzi?" ”

Chongzhen smiled: "Not yet, you have to soak, boil, wash the dumpling leaves, and wash the rice." ”

"Well, clean is right. Leave it to Chun'er and them to prepare, you can give grandma a few pushes. This waist, oh, old, useless. As she spoke, Empress Dowager Liu put down her farm tools, washed her hands in a wooden basin, and gently beat her waist and walked to the palace.

Chongzhen handed the vegetable basket to Yingchun, who came up, stepped forward quickly, and gently supported Empress Dowager Liu and said, "You slow down." ”

"Okay." Empress Dowager Liu enjoyed this family happiness very much, "The great-grandson of the mourning family is also coming." ”

Chongzhen has been staying in the palace since entering Beijing this time to deter Xiaoxiao, and at the same time, he also let the court out to let Donglin complete a final jump, but Zhou Yuhuang can take Zhu Cihong to visit Chongzhen in the name of asking the Queen Mother for peace, Chongzhen was really grateful, so he persuaded softly: "In fact, there are some tasks that you don't have to do yourself." ”

"Are you saying that grandma can make a show for the people below?" Empress Dowager Liu patted Chongzhen's young and powerful hand with her vicissitudes of life, and earnestly instructed, "You have to remember that the most unacceptable thing for ordinary people is that my royal family pretends to give them pretenses, but they let them work to the death, and they continue to collect taxes. ”