Chapter 462: Wu Sangui replaces the head with a shaved hair

Ma Bao is also a discerning person, and he secretly knelt on the other side when he saw this.

Wu Sangui was annoyed that he had ruined his inspiration, and turned to him angrily and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Ma Bao said seriously: "Young master, although my subordinates came early, they have been looking at the young master." ”

"You still have a little conscience!"

Wu Sangui snorted lightly, he loved and hated this pimp who always voted for himself, and secretly took himself to sneak into the customs through Ma Shilong's relationship, and visited all the green buildings in the northern city.

Chongzhen seemed to have finally remembered Wu Sangui, and suddenly patted his head and said: "Look at my memory, I actually forgot about Xiao Guizi, Xiao Guizi, what are you still doing kneeling?" Didn't I forgive your sins a long time ago? Get up first! ”

Wu Sangui almost wanted to roar, he hated others to call him "Little Guizi" the most, like a eunuch with a master of ceremonies, but he really liked to call him like this, and he was still in front of so many people.

But at the same time, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, because this nickname represented the friendship with Jin and the customs after the war of Chongzhen Spy, and he suddenly heard it very cordial.

This kind of ambivalence is probably only possessed by a person like Wu Sangui.

It is extremely difficult for ordinary people to do it, so even Chongzhen can only say: "Admire!" Admire! ”

Wu Sangui's lungs were about to explode: "Why didn't you tell Lao Tzu to get up earlier?" ”

But on the face, he could only respectfully express his gratitude: "Thank you Yuan Shuai, thank you Huang Shuai." ”

"Eat a trench and grow a wisdom, it seems that this kid is not rotten wood, and more education is still useful."

Chongzhen heard that he always put Yuan Shuai's name in front, and smiled secretly in his heart, but waved his hand impatiently on his face and said, "Okay, okay, get up quickly." ”

"No." Wu Sangui took the order, and he wanted to get up as soon as his toes, knees, and waist were forced, but the energy consumed last night was really a bit much, and I don't know how many times I had Lang this night. In short, I didn't feel anything when I was nervous just now, but as soon as my heartstrings and body relaxed at the same time, I only felt that my waist and knees were sore.

The dignified Guanning Army Cavalry Battalion had the illusion that "after kneeling for a long time, he can't stand up anymore, and he can't stand up straight if he stands up", which made him extremely ashamed, but after struggling a few times, he still couldn't stand up.

"Help me up!" This sentence full of shame, Wu Sangui couldn't say it anyway.

Everyone was watching, Rao is Wu Sangui had rough skin and thick meat, and his face was red with shame.

It was Wu Laosan's loyalty that prevailed over Ma Bao's eyes, and he stepped forward on his knees to support his arm and let him get up with his strength. Wu Sangui also had a conscience, and stretched out his hand to pull Wu Laosan up.

Although he didn't use much force, with his arrogance, it was extremely rare to do so.

The master and servant looked at each other and smiled, everything was silent, and it seemed that Ma Bao, who came up with a shy face, was so redundant. But he can't help it, Ma Shilong can't go back, and he will only be more spurned if he is under the command of other generals, Wu Sangui is still like-minded with him, as long as he does what he likes, it will be useful in the end.

Dianjiangtai was repaired very high by Wu Sangui, the original intention was to set off his own prestige, but he didn't want to cheapen Chongzhen, so that he, the initiator, had to rub his temples and look up at Chongzhen.

Chongzhen also looked at him after a moment of greed, his eyes met, and he was secretly hidden in this gaze.

After a while, Wu Sangui sighed secretly in his heart, was defeated, and bowed to the two handsome men on the high platform.

He got his wish and became the "last general", but he didn't want to be the grassroots kid who was so good that he was worthy of comparison everywhere in a blink of an eye that he became the deputy chief soldier, went to Beijing and disappeared for two years, and he was even more promoted so high that he couldn't catch it.

"Why has this kid's luck always been so good?" Wu Sangui, who was bowing down, couldn't help but sigh.

Chongzhen had a clear grasp of his psychology at this time, snickered in his heart, but said with a straight face: "Wu Sangui, shouldn't your scalp be sorted out?" ”

"What?" Wu Sangui admitted that he hadn't washed his hair for half a month, and it was really smelly when he spread out, which violated the military regulations formulated by Guan Ningjun earlier. But...... Could it be that this is also a sin?

Wu Sangui finally straightened his spine, but he had to bow down again.

"Who called Lao Tzu really a little master's problem?" A bitter smile appeared on his face towards the ground, and at this moment he had made up his mind for a moment that he would definitely change his stinky fault.

Especially, I don't like to be clean! Also, visit the Green House! And also...... Too many to count.

"Oh my God, why does Lao Tzu have so many shortcomings! And that kid is full of sparkles? ”

Bowing his head did not prevent Wu Sangui from questioning Cangtian, but he never thought that all this was his own reason.

Chongzhen fanned the front of his nose and said, "Come on, wash General Wu's hair, and shave your head again." ”

"No!" Everything seems to have been deliberately arranged, otherwise how could there be a shaver in the schoolyard? Wu Sangui looked at this deflated person with gloomy eyes, but he still didn't think that he was a grassroots guard.

The reason why he stayed at Dalinghe Fort was to prevent him from going down the wrong path.

"How much Lao Tzu cares about him! But this boy's conscience seems to have been eaten by dogs! Looking at Wu Sangui's reluctant expression, and constantly repeating "The body is skinny, and the parents are received", Chongzhen smiled secretly in his heart.

"You ignore your parents, just for a woman to be angry. Lao Tzu just wants you to know that our parents, elders, ancestors, and motherland are more important to us than our own lives. ”

Shigejin waved his hand impatiently, and then put his two slender hands behind his back in a dashing manner.

Faced with two military discipline officers who wanted to forcibly push their heads to the basin, Wu Sangui was very helpless.

There is indeed such a clear rule in the Guanning army: if you do not wash your hair, bathe, change your clothes for more than three days, and cut your nails for more than 10 days, you will be done by a military discipline officer (except in wartime).

"That's it, shave these three thousand troubles, make it look like a monk, and save Lao Tzu from always going to the Qinglou in casual clothes." Wu Sangui closed his eyes in agony, allowing the shaver and his apprentice to manipulate his scalp.

The shaver is very skilled, and after the apprentice washed Wu Sangui's brain, he took out a piece of cloth and put it around the customer's neck, giving full play to his professionalism, and not looking at the customer differently because of his status.

Wu Sangui only needs to sit on the chair and don't have to do anything.

The shaver's apprentice pulled out a mirror and stood in front of him, not daring to move.

Wu Sangui saw his haggard face through the mirror, and after a moment of greed and joy and a morning of tossing, his iron body couldn't bear it. What surprised him even more was that the mirror seemed to have magical powers, which reflected his face clearly.

He could even see the self in the mirror, the scum that hadn't been shaved for ten days.