Chapter 885: I prefer troublemakers
However, Xu Ran must curb the behavior of the women preparing for pregnancy in advance.
Prepare a fart, he is not ready, no matter how hard they try, it is useless.
But it's not okay to say that he doesn't want children now, if he says it today, Zhuqing will probably come to him in the evening. It is estimated that the women will also come to him to open a small stove for them at that time.
He is ruthless in front of his enemies, but he is extremely soft-hearted in front of them, and he may really agree when the time comes. In that case, he will be a father in a few years, and he will be a fart! No, that must not happen.
"Ahem."
"Maybe I'm too big and strong, so I can't succeed." Xu Ran thought for a while, and finally found a more reliable explanation.
"Huh?" Zhu Zhuqing looked at Xu Ran curiously.
"I'm very strong now, although I'm only a Title Douluo, but even if it's a first-level god, I can't ignore it. What's more, I still have soul beast blood. So I'm not an ordinary human at all right now. That's why your stomach doesn't react for a while. Xu Ran continued to explain.
"Well, you're a monster. That's what the teachers say. Zhu Zhuqing nodded in agreement.
In Shrek Academy, Flanders has always called Xu Ran a monster behind their backs.
Originally, their Shrek Academy's self-proclaimed Monster Academy was just to cultivate some powerful geniuses.
And after Xu Ran arrived, their Shrek Academy really became a monster academy.
Because Xu Ran is really a monster.
But it's a pity that such a monster was not cultivated by them. Xu Ran has always been self-taught.
Flender and Zao Wou-Ki often sighed behind their backs that all the honors they had won now were brought to them by Xu Ran. If they hadn't met Xu Ran back then, maybe they wouldn't have achieved anything great in that village for the rest of their lives.
Although they don't want prosperity, if they don't really get along with the big forces, who would think of going to a small village to create an academy? They see everything when they get old, but the students of Shrek Academy are still very young.
Therefore, although Xu Ran has been calling them teachers, in fact, they have always been grateful to Xu Ran in their hearts, and even regard Xu Ran as a benefactor.
"That's why I'm too strong. You can't bear it, so you can't give birth. Xu Ran continued.
"Yin and yang are born together, my yang energy is too heavy, and your yin energy is relatively weak, so you can't conceive, understand?" Xu Ran said nonsense.
In the end, Xu Ran himself almost believed it.
So Xu Ran doesn't believe in some nonsense now. It's all bluffing.
It reminded him of the time when he had gone to college before he crossed over. At that time, he studied product design. They all design the product, and then they start to think about its connotation, the allusions and stories involved, and start bragging.
And normal design, shouldn't it be created slowly according to the idea after having a thought first?
Later, Xu Ran understood.
What bullshit connotation, that's all blown out by a blind chicken.
As long as you get people to believe it, you have succeeded.
The reason why I want to make up stories is not to get your money. A plate of boiled radish is not worth much, call it a group of heroes, and then make up a few love stories behind it to integrate into the local culture, and suddenly it becomes a white radish that you can't afford to eat.
"Huh? So what to do? Zhu Zhuqing looked at Xu Ran with a sudden realization, convinced of Xu Ran's words. When Xu Ran said this, she suddenly felt very reasonable.
It's not that Xu Ran can't do it, but they can't.
They couldn't keep up with Xu Ran's footsteps, and they didn't even have the qualifications to give birth to Xu Ran.
"When you become gods, then we will all have the same level of life, and then we will be able to conceive smoothly. When the time comes, I will definitely let you give birth to my first child Xu Ran first. Xu Ran rubbed Zhu Zhuqing's hair.
"I see. That's fine. ”
"But I don't mean you have to be special to me, you can just watch it anyway."
Zhu Zhuqing nodded obediently, and listened to Xu Zhang's words. Xu Ran can say such words, which is enough to prove that her status in Xu Ran's heart is unshakable by others. Even though many of those latecomers are no less than her or even better looking than her, Xu Ran still loves her consistently.
"When the time comes, you can tell Xiao Wu and them too. Don't bother with this, it's useless. ”
"Oh, got it."
Zhu Zhuqing was crooked in Xu Ran's arms and answered.
The knot in her heart was untied, and her mood changed a lot. Although Xu Ran can't conceive a child now, neither can others. And Xu Ran promised her that her husband would be a child belonging to Xu Ran.
The breeze blew Zhu Zhuqing's long hair, and the two hugged each other, handsome men and beautiful women, which was enviable.
"Xu Ran, do you like boys or girls?" Zhu Zhuqing tilted his head and asked.
"Girl." Xu Ran replied thoughtfully.
He naturally likes beautiful girls, mainly because he is worried that he will give birth to a rebel.
"Why?" Zhu Zhuqing was a little strange. On the mainland, many families prefer boys.
"I wish I had a daughter as beautiful as you. Then ......," Xu Ran said seriously.
"Don't you like boys?"
"That's not either. Mainly, I'm afraid that when he grows up, he likes to tease like him. I don't think that's good, so I like tricksters relatively speaking. ”
"You!" Zhu Zhuqing was stunned for a while before he reacted and kicked Xu Ran hard.
Xu Ran, a bastard, likes to tease her at any time.
"Alright. Needless to say, let's watch the show with peace of mind. To solve the doubts in Zhu Zhuqing's heart, Xu Ran set his eyes on the sky.
At this moment, the goddess of goodness and Gu Yuena have completely matched.
In the sky, two different supreme forces collided, and the powerful aura made all living beings tremble.
It is a deterrent to the weak by the powerful.
Gu Yuena and the goddess of goodness fought fiercely, both of them restraining their strength, not wanting to involve the others below.
If it were someone else, such as the God of Destruction and the God of Evil, Gu Yuena would never fight them recklessly. Because these two god kings have a bad temper, they won't care about anything else once they make a move. At that time, the entire Star Dou Great Forest would also be hit hard.
She knew that the goddess of kindness was kind-hearted and would never make a move on the soul beasts below her, so she would not give the other party such a face.
"Is it already so powerful? It's stronger than when it first appeared. If she devours the power of the Golden Dragon King, I'm afraid she will make the Dragon God reappear. ”
Fighting with Gu Yuena, the goddess of kindness became more and more frightened.
Because Gu Yuena almost has the strength to crush her. Unless there is a god-king-level powerhouse by her side, she is not Gu Yuena's opponent.