I was immersed in the grief of becoming a "dead ghost", but I didn't expect that I, Ding Haoning, had lived for 30 years in a daze, never got married, never even talked about a relationship, and was still a virgin.

Just dead?

It's a fucking loss!

Suddenly, I heard the old deflated calf come up with such a sentence, and I was even more confused by the second monk.

Can you come back to life if you die? It's not like you want me to "die and come back to life"!

Seeing the two large front teeth of the old deflated calf, another question immediately popped up in my mind: Wang Jiliang and I are dead, and this is no longer the world of the living, could it be that he is also dead?

"Don't think about it, I can tell you directly, this is the legendary Jiuquan, Lao Wang and I are both Yin Si civil servants, belonging to the state of immortality, before Lao Wang was a spirit crosser in this area, and now we have chosen you."

The amount of information is a bit large, and after listening to him, I went through it again in my head to roughly understand what he meant.

"Original...... So you're not human? ”

"Yin Si Staff!"

"But why me?"

"There are two reasons: first, you were born on the seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and you have a pure yang body so far, and this is the material of the Gandu Lingren. Second, you successfully passed the initial interview two nights ago, and then killed Yin Sha as an ordinary person, which can be regarded as passing the exam. ”

I understand the first reason, but the second reason makes me a little confused.

"I killed the Yin Shah?"

"The reason why the girl's corpse was deceived was that she was possessed by yin evil - she was very angry after her death, and she happened to be invaded by a yin evil in the Yellow River, and she became a zombie in the ordinary population."

I don't seem to understand, but at least I understand the reason why Wang Manyu became a zombie after his death.

I'm dead, and there are two Yin Si staff sitting opposite - don't ask, it's probably similar to the nature of public institutions or civil servants in the world!

"You don't have much time to think!"

Wang Jiliang said.

"Huh?"

"No matter how late it is, no one will be able to save you when your body is sent to the freezer in the morgue."

This was so devastating that I had already decided to agree with it, but they seemed to want me to take it over, so they thought about taking it.

"What good would it do me if- I mean, if I agreed?"

I asked boldly and tentatively.

The old calf pulled his face, seemed to be a little angry, and said sharply: "What? It's not enough to resurrect you! ”

I watched them and didn't speak, this trick is a negotiation skill learned from the movie.

"Your eyes are blind, so we will give you a pair of yin and yang eyes, and when you are resurrected, you can see all the souls walking in the world with the help of yin and yang eyes."

I still watched them and didn't speak.

"So be it! After all, with the relationship between your cousin and grandfather, I will write an application below, every time you complete the soul crossing task, you can get unclaimed wealth and goods, and according to your performance, you will also be promoted to the position of Yin Si. Wang Jiliang said slowly.

To be honest, I didn't understand this at all, and I wanted to ask more details.

But before I could speak, the old deflated calf shouted: "Stinky boy, you have to inch in, right?" Don't hurry up and thank Lao Wang - you should continue to call Director Wang! ”

"But ......"

"No, but, in the future, you will know how much benefit Lao Wang has given you, you kid will steal the fun!"

I had no choice but to nod, this would be fine, I could come back from the dead, and I accidentally found a position as a Yin Division.

Next, the two of them introduced in detail what the spirit crosser needs to do, as well as the obligations and responsibilities, taught me a few spells for sending spirits, and specially instructed that the spirit crossers belong to mortals who also serve as the Yin Division, but they may face fierce spirits, evil ghosts and demons, etc., for which the two of them taught me a mantra formula, as long as the first and fifteenth nights of each month before going to bed, silently recite the mantra three times, and after falling asleep, you will enter the underworld commercial city, and you can exchange the obsession and resentment received by the spirit for the tools you need.

I still don't understand that.

"Hurry up and sign the contract, or it'll be too late!"

The old calf slapped the back of his head and grinned.

I was quite anxious when I heard the tone, and I didn't know what was going on, so I quickly nodded in agreement.

No paper, no pen, no contract, what to sign?

"Ready, boy!"

After speaking, the old calf slapped the beach beside him.

A few seconds later, in the place where he had photographed, a strange insect with a fiery red body came out, looking like a shell, the size of an adult's palm, I instinctively wanted to retreat, but Wang Jiliang and the old deflated calf moved faster, and each stepped forward and pressed me.

The red husk buzzed to my left arm.

Then there was a pinprick pain in the area, and I screamed in pain.

It wasn't until the red shell got back into the dirt that the two of them let go of me.

"That's it! After the contract is signed, I have to send you back quickly! ”

Without waiting for me to respond, the two of them each grabbed me by the arm and threw me into the air.