"Hahaha! It's funny, isn't it......" The man laughed himself as soon as he finished his joke, he managed to amuse himself, but after seeing Edward on the other side still have the same expression just now, the man couldn't laugh.

Edward's indifference made the man very disappointed, and it was so boring to travel with such a person who had no sense of humor.

However, the man did not believe that his joke could be so uninteresting, so he continued: "I'm telling you a joke, this joke is my own experience, and you will definitely laugh out loud when you hear it!"

Because of the three-second delay, Edward ignored the other party, the joke that the other party said just now was indeed very funny, and Edward felt that if he laughed at this time, it would be a harm to the other party, and it would also be a harm to himself.

Edward didn't worry that the other party would hurt him, but he didn't want the other party to feel that his reflex arc was too long.

As the joke goes, the pig defeated the dinosaurs.

Once upon a time there was a flood in the forest, and a group of animals crowded into a boat, but there were too many animals, so everyone decided to tell a joke, and whoever told a joke that didn't make everyone laugh was kicked off, and the boat was not enough to bear weight, so everyone decided to take turns telling jokes and amusing everyone to stay.

The dinosaur told a joke first, and everyone laughed, but the pig didn't, so the dinosaur was pushed down, (that's how the dinosaurs became extinct).

The cow began to speak again, and everyone laughed except the pig.

Seeing that he was about to be pushed into the water, the monkey said, "Don't rush the cow!"

So the sheep began to speak, and when he heard half of it, the pig cried, and the ox silently dived.

Everyone asked the pig what it was crying about, and it said, "This is the same joke that the dinosaur said last time, I'm sorry for it......"

Well, you can't laugh at this time, let's think about something serious!

Edward didn't know if the joke on the other side had finished, so he didn't express his emotions, just calmly looked at the rabbit meat in his hand, swaying and baking, while thinking about serious things.

What is the serious question?, Edward asked himself.

Buttocks!

The butt problem is a very serious problem!

First of all, if you sit on the ground like the person opposite, you can easily get hemorrhoids......

Edward wanted to pat himself on the head, but when he didn't pay attention, he went into funny mode again, and now he was obviously thinking about a very serious ass problem, how could he pull it on the hemorrhoids!

Well, at the thought of it, Edward became serious again.

The butt problem is a very serious problem! This is a problem that needs to be paid attention to all the time!

First of all, a person's butt determines the head, and the position in which he sits determines his range of thinking and ability to act.

The ass problem is also a camp problem, where your ass is, you are the one who is.

Sorry, I'm not doing ......

Edward tried his best to keep himself calm, not because he wanted to have fun, but because the person opposite had been telling jokes about Balabala, listening to the other party's Balabala, Edward wanted Bala and his Bala.

Be calm, be calm, if you really fight, you may not be able to beat the other party.

Even if there is some irritability in the heart, keep your sanity and wisdom.

I have a tiger in my heart, embroidered with a green dragon!

Edward:......

No, I can't help it.

Edward dared to face the moon in the sky......

By the way, there is no moon in this world.

Isn't it okay to think of it as the moon?

Edward felt that he was really sick, and his mind was a mess, just like the "I have a tiger in my heart, and I am bare-chested" that popped out naturally.

Be elegant, don't be dirty! Edward repeatedly admonished himself, trying to keep himself from listening to the man on the other side, who was now in a state of confusion.

Depressed!

I need to be depressed!

At this time, you need to be depressed yourself!

A cold wind blew, and this wild night was a normal wind, but at this time it gave Edward a different feeling.

Not every gust of wind is that gust of wind, and not every leaf is that leaf, just as I used to be not what I am now, and now I am not the same me just now, when I think about life here, I always think that in a few days I will lay vulgarly next to those beautiful ladies in their twenties and thirties, and live that vulgar life......

It's exciting!

Edward had just gotten depressed a little and then turned somewhere else, but fortunately he knew his current situation, and after seeing that the depression had worked a little, he began to depress himself again.

The wind was so cold tonight that it reminded me of the season when the snowflakes fell.

It's the season of brushing **** again.

I don't realize that the autumn is deep in my dreams, and the rest of my feelings are for others.

I'm going to rub it, and I don't have any experience in this area, so I'm really sad......

After talking nonsense for a long time, Edward also judged which side of the other party's ass was from the other party's jokes.

Most jokes are built on the pain and stupidity of others, and the pain and stupidity of the other person is seen as a winner and a bystander, so the ass issue is important.

The protagonist of the joke is usually unqualified in IQ, and the joke of the whole person opposite, the protagonist is the nobles below and the mortals he met during the trip, so it is not okay to rashly tell the jokes of Xiao Ming and Xiao Gang, and the other party can't find a laugh point at all.

It's like if some of the people in the joke are replaced by their own family and favorite goddesses, most people can't laugh.

So the ass issue was important, and after figuring out which side of this priest's ass was, Edward began to think back to jokes that could resonate with the other side.

The man was unhappy from the beginning, and he was full of fighting spirit as he spoke, Made, I don't believe you don't laugh!

"Hahahaha!" the man laughed again as he spoke, this was the twentieth time that such a thing had happened, this person's laughter was a little low, and every time he laughed for a while, he remembered that there was someone on the other side who needed attention.

Why don't you laugh yet! After the man looked at the young man opposite who was still frowning, his heart was full of unwillingness, obviously it was such a funny thing, why didn't the other party laugh, and put on this expression of thinking about life! You give me a smile!

Just when the man was bored and began to look for the few remaining jokes from his memory, the young man opposite moved, he stood up, looked at the moon in the sky lonely, and said something that the man could not forget for a long time.

"It's so noisy today. ”

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Today's three updates, tomorrow's two chapter updates are placed in the evening.