"That sister-in-law Lu?" Zhou Biao's face was a little ugly, and he said weakly: "Mr. Hei just accompanied me to see Brother Lu!" ”

"Look at what? If that dead ghost hadn't gone out with you, he would have known that vixen, and he wouldn't even be able to see the ghost now! The sister-in-law of the Lu family got up from the sofa with a bang, pointed at Zhou Biao and began to scold.

The sharpness of the words, the severance of the words, and the market of the words, I really can't learn it, I think I have seen all kinds of street scolding talents in Yushu Bay, but I don't have such a big demeanor as this sister-in-law Lu.

Seeing that the hostess's house was so sprinkled, none of the other men got up to help or stop it.

Zhou Biao's cheekiness was embarrassed, and he stretched out his little thumb and pulled my sleeve, signaling us to go first.

"What! I'm sorry to say that! Black blind man, don't you want your name for so many years? No wonder people say that after you are blind, you will only coax the little girl! Suck! looks good enough, how can you be an apprentice? Sister-in-law Lu didn't know what kind of style she smoked, and she didn't enjoy scolding Zhou Biao, so she sneered at the master with her index finger.

At that time, I didn't understand the meaning of this, but I knew that it was a bad word. He smiled ignorantly: "Is this grandma praising me?" Are dead ghosts dead ghosts? If it's someone in my grandmother's family, I'll come back to my grandmother. ”

Sister-in-law Lu's face turned black violently, and her raised fingers hurriedly retracted and said, "The old lady is not afraid of that dead ghost!" ”

"Oh! Grandma is not afraid, but has grandma dreamed of something strange at night these days? For example, what do you eat at night? I pouted and tilted my head, as if innocent.

Zhou Biao has said that after being soaked in human blood, he will dream of the statue lying on him every night. The statue was physical, and if Zhou Biao had a feeling, the people sleeping next to him would definitely have it too.

As soon as I said this, the cigarettes in the hands of other people in the living room were all a meal, and Sister-in-law Lu's face turned dark when she heard this, and she looked at me viciously and said, "My mother never dreams when she sleeps!" ”

"Oh! Good night to that grandma! I took Master and was about to go out, and politely waved my hand inside.

"You!" Sister-in-law Lu pointed at me and trembled for a long time, and then lit a cigarette again.

"Mom!" The young man who brought us in didn't look good, glanced at the people in the room, and said helplessly to the master: "We are very happy that Mr. Hei can come, but this matter? ”

"Call the police!" I helped Master and walked out the door!

Although the 100,000 yuan was a lot in those years, we were not short of money, although the Lu family was richer than Zhoubiao, but there was really no one who had Zhou Biao and insight.

Zhou Biao first begged the master, although he still had an unbeatable temper, but he also went with a box of money, and the goods were still 50,000 yuan of bargaining money, and he really didn't understand the market.

"Mr. Black!" The son of the Lu family hurriedly came forward to stop us, and said helplessly: "The mother is in a hurry, so ......"

I smiled lightly and said, "When something like this happens, everyone is anxious." We're not good at finding bodies, but we still know how to do it. Uncle Shi, we have to be interested in this other people's white things, just eat tofu mats, there are still a lot of dishes at home! ”

At this time, he was blocked by Zhou Biao's fat figure, and his uncle, who had been leaning on the shadow to cover his half-swollen face, stepped forward helplessly, took out a blank check from his arms, wrote one in a chic manner and handed it to Sister-in-law Lu: "This is 100,000, which is the meaning of my senior brother and Yangyang!" ”

As he spoke, he wrote a sheet again, handed it over and said, "This 100,000 yuan is our Ding family, you go find a better monk to do things, or this house is restless or something, it's not good." ”

"Ding Liang?" The sister-in-law of the Lu family glared at her uncle with big eyes, and stammered: "Why is Ding Shao here?" ”

"I sent my senior brother and Yangyang over to have a look, Zhou Biao said that something happened here, and it happened that Yangyang's children were curious, so I brought Yangyang over by the way!" Uncle Unscrupulous is the most protective, touched my head and continued: "If it's okay, I'll take Yangyang back, and the old immortal must have her go over to pay New Year's greetings." ”

Looking at the twitching on Sister-in-law Lu's face, I felt very happy.

Uncle Unscrupulous's family can even sell old zombies, and he also hides an ancient tomb under his ancient house, he doesn't have to think about it to know that he is a character with a head and a face, but he didn't think that it could be so big with Mr. Ding's tiger skin.

"Let's go! Yang! Uncle Shi turned around and squinted at me, took my hand proudly and walked out, probably forgetting half of his puffy face.

"Ding Shao! Ding Shao! The sister-in-law of the Lu family will be so anxious that she will be red-eyed, and after calling two sentences, Uncle Ying should not be busy stepping forward and taking my hand and saying, "This is called Yangyang, right?" Grandma hasn't given you a red envelope yet? It's a big New Year, so it's hard to come here, right? Qing Yanzi, why don't you go and prepare a red envelope for your niece! ”

The most difficult thing in the world is the human heart, and the other people in the room who were smoking with their heads stuffy were also busy standing up at this time, sealing red envelopes for me, giving up their seats to the master, and handing cigarettes to the uncle—the originally dull room was suddenly more lively than the dojo outside.

After a while, I was holding several big red envelopes in my hands, and I knew from the weight alone that my uncle's two checks were definitely not at a loss.

The sister-in-law of the Lu family apologized and wiped her tears and said that she was wrong just now, so I slowly sat next to the master and asked her to say directly.

Boss Lu is similar to Zhou Biao, but there is a slight difference that this Boss Lu is a demon in the middle of lust, and when he sees a beauty like the boss's wife, how can he not hook up, or he will not introduce her to business.

The sister-in-law of the Lu family scolded the guy for having no conscience while talking, and went to the fox spirit almost every night, and finally even took the statue out.

But some time ago, Boss Lu honestly returned to his home and locked himself in the room every day.

Sister-in-law Lu didn't care, but it was almost the New Year, and she still had to let him collect some accounts, but she finally opened the door, but she saw that Boss Lu's face was blue, and she was so thin that she didn't look like a man, and as soon as she entered Sister-in-law Lu, she gasped and fell to the ground all of a sudden.

Even the first aid didn't have time to call and returned to the west, the strange thing is that when the coffin was put into the coffin, only half of it was covered and left for the people who came to pay tribute, but the next morning, Boss Lu's body was gone, and the two people who kept vigil said that they didn't even blink their eyes, and just outside the mourning hall, several tables of people playing cards didn't find anything wrong, this is a hell of a life.

The Lu family had no choice but to continue to do the rituals, and the body was also searched, but they did not dare to call the police.

Peeled an orange and handed it to the master, I only then looked at the sister-in-law of the Lu family carefully, when I came in just now, it was full of smoke, and I couldn't see anything clearly, this will look at it, the face of the sister-in-law of the Lu family seems to be green!

"Yangyang is so good!" The sister-in-law of the Lu family talked for a long time, and when she saw that I peeled the oranges and hurriedly handed over the fruit plate, she stuffed a big apple into my hand and said: "This apple is sweet, you taste it, if you like it, let Qing Yanzi send you two boxes back." ”

I glanced at the apple, my eyes rolled on the faces of Zhou Biao and the Lu family's sister-in-law, and obediently picked up the fruit knife and clumsily peeled the apple.

"Come on! Grandma helps you sharpen! Seeing that Master and Uncle Lu had not expressed their position, Uncle Lu stared at the apple in my hand with a half-smile, and hurriedly reached over to grab the fruit knife in my hand.

With a slight roll of my eyes, I followed her forcefully, and with a twist of the blade, I made a small cut on the tip of my finger, and blood seeped out at once.

"Phew!" The sister-in-law of the Lu family gasped violently, looked at my bleeding hand in a daze, pulled up my finger and put it in her mouth and said, "Quick!" Grandma helps you suck! ”

Zhou Biao also swallowed his saliva, and his face looked very painful.

"Don't!" I shrank my hand violently, and then there was a heat on my fingers.

The Lu family's sister-in-law's tongue was already like a frog, sticking out of her mouth, sucking the blood dripping from my finger wound hard, and her eyes were green.

"Uncle Shi!" I recited the Mighty Vajra mantra in my heart, and as soon as I used my foot hard, I kicked the Lu family's sister-in-law far away.

Uncle Shi stepped forward quickly, pulled out the bundle of fairy ropes from his waist, and tied the Lu family's sister-in-law with a single force left and right, and snapped his fingers and said, "It's done!" ”

Looking at my fingers, thinking that she licked my wound so directly just now, I hurriedly picked up the warm boiled water on the coffee table, and poured the water mantra in my mouth on my fingers.

After the water flushed, the wound suddenly burst out a little bit of blood.

"Goo!"

Seriously pouring water to wash the wound, I suddenly heard the sound of swallowing saliva in unison, and when I looked up, in the large living room where the smoke had just dissipated, several pairs of green eyes stared at my fingers, stretching out their tongues and drooling.

"Master?" This kind of sheep didn't feel very good in the wolves, so I wiped my fingers on my clothes a few times and cried out for help.

"What's going on? These people? "Uncle Shi is easily getting the sister-in-law of the Lu family, this time it is also oozing, what is this?

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the room lunged at me.

"Master!" For a moment, like a little sheep, I screamed and ran out of the living room.

With the experience of Zhou Biao's previous cars, I know that the thing can't be driven away, and even the thunder can't be moved.

"Hmm!" As soon as I took two steps, the Lu family reached out to me.

"Mr. Zhou, you go out first!" The master stood up suddenly, took out the soul bell and shook it vigorously, and the six pure heart talismans with one hand instantly ignited.

Seeing that Lu Jiaqing's hand was about to grab me, as soon as the master's bell rang, those people's eyes flickered, and their movements slowed down.

Master's rattle rhythm is something I've never heard before, and it feels strange to my ears, as if I want to shake along with the bell at any moment.

"Hurry!" As soon as the master pulled his hand, the few pure heart talismans fell into the crystal kettle on the table and said, "Quickly pour them down!" ”

"Hmm!" I didn't care about sharing the cups, so I glanced at my uncle, and started to serve the whole bottle with the kettle.

Zhou Biao drank too much Fu Shui, which would be a lot smarter, and he was busy helping us hug the Lu family's Qing Yanzi and shouted at me: "Quick! Water! ”

The master shook the soul bell on the side, and the bell made the statues lurking in the human body unable to control people's consciousness for a while, and recited the soul fixing mantra loudly, so that the souls of those people would not be squeezed out of place.

Uncle Shi pinched Lu Jiaqing's mouth hard, and I picked up the crystal pot and poured a mouthful of water into it.

Those people were the original distant relatives of the Lu family, and they all came to attend Boss Lu's funeral, but they didn't expect to be controlled so soon.

It can't be that Boss Lu introduced everyone he knew to her in order to pull business for the beautiful proprietress to spend money, right?

Taking advantage of the fact that these people were temporarily fixed by the master, the three of us cooperated tacitly, and the round of pouring was only for the master to recite the soul fixing mantra three times.

"Huh? Mr. Black? The sister-in-law of the Lu family was the first to come over, looked at the rope on her body and asked the master carefully.

I glared at her, and stepped forward to take a closer look at her face, except for the green, but there was no faint grimace that Zhou Biao would rush out of.

The relatives also woke up, smacking the smell of burning paper in their mouths, and asked us what was going on.

"You don't know what's going on?" Uncle Shi sneered, picked up the fruit knife and slashed at the back of Lu Jiaqing's hand.