Once upon a time, Fu Shiyun looked down on writing a diary, in her opinion, who writes a diary for a serious person?

Nothing written on paper can be called a secret.

It cannot be called secret contents.

Why don't you post on Moments and throw a drifting bottle?

It wasn't until her life became absurd and bizarre, and she had something she wanted to say but couldn't say, that she suddenly became the person she hated the most back then, and she began to be obsessed with writing a diary.

Take advantage of the newly acquired chips.

Keep a diary that only you can read for yourself.

She even wrote from scratch.

Write from the first day you become a cat.

……

[Wednesday, April 13th, cloudy]

The first moment I found out that I had become a cat was a little incredulous, after all, I said that I wanted to become a cat and I was just talking, who knew that God it would take it seriously.

It's so powerful, why didn't I realize it when I made a wish to become a billionaire and a foreign princess?

It always feels like God is deliberately playing with me.

And it's not used to being a cat, why is the cat's vision completely different from the person's vision, at first glance it seems a little unaccustomed, and the cat still seems to be color blind.

You can't see any colors other than blue and green.

Walking on four feet is simply embarrassing me.

Oh, it's a shame, it's so embarrassing to walk on four feet without clothes, since I became a cat, why do you want me to have a human mind, it's so embarrassing that I'm about to die.

But the cat food is pretty good.

It's just that eating raw meat is a little unaccustomed.

……

[Saturday, April 16th, fine]

Today is the third day of becoming a cat, and I am still not used to being a cat, not only am I not used to walking on all fours, but I am not used to having only fur and no clothes on my body.

Not used to it yet, no one can communicate.

I don't understand what the cat says, people can't understand what I say, every day in addition to eating and drinking is sleeping, or in my spare time, I have to cooperate with the shovel officer to laugh and perform.

It seems that being a kitten is quite hard.

But today I got in touch with the alien who entered my body, and I don't know what the alien wants to do, whether it will harm humans and invade our planet, but I can't control such a big thing.

I can only find a way to test it and see if I can get some benefits for myself, if I can become a human being, otherwise I have to have some other benefits, and I can't give up the house I bought thriftily in vain.

Be sure to make an effort to bargain with the aliens.

……

[Monday, May 16th, fine]

The efficiency of aliens is really slow to death, just send something over, it made me wait for a whole month, and I was almost bored to the point of collapse this month.

I almost showed my stuffing many times.

Fortunately, the chip is finally in hand, not to mention that this thing is really magical, just like a portable mobile phone in your head, watching TV on the Internet, posting to watch gossip or eating melons, it really doesn't delay at all.

I was too young when I made my wish.

It's so unrigorous!

When you make a wish, even if you want to become a cat, you can't break the net, you can't break the net and become a cat, what's too much in these days, I finally don't have to talk to that group of stupid cats in the future, I don't understand what they say, they don't understand what I say, I treat them as fools, I guess they also treat me as fools.

In the future, the small days will be cool, there is no need to go to work to work, three meals a day are served, and you can pass the time online, it is simply a heavenly day.

It's good to be a cat.

In the future, I won't bask in the sun and scold God.

[Tuesday, May 17th, Cloudy]

I'm afraid I'm going to lose weight, that cat's physical skills are too difficult, the flesh on my stomach doesn't allow me to make that kind of action at all, but if I don't do that kind of action, there is no way to exercise my body and prolong my life, so I still have to lose weight in order to live for a few more decades.

It's really unexpected, I've never been fat when I've been a man, I've been a cat, but I have to lose weight from the beginning, life, no, it's really amazing to be a meow.

But the meat in my stomach now should be considered a rich disease, and I'm a little excited to think about it.

[Wednesday, May 18th, cloudy and sunny]

It's really hard and painful to lose weight, it's not good to look good when you're fat, but the kitten is super cute when it's fat.

Why lose weight?

Every pound of flesh on the body has its own thoughts.

Running is really tired,

[Thursday, May 19th, sunny]

Today I actually gained another one or two, lose weight!

[Friday, May 20th, light rain]

The sun is resting, and I am resting for a day.

[Saturday, May 21st, heavy rain]

The weather is too humid today, and I feel like I'm going to commit rheumatism, so I need to eat more supplements and lose weight tomorrow.

[Sunday, May 22, Sunny]

How can I be so depraved, I have gained more than one or two pounds, I can't be so fat anymore, I can't practice physical skills, I can only live for more than 20 years, but I can live for more than 70 years if I practice, this is 50 years of life.

You must practice, you must practice.

It can't go any further.

If you eat one less bite now, you will be able to live for another fifty years in the future, and how many more bites of food will you have to eat in fifty years?

……

[Thursday, May 26, Sunny]

After three days of hard work, it shouldn't be too much to reward yourself for a meal, just eat a little fresh meat, and you should be fine.

If I don't eat shovel again, the officer will suspect that I am sick.

That's right, you can't worry about the shovel officer.

……

[Tuesday, May 31st, light rain]

Oh my God, it's amazing, I actually did all the movements of the physical arts very smoothly today.

I haven't lost any weight.

It seems that losing weight is actually wrong, or more practice, pull the muscles and bones apart, oh mom, so I can finally rest assured, I can eat with confidence, it's really painful to endure hunger every day, it just so happens that Xiaobai's appetite doesn't seem to be very good recently, go back and solve it for Xiaobai.

……

[April 12, 31, fine]

Xiaobai is gone, two of the four cats in the family have left, only me and the grizzly bear are left, and the shovel officer has raised two new cats, and I don't feel good about this day.

No stress is no stress.

But there is no freedom.

Sometimes I suddenly think that people will envy cats, but cats sometimes don't envy people, but everyone only sees the glamour and can't see other aspects.

I'm twelve or thirteen years old, and I'm fine to live for another ten years, but it's a bit boring to stay here, and maybe it's time to get out of here, or maybe it's good to go to the alien who has taken over my body.

Let's talk back to her.

……

[May 12, 41, fine]

Marshmallow is also gone, but in just twenty years, I have sent away four or five cats, it seems that cats are the same as people, and there are still a few long-lived ones.

Most of them only have a lifespan of more than ten years, and those in their twenties can only be said to be lucky and have an extremely long lifespan.

I'm afraid I won't be able to stay here any longer.

At the age of twenty-three or four, it's time to go.

Just to go to myself.

……

[July 8, 64, heavy rain]

Looking at the torrential rain outside the window, I suddenly remembered that more than forty years ago, that night seemed to be so rainy, I took the medicine and made a wish to become a cat in the next life.

Now think about it......

What I aspire to is not to change the species.

It's about changing the circumstances of life.

There are only a few people who can enjoy the life of a human being, and cats who can enjoy food and clothing.

What I want is not to run for food and clothing.

Do not worry about housing and travel.

It doesn't matter to people or cats, whether they are people or cats.

But the life of the cat is actually not very good, if there is still a next life, as long as my parents can treat me better, even if the life is harder, I will be happy.

……

[11/6/99, Sunny]

I can't believe that my body will die before my cat, but you died so early.

What should I do next?

Could it be that I had to live the last few years of my life as a stray cat, but I don't have any experience with it?

It's not like a comfortable winner who has been living for decades, and in the end he has to live on the streets, or even starve to death on the streets, don't do this.

[11/7/99, Sunny]

I'm dripping God, Ding Yun, you are too interesting, you left me all the inheritance when you died, hahahaha, from now on I will be a little cat with a net worth of more than 300 billion, it is simply a win in life.

The richest cat in the world.

I guess that's me.

It's a pity that I can't become a human, if I were a human being and inherit so much inheritance, I would definitely be a hundred times happier than I am now, oh no, if I were a human being now, I would be seventy or eighty, so much money doesn't seem to be of much use, alas, what a pity.

My body is already so old, even if I have practiced physical arts, I am afraid I will not live for a few years.

It seems that this kind of billionaire meow days.

You can only enjoy it for a few years.

……

[March 6, 105, cloudy]

I feel like I'm dying, this may be the last diary I wrote, after living for so many years, my life has been much more exciting than many people, but I still feel so unwilling to die!

So much money died without running out.

Fortunately, Ding Yun left a will when he died, even if I died, the rest of the inheritance would be donated directly, otherwise if I inherited it to other relatives in the family, wouldn't it disgust me to death, I'm afraid I can be angry and come back to life.

[March 7, 105, fine]

Hey, I didn't expect it, I lasted another day.

But this time it seems that I am really going to die, but with so many diaries, it would feel a pity if it was directly destroyed with my death, anyway, I was going to die, and the Ding Yun in my body had already left.

So I'm going to set a schedule to publish my diary, and I'm going to publish my diary as soon as I get out of breath, and I don't know what people will think of my diary, whether they believe it, whether they don't believe it, or if they have other ideas.

But it doesn't matter, I'm dead anyway, even if I slice my orange cat's body, it doesn't matter.

Finally, let's give everyone a good old age.

I wish you all a happy family.

We'll see you in the next life.

I also hope that I can be happier in my next life, not as a cat, but as a person.

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Appendix –

Finally, I hope you will remember that I changed from a human to a cat, and lived in the body of an orange cat - Fu Shiyun.

I also want to go down in history.

After all, no matter how inferior I am to a human being, no matter how incapable I am, at least I should be the first recorded existence in this world to change from a human to a cat.

And I'm still a cat that only lived eighty-six years.

You must remember me.

I've also been a human being, but I've failed to be a man, and it's okay to be a cat, and thank you to my shovel officer, thank you, Yunmeng.