"You are all local young talents, I wonder if there are any particularly outstanding young talent rumors or interesting Shilin stories recently?" During the banquet, Mrs. Yong Qin asked with a smile to the young scholars at the table in front of her.

All the young scholars looked around, if they want to say that they are particularly outstanding young talents, it is not easy to say, they boast that they are all young and outstanding talents, and no one is convinced of anyone, but this boastful thing is not easy to do, and it is better to be touted by others.

After Mrs. Yongqin's words fell, the banquet was quiet for a while, and it was a little cold.

At this time, I saw a young scholar stand up, chuckle and said: "If you want to say that there are particularly outstanding talents recently, there are, but they are not talents, but stupid talents, and their things are interesting is certain, I believe that after listening to them, they will definitely smile, but it is not a good story, it is just a joke." If Madame and your colleagues are not abrupt, you can talk about it below. ”

Hearing his words, the crowd next to him urged him to speak quickly, and Mrs. Yongtan also looked at the young man with an interested look, and asked, "......What is this son?"

The young man arched his hand and said, "In Xia Chen Mingyu, the Chen family of Qinghe Town, Linshui County." ”

Mrs. Yongqin's expression moved, and she said, "Could it be the Chen family of Chen Lao Hanlin, who was the supervisor of the country's sacrificial wine?"

Chen Mingyu said: "Exactly." ”

"Sure enough, it's a scholarly family, and Chen Gongzi is a talent. Mrs. Yongtan nodded, and said, "If Chen Gongzi has any interesting news, please tell me, and the concubine and others will also have a long experience." ”

When he heard Chen Mingyu's self-reported name, Jiang Yun at the table next to him heard it, and heard that the other party was from Qinghe Town, Linshui County. Just a little bit of attention, and turned his head to look. When you see each other, you recognize them. Isn't this the Chen family son who originally bid with himself in the Wanjuan Study in Qinghe Town to compete for the "Bitter Bamboo Mountain Record" of Wang Chi, and later in Qingfeng Building, he also saw the other party again, and the other party took people to find trouble with the Qingli son, but he was repelled by the Qingli son's "elephant magic sound" and fled in embarrassment.

Unexpectedly, he saw this person again on this building ship, and listening to his words, a bad feeling suddenly floated in his heart, what the other party wanted to say. It can't be his "glorious deeds".

He really didn't expect it wrong, what Chen Mingyu was going to talk about was really his glorious deeds, and Chen Mingyu didn't expect that the owner of the interesting story he was going to talk about next was also on the boat at the moment, just a table away from him. He didn't pay much attention to the rotten acid at the next table, and he cared about the one who was bidding with him. The Qingli son, who took away Wang Chi's "The Story of Traveling to the Bitter Bamboo Mountain" and made him lose a lot of ugliness, was not very impressed by Jiang Yun, so he didn't recognize it.

I saw him in front of everyone. He talked eloquently and said, "This benevolent brother is now in my Linshui County. But the fame is big, and the limelight is out. Let's start with one of his crooked poems. This person is a student of Qinghe Academy in Qinghe Town, China. On that day, the professor of the college asked the students to take the wind as the topic. Write a poem. The students of the academy wrote poems and handed in papers, and there were also good works, such as one of the schoolchildren's 'Good wind with strength, send me to the clouds', which was extraordinary, but unfortunately he only got this sentence at that time, which could only be regarded as half a poem......"

Originally, everyone didn't pay much attention to it, eating and drinking separately, but after hearing this sentence "The good wind relies on its strength, send me to the green clouds", then they were moved, paid attention, and began to listen attentively.

"It's a good sentence 'good wind with strength, send me to the clouds'. It simply said that I Guo Mao's ambition in my heart, I should take this opportunity to float a big white!" Brother Guo, who was in the sky blue shirt in the seat, immediately slapped the table and applauded, picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

Hearing this, the lady of Yongtan couldn't help but admire, and said: "This place is really an outstanding person, and there will be talented people within ten steps." ”

After Cui Qingyan, the woman in Xuanyi, heard this, her cold eyes couldn't help but fluctuate a little.

Listening to Mrs. Yongtan's appreciation, Chen Mingyu was also proud, although it was not him who praised him, but he was also a person from Qinghe Town, and he was also honored.

"Brother Chen, who is this person, I should see it!" Brother Guo couldn't help but ask.

Chen Mingyu said: "That person's name is Lu Wenpeng, I heard that he is just a schoolboy who has not yet entered school, but this time he has passed the county examination, and I believe that it will be a matter of course for Lianzhong Lianjie to succeed in the future." ”

After a pause, he continued: "Of course, the interesting things and people I want to talk about are not this Lu Wenpeng, but someone else......"

Hearing this, everyone who had been aroused by the sentence "The good wind relies on its strength to send me to the clouds" aroused their interest listened attentively, and they were secretly surprised in their hearts, is there anything more wonderful than this sentence.

Hearing this, someone on the side had already determined who he was going to talk about, and he was speechless for a while, so he had to bow his head silently to eat and drink.

I saw Chen Mingyu continue: "This benevolent brother immediately made a poem, called East Wind Blowing, and I will recite it for you." ”

Everyone was curious and listened attentively, lest they miss the wonderful point.

"The east wind blows, the war drums beat, the beauty is drunk, I hope you return, the good news flies, and the strong man returns to the ......" Chen Mingyu recited aloud, and everyone listened to it and felt that this poem was a bit strange, and it was a rare three-word poem, which sounded decent, and there was nothing surprising about it.

"Brother Chen, this poem can only be said to be unsatisfactory, compared with the sentence 'Good wind relies on strength, send me to Qingyun', but it is more than ten miles behind. That Brother Guo Mao couldn't help but comment.

"Brother Guo, don't worry, there's still something below. ”

In the midst of everyone's muttering and wondering, Chen Mingyu continued to chant and said: "The east wind blows, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of whom in today's world! Either the west wind presses the east wind, or the east wind presses the west wind!"

After Chen Mingyu finished reading, the audience fell silent for a short time, and there was no accident, and then a burst of laughter broke out.

"Hahaha-"

"Oh my God, it's so funny that there are such crooked poems—" Everyone laughed and laughed for a while, and they couldn't stop laughing.

"Flutter-"

In the front seat, Tong Lingyu is good, she is in Qinghe Town, and she has long heard of this famous poem blown crooked by the east wind, but Mrs. Yongtan has heard of it for the first time, and when she heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she couldn't help laughing.

Cui Qingyan, the woman in Xuanyi, was stunned for a while, and then covered her face with her sleeves, and covered her mouth with her jade palm, so that she would not laugh out loud, as a thousand-year-old scholarly family, the Cui family style is strict, regardless of male and female children, they have been taught strict etiquette since childhood, Cui Qingyan, as the daughter of the Cui family's boudoir, is also careful to abide by etiquette, this lady's demeanor still has to be exquisite, if you laugh out loud on the spot, wouldn't it be a loss of etiquette. It's just that judging from her expression, it was also very hard.

"Poof—"

At the table at the back of the hall, these people were inevitably laughing after hearing the east wind blown by Chen Mingyu, and the Meihe monk was originally chewing a piece of chicken in his mouth, but at this time, he turned his head sharply and directly squirted out the things in his mouth.

Yun Zhongzi was unfortunately sitting next to him, and this mouthful of Meihe Jushi sprayed directly on his head and face, spraying him all over his face, Yun Zhongzi, who was originally laughing with his mouth open, was suddenly stunned, his expression froze, and he fell into petrification.

Seeing the tragic situation of Yun Zhongzi, the people in the seat fell directly under the table with laughter.

The only one in the audience who could remain calm was Jiang Yun, but at this moment, everyone was laughing and looking around, taking care of themselves, but no one noticed his abnormality.

After a while, everyone was relieved, and someone laughed and scolded: "Brother Chen, you are making up this deliberately to amuse everyone, how can there be such a stupid person who makes such crooked poems." ”

Chen Mingyu said seriously: "This matter is absolutely true, and its people and things have been spread all over the county, and you can know it as soon as you ask." This person is pedantic and ridiculous, and this is not the only thing. Just a while ago, this person was going to the county to take the county exam, and there was a big joke. ”

When everyone heard this, they all showed curiosity and asked one after another.

Chen Mingyu continued: "According to the practice of this county, before the county exam, a lantern riddle will be held in front of the City God Temple, and the adults in the county and the gentry family will participate in the question, which is a grand event in the county. ”

"At the City God's Temple lantern riddle meeting, don't really say, this person is a little anxious, and he really let him solve a lantern riddle of the county's teachings to Lord Wang Xuan, the riddle of Lord Wang Xuan's lantern riddle is'What is faith?' A sage's words, at that time, everyone quoted scriptures, expressed their opinions, but unfortunately did not guess correctly, and finally this person said the answer, 'do not lose people, do not lose words', and guessed it!"

"It's a good thing, but what is a big joke?" someone asked.

Chen Mingyu continued: " If that's the case, then it's an elegant thing, but what's interesting is that Lord Wang Xuan only put a copper coin in the riddle lantern as a reward, this is just a harmless joke, if other people see it, they will naturally laugh, they won't care, but after seeing the reward of only a copper coin in the riddle lantern, he was stupid and unhappy, and when Lord Wang Xuan invited someone to invite him to see, he actually had a seizure on the spot, refused Lord Wang Xuan's invitation, and threw the copper coin back to the person who came in public, and asked the person to tell Lord Wang Xuan, saying that this copper coin did not dare to laugh at it, and made a big joke。 ”

"Haha, it's really interesting, this person is also wonderful, I don't know which is more important than a penny of copper coins and Lord Wang Xuan's appreciation? In this way, wouldn't it offend that Lord Wang Xuan miserably. ”

Someone laughed, and everyone else shook their heads, thinking that this was really a pedantic and incorrigible nerd. (To be continued.) )