Chapter 1: Don't

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Ye Fei woke up groggily. I opened my eyes to find myself lying in a dark room.

These guys know they don't drink. He also poured wine desperately.

The last memory I remember is whether I drank three or four beers.

Anyway, in the end, I seemed to vomit. It's hard to put into words

And then I don't know. Something happened next.

It's okay that these guys have a conscience. Opened a room for yourself.

Or lie down on the street. That's not a shame for the dead.

The bladder is about to explode.

Let's go to the toilet first

No way...

Why can't I move.

It can't be that the whole body is paralyzed by alcohol.

My head hurts to death.

Woo woo woo ...

If I drink in the future, I'm a dog.

Get me moving. I don't want to wet the bed at a young age.

It's very good, and the body still has feelings.

Wrong.

I'm Nima.

Why are the limbs tied?

And the whole person was put in a shameful zigzag. No, no, no. It is a wooden type.

These guys are so bad.

Luckily, it's not spring. Otherwise, the bamboo shoots on the mountain would not have been taken by these people.

"Is there anyone? Labor and management are going to pee. Otherwise, labor and management will urinate on the bed," Ye Fei shouted angrily.

Squeak.

The door to the room opens. A few people walked in.

Ye Fei raised his head. I want to see which bastards did it.

Don't let me take your chance. Otherwise. Hey, hey, hey...

Ye Fei looked up and found that it was several people wearing eunuch costumes walking over.

One of the eunuchs looked at Ye Fei. In a shrill voice, he said, "Little one." How did you get up. It seems that the medicine is not enough. No matter. The palace is in a hurry. Just bear with it."

Ye Fei smiled.

I don't know though. Where did these guys get these actors?

It's really hard enough to trick yourself.

The voice of the eunuch was full of goosebumps.

It's a god. Like a real eunuch.

A eunuch looked at Ye Fei and smiled. He said, "Your Excellency." You see the little guy laughing. Can't wait. Go to the palace to enjoy the glory and wealth. Let's do it".

"Yes. Father-in-law". A man behind the eunuch replied.

Ye Fei watched them play almost well.

So Ye Fei said, "Okay." Come on. Help me untie it. Or I'm going to pee on the bed."

The eunuch pinched the orchid and pointed his finger at Ye Fei's head.

A smell of fat mixed with the smell of urine. almost didn't choke Ye Fei to death.

The eunuch said, "I can't help you. Shut his mouth up for me. Otherwise, I'll bite my tongue in a while. How can you serve the nobles".

Then Ye Fei was stuffed with a wooden stick in his mouth.

Sharpen knives alone. Bian said: "I'm a knife Liu." But this is the fastest knife in the capital. Rest assured, it won't make you suffer too much."

Then Xiaodao Liu said in a strange tone: "It's as fast as every time you cut a book."

Knife Liu finished speaking.

Hold up a miniature knife that looks like a scythe.

Shook it a few times in front of Ye Fei.

This knife was glittered with cold light by the knife Liu sharpening.

He also plucked a hair from his head and put it on the blade of the knife.

After blowing a breath.

The hair was immediately cut in two by the blade.

Knife Liu took the knife to Ye Fei and compared how to cut it.

Ye Fei felt the coldness on the knife.

Finally found out that this is not acting.

It's really going to be a eunuch.

After the knife Liu finished drawing. Finally found a location.

A confident smile appeared on his face.

Cut it with a knife.

The moment when the knife Liu went down.

Ye Fei thought of a lot.

I also regret that I cut the book at will.

There are a thousand words in my heart that I want to express.

But the knife Liu went down too quickly.

A thousand words are held in the chest and there is nowhere to tell.

At the last moment, it was a sentence: "Don't".

Ye Fei still struggled hard.

I felt like my limbs could move again.

The surroundings are also brighter and noisy.

Ye Fei froze.

Find yourself on a train.

All around are the eggs of recruits who are about to enlist in green winter training uniforms without military ranks.

Why are they new recruits about to enlist?

Isn't this nonsense.

I didn't see this group of people with big red flowers hanging on their bodies. Is it written in a few big words of glorious enlistment?

Ye Fei is familiar with this. Because more than ten years ago, he also wore a big red flower on his chest. happily entered the troops.

These bastards are really, they actually took advantage of their own drinking too much.

Get yourself on the train.

No way.

Go pee first, the bladder is really about to explode.

Ye Fei got up and stood up.

I almost sat down again.

I went, and it felt really bad to drink too much.

I almost sat on the ground again.

Fortunately, I helped the table. Otherwise, you'll make a fool of yourself in front of this group of recruits.

Ye Fei endured the dizziness after drinking.

Walk slowly in the direction of the toilet at the junction of the train cars.

When it's almost time to get to the place.

An officer with a dime on his shoulder (captain) stood up.

Block Ye Fei's way. "Stop." What to do".

Brother. You're stopping me from doing wool. I'm not your recruit. I couldn't hold back my meow. Ye Fei wailed in his heart.

Although I think so in my heart.

But Ye Fei also gave him this face. Who made him look a little familiar. So he said, "Go to the bathroom."

The captain nodded. said: "Go and come back quickly".

Ye Fei agreed vaguely. Because he really couldn't hold it anymore.

Ye Fei slowly moved over. I didn't dare to walk quickly.

Walking fast, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back my pants.

Now I can only pray that there is no one in the toilet.

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