Chapter 311: Perverted Thief Bald
readx;? In the face of Lu Bai's overwhelming attack on the Burst Chrysanthemum Spear Bagua Array, the three-eyed blue dragon made a fierce counterattack. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the sound of the dragon's groan, an imposing blue water dragon greeted the Burst Chrysanthemum Spear Bagua Array, but in the blink of an eye, it was beaten into a sieve by the rushing Burst Chrysanthemum Spear Bagua Array, and then it could no longer maintain its existence and disintegrated, and finally returned to nothingness.
Seeing that the blue water dragon had been shattered and had broken into a kilometer, the three-eyed blue dragon that seemed to be as large as Xiao Wei's was inferior, summoned a huge blue tornado that was even bigger than it with another dragon groan.
The blue tornado seemed to be a waterspout, and Lu Bai, who had excellent eyesight, even saw some chaotic aquatic animals in the high-speed spinning blue tornado, but those aquatic animals with white bellies were obviously dead.
Comparatively speaking, the power of this blue tornado is obviously greater than that of the previous blue water dragon, if the opponent is a little weak, it will really be in a hurry, but it is a pity that it is full of firepower, it is a dense divine power burst chrysanthemum spear array that shoots angrily, so it is only a matter of time before it is defeated......
In the end, after dying and struggling for almost three seconds, the blue tornado was still stabbed into a sieve by Lu Bai's Burst Chrysanthemum Spear Bagua Array.
At this time, the distance was too close, and the three-eyed blue dragon couldn't react more, so it also followed the blue tornado, and was stabbed by the overlapping popping chrysanthemum spears.
The painful dragon groaned as the surging spear stabbed in, and wave after wave.
Lu Bai, who was finally refreshed, held his hands and waited calmly on the side, and when the first popping chrysanthemum spear stabbed into the body of the three-eyed blue dragon, Lu Bai had already accurately determined that this three-eyed blue dragon was indeed a destructive resentment.
Originally, one or two Burst Chrysanthemum Spears that could purify the Destruction Resentment Relics were almost able to complete the purification of the Three-Eyed Blue Dragon of the Destruction Resentment, but Lu Bai still sat back and watched all the Burst Chrysanthemum Spears that were shot out, and all of them hit the Three-Eyed Blue Dragon.
First, so that it will not be wasted.
Second, Lu Bai also wanted to know what kind of effect multiple purification would bring.
After all, as the saying goes...... No, it's the advertisement that says well, you can get good pure water after 24 times of purification.
It doesn't matter if the advertisement is a gimmick or not, anyway, Lu Bai just needs a reason.
Therefore, it really makes sense for a gentleman to be cautious, and when there is no law and moral suppression, anyone can release the beast in his heart that was originally locked in a cage......
Fortunately, Lu Bai is still a kind male god after all, and after a round of bursting chrysanthemum spear gossip array was completed, he did not continue to abuse, but just held his hands to observe the changes of the three-eyed blue dragon.
Lu Bai noticed that the two main eyes of the three-eyed blue dragon, which were originally blood-red, had recovered to the same golden color as the third eye on his forehead.
Finding that Lu Bai was observing himself, the three-eyed blue dragon seemed to recall what had just happened to it, the extremely tragic Ju Burst with at least 999 consecutive hits.
As a result, the three-eyed blue dragon's gaze when he looked at Lu Bai was full of fear. ”
"Don't come here! Pervert, don't come here!"
The three-eyed blue dragon uttered a crisp and pleasant human language, and it sounded like she should be a female dragon.
Okay, Lu Bai can understand the fear of the three-eyed blue dragon about him, what the hell is a pervert?
Is it tolerable, but is it intolerable? In short, this kind of slander is absolutely unbearable!
"Little Blue Dragon, you can see clearly, I am your life-saving benefactor, and I am the one who saved you from the wreckage of destruction that only left hatred and destruction, okay? Am I a pervert? Have you ever seen such a kind change...... it!"
Lu Bai puffed up his chest and wanted to distinguish the truth with the three-eyed blue dragon, but halfway through his words, Lu Bai suddenly discovered his eloquence and was knocked out by the fact that he was a gentleman and a dandan!
So this is embarrassing, Lu Baihe has had the experience of being a bird walker outdoors, and he is so majestic and high-spirited!
"Accident! cough cough, this is an accident! Well, you may not believe it, in fact, I just fell from the sky, and then the friction heat turned into fire, and my clothes were burned......"
Lu Bai, who was extremely embarrassed, hurriedly copied a big cloak from the spiked turtle shell, and while wrapping himself indiscriminately, Lu Bai also explained the causes and consequences of walking birds like a pervert.
It's a pity that this kind of follow-up opens up a brain-like explanation, although it is the real situation that Lu Bai experienced, it can be seen from the disgusted expression of the three-eyed blue dragon, Lu Bai's words are probably not even believed in punctuation.
"Forget it, you don't understand these things, tell me who you really are and where you come from...... Stop, where do you want to go? Do you think you can escape from my Five Finger Mountain?"
Lu Bai finally chose to give up the explanation, after all, he was not wronged by being misunderstood in the situation just now, so he planned to change the topic and talk to the three-eyed blue dragon.
It's a pity that the three-eyed blue dragon who obviously regarded Lu Bai as a combination of the Terror Demon King and the Great Pervert secretly tried to escape from under Lu Bai's nose.
This obviously couldn't be escaped, and Lu Bai directly teleported to the top of the three-eyed blue dragon's head.
Finding that Lu Bai actually ran away, the three-eyed blue dragon immediately let out a terrible and sharp scream, and then it subconsciously played the cobra maneuver, the Imaiman maneuver, the Jin Dou maneuver, and the Qiuming Mountain maneuver all over the sky...... and other maneuvers, trying to throw Lu Bai off his head.
Caught off guard, Lu Bai, who was stunned, was almost thrown off by the three-eyed blue dragon.
But when Lu Bai finally managed to stabilize and became angry because of this, the three-eyed blue dragon was miserable.
As the so-called Brother Lu is very angry, the consequences are very serious!
But Lu Bai, who was angry, only did one thing to punish the disobedient three-eyed blue dragon, and that was to find an opportunity to give up his trust in the Sealed Divine Kingdom.
As soon as Lu Bai let go, he knew how many million catties of heavy sealing weight of the Kingdom of God that day were all pressed on the head of the three-eyed blue dragon!
Under the heavy pressure of Wan Jun, the poor three-eyed blue dragon didn't say anything about flying, it was pressed on the spot like a pitiful little man in the middle of his head, and fell sharply to the ground with his big head down.
The sheer mass that stacked together quickly caused a raging flame to ignite around the rapidly falling three-eyed blue dragon, as if it was no longer a blue dragon but a fire dragon.
The three-eyed blue dragon wrapped in flames once again let out a wave of terrifying screams, but the force that pressed on her head made her unable to do anything.
Lu Bai, who had been on guard for a long time, took out a divine power shield like an eggshell, isolating himself from the raging flames.
"Little Blue Dragon, now you should believe me, I fell like this just now, if I hadn't practiced a perfect body, I would have burned to slag along with my clothes. ”
Therefore, Lu Bai still has time, combined with the facts, to prove to the three-eyed blue dragon once again that he is not a bird walking pervert.
The fact that the fire was raging made the three-eyed blue dragon have to believe Lu Bai's words, but now that it was so frightened, it had no time to say anything to Lu Bai, because it suddenly saw-
It's going to hit the ground!
It's about to hit the ground!
Ahhh
Lu Bai naturally knew that he was about to hit the ground, so he felt that he had successfully persuaded and educated the three-eyed blue dragon, and once again showed the characteristics of a kind male god, he once again balanced the power of the Wanjun Fall of the Sealing God Kingdom, and also pulled the three-eyed blue dragon with his hand.
Because of Lu Bai's pull, although the horny three-eyed blue dragon finally smashed into the ground, it barely smashed out of a dragon-shaped pit that was only one person deep at most-
If Lu Bai didn't take this handle and didn't smash a crater with a radius of at least ten miles, Lu Bai would write his name upside down.
Anyway, Lu Bai also studied physics before crossing over.
"You're not dead, are you?"
After the smoke and dust dispersed, Lu Bai, who had been stranded in mid-air, descended to the dragon-shaped pit where only flames remained.
What answered Lu Bai was a blue sword light with both fast, accurate, and ruthless elements, and Lu Bai even saw a Western long sword with a blue dragon wing gauntlet.
It's a pity that in the face of Lu Bai's divine power eggshell shield, this sword light with both three elements is still not enough, that is, the eggshell is barely shrunk inward by almost three fingers.
"It's not bad, Sage-level swordsmanship. If this is your strongest attack, then I would like to remind you that you will not be able to kill me at this level, and it is okay to provoke me, but you will be in danger if you provoke me. So, think about it, and if you think it's a stupid decision to be hostile to me, then give up your hostility to me and come out. ”
Lu Bai, who didn't blink his eyelids, leisurely evaluated the blue sword light that slashed at him, and tried to resolve the hostility of the three-eyed blue dragon towards him.
This hostility actually made Lu Bai feel very concerned, because this was a situation that had never appeared in the other destruction resentments he had saved.
Is it because of excessive purification, or because of the peculiarities of this plane?
Lu Bai speculated silently, but he didn't think too deeply about this issue, after all, as long as he hadn't left this Heavenly Wilderness Plane for a day, he would have time and materials to verify it.
It wasn't Lu Bai's sincerity, but the strength he showed to conquer the three-eyed blue dragon who regarded him as a terrifying demon king and a pervert.
In short, Lu Bai didn't wait long, he waited until he came out of the dragon-shaped fire pit with long sea blue hair, and the dress made Lu Bai instantly think of Sailor Moon's long-legged and big-eyed sailor suit, the reason why he emphasized that it was Sailor Moon was because this girl was still holding a Western long sword...... That's right, it's the Western long sword that split Lu Bai's sword before.
"Little Blue Dragon?"
Lu Bai tried to call out.
"I'm not a little blue dragon! I have a name, I'm the Magical Lady Knight Dragon, Screaming Sea-Celeth!"
The blue-haired, big-eyed, long-legged beautiful girl in the sailor suit glared at Lu Bai viciously, and then emphasized very loudly.
"Magical Lady Knight?"
Lu Bai rolled his eyes, and then understood that the sailor suit Sailor Moon in front of him, who could incarnate into a three-eyed blue dragon, was 100% created by his predecessor of the Creator Father.
Not to mention anything else, just this shape that came out of the ** teens girl battle comics shouldn't be something that can be produced naturally.
Therefore, Lu Bai casually asked: "Are you really just a female knight? Don't you have any other work to do, such as rolling the sheets with your creator or something?"
Lu Bai swore that he really only asked this question out of curiosity.
In fact, Lu Bai also asked Saber Nero the same question, but unfortunately Nero has no memory of the Creator Father at all, she has been a heroic spirit Saber since she was conscious, shuttling through the infinite Holy Grail battlefield until the destruction of the world.
So Lu Bai didn't think there was anything wrong with the question he asked, after all, everyone is an adult, and it is normal to discuss this kind of question with a little color.
It's a pity that after listening to Lu Bai's question, the magical female knight Long Xiaohai Celes, who originally seemed to have accepted her fate, first trembled violently with anger, and then she rushed towards Lu Bai with a scream.
Of course, it won't be rushing over to throw a hug, but planning to sword Lu Bai in two!
Even if you can't use one sword and two sections, you have to poke out at least two holes.
As long as I can hurt this shameless big perverted bald man, I will be willing to die even if I die!
Sailor Moon, who is blood-filled with pupils, is really planning to do so,
However, Sailor Moon's prayer is destined to be impossible to fulfill, after all, Lu Bai is the male protagonist...... Ahem, but it's a god-level existence!
In short, the hatred slashed out the chaotic sword, and still didn't even hurt Lu Bai's hair.
Oh then again, after experiencing the baptism of heavenly fire, Lu Bai, who is already a shameless perverted bald man in the eyes of Sailor Moon, really doesn't have a single hair on his body, so if you want to hurt his hair, you have to wait patiently for his hair to grow back......
"Are you crazy?"
After using the Divine Power Eggshell Shield to drain Sailor Moon's strength, Lu Bai easily subdued the angry she-dragon who seemed to have lost her mind.
I am the magic knight of the Father, and the purpose of my existence is to take care of the world for the Father, and to be the guardian of the whole world, and the Father is the father of all our guardians, so I will not roll with the Father, and I will not roll with the Father...... Ahh
The beautiful girl with long legs and big eyes still hasn't given up struggling.
Baldy?!!
The corners of Lu Bai's eyes twitched violently, and he felt that his tall and majestic image was completely ruined.
Damn, what's going on!
Obviously, the poor monk ...... everything !!Ahh
Okay, since the image has been ruined, let's destroy it to the end.
"Long Xiaohai-Celes, if you dare to be disrespectful to me again, believe it or not, I will strip you clean, then tie you to a tree on the side of the road, and then find ten thousand stinky men to line up to watch you!"
Lu Bai, who had made a decision in his heart, suddenly tried his best to put on a vicious face that Uncle Ben was a bad person, and then tried to threaten Sailor Moon, who was still struggling indiscriminately.
And then...... Lu Bai seems to have succeeded.
Sailor Moon, who thought that she was still struggling violently, immediately stiffened and didn't dare to move anymore after hearing Lu Bai's very evil threat.
"You—you can't do this to me! No, I'd rather die than let you humiliate me like this!"
Sailor Moon, who was screaming in terror, finally turned into a shameless and filthy perverted bald man with eyes looking at Lu Bai.
(To be continued.) )