Chapter 2: Aliens: Reinvention
Zhang Meng looked at these monsters in surprise and muttered to himself: "This is the alien in the flying saucer?" Oops, I've finally met aliens, it's really not human! Praying mantises, praying mantises, they're just a bunch of praying mantises, praying mantises. ”
I saw that these monsters were all the same appearance - a big triangular head, no hair on the head, three eyes, two long at both ends of the top of the inverted triangle, and an eye in the middle, the eyes were very large, bright and flashing with a faint blue light, as if there was no nose, like the head of a praying mantis, the bottom corner of the inverted triangle was a mouth, down was a long neck, under the neck were two long arms, thin, holding this rectangular instrument in their hands, after the two arms were loosened, almost as long as the two legs, and the instrument in the hand was open, the indicator light flashed off and off.
At this time, the one in front of him suddenly spoke: "Ahha, are you two coming together?" "It's Chinese. Zhang Meng was taken aback: "How can they speak Mandarin?" It's a nice sound, it's magnetic, and it definitely sounds good to sing. ”
Seeing that Zhang Meng didn't answer, the alien who spoke raised his voice and greeted: "Hello two!" Welcome both. As he spoke, he took a step forward and stretched out his long arm to shake hands with Zhang Meng.
At this time, Zhang Meng basically let go of his mentality, he was not afraid or disgusted with them, so he stretched out his hand forward, but his two hands seemed to be locked, and he couldn't move at all, "Hijacked by them and locked by them!" Zhang Meng muttered to himself, and suddenly became angry, and shouted: "You bastards! Why hijack us? ”
I only heard the other party giggle together, laughed for a while, and one of them said, "Look, he's angry, this earthling! The other also stopped laughing, came to Zhang Meng, patted Zhang Meng's arm and said, "Young man, don't worry. You misunderstood. You earthlings have always thought about problems according to the logic of 'because-so-', you have to ask for a reason for everything, and you have to make a result when you do things, and if you can't do this, you will get angry. ”
"And what is the purpose of your hijacking us?"
"Hahahaha, it's ridiculous to ask because of that. We don't have any purpose, it's just that we have detected that you have a desire to go to the Three Kingdoms, and now we want to help you make your wish come true! ”
Zhang Meng just said to Gao Ling yesterday that if he lived in the Three Kingdoms era, he would definitely not be like Zhuge Liang Guan Yu - this is just casual talk, not really saying that he wants to go to the Three Kingdoms, besides, more than 2,000 years, can you go if you want to? Zhang Meng thought of this and said: "I'm just talking casually, I won't go, please send me home!" ”
"Hahahaha" The aliens laughed again: "Go home, well, according to your time and space habits on Earth, it has been three hundred and ninety years since you left home, and you can't go back if you want to." ”
"I don't believe it, send me back!"
When these aliens heard Zhang Meng's roar, they laughed and gathered together, and they all looked at Zhang Meng's side, and the head looked at him for a while, and said, "This earthling kid has a big temper, which is very interesting!" Speaking of which, he took a step forward and asked, "Earthling, do you want to see what your home looks like?" Please take a look. ”
The alien moved the instrument in his hand, and a window opened in front of him, and when Zhang Meng looked at it, he saw an ocean around Wufu Mountain, where was the shadow of his hometown?
Seeing this, Zhang Meng became angry again and shouted, "You bastards! ”
"Hahahaha, you see, the earthling kid is angry again. Boy, don't get angry and face reality. You prepare, we will arrange it immediately, arrange you to realize your ideals! Boom, hahahaha. After speaking, the alien turned his head and instructed a few people next to him: "Take the remodeling plan and give it to him, and then prepare to reshape this earthling kid." ”
"Yes! Master. Did the woman do it with the man? ”
"Huh? Hahaha, yes, at the same time. ”
The alien leader ordered to come here, and the guy behind him opened the instrument in his hand and put it in front of Zhang Meng's eyes, saying, "Look at it, earthling boy." There are billions of people on the planet, and only the two of you enjoy our face-to-face help, you should be happy! Well, boy, you steal the fun. ”
Zhang Meng listened to the words of the other head, turned his face to look at Gao Ling, and saw another alien, who also handed the instrument to Gao Ling and asked her to look at the remodeling schedule. Gao Ling also glanced at the planner, then turned her head to the side and ignored them.
Zhang Meng looked at his remodeling plan again, and saw that the table read:
Zhang Meng: Gender: Male
Height: 1.85m 0.05m higher than Guan Yu and 0.1m taller than Zhang Fei
Weight: 100 kg is 5 kg heavier than Guan Yu and 10 kg heavier than Zhang Fei
Arm length: 1.85m
Strength: Surpassing Lu Bu
Knife skills: Surpass Guan Yu
Archery: Pull out the 10 stone bow, surpassing Huang Zhong
Boxing: Invincible in the Three Kingdoms
Thinking judgment intelligence: surpassing Zhuge Liang Sima Yi
Character: Resolute and courageous
Comprehensive handling ability: unique in the world
Sexual ability: surpassing Lu Bu, he can marry a wife and have children after the age of 90
Remodeling Material: Nebula 39#
Remodeled human body characteristics: hard as steel, invulnerable
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As soon as Zhang Meng saw this, the alien leader couldn't wait any longer, and ordered: "Okay, let's start shaping." Then he turned his face and asked Zhang Meng, "How is it?" Earthlings kid, are you satisfied? We're going to mold you into the superman of the people of Earth and let you live up to your dreams - but don't worry, it won't cause you pain. ”
The alien leader said this and ordered: "Okay, don't be wordy, open the remodeling room and send this earthling boy in!" ”
I saw a flash of blue light, and the two doors opened automatically, and two aliens stood behind Zhang Meng, one left and one right, shouting: "Go!" Then he pushed Zhang Meng into the molding room, and after waiting for the door to close, Zhang Meng lost all memories and feelings······
At this time, Zhang Meng got up and sat down, and heard the sound of "knock knock" next door, and then heard a few war horses snorting, Zhang Meng knew that the sound next door was the war horse planing at night. Thinking of this, Zhang Meng suddenly became alert and said to himself: "Ah! Am I crossing over? In the midst of his vigilance, he suddenly remembered that on the "Remodeling Plan" he saw in the flying saucer, it was clearly written that after he was reshaped, his body was "as hard as steel, invulnerable", thinking of this, Zhang Meng was a little suspicious, and muttered: "It's better to try!" As he spoke, he glanced at the sword hanging on the north wall and said to himself, "Yes! Try this sword. ”