Chapter 103: Perverse Old Man

He Jinshui carefully studied the map. Located in the middle of the continent of Neo, the Dawn Forest is bordered by the two super-empires of Catherman and Charman, as well as a number of principalities around it. He made a rough estimate that the line from Neverwinter along the Pampas and then through the Lodge Mountains was thousands of miles, and the route was winding and rugged, and it was impossible to reach it in 10 days.

When he set out, he decided to take a dangerous move, along the Danxia Mountains in the northwest, through the abandoned underground mines, to the teleportation circle at Stone Claw Peak. After activating the circle there, he traveled thousands of miles to the outskirts of the Dawn Forest to the west.

When He Jinshui led the team to ride his horse and whip, passing by a small forest, he felt something strange overhead. He frowned and shouted: "Friends on the tree, why bother to humiliate yourself and learn from that villain, please be generous!"

Only a click was heard, and two black shadows, one large and one small, fell to the ground, and Torres's smiling face appeared in front of everyone. He was covered with dust, clutching a broken branch in his hand, lying on his back with the little monkey McGin, and carrying a black leather bag on his shoulder, embarrassed.

"Did the good apprentice bring food to the master? The master was very moved!" He Jinshui was amused, pretending to be serious, grabbed the bag from Torres's shoulder, and hung it on the horse's back. "Okay, your mind is gone, you can go back!" He Jinshui waved his hand and gave the order to evict the guest.

"Master!" Torres's eyes flickered, and he pretended to be pleading: "I remember that the master once said that it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read ten thousand books!

"The stinky boy has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and he has my true biography!" He Jinshui was happy. How could he not know what the other party was thinking when he was talking nonsense. It's just to save face for the other party and don't say it, boy, the blood is strong, you know.

He pretended to be strange and threatened: "We are going to do something big on this trip." Snatching food, money, and women is very hard and dangerous! Are you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid!" Torres saw that the other party's tone was loose, his eyes suddenly lit up, saliva flowed out, and he patted his chest and said forcefully: "Master half father, the disciple is mixed with you! If you rob the grain, I will give you the wind; if you rob the woman, I will hand you the rope; if you want to do the beast thing, I will ...... I just" his expression changed a few times, and he said weakly, before he gritted his teeth and said: "I advise you to know that you are lost!"

"Get out of your mother!" He Jinshui kicked over with a smile, and scolded himself in his mouth: "Does your master seem to be such an unattractive person, don't be afraid of hardship, just roll over by yourself!"

Torres was overjoyed, took a horse out of the woods, rolled over and followed.

At night, He Jinshui and his entourage came to the foot of Danxia Mountain in the dim moonlight, and decided to spend the night here and set off early tomorrow morning.

Setting up the tent, Torres lay on the ground like a dead pig, humming comfortably, letting the little monkey McGinn pull and scratch in his ear, refusing to get up.

He Jinshui's eyes were sharp, and he found that Torres' legs were trembling, and there seemed to be pus and blood flowing out of his thighs. It is estimated that this kid's fine skin and tender flesh are blistered on the horse's back. Thinking that he gritted his teeth without saying a word and persevered, He Jinshui was moved in his heart, and he was determined to show his hand and treat him.

He called a few pheasants, cleaned them up, sprinkled them with spices and wine, wrapped them in bay leaves and clay, and set up an earthen stove to make them called flower chickens.

Soon, the aroma of the earthen stove overflows, giving off an irresistible temptation. A bunch of foodies immediately sat around, quietly watching He Jinshui busy back and forth, and began to accumulate strength without saying a word, preparing to make a series of big moves on the dinner table and knock each other out.

In his expectant gaze, He Jinshui patted away the soil and removed the fragrant leaves, and the fragrance was fragrant in an instant, which made people appetizing.

Just as everyone was about to feast, a sharp glint flashed in He Jinshui's eyes, and the flying knife pierced the sky with a sonic boom and plunged straight into the feet of a black shadow.

"Who?" he yelled.

Almost touched the door, the second general was annoyed, grabbed his weapon and prepared to fight.

"At the same time, the end of the world has fallen into people, why should my friends be so panicked! Passing through this place, I was attracted by the aroma and came to ask for a glass of wine!" The man came out of the dark shadows with his empty hands behind his back.

I saw a thin and ordinary-looking old man appear in front of everyone. His appearance was so ordinary that he could never be found after being thrown into a pile. What words like fairy wind bones, crane hair and childish face, have nothing to do with him!

But He Jinshui felt an earth-shattering energy fluctuation from the other party's body, and this feeling was even far beyond the sense of coercion that Skeleton Beamon brought to him!

He groaned for a moment, and when he saw that the other party had no malicious intent, he beckoned, left an empty seat, and handed over the whole chicken in his hand.

The other party sat down unceremoniously, shook his head but didn't take it, and said to himself: "Tear it in half, the other side of the ass needs to be left to me, let's take this bite!"

"Hey, the old man has vision!" The little madman smiled when he heard this, and immediately found his soulmate! He raised his head and burped, and continued to grab the chicken ass in his hand and chew wildly.

The old man watched him gobble up, his hands trembled, and he tore off several of his beards. Stamping his foot fiercely, he scolded tremblingly: "Cow chewing peony, hey, all the good things have been ruined!"

"Don't worry, old man, come, this is for you!" He Jinshui respectfully handed over the chicken butt in his hand and was grabbed by the other party.

The old man pinched the chicken in his left hand, and moved his fingers like knives in his right hand, and his fingertips made a hazy afterimage in the moonlight, making a terrifying sound.

"It's too windy!" Everyone was attracted by such a high-level boning method, as if they had forgotten to eat.

"It's finished!" the old man removed all the bones, divided the back of the chicken into dozens of slender strips of the same size and shape, and twisted one and savored it.

Every chicken strip in the stomach, the old man will show an extremely intoxicated look, chewing, while holding saliva, tears rolling in the corners of his eyes.

He Jinshui saw that the old man was eating happily, so he quickly snatched the remaining chicken butts from the little madman's hands and handed them all over, but the old man was unceremonious and accepted all the orders.

"Old man, do you need good wine?" He Jinshui saw the old man's extraordinary, and became more and more respectful.

"Bring them all!" said the old man, whose skin was rough and thick, and he shouted unceremoniously with his big hand.

"No!" He Jinshui took out the cowhide wine bag and handed over the good wine given by Chief Yoda, and the old man raised his head and took a big sip.

"Pounce!" he choked on the drink and yelled, "What garbage, a smell of horse urine, take it away!"

"You!" Hum Ha and the two generals are both good drinkers, seeing the old man so arrogantly and violently destroying the heavens, the blood suddenly gushed up, and he couldn't wait to slap him out.

"There is no other shop in the wilderness, if the old man can't settle down, can he bring his own wine?" He Jinshui restrained the two who were about to go berserk, and said calmly.

"Let me show you what the best wine of heaven and earth is!" the old man unwrapped his body with a disdainful expression, and carefully took out a wine gourd, which took a long time to drip a few drops, and it was no longer poured after the bottom of the glass.

"The kid is bold!" He Jinshui saw that the other party was stingy, and his heart was funny, so he grabbed the wine glass and sent it to his mouth. At this moment, a familiar smell rushed to his nose, and he was shocked and paused.

Hey, this gift is too expensive, the boy can't be blessed, please take it back from the old man. He Jinshui looked solemn and said with his fists clenched.

"Boy has good eyesight!" the old man was surprised to see the other party tell the secret in the cup. What he didn't know was that the other party also treasured a pot in his baggage.

As the team grew, every new companion in the Lacey Corps had unknowingly drunk the Fountain of Youth, and their martial arts had progressed by leaps and bounds.

"That's right!" the old man scratched his head, a little big. He was originally a stranger who was free and easy in the world and the dust of the game, and he ate the other party's mountain treasures, and he was unwilling to suffer in vain, so he thought of such a way to give back to the other party quietly, but he didn't expect to be politely rejected by this black-haired kid, and his expression was slightly embarrassed.

He looked up at the crowd: the tall, bald man with a burly face and a fleshy face, which was obviously not his thing; the black-haired young man had a carefree demeanor and was full of a mysterious power that made him jealous; the dwarf was short and agile, with two swords on his back and staring at the wine glass; the blonde boy was so bad at his martial arts that he was smiling stupidly, and the little monkey on his back was grinning at himself.

He finally laughed, pointed at the little madman and Torres with his hand, and said a little mysteriously: "I have a kung fu that the enemy can't beat, dodge quickly, and escape, do you want to learn it?"