Tuan'er sent Li Nanhuang back to the bamboo house to settle down, and began to make a fire to cook.

Although he grew up in the countryside since he was a child, he is proficient in all the skills closely related to eating, such as burning the stove and brushing the cauldron, but after all, he has been drinking spicy food with Li Nanhuang for many years, and his skills are somewhat rusty.

It took a long time to raise the fire, and he made a gray face.

Li Nanhuang was not in a hurry, moved a chair and sat by the stove, holding the mulberries picked by Tuan'er and eating comfortably.

"Boss, don't just look at it!" Tuan'er couldn't help but complain: "There is no rice, no noodles and no oil here, you don't help with cooking, why don't you go find a point in the mountains?" ”

"Isn't that your job?"

Li Nanhuang continued to eat fruit motionlessly.

"What? Don't you eat?! Who was the one who shouted that he was hungry just now?! ”

Tuan'er rolled her eyes, her boss didn't seem to have any diligent genes except for using her brain to make money and pit herself.

"I remember that some people made a package ticket with Mingyu's little brother when they went up the mountain, right?" Li Nanhuang began to reproduce in the original sound.

"It's cold in the mountains, and there are not enough people, so I'm afraid the two girls will have to make their own fires and cook."

"I will, don't worry, I'll take care of our family...... No, miss. ”

This is clearly the conversation between Tuan'er and Xiao Mingyu at the beginning, and after a slap in the face that can't be refuted, Tuan'er can only admit it.

Seriously, in the matter of laziness, Tuan'er is just lazy and quite exposed, and Li Nanhuang is lazy and penetrates into the bone marrow.

Back then, as long as Li Nanhuang didn't want to do something, he would raise a handsome little guy who could do something.

She is lazy in all directions, and the little handsome guy is also equipped with an amazing number.

At most, Tuan'er's notebook has two pages, and the date is arranged for a month, which is simply heartbreaking.

If it weren't for the fact that she was driving a group, she would still be able to raise a little white face as a full-time driver and send her to tease other handsome guys all over the world.

The attribute of the boss, if it is placed in this era, it must be immersed in the pig cage, right?

Alas, I hope that the mountain bubble ability will overwhelm the crowd and dominate the boss's harem!

……

"Hey! The water is boiling! Boiled crabs go! ”

Li Nanhuang interrupted Tuan'er's unrealistic fantasy in time.

"There's nothing in oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, are you all-you-can-eat clear water crabs?"

Tuan'er doesn't pick food, but picks taste!

"Are you looking for Mingyu's little brother to find a way?" Li Nanhuang raised his eyebrows and hinted: "You must know how to make reasonable use of resources in order to improve work efficiency!" ”

"Got it! Look at the pot and the fire! I'm going up the mountain to find Mingyu's little brother to ask for something! ”

Tuan'er rolled his eyes, when he met such a bullying master, he could say that the behavior of bullying an honest person was so fresh and refined that he couldn't refute it.

The puffing ball poured all the crabs caught today into the pot one by one, and then viciously covered the pot.

Then, in Li Nanhuang's stunned gaze, he shoehorned a spatula into her.

"What? I don't cook! ”

Li Nanhuang would never allow such a terrible thing to happen to him.

"If the crab rebels, shoot it with a spatula!" Tuan'er glanced back at the steaming lid of the pot, gritted his teeth and said, "Where there is oppression, there is resistance, you wait for me!" ”

After speaking, he quickly avoided Li Nanhuang's increasingly dangerous eyes, and ran towards the mountain in a puff of smoke.

"Don't ask for rice, just ask for two bowls of rice! Another jar of soju! ”

Li Nanhuang's voice caught up from behind.

"Don't eat! It's impossible to ask for food in this life! ”

Tuan'er rolled her eyes and refused Li Nanhuang's request without looking back.

Two bowls of rice?

It's obviously discriminating against her amount of food, okay?!

Can I use the rice I wanted?

Of course, it is directly served with the pot!

Hey...... Wrong!

Wait a minute! What did the boss say just now? And wine?!

Don't tell me that crab and shochu go best with this kind of nonsense, okay?!

If you're going to get drunk, it's true that you're going to take it down at night, right?

I'll go! It's too arrogant, the boss deserves to be the boss, and Tuan'er is a little excited when he thinks about it......

As soon as I thought that there was a super drama to start tonight, or the boss would go down to practice in person, the group was excited and ran up the mountain with a smoke.

Running outside Xiao Qingming's house in one breath, Tuan'er shouted without any scruples: "Little brother Mingyu, where are you?" ”

But after shouting for a long time, he didn't see half a figure, and Tuan'er was about to push the door in to take a look, but the door suddenly opened.

"He's not here."

Xiao Yun came out of the house with a stinky face.

Originally, he was going to squat in the room and not go out to provoke Tuan'er, but when he found that Tuan'er was going to enter the house, he coaxed him.

Not for anything else, just because Xiao Qing in the back room looked up at him coldly, and his eyes were full of contempt, as if to say, how can I have such a cowardly attendant as you?!

Xiao Yuncong immediately turned his heart sideways, anyway, he confessed to his son-in-law, and it was better to admit cowardice than to admit that trouble.

"Dead pheasant! What kind of expression do you have, looking for a fight?! ”

As soon as Tuan'er saw Xiao Yun's nostrils facing the sky, he exploded.

"Mingyu is making wild boar, the kitchen is in the back, it's up to you whether you eat it or not!"

When Xiao Yuncong was also wise, he sold Mingyu without waiting for Tuan'er to attack.

Then he shrank his head and quickly closed the door.

Looking back and seeing his master's eyes, which were even more gloomy than just now, Xiao Yun couldn't help but laugh dryly.

"Hehe, gone, gone! Childe, read the book...... I'll help you clean your room. ”

Compared with the two faces inside and outside the house, Xiao Yuncong, who was intimidated and boundless, Tuan'er was much more disciplined.

Wild boar, where is the kitchen?

Get out of here!

Although he was not familiar with this place, Tuan Er was stunned and quickly found the location of the kitchen with his keen sense of smell for food.

As soon as I entered the yard, I saw a family of wild boars lying on the ground, and my saliva flowed all over the ground in an instant.

"Little brother Mingyu, I want to eat wild boar!"

Tuan'er rushed into the kitchen impatiently.

Well, the meat is in the pot, and Mingyu's little brother doesn't know where it is.

"Huh? What about people? ”

Tuan'er was a little confused, but was soon seduced away by the smell of meat in the pot.

It doesn't matter where he goes, no one just takes him away.

There are so many wild boars outside, let Mingyu's little brother make another pot!

In an instant, the group collected all the visible foods such as pork, rice, shochu, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

After everything was empty, he was about to walk out with two food boxes when Tuan'er realized that he was a bit of a bully.

What to do? If your conscience is troubled, you have to comfort and comfort yourself.

Looking up at the kitchen, Tuan'er found a few pieces of straw paper for snacks, and a bald pen for bookkeeping, and left a note for Xiao Mingyu with soy sauce.

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Little Brother Mingyu:

The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk.

Wait until the crab is cooked, and give it to you to drink.

The group stayed

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This kind of crooked poem that will be made up only if I don't know which tendon is wrong, Tuan'er is really not afraid to take it out and offer ugliness.

It is true that he is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but that is a necessary skill for crossing, not a flirtatious talent.

And the crab is not necessarily tonight's crab, and it may not be today's dusk.

Anyway, it's just a fool, little brother Mingyu, don't blame me!

If you want to blame it, blame my boss for not teaching me!