Chapter Seventy-Eight: Stealing Donkeys and Buying Donkeys, Foolishness

At this time, this blind donkey did not accept the money, and Zhang Meng knew that this guy was pretending to excuse himself.

He lowered his face and said, "What's the matter, brother, why do you look down on me?"

It's just a little bit of my brother's mind, if you don't understand my little bit of heart, then that's it.

The right thing I just asked you to do was to open your mouth and let out a fart, and you should smell the smell.

Brother, you boldly agreed to do things for me, I have to show my heart, right? ”

When the blind donkey heard this, he knew that it was inconvenient to argue, so he pretended not to be willing to put the bag of money in his arms, stood up straight, clasped his fists with both hands and gave Zhang Meng a big salute, and then patted his chest and said: "Boss Zhang, rest assured, after five days, there will be good news." ”

So, he said goodbye and turned away.

On the morning of the third day, Zhang Meng had breakfast, saw that there was nothing to do, and felt uncomfortable at home, so he took Ma San'er out hunting with a bow and arrow, and went around the field a few times, but there was no gain, so he went to the willow forest in the south of Sima Yimen to take a look, and prepared to go home.

From a distance, he saw Sima Zhao digging a pit with two guys there, Zhang Meng didn't know what they were busy with, so he came over to say hello from afar, walked to take a look, and saw Sima Zhao instructing the two guys to dig a pit and bury the dead dog.

Zhang Meng looked at the two dead dogs and asked Sima Zhao what was going on, Sima Zhao lowered his head and replied: "I don't know what's going on, in the middle of the night last night, I heard two black unicorns screaming a few times, I didn't take it seriously, I got up in the morning, opened the door and saw that these two guys died behind the gate."

I don't know what I ate, and the dog vomited blood in his mouth. It seems to have eaten poison. ”

When Zhang Meng heard this, he knew that he was blindly calling the donkey to do it, and he was secretly happy for a while.

Looking at Sima Zhao's unlucky appearance, Zhang Meng sighed in his heart: "It's really a tiger falling into Pingchuan and being bullied by dogs!" Thinking about Sima Yi's family, the three horses and the same groove are all characters who command thousands of troops and horses to run the court, and they have fallen to such a point for a while, but they are bullied by the gangsters, but they are still kept in the dark. ”

Thinking of this, Zhang Meng comforted Sima Zhao a few words and took Ma San'er back to the pharmacy.

Stayed for two more days, this night, Zhang Meng and they were gossiping and chatting in the store, until late at night, a strong wind blew outside, and the treetops outside the house whined, Zhang Meng was thinking about the thing about barking a donkey, I don't know what he did, at this time, there was a knock on the door outside. Zhang Meng hurriedly instructed Ma San'er to go over and open the door, and when the door opened, he saw a blind donkey coming with a guy, carrying two cooked donkey legs, and without saying a word when he entered the door, he said: "Kill two donkeys, just cooked, send two donkey legs over, and give Boss Zhang wine." ”

Zhang Meng knew what was going on at a glance, and told Gao Ling and Liu Ying to go back to the house to sleep, leaving himself and Ma San'er to accompany the blind donkey to talk.

Zhang Meng asked where the donkey meat was cooked, and he said that after he got it, he took the donkey to Shilizhuang and sold it to the butcher.

"Four hundred dollars, two donkeys, cheaper than those three stunned. The boy was so overjoyed that he slaughtered him at that time. After the leftovers were sold, the remaining donkeys were unloaded and a large pot was boiled.

We had a meal there and were well fed and drunk······ Hehehehe, these two donkey legs were left by me beforehand, and I stayed to serve wine to Boss Zhang. ”

It turned out that after the blind donkey and Zhang Meng broke up in the hotel, they went home and mixed the poison, and that night, they sandwiched the poison in the cooked meat, divided it into two packets, and came to Sima Yi's gate in the dark, teasing the two black dogs barking a few times, and then threw the two bags of poison into the yard through the wall, only to hear the two black dogs fighting for a while, and then there was no sound.

When Zhang Meng heard this, he asked: "Let you go and lead his donkey, what are you doing to kill his dog?" ”

"Hahaha, Boss Zhang, you are really. If you don't kill these two black dogs, can you pull out two donkeys? At that time, I was ready to enter the door in the middle of the night to steal his donkey. ”

The guy next to him interjected: "The two dead dogs are not wasted, they were picked up by two poor men and cooked and eaten." ”

Zhang Meng heard this, and hurriedly asked, "Can't you kill people with medicine?" ”

The donkey said, "No." They all understand that eating dead dogs does not eat internal organs. ”

The donkey then said, "Stealing this donkey, hehe, it's easy." Originally, the plan was to kill his nursing dog first, and then go in and take out his donkey when the moon was dark and the wind was high.

Who knows that his donkey, after he has been fed every day, as long as he does not rush to the market, he will tie it to a stake at the east end of the house, and will not lead it to his house until it is dark.

After stepping on the nest and seeing the way, I pretended to go up the mountain to fetch firewood the afternoon before yesterday, walked to Sima Yi's door, and played idle with the old forest to catch the old man.

The other guys touched the east end of the house and moved their hands, led the donkey from the back of the house, and walked away, and before it was dark, we were sent to Shilizhuang, and the matter was done in this way.

Zhang Meng listened to it, and praised the blind donkey, and kept praising the blind donkey before he stopped.

So, he told the donkey to get up and say goodbye, and when he left, he repeatedly instructed Zhang Meng: "Boss Zhang has something to do in the future, just give an order."

In the next, I have someone else in Xia, I can't do big things, and in this ten miles and eight villages, there are no things that stump me. ”

Zhang Meng listened, nodded and agreed, watching the guy go out, Zhang Meng pulled the blind donkey to the door and instructed: "These days, you look for two good donkeys for me, and when you see it, I will look for you when you need it." Buy it for me when the time comes. ”

Hearing this, the blind donkey widened his eyes, looked at Zhang Meng suspiciously, and asked, "······ What do you want your donkey to do? ”

"I'm useful, you can do it." The blind donkey still didn't understand, and continued to ask: "What do you want this donkey to do, and find a place to raise it, feed it with grass and fodder, and have to be served by someone, it's troublesome!" Don't you have four good horses? ”

Zhang Meng thought for a moment and said, "I want to give it to Sima Zhao!" His family has no donkey and no vehicle, what should he do when he goes out to run errands? When the donkey heard this, he was even more puzzled, and stood still still.

Zhang Meng saw it and said firmly: "You are looking for me by yourself, I have my own useful place!" When the blind donkey heard this, he still didn't understand, but he didn't dare to ask more, so he had to go away in confusion.

Before leaving, he turned around and asked, "You sent two donkeys to Sima Yi, wait a few days, do you want me to steal them?" ”

Zhang Meng laughed when he heard it, and scolded: "Steal a fart, after I send it, I must not go over to steal it!" You remember! ”

The next day was to catch the market, Zhang Meng saw Sima Zhao from a distance in the market, lowered his head and bought vegetables and grains, carried a knife of meat by himself, and the two guys carried grain and rice on their backs, and the other carried a few cabbages, carrying a basket of radishes in their hands, and walked home with difficulty.