Chapter 428: The Best Joke
Balang looked in the mirror and looked back to see Jiang Xiaoyu still looking at him.
Balang said: "Then you can move, anyway, I won't sleep in that bunk for the time being, I'm in the veteran class."
After Jiang Xiaoyu heard this, he immediately ran back to the dormitory and cleaned up briefly.
To the admiration of the recruits, this bunk is the bunk after Balang, and none of the recruits dare to sleep.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Jiang Xiaoyu came, after going out to talk for a while, this bunk became his.
Jiang Xiaoyu began to blow the conch again, and the flickering recruits were stunned.
The recruits asked, "What the hell did you say, let Baran give you the bunk?" ”
Jiang Xiaoyu said extremely seriously: "I just said a word to him, and he gave me the bunk." ”
Ma Mingliang said, "Pull it down!" You're going to brag."
Jiang Xiaoyu saw that the recruits around him showed signs of scattering and said: "This is not our bragging, as soon as we say this, let alone the squad leader, even the regiment commander and division commander have to give up the bunks." ”
The recruits immediately became interested and hurriedly asked.
"Brother, what did you say?"
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Once this sentence is spoken, the consequences can be big or small, light or heavy. ”
This Jiang Xiaoyu told the truth, he would wet the bed when he slept on the top bunk, this sentence was very lethal, and he would be kicked away if he didn't do it.
But Jiang Xiaoyu said that this sentence was very important, and the tone of his words changed very solemnly and said: "But this heavenly opportunity must not be revealed." ”
When the recruits heard this, they wanted to know even more.
"Tell us about it."
Ma Mingliang said: "I don't think you have any skills, so you will talk nonsense." ”
Lu Yan said disdainfully: "A bunch of stupid people." ”
Zhang Chong opened the crowd and said, "Jiang Xiaoyu, what skills do you have to show for everyone." ”
Jiang Xiaoyu stood up and said politely: "This brother, what do you call it?" ”
"Zhang Chong"
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Brother Zhang Chong, you are going to test our patience." ”
Zhang Chong said: "That must be dropped, it is a mule or a horse, you take it out and slip it." ”
Jiang Xiaoyu has no ability to have a strong mouth and can hold his breath, and the others are paper tigers.
Jiang Xiaoyu looked around and said, "Our house has excellent feng shui, the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, and the brothers all have unique skills."
Isn't this nonsense?
The recruits who can be selected for this frogman training team are all recruits with special skills.
But the recruits were embarrassed to touch their heads one by one, which really made people talk.
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "It stands to reason that we shouldn't get an axe here, but Brother Zhang Chong can afford us, so how about we go out and calculate a hexagram for you?" ”
Zhang Chong was stunned for a moment and said, "Hexagram, what kind of hexagram?" ”
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Calculate your future destiny, wealth karma, this is the ability of buddy, come and borrow your left hand to take a look." ”
Who is Jiang Xiaoyu, a person who can sell a tombstone twice, and under the flickering together, Zhang Chong immediately couldn't find the north.
Then the recruits stretched out their hands one by one, this Jiang Xiaoyu said that the head is the way, so they are not interested.
Jiang Xiaoyu's flickering held his heart higher than each one.
Only Lu Yan disdained it, this was obviously a big fool, and these people still believed it.
After sending these recruits, Jiang Xiaoyu ran to Lu Yan and sat down.
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Brother Lu Yan, the two of us have known each other before, and we are also fellow countrymen, so please take care of you in the future." ”
Lu Yan said: "Whoever is with you is a fellow countryman, let me tell you, here is to eat by ability, not to play tricks, you can't stand the training here." ”
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "No, doesn't it mean that the training here is very comfortable, everyone else is running, you can actually sit in the house."
As soon as Jiang Xiaoyu's words came out, the room suddenly fell silent.
Jiang Xiaoyu sensed that something was wrong and said, "Brother Ye, it's not true that the training here is very comfortable and refreshing?" ”
The recruits looked at each other and replied in unison, "It's cool, it's comfortable." ”
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "I knew that Brother Ye would not lie to me. ”
Lu Yan said: "Brother Ye, Instructor Ye is your eldest brother."
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Although he hasn't recognized me yet, I have long regarded him as a big brother in my heart." ”
Lu Yan shook his head and said, "Your eldest brother is so good to you, the training here is indeed very comfortable, very cool, lying down every day." ”
Jiang Xiaoyu was happy, Lu Yan was his fellow countryman and a recruit from him, he knew best, Lu Yan never lied.
Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Although my eldest brother didn't say it, I knew that he recognized me as a younger brother, otherwise he wouldn't have sent me here." ”
Lu Yan originally had a stinky face when Jiang Xiaoyu came in, but Jiang Xiaoyu's words made him happy.
Lu Yan patted Jiang Xiaoyu on the shoulder and said, "Then you should stay here!" , your eldest brother will take good care of you. ”
After Lu Yan finished speaking, he turned around and left, and the recruits burst into laughter, this is the best joke, and they are all happier than Jiang Xiaoyu praising them.
Jiang Xiaoyu said blankly: "Won't my eldest brother take care of me?"
Zhang Chong said: "Your eldest brother is very good, he takes us to watch the sunrise and sunset every day, and also gives us to learn culture, and the training here is very comfortable and cool." ”
As soon as these words came out, the recruits fell on the bed one by one with their stomachs clutched, laughing and almost convulsed.
After Lu Yan ran out, he burst into laughter.
Originally, he was a very cold person and a very proud person, and he would not have lost his temper so much.
However, after Lu Yan finished laughing, he was a little confused, could he really persevere?
Now the training is getting harder and more rigorous.
As a professional athlete, it is not impossible to endure hardships, after all, the results he has achieved are all hard training.
But it's so bitter here, and I feel like dying every day.
Long Baichuan and Ye Fei were looking out in the office together.
Long Baichuan said: "This young man seems to have something on his mind. ”
Ye Fei said: "This guy is smart, but he has too many things in his heart, which is not very good, it seems that he will have to add more burden to him in the future." ”
Long Baichuan said: "Do you want me to enlighten and enlighten?" ”
Ye Fei said: "This is not a special forces selection, they will all be soldiers of your amphibious reconnaissance brigade in the future, ideological work, that is your business." ”
Long Baichuan said: "It seems that I have to talk to this young man, this young man is a soldier I personally recruited." ”
"He is a professional athlete and is measuring his career and his career as a soldier," Ye Fei said.
Long Baichuan said: "I think you are very suitable to be a political commissar, and you can see the problem at a glance." ”
Ye Fei smiled and said: "Ideological work has always run through the military career, just like physical fitness, cadres who can't do ideological work are not good cadres." ”
Long Baichuan said: "I don't think Jiang Xiaoyu can be said by you." ”
The corners of Ye Fei's mouth curved slightly and said, "That maybe."
Jiang Xiaoyu slept beautifully in the recruit team.
At five o'clock the next day, I woke up and blew in the morning.
The recruits quickly put on their clothes one by one, after all, those eight push-ups are not so easy to do.
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