Chapter 0056 Huaguoshan Cough Syrup Pharmacy
Half an hour later, Lu Liang said goodbye to the three policemen very friendly: Sister Sun, Brother Zhang, and Xia Han.
The lights are on.
Zhu Liang returned to the rental room, and was stunned for a while, and habitually remembered that it should be coded.
To be honest, he really regretted that he didn't confess to Xia Han in person.
Shouldn't men sing about conquest?
There is a saying that women conquer the world, and men conquer women.
After confessing in person, he took out the peach blossom charm and pasted it directly, and everything was done, and there were two more witnesses, so that the floor washing policeman called Wen Han retreated directly.
It was useless to think about it, Xia Han didn't retreat from the house, she just moved to the police dormitory.
He exhaled and turned on the computer, but he couldn't type a word in the face of the document, and Xia Han's shadow was in front of him. Forget it, I haven't gone out for a long time, let's go out for a walk, just push the old woman crossing the street to the ground and step on it again.
Zhu Liang picked up his phone, picked up the key, and went out.
Go downstairs, turn on your mobile phone, naturally click on the Heavenly Court address book, click on the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, see what Sun Monkey is doing at this time, and casually peek into the nightlife of the Monkey Clan.
A very strange sound came from the phone, and Liang Liang felt that this sound was a little familiar, a little unfamiliar, a little strange, when he heard the muddy big tongue voice 'small...... Small...... Britney...... Again...... Kiss...... When he kissed him, he realized that the nightlife of Sun Monkey is the nightlife of modern young couples.
Full of warm thoughts, lust, and lust, it seems that life in the heavenly realm is the same as life here!
Then, he heard the sound of a squeaky monkey kissing, and after responsible conjecture, Liang estimated that the monkey clan would hold a grand group kiss competition in a quiet wood, just like the couples at the opening of the diamond shop were competing to kiss who would kiss longer.
Elder Akajiri's voice sounded out inopportunely, cautiously, and timidly: "King, the cough syrup of the Great Immortal is wonderful, and my thousand-year-old cough is really cured." ”
The monkey was surprised and delighted, and kissed his sweet monkey on the mouth, and stammered, "Okay...... Good...... All right...... True...... True...... It's true. ”
"It's true, my lord. ”
"That'...... That...... That's great, our ...... ...... of the Seventy-Two Elders Cough ...... Isn't ...... Isn't ...... Wouldn't it all be curable...... Healed. ”
"King, those old and immortal old coughs in the Elders' House are all in my house now, asking me for cough syrup, me and my Akajiri female monkey are now unable to live normally. ”
Then the voice of the distant Golden Monkey General came from the voice of a snapping monkey kissing his mouth: "King, that Xiaoyao Daxian and you are sworn brothers, and we have also recognized relatives with our Monkey Clan, I suggest that the King go to find Xiaoyao Daxian and persuade him to open a cough syrup fairy pharmacy in our Huaguo Mountain, Xiaoyao Daxian is responsible for supply, and our Monkey Clan is responsible for sales, if this is the case, our Monkey Clan will really get rich." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. "The six-eared marshal's voice is so excited that the interface said the horse," The Taishang Laojun Lingbao Tianzun and the Primordial Tianzun in the Heavenly Realm are all 10,000-year-old cough disease, and the cough sequelae caused by long-term cultivation of food qi has always been a problem in the Heavenly Realm, and the Xiaoyao Daxian is practicing outside the territory, and I don't know that the immortals in our universe have all suffered from cough disease because of the aura pollution, and the Xiaoyao Daxian is now our Jiupin Dan Master of Huaguo Mountain, and his cough cough syrup will inevitably sell well in the heavenly realm, and when the time comes, we can go to the thirty-six heavens to marry a fairy and buy a fairy palace. ”
It turns out that the immortals in the heavenly realm practice food qi, but the aura has been polluted, and after thousands of years, the higher the cultivation, the more likely it is to get cough. I don't know if this pollution is any different from the air pollution on our earth. Well, let's slowly learn the secrets of the heavenly realm, and do a lot of good things, don't be in a hurry.
Sun Monkey's big tongue voice said, "Okay...... Good...... Okay, you guys...... It's not my ...... The elite of the Monkey Clan,...... It's all about exploitation...... Brother Loose Horse...... Target...... The fairy liquid is for itself...... Woman and house,...... Brother Loose Horse is our ...... The Nine Grades of Huaguo Mountain...... Danshi, but he ...... But he ...... But he ...... Britney...... You come ......" the monkey panted.
Xiao Tiantian's voice is so greasy, Lu Liang estimates that Sun Monkey's hands must be very dishonest, so that Xiao Tiantian speaks with an ambiguous humming sound, it seems that the civilization of the monkey clan is not feudal, and the couple monkeys are also relatively open in public, but I don't know whether the popular naked-run-culture, but the monkey is full of hair, and there is not much difference between running naked and not running naked.
Xiao Tiantian's voice is indeed very sweet, squeaking very crisp and unique: "The generals, elders, marshals, vanguards, generals, soldiers, monkey monkey grandchildren of the Divine Monkey Clan, listen to me, Brother Xiaoyao Ma is indeed the Nine Rank Dan Master of our Divine Monkey Clan, but everyone knows that it is a false name, to obtain the qualification of the Dan Master of the Heavenly Realm, you need to pass the assessment of the Eastern Prince, obtain the Dan Master Certificate, and the magic medicine he developed can only be sold publicly, otherwise-" Xiao Tiantian's voice was suddenly so crooked, humming and chirping, which made Ji Liang have goosebumps all over his body, "The surname Sun, take it away, and feel where it is." "Smack, the sound of a slap blow, followed by the laughter and squeaky whistles of the monkeys.
Sun Monkey touched Xiao Tiantian in public, and the gods and monkeys coaxed, and Zhu Liang was also drunk when he heard it.
"With Brother Yaoma's alchemy magic technique, are you still afraid that you won't be able to pass the assessment of the prince of the east?" the monkeys said one after another.
"Everyone, everyone, listen to my Elder Akajiri's words, Brother Xiaoyao Ma Shenlong does not see the head or the tail, since he is the return of the Great Immortal from the Territory, he must look down on any Danshi certificate, and now it is troublesome to take the Danshi certificate, to get the ninth-level Danshi certificate in the heavenly realm, once in a hundred years, it takes nine hundred years to complete the exam, so, fuck the bullshit certificate. I think that as long as the cough syrup medicine is good and effective, our Divine Monkey Clan sells it through underground channels, and we don't have to pay the spirit stone tax to the Spirit Stone Department of Heavenly Court. ”
Elder Akajiri's proposal for tax evasion was unanimously approved by the monkeys.
Sun Monkey finally said lazily: "You guys...... You guys...... You're all ...... The day is in vain,...... The night is dark,...... That carefree brother...... Though...... Although he swore to me as a brother, he ...... He...... Where does he dwell, I ...... I...... I ......"
"Brother Monkey, don't worry about this, I've always been by your side!"
All at once the monkeys fell silent.
Then, there was a deafening cheer.
Sun Monkey was so excited: "Horse...... Horse...... Brother Ma, I'm ...... I...... I ......"
"Brother Monkey, don't say it, I understand what you mean, cough cough syrup, I am responsible for providing it, you are responsible for sales, the spirit stones earned, let's five or five points, my share will be stored in you first." ”
The monkey was overjoyed: "Horse...... Horse...... Brother Mar ......"
Damn, I'm so excited, the monkey is still stammering!
"I agree with Elder Akajiri's proposal, we sell cough syrup underground, and we don't hand over half a spirit stone to the Heavenly Realm Spirit Stone Department. Go to his mother's certificate of the East Prince. "The final word is clear.
Ho-ho-ho –
Roar Roar Roar –
The entire Huaguo Mountain was boiling.