Chapter 347: Gently stepping on your face
After entering the Holy Courtyard, Zhuo Bailu and the others were warmly invited to the main hall, and the turbid green lantern was his friend who forgot about the year.
When he once broke into the South Divine Continent.
He had a great chat with a green lantern.
Later, I learned that he was actually the dean of the Southern Holy Academy.
He is a man of God, and he is not unfounded.
But that conversation, Zhuo Bailu still remembers.
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Zhuo Bailu sat cross-legged there, opposite the green light.
"What is the Tao?" The sound came out of the love lamp, which came into everyone's ears, and it was deafening.
Zhuo Bailu was quiet for a moment and spoke: "No roots, no stems, no leaves, no glory." All things are born and all things are made, and the day of life is the way. ”
"What is the Tao?" It's still the same sentence in the green light.
"Born congenitally, lonely, independent and unchanging, circumferential and not dying, can be the mother of the world, it can be described as the way." Zhuo Bailu replied again.
"Can it be the way?"
"The avenue is flooded, and it can be left and right."
"What is the Tao?"
"One yin and one yang, it is the way."
"What is the Tao?"
One question and one answer, Zhuo Bailu explained from all aspects, but this question is too grandiose, even if you ask the giant to talk about it for a few days and nights, it is difficult to understand it thoroughly.
Because in this world, everyone is seeking the Tao and cultivating the Tao.
Finally, he stood up, kicked the green lantern, and said, "This is the way!" ”
Everyone was stunned and speechless.
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So far, the avenue is discussed.
Zhuo Bailu is deeply appreciated by candles and blue lanterns.
Talk for three days and three nights, in order to find the avenue!
Enlightened by the perception of heaven and earth, the candle and blue lantern have trapped the immortals for more than 100 years.
It was because of his appearance.
Kicked over the green lantern and broke the road.
The candle and blue light is only instantaneous, and the infinite contact is a higher realm.
Zhuo Bailu said: "The ancient Buddha of the green lantern, looking for a hundred years, the predecessors have already achieved the Tao, and the breakthrough will not take time!" ”
The candle green lamp is one of the wine, and he said: "On the avenue, the little friend has the most feeling!" ”
Lift the wine.
Toast and smile at each other!
In the same words:
"This..."
"That's the way!"
Others don't understand, let alone understand.
The turbid green light said again: "I have already called for the two friends of Xiaoyou, and they will be there later!" ”
Zhuo Bailu's head.
Outside the main hall.
Breaking into the second daughter, the palace robe woman Gong Xiaoxiao, and the purple-clothed long skirt Mo Ziqin, they are already the best in the world, with beautiful appearance and perfect figure, they have fallen to the level of fairies!
The woman saluted and greeted the dean.
The candle and blue light are bowed, and you sit and watch.
Zhuo Bailu waved his hand to them, only to see the two of them walking towards him.
The elders in the hall watched the play with a smile.
I saw tears in the corners of the second daughter's eyes, which made Zhuo Bailu unclear whether it was clear or not, just when he got up to say hello.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
The second daughter directly slapped Zhuo Bailu in the face, and everyone present was shocked.
"This...?"
The elders were not clear, and they cast their eyes at the dean, the candle and the green lantern were gods, and the cause and effect were clear in an instant, and he did not move or speak.
Just a faint smile: "Best friend, relationship...... Very good! ”
Zhuo Bailu's eyes widened and covered his face: "Who are you?" ”
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Suddenly, the second daughter threw herself directly into Zhuo Bailu's arms.
It's really affectionate, don't envy others, maybe you can too.
Zhuo Bailu was relieved, but he forgot the pain of the slap just now, and he felt comfortable in his arms for the two girls who were so enthusiastic.
I want to hug the time, too.
A small hand clenched his fist and hit Zhuo Bailu's stomach directly, "Move your hands and feet, is it easy to take advantage of being a lady?" ”
Bang!
One punch directly smashed the famous Zhuo Shen into the stone wall, for this palace robe disciple, Gong Xiaoxiao treated Zhuo Shen like this, and the elders were also panicked in their hearts.
Mo Ziqin was a little more elegant, just glanced at it silently, took Gong Xiaoxiao's hand, and shook her head: "Okay, don't beat him!" ”
Gong Xiaoxiao leaked domineeringly: "The old lady is already looking up to you when she hugs you, and she hugs the old lady, it's really not bad!" ”
Suddenly noticed that Xichan was on the side.
The second girl suddenly looked well-behaved, walked up to the teacher, and raised her arms: "Teacher, you're here too, this annoying guy is really good!" ”
Xichan smiled and said, "You two Nizi, you are not polite to my nephew at all!" ”
Gong Xiaoxiao completely lost her temper just now, "That's not this guy, it's been six years since he came to see us, and I still remember my friend." ”
Xichan also understands that these little guys actually have a very good relationship, so she didn't interfere with her students' treatment of Xiaolu like this just now.
The first is because of the strength of Xiaolu's fairyland, he was punched by Xiaoxiao, and it was harmless; The second is that the little ones have a temper tantrum, and the adults just have to look at it.
Gong Xiaoxiao also complained: "Teacher, this guy obviously passed by us several times, but he didn't stay for a little time, he left, she really didn't regard us as friends." ”
For them confiding in their teachers and complaining, Zhuo Bailu was supported by the disciples of the Southern Holy Academy, "Xiaoxiao, Ziqin, you really can't blame me, I was chasing the demon spirit at that time, and I didn't see you at all!" ”
Gong Xiaoxiao stood up and picked up his little fist, "I didn't see it, okay, what happened to you and Wen Xuanyi last time?" ”
Speaking of this little princess of the Six Extremes Divine Palace.
The candle lanterns and the elders are also gossiping!
Zhuo Bailu simply pretended to be stupid: "What's going on, there's no such thing at all!" ”
Wen Xuanyi's matter.
It was a complete accident, when he went to the Liuji Divine Palace as a Zhuo Dao person to ask for something, he happened to bump into Wen Xuanyi when he was undressing, and he accidentally tore her clothes again, and he was glad that this Nizi did not chase and kill herself.
Instead, they helped him and took down the treasure.
Naturally, I can't tell Gong Xiaoxiao about this, lest she think that I Zhuo Bailu will commit another bad habit.
Killing can't be said either.
Gong Xiaoxiao was simply angry: "I saw it with my own eyes, you said there is no such thing?" ”
How did Zhuo Bailu know that when he was leaving with Wen Xuanyi, Gong Xiaoxiao would be on the side, which could not be blamed at all, but could only blame Wen Xuanyi for being too clingy......
Zhuo Bailu still didn't admit it, "It's not like this at all, you must have seen it wrong." ”
Gong Xiaoxiao was angry, she knew that he was a scoundrel and didn't admit it.
This time, the little fist was directly replaced with a foot, and he kicked it over, "I'll you, Zhuo Bailu, you're really abusive!" ”
Zhuo Bailu covered the bottom, it was hard to imagine, what Gong Xiaoxiao had experienced over the years? is so brutal and ruthless, just like the evil of the world.
There is no more me Zhuo Bailu in the world, and the domineering palace is incomparably Xiaoxiao!
Gong Xiaoxiao's brutality directly killed all of Zhuo Bailu.
Even if you are an immortal, the old lady still steps on you!
Bah!
What a thing.
Zhuo Bailu was suddenly frightened and trembled, even if he became an immortal? What if he is invincible in the world?
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In Gong Xiaoxiao's eyes.
A sword, a foot.
It will make you kneel and sing conquest, and call me 'sister...... Spare me! ”
Xichan's non-interference happened to give her two students the opportunity to bully Zhuo Bailu.
So this one meets.
Zhuo Bailu was scarred, so he simply didn't want to come again.
Zhuo Bailu stayed for two days, basically recuperating in bed, and as for him, he was obviously an immortal, and it would take two days to recover.
That's because Gong Xiaoxiao, a female demon, hammered him every hour, and Zhuo Bailu, who was immortal, couldn't help beating him like this.
But fortunately, there is Gong Xiaoxiao hammering him on the front foot; On the back foot, Mo Ziqin took medicine to support him.
When I got up on the third day, it was hell for those two days.
There are bruises all over his body, if he can't suffer it, I'm afraid he won't have to wait until the end of his life, he can be beaten to death by Gong Xiaoxiao.
"Oh, how are you?"
The first person I saw in the early morning turned out to be Xiaoxiao Zhuo Bailu of the Evil Palace immediately retreated to the root of the wall, and sat on the ground, she directly put a domineering foot on Zhuo Bailu's shoulder, and said coldly: "Will you know that it is wrong in the future?" ”
Gong Xiaoxiao is wearing a split cheongsam today.
So much so that with her action, revealing a little spring light, Zhuo Bailu happened to be able to see it at a glance, and the nosebleeds didn't stop flowing, "This ......"
Gong Xiaoxiao didn't realize that seeing him as an adult and having a nosebleed, she didn't realize that she had been exposed to Zhuo Bailu's eyes at this moment, which could be even more suffocating than the tearing of clothes back then.
"What are you, such an adult still has a nosebleed?"
Zhuo Bailu explained: "That, Xiaoxiao, did you miss there?" ”
Gong Xiaoxiao saw his shameless appearance, "What's missing?" You man, grinding and chirping, like a sissy!
Zhuo Bailu's expression was dull, and his eyes were like torches.
"That's, you're leaking underneath!"
Gong Xiaoxiao suddenly looked down, and then reacted, it turned out that she was wearing a cheongsam, and the bottom was hollowed out.
Suddenly, Gong Xiaoxiao's face turned red, and she looked at Zhuo Bailu angrily, and he even looked at it, "You go to die, pervert", and directly stepped on Zhuo Bailu's face, leaving a bright red footprint.
Wait for Xichan to get ready.
After coming out with Mo Ziqin, she found that Zhuo Bailu had a footprint tattooed on her face, and Xichan couldn't understand this habit, so she asked: "Xiaolu, if you like tattoos, Aunt Chan who has a better tattoo won't mind." But you have a tattoo, Aunt Shu Chan can't understand it, if you can't get rid of it immediately, I can only take your parents and teach you a lesson! ”
Xichan's stern appearance is like an angry parent.
Seeing a mess tattooed on their child's face, which parent can bear this.
Zhuo Bailu replied aggrievedly: "Zen, this is not a tattoo, this is a footprint..."
Xichan said even more angrily: "I know it's footprints, it's because of footprints that I'm ready to hit you!" ”
Gong Xiaoxiao snickered.
Zhuo Bailu had to bear the misunderstanding, in order to avoid Aunt Chan, he immediately waved his aura and eliminated the footprints on his face.
Xichan was satisfied with this, but still reminded: "The people in our family all have super high appearances, no matter how much you pursue the trend, you can't tattoo things on your face, Xiaolu, do you understand?" ”
Zhuo Bailu nodded hurriedly.
But he also looked at Gong Xiaoxiao viciously, he didn't want to, but Gong Xiaoxiao, a woman who destroys flowers with hot hands, just stepped on her face, you ruined my handsome guy, you don't have such good resources to be proud of in the future.
Gong Xiaoxiao understood what he meant, and wanted to swing his fist again.
Zhuo Bailu understood that he was scared and pulled Xichan and ran away.
Drop a sentence.
"Gong Xiaoxiao, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young man's face!"
(End of chapter)
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