Sun Tzu said: Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will win all battles.

Voyeurism is the best tactic to achieve the other.

"Uncle Shi, have you ever heard of the character of Xiaoyao Tianzun?"

It's the voice of the Jade Emperor.

He called Lingbao Tianzun his uncle.

Then who is his master? Yuan Shi Tianzun, one of the Three Qings, or Taishang Laojun, the Taoist ancestor of the human race?

As soon as he heard the voice of the Jade Emperor, the so-called deception was empty, and he chuckled in his heart, and he was busy holding his breath and closing his mouth. The Jade Emperor's voice was not immortal, and it was a little lacking in qi.

"Jade Emperor Senior Nephew, now is your time to go to work, you don't handle government affairs in your Lingxiao Palace, what are you doing in my palace?" Lingbao Tianzun said unhappily.

Lingbao Tianzun's voice reminded Zhu Liang of Wang Lao Er, who had facial paralysis next door to his hometown, and his voice was hoarse and specific.

"Uncle Shi, I was deceived by a guy who claimed to be Xiaoyao Tianzun and took away two Heart-Splitting Lung Fruits, this guy claimed to have come back from extraterritorial cultivation, and he wanted to save a life, I promised to give him two Heart-Splitting Lung Fruits in exchange for his extraterritorial great divine art, who knew that guy would disappear after getting my things, and I didn't even see the shadow of that extraterritorial great divine art. The Jade Emperor said very aggrievedly.

"Two masochistic heart-rending fruits, just cheat it. Lingbao Tianzun spoke with great difficulty, and there seemed to be something in his throat.

This makes Cool sound a little disgusting.

"Uncle Shi, the heart-rending fruit is not only a super masochistic divine fruit, but also a resurrection fruit comparable to the Nine Revolutions Golden Pill, a new variety of fruit gods, a Taoist treasure, I was deceived by two holy fruits in vain, I am the emperor of heaven, I can't swallow this breath. The Jade Emperor said angrily.

"Go find your master, Yuan Shi Tianzun, he has more knowledge than me. This is the first time I've heard of the name of this Xiaoyao Tianzun. Lingbao Tianzun said slowly.

"Uncle Shi, do you want me to go to the master who has told me something important three times? Then I'd rather commit suicide. His verbosity, you say, can you accept it? Can you stand it?"

"I can't accept it, and I can't stand it!" Lingbao Tianzun said.

"Yes, uncle, Master's verbosity is no longer something that my generation of monks can endure. ”

"Senior nephew, but I really don't know anything about that Xiaoyao Tianzun. Lingbao Tianzun coughed and said.

Yu Liang's eyes were so surprised: Good girl, Lingbao Tianzun, one of the three Qings, actually got a cough?

"Uncle Shi, are you okay if you were slapped by that extraterritorial heavenly demon?"

"It couldn't be better. ”

A very murderous voice said, "Senior brother, the matter of Master's battle with the Extraterritorial Heavenly Demons was all 100,000 years ago, why do you have to ask every time you come?"

The Jade Emperor's voice was suddenly embarrassed: "Senior Brother Xiao, I'm used to it." ”

"Senior brother, Master is going to take medicine, please go back. The owl's voice was so ugly that it was so exciting that the right side of his face was distorted. Liang Liang held the mobile phone in his right hand, and listened to the conversation in his right ear. The sound of the owl first stimulated Liang Liang's right ear, and the extreme discomfort was transmitted to Liang Liang's right face.

The right side of the face is distorted!

"Uncle Shi—"

"Senior nephew, you go back first, I'll help you check the origin of that Xiaoyao Tianzun, as long as he is still in our universe, I will find him sooner or later. ”

"Thank you, Uncle Shi!"

A sound of breaking the sky sounded, and then the majestic voice of the Jade Emperor: "The giant spirit god, the eighteen Kunlun wrestlers, drive the Nine Dragons Agarwood Wheel and return to the palace." ”

"Yes, Jade Emperor!" a gruff voice roared, every word like thunder.

A whip sounded, and several very clear beast cries rang out, which had never been heard before, a bit like a horse's roar, a bit like a leopard's roar, and a crane's high-pitched roar.

The dragon's groan—— Zhu Liang suddenly judged it without a teacher.

With his current extraordinary ear power, he could hear that it was nine beast roars: it must be the dragon roar emitted by the nine golden dragons of the Nine Dragons Agarwood. Wait, how do I know that the Nine Dragons Agarwood Wheel is a car pulled by nine golden dragons?

The dragon's roar quickly faded away.

Lingbao Tianzun's voice said slowly: "Xiao'er, this Jade Emperor is bent on death, and he can't commit suicide and die. ”

"Yes, Master Mingjian. ”

"Xiao'er, your Xiao clan can no longer use killing your parents to take their essence and blood to cultivate supernatural powers, this infamy has now been transferred from your body to Master's body. ”

"Yes, Master!"

Zhu Liang was shocked when he heard this, this Lingbao Tianzun's disciple Xiaoniao actually killed his parents to take his parents' essence and blood to cultivate in order to cultivate supernatural powers, and the evil bird that loved his parents turned out to be Lingbao Tianzun's personal disciple.

Wait, how do I know that the owl is a bird's, can't the owl be a person's name?

Zhu Liang suddenly realized that in the depths of his mind, he seemed to know very well about those immortals in the Heavenly Court. When you hear a certain name, there will be a corresponding information in your mind, which is sudden and inexplicable. When I really wanted to see the mysterious information in my mind, those things disappeared again.

It may be the impression left in my mind by writing "Journey to the West: The Biography of Tang Monks" to consult the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Journey to the West, Romance of the Gods, and the Encyclopedia of Ancient Chinese Myths and Legends, but I can't take it seriously.

Zhu Liang was relieved, remembering the purpose of this voyeurism, it is said that Yuan Shi Tianzun is in charge of all things in the universe, Taishang Laojun is in charge of human immortals, and Lingbao Tianzun is in charge of Lingxian, this spirit: including all non-human cultivators: insects, beasts, birds, aquariums, mountain spirits, tree monsters, flowers and plants.

Whether this is the case or not, Lu Liang decided to test it: "Lingbao Tianzun, the little brother Xiaoyao Tianzun is polite." ”

"Xiaoyao Tianzun?!" Lingbao Tianzun's coughing voice and the voice with phlegm in his throat changed suddenly, and his voice became sharp and smooth, full of power.

"The poor road is here!"

The sound of the wind suddenly sounded, as if there were many birds flying in the air and flapping their wings.

"Don't look for it, you can't find me, I have a big stealth technique. Zhu Liang deliberately said slowly, so that his sling voice sounded a little bit of Dao Heng's flavor in it.

Sure enough, the whirring sound that cut through the air stopped coming.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun, please show up. Lingbao Tian's voice was full of hostility.

"No need, I'm here to ask Lingbao Tianzun for a question, and I also ask Lingbao Tianzun for advice. ”

"Haha, since Xiaoyao Tianzun wants to test the old man's supernatural powers, then ask Xiaoyao Tianzun to take action, I will naturally continue. ”

"No, no, no, I'm not here to do it with you, I'm here to ask for advice sincerely. ”

The owl's voice rang out: "What's the matter, pretend to be a ghost, get out." ”

Zhu Liang felt that his back was sweating, firstly, the voice of the owl was too exciting, and secondly, he was pretending to be forced in front of Lingbao Tianzun, he was very excited.

"Xiaoxian, I'll test you a question, if you can answer it, I'll show up. The pestle began to flicker again.

"Say!" the owl's voice was sharp and unpleasant.