Chapter 85: Amitabha, the poor monk is offended!
When blocked by a few robbers, Sun Wukong thought a lot.
Whether he wants to beat these little thieves to death with a stick, if he follows his old temper, it is for sure. But having a pedantic monk by his side will inevitably prevent him from killing.
Although Tang Sanzang couldn't stop him, it was also very annoying to be nagged.
After all, since he came out of Wuzhi Mountain, this monk has never stopped, and he really let the monkey see the mouth skills of the Tang monks!
However, just when Sun Wukong was entangled.
Tang Sanzang actually took the initiative to go up.
So, the next thing the monkey saw, was such a scene.
……
"Dear benefactors, what are you doing?"
The six big men laughed when they heard this, "Monk Wuna, I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave and buy road money!" Honestly leave the horses and luggage, and I will spare you. ”
Tang Sanzang sighed slightly.
Then he clasped his hands together and said, "Fellow donors, you have gone astray." ”
"It is a felony to block the road and rob people, according to the law, flow for 3,000 miles, and those who hurt people are beheaded, why should they lose their lives for the sake of mere wealth?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the six people.
"The poor monk saw that the six donors had big shoulders and round waists and strong bodies."
"You must be a good hand at farming!"
"If there are no military disasters or natural disasters today, wouldn't it be good to cultivate some fields and live a stable life?"
"And you are all in your twenties and thirties, and you must have parents and heirs, if you are arrested by the government for robbery, what will happen to your parents? What about the wife? What about the child? ”
"As the saying goes, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles."
"Neighbors, clan relatives and friends know about it, and how can the parents and wives left behind in the family hold their heads up?"
"What do the neighbors think of them?"
"What do the neighbors think of them?"
"What do relatives and friends think of them?"
"How should I live in ten miles and eight towns in the future?"
"Won't you be heartbroken for the sake of such a trivial amount of money and such a huge trauma to your family?"
"Donors, think about it, is it worth it to block the road and rob it?"
Bandits: (°△°|||) ︴
Monkey: "......"
After being silent for a long time, one of the robbers seemed to be a little shaken, and couldn't help but say, "Big brother, I think it's ......"
"Shut up!!"
At the same time, the bandit leader, who came to his senses, immediately interrupted him.
Then he pointed to the man's nose and scolded: "We are robbers, do you know what it means to 'do a line of love and love', today is to say that the sky is broken, this trip, we have to grab it!" ”
He immediately raised his knife and pointed at Tang Sanzang, "Monk, don't talk nonsense, leave the horse luggage, and spare your life." ”
"Otherwise, I'll tell you to move your head!"
As he spoke, he led a group of robbers to come up.
Tang Sanzang sighed.
You said quietly: "It seems that you don't want to listen to the poor monk's reasoning. ”
Reasoning with robbers, there's a fart.
Sun Wu sneered on an empty stomach and was about to make a move, but he didn't want to be suddenly stuffed with a Pilu hat and a nine-ring tin staff in his arms.
He looked stunned.
I saw a bald head shining in the sun, and the wide red robe made a hunting sound in the wind, and at the same time, Tang Sanzang clenched his gurgling fist and strode towards the robber who pounced.
"Amitabha, poor monk, offended!"
……
recalled the six robbers who had blue noses and swollen faces, cried and knelt in front of Tang Sanzang to say that they would never do anything bad again, and begged for forgiveness.
Sun Wukong still feels a little trance.
Is this really what the Bodhisattva said, Tang Sanzang who needs his protection?
"Wukong, you're going to enter the town, cover your face quickly, so as not to scare the people here again!"
Tang Sanzang's voice came, and finally pulled the monkey back to his senses.
"Yes, Master."
In fact, Sun Wukong didn't want to cover it, but considering Tang Seng's inevitable babbling mouth and his handsome face that mortals couldn't appreciate, he had to cover his face with a black scarf.
Leading the horses, the two of them were pondering where to buy some food.
A strange shout suddenly came.
"Hey!!"
"The handsome man and the beautiful woman have seen it!"
"The latest movie of Black Wind Mountain, the number one love movie in history throughout the ages, "Love Letter" has been released!"
"Men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it!"
"It's at noon, and only one seat is left!"
A flash of interest flashed in the monkey's eyes, "Movie, what is this?" ”
"How come my grandson has never heard of it."
Tang Sanzang heard it thoughtfully, "When I was in Chang'an before, I heard that the movie was called "Snow White and the Three Monsters", which was indeed a novelty, and the theater where it was screened was full of people every day. ”
"Many people are willing to wait a day and a night to see it once!"
"It's amazing!" The monkey's eyes lit up.
Looking at the crowd gathered in front of the theater, Sun Wukong's eyes rolled twice, and suddenly said, "Master, why don't we go and take a look?" ”
"No."
Tang Sanzang shook his head, "I don't know how long it will take. ”
"We're going to have to hurry after we're done fasting."
When the monkey arrived, he smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, with my grandson here, I can enter immediately." ”
"Then I'll go buy some fasting food, and we'll see while we eat."
"What do you think?"
Hearing his apprentice's words, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but feel a little moved.
The last time the movie "Snow White and the Three Monsters" in Chang'an City, he wanted to go and watch it, but it was an important period of preparing for the water and land festival, so he never got his wish.
Now that you happen to catch up with a new movie, how can you not be tempted?
As for "My Buddha", Tang Sanzang didn't know.
Because not long after he left Chang'an, "My Buddha" was released, but it was banned by Li Shimin within a few days.
That's right.
The people sent to the west to worship the Buddha and pray for scriptures have just left.
You openly show a movie smearing Buddhism in the capital of your country, do you want to get the true scriptures?
"That's fine."
After thinking about it for a long time, Tang Sanzang finally nodded and agreed.
……
Due to the growing reputation of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment, every time a new movie is released, it will attract a large number of businessmen to buy the film.
Therefore, the merchants of these different towns raised funds to form a special dart team, recruited monks who were good at flying to go to the Black Wind Mountain to buy movie jade slips, and then distribute them to various theaters.
Du Fei wanted to make the movie achieve the effect of simultaneous release in the Nether.
A forbidden formation was set up on each jade slip.
You can't cancel it until the release date.
If someone forcibly breaks it, the jade slip will be automatically burned, and no one will want to restore it, unless you have a cultivation above the Great Luo Golden Immortal.
So, at noon today.
Within tens of thousands of miles around Heifeng Mountain, the screening theaters in the cities and towns of the major people's countries were already full of people who came to watch the movie, from princes and nobles to peddlers and pawns, men, women and children.
After all, this is known as the number one romance movie in history.
And thousands of mobile phone users scattered all over the Three Realms also took out their mobile phones early and waited for the release of the movie.
Among them, the largest number of people is Heavenly Court!
……
"This demon king actually came out with a new work so quickly!"
"yes, how long has it been?"
"I wonder what the story of this movie is about?"
"Looking at the name, it should be a love movie, and it is rumored that the protagonist is still starring the Manifestation Zhenjun and the Dragon Girl of the West Sea!"
"Where did you hear that?"
"Eight Immortals, aren't they going to study in the Nether Black Wind Mountain?"
"There are also Lan Cai and Uncle Cao Guo in this movie!"
"Interesting ......"
On the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the immortals were communicating with their divine thoughts.
Soon, the Jade Emperor walked out from behind the curtain.
"Meet Your Majesty!" x N
When the Jade Emperor saw that the immortals had a mobile phone, he immediately raised his hand and smiled: "You don't have to be polite, since you are watching the movie in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, let's share a picture." ”
With that, he waved his hand.
The mobile phone screen was enlarged hundreds of times and projected in mid-air.